Welcome to my online fiction site! Here you can read my online novel inspired by the game "Baldur's Gate II - The Shadows of Amn". This is unofficial site and it is not associated by any means with Interplay, Bioware or TSR Inc. No material from this site can be reproduced for any commercial use and any noncommercial use must be authorized by me.

by Weyoun

(some chapters by Laufey)

Greetings and welcome to my retelling of Baldur's Gate 2: Shadows of Amn and Baldur's Gate 2: The Throne of Bhaal! I've noticed others starting their novels with a memorable and profoundly deep quote so, well... Ermmm, here's a Quark...

"I have a dream; a dream that all people -- Humans, Jem'Hadar, Ferengi, Cardassians -- will someday stand together in peace... around my Dabo tables." --Quark

Sorry. I couldn't resist. But now that that's out of the way, let me tell you about the protagonist... The Child of Bhaal in this particular universe is Laska Leafwalker, a Moon Elven Fighter from Candlekeep. She's a hot-headed girl with a singular love for good adventure, good fights, good friends, good drinks and good body-art... She is not a good writer, however... Just take a look at her short first (and last) attempt at keeping a journal...

Terrible, isn't it? It's a good thing Viconia took over the job of keeping the journal when she joined back at Peldvale. Laska might be a good fighter, but she's way to frivolous to write a story herself... That's where I come in!

I am of opinion that the NPC characters are just as important as the main character. Laska would certainly never be able to survive the perils of Amn all on her own! (Though she would probably disagree) These eight good (or not so good) people are Laska's closest companions and friends during her travels... It also means her party is constantly ill-matched characterwise, so I've tried to put lots of humor in the chapters.

So... Let me just say that I hope you'll enjoy the story and get a good chuckle out of these characters' antics... Happy reading! If there are any questions, you can check out the faq or always e-mail me. You're always welcome, if you'd like to drop me a line...

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First Impressions
Old Friends
Trip to the Sewers
Deeper Dungeons
Of Beholders and Moonblades
Family Matters
Graveyard Shift
Booksmarts
Confrontation
Dockworkers
Of good breakfasts and pesky wizards
Girls' day out
Revolution
Unwelcome guests
Vampiric justice
Home Improvement
An old score
Dark Reunion
Steam, Studies and Visitors
Six Adventurers and a Little Lady
One Bridge Too Far
Murder Most Horrid
Leisure Suit Laska
Elfnapped!
GROG!!
Squire, squire on the wall...
Campfire
Damn the torpedoes...
...full speed ahead!!
Evaluation
Witchy Woman
Who's that girl?
Delays, delays...
A noble pain in the ass
Family Law
Alas, poor Laska. I knew her well.
Stone walls do not a prison make
Girl's night on the town
In Memoriam
Pachyderm
Early Edition
Agony-Inquisitor
The Windspear plateau
Cabin-fever
Puzzle caverns
Vampiric abilities
Red Guy
Past and Present
Under one roof?
Returned To Sender 1
Only the Deadliest Work in the Postal Services

Returned To Sender 2
Across Enemy Lines

Returned To Sender 3
How To Dispose of a Zulkir in Three Easy Steps

Walk of Life
Chicks and Stuff
Judge Bylanna
Love
Sisters
Songs of the Harpers
Adventures in magic and cooking
Evening in Imnesvale
Accidental Exposure
Stupid Temples of Darkness Suck!
The Elven Heart
Mail-order oak
Playing Dress-up...
Child of Murder Berserk
Lesson in Virtue
For Turnip and for Radish
Days of Our Lives
Losing Streak...
Existentialism, Drow style...
Spheroids
Lady Luck
Ship and crew
Two sides of faith
Das Boot
Return of the Pink Tornado
Shopping spree!
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Rainy day
Trademeet Endeavors
Confidante
Ears of Endearment
Survival of the fittest
Fond of fonts
Remorse
A Hero's welcome
Elf within earshot
Fists of Fury
Sendai's Fate
Crushing defeat
Poisoned Mood
Cold as ice
Ear-pull out of love
Dreams and confrontations
Honor among thieves
Revenants
Vampyrion
Dinner at the Jansens
Shipmates
Centennial Special Episode
DVD Extended Edition Documentary Diary
With Unique Outtakes and Cast Interviews (5 Mins)

Saradush blues
Love for sail
Icepick
Illusions of Life
Come fly away...
A pirate I was meant to be...
Acme Anvil
First Adventure
Planning the Assault
Bhaal-fever
POC: Prisoner of Camp
Elf Power
Pirates of the low seas!
Charred flesh
Tunnels of Silly Despair
No villain's exposition
The Mirror, Part 1: Staring back
The Mirror, Part 2: Reflections
The Mirror, Part 3: Remembrance
Volcanic hotplate
The Perfect Crappy Storm
Sushi
Growing madness
Into the depths
Demonic houseguest
Mistress Phaere
Fortress Ust Natha
Check-in
Romantic interlude
Gladiatress
Learning by doing
Consequences
Twisted
Pets overnight
Romantic Bardic Encounters
Conference Call
Vampires Mortis
The Passion of The Leafwalker
Past Pirate
Blood money
Tree's company
Grand Theft Eggo
Aftermatch
Distant rumblings
DEye of the Storm
Into the Mouth of Madness
Vilaya. Part 1
Vilaya. Part 2
First Move
Contradictions in Terms
Gnome Wonder
A Child's Tale
How much is that human in the window?
Grotto
Evil Statue
Inconvenient Family Reunion
Naraphim

To be continued...
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