Transcendant
Posted 05 June 2003 - 09:46 AM
"Oh we're the pirates who don't do anything, we just stay at home and lie around...."
Very funny, I can just see Laska's attack-dive!
Great stuff!
Guest_Broken Phoenix_*
Posted 06 June 2003 - 11:09 AM
It's a trimaran!A second problem arose when Viconia found out that there wasn't a single birth suitable for a ship with two side-pontoons.
You won't say"In the meantime," Dynaheir added. "Thou must tell Boo to stop nibbling on my staff. Those hamster-bitemarks are most unseemly."
LOL! I thought it was the Vulgar Monkey?"I don't know," Rose said wary as she read the inn's name. "It's called 'The Wanking Monkey'. Doesn't sound very female-friendly to me."
oh well, now we know what the name comes from.Society for Cutting Up Men?"And 'The SCUMM bar' does?"
"The clothes are right and the Tattoos on the tall elf are a clear sign," Filthy Pirate One added. "I'm sure they're the Rashemite Lesbian singing-duo 'Tattoo'."
They're plural? Each of them?"A pirates I was meant to be,"
SureA hall was severed for several faux-official VIP's (Very Important Pirates).
MURRAY!"Fear me!" a raspy voice sounded from the shadows. "I am MURRAY! The mighty demonic skull! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Oh, Minsc..."Oh, look Boo," Minsc said. "It is a talking skull! Wouldn't that be a nice gift for little Viconia," he said and tried to take the skull from its perch.
Hell, everyone knows that."Of course not!" the man said. "Only under 21 will alcohol be able to ruin your life," he said calmly
*smirk*"I hope you're better than yesterday's act," Filthy Pirate One said. "There was this duo from the Moonsheas called Gemini, but they sang so off key that we had to hang them out back and use them as dart boards."
You can always find a job in a certain contest..."That's it!" Filthy Pirate One shouted after them. "You'll never work in show business again!"
"We are SO fired," Filthy Pirate Two sighed.
"Oh, yeah..."
maybe the bar-fight lasted a bit too long though... and what is this with a mr. Cheese?
Transcendant
Posted 06 June 2003 - 10:29 PM
I loved it, like I love every one of them!
No, don't leave those two on board! I know something bad will happen... or then won't... but anyway!
Ugh... I don't like those pirates... lol
Why are they going to Spellhold, if Imoen is with them already? (I wanted to ask this question a long time ago, but forgot... lol)
Mister Cheese...? What a name!
That was sooooooo funny!!!
Oh no... He said the magical word and now Laska won't listen to anything...
HAhahahahaaa!! Murray is veeryyy scaaryyyy....... *sigh*
Hmmm... Is he stupid or very stupid?
Anime?
Well, as far as I know, Laska is a pervert...
Oh no.......
Yay! Laska, you rule!
Wow!!
Mwahahahahaa!! Laska is the best!
GREAT EPISODE!!!!
:D
Transcendant
Posted 06 June 2003 - 10:30 PM
It's a trimaran!
LOL! I thought it was the Vulgar Monkey?
They're plural? Each of them?"A pirates I was meant to be,"
MURRAY!"Fear me!" a raspy voice sounded from the shadows. "I am MURRAY! The mighty demonic skull! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Hell, everyone knows that."Of course not!" the man said. "Only under 21 will alcohol be able to ruin your life," he said calmly
You can always find a job in a certain contest...
Oh, this was funny
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