> I hope you like it.
i couldnt stop laughing 
> The auction of the Roenall-estate to pay off their debt to Lord De'Arnise
> had just ended and Laska and Viconia stepped out of the building
hehehe
> "Yeah," Laska smiled, reciting the titles of Viconia's
> paintings, "' Knife in the back ', ' Silent hunter ', ' DeathStalker
> Betrayed '. I'm detecting a definite pattern here. And what about that
> sculpture you bought... The one with the metal triangles on the
> rods."
i hate modern art
> "Oh, no!" Rose smiled. "Actually, I was at the auction very
> early. I was just on my way to my new home, since... well, I stopped
> turning tricks, Laska. Since our last conversation I have done a lot of
> thinking, and I've come to a decision : I have had my dealings with the
> last perverted nobles and had my last preventive Cure
> Disease-spell..."
*big smile* YAY for her!!
> "What?" Viconia looked stunned. "Are you saying that Laska
> actually had a positive influence on someone?! It boggles the
> mind!"
*chuckles*
> "Hey, I...Ack!" Laska suddenly exclaimed as something bright
> shone in her eyes. Covering her peepers with her hand she noticed the sun
> reflecting off some brightly polished armor. "Oh, crud!" Laska
> cursed. "It's Ah, no-mind ... Rose, quickly! Kiss me!"
gueees whooo?
> "My lady, I..." Anomen said, then noticed the two embracing
> women. "Ah, I see you are busy. Do not mind me then, I shall wait for
> you..."
BAWWWHAHAHAHA
> A few moments later, Anomen was still waiting. Laska whispered, inaudible
> for all but elven ears : "He's still here, isn't he?"
Faith: laska, mind if i steal that trick from you?
> "Can't he take a hint?"
> "Do you really expect me to answer that question?"
LOL. in the game i raised his int. states.
> Reluctant to face Anomen, Laska turned around very, very slowly.
> "Hello... Anomen," she muttered.
> "Oh, definitely not, Viconia," Anomen spoke with unusual
> understanding. "I have been doing a lot of reading about the elven
> race lately so I know elves deal with affection towards friends quite
> differently than humans do. At first I found the lack of virtue the whole
> elven culture possesses frivolous, but I soon came to the conclusion my
> fair lady cannot help but lack the human virtues due to her elven
> heritage. The lawless openness in her culture is... puzzling and repulsive
> at first, but not wholly unappealing."
*LMAO* gasp..wheeze... too damn funny
> "Forgive me, fair lady, but if we are to be lovers, I must your more
> about your culture," Anomen smiled.
say what?
> "Delusional," Laska whispered, and Rose nodded in understanding.
> "So," the tattooed elf asked, eager for a change of subject,
> "you were telling us about turning a new leaf in your life."
Faith: *slams her head on the desk*
> "Well, I started this rumor that I was going to write a book now that
> I'm retired, and all those nobles started showering me with bribes to keep
> me from publishing," Rose grinned. "I still have enough money
> left to buy the Mithrest Inn! Old Brady is retiring, and me and some of
> the other boys and girls who wanted to stop working have decided to take
> over the inn. It's a wonderful location, and we can definitely class up
> the place... OH! Where did you get that lovely lamp?!"
LMAO So nobles are actually good for something!
> "HOW DID YOU KN..." Laska exclaimed, but then caught herself.
> "Errr, I don't know what you're talking about."
> "Of course you don't," Viconia chuckled.
*giggles*
> "Anyway," Laska said quickly, eager to get away from the
> love-struck helmite while taking Rose by the hand. "We must be off
> now. Goodbye, Anomen!"
shes being nice to him! poor guy needs some restorative magic!
> "Ah, a pity," Anomen muttered. "I was planning to invite
> fair Laska to be my escort to today's Order banquet. But I am curious as
> to why a lady would sneak into another lady's bedroom."
Oh dear Gods. That boy needs... something!
> "Oh," Viconia smirked. "It's the perfect setting for long,
> meaningful chats about boys, followed by a pillow fight and then trying
> out mother's make-up on each other's faces..."
among other things as well... 
> Viconia chuckled as she picked up her paintings and strolled away, not
> looking back at Anomen. "You really ARE stupid, helm-boy,"
> Viconia muttered when the human was out of earshot.
gotta agree with Vick on this
> "Funny you don't like plays, Keldorn," Jan said. "I was
> certain paladins like yourself loved plays, especially the ones about
> paladins! Especially when they're about overly zealous, pompous,
> evil-seeking, do-gooder Paladins..."
they are all like that! *chuckles*
> "Watch yourself, sir gnome," Keldorn gritted his teeth.
LOL
> "My cousin Gohanna Jansen once directed a play about the Lady paladin
> Diedre Braveheart, which was performed after her violent and valiant death
> defending the gnomes from the Horned-Griffin With The Dripping Fangs,
> Razor-Sharp Teeth, But With A Dull Wit."
*giggles*
> "Oh, sweet Torm," Keldorn groaned.
*snickers*
> "Anyway, after Diedre was buried in fifty-seven different tiny
> caskets, the whole Order of the Aster showed up to honor their fallen
> member. Oh, it was a sight to behold : A beautiful play, with a stunning
> lead. A dastardly and foul plot, and a heroic death in battle for the
> beautiful Diedre Braveheart. A true tribute to her life, virtue and honor.
> I kid you not, we ended up with five hundred paladins in the audience, all
> crying their eyes out. The play was a wild success, and spread the fame
> and honor of Lady Diedre Braveheart across Toril. BUT! Lady Diedre
> Braveheart was not dead, but merely stunned, and the paladins accidentally
> buried some trash from the local slaughterhouse.
*howels*
So, naturally, Diedre was
> flattered by the success of the play and decided to attend one.
> Unfortunately, she visited the premiere of the play's unauthorized sequel
> ' Lady Diedre Braveheart does Evermeet '. Cousin Gohanna always knew how
> to fill up the benches, you see... Anyway, as Diedre defended her honor, I
> couldn't help but notice her subtle fighting-techniques as she chopped my
> cousin to bits with her two elegant katanas..."
...Does evermeet! BWAHAHAHA
> "My Torm strike me dead..." Keldorn buried his face in his
> heads.
*pats the paladin on the shoulder* there there, there there.
> In the meantime, Viconia was regarding the flowery play will little
> interest. A soft, feminine snore came from the person next to her.
> "Dynaheir," Viconia nudged her friend awake. Immediately,
> Dynaheir started awake, rose from her seat and applauded loudly, only to
> glance around the annoying audience and sheepishly stopped clapping to sit
> down on her seat.
> "Sorry," Laska replied, "I didn't get much sleep last
> night, and this dialog isn't helping much either."
thats an understatment!
> "BULLOCKS!" was suddenly shouted from the audience as Laska rose
> from her seat. "THIS IS JUST COMPLETE AND UTTER BULLOCKS! YOU WANT TO
> SHAG HER, AND SHE WANTS TO SHAG YOU, SO JUST BLUMMIN' SAY SO AND DO IT, SO
> WE CAN ALL GO HOME INSTEAD OF SITTING THROUGH ALL THIS UTTER
> BULLOCKS!"
One person who speaks her mind. thats always good!
> "Wish I had said that two weeks ago," Keldorn muttered.
> "Ye'd be sleepin' in the doghouse, matey! HAR HAR!" Korgan
> laughed.
he does have a point.
> "Oh, excuse Minsc," Minsc replied sheepishly. "When I get a
> little drowsy my mind starts to wander."
*laughs*
> "Exactly!" Laska smiled and threw herself into the vortex.
ahh, the laska thing to do!
> I finally have the Tnt-plotlines going again, it seems. More Laska next
> quiz.
cant wait!
