The character is Onyx!
Oryx is a synthesis of Onyx and Cyrex, Haer's psychotic Britney-Spears-impersonating Cyricspawn jester cohort from TWIII! Infer what you will, Freud!
Ho-kay then...
Say, handy spell. Any relation to Bigby? My spellcaster characters are wondering if you have any spare scrolls for sale? (Or is it a weapon?)
Bigby is my mother's friend's cousin's brother-in-law's cat's former owner's insurance agent's godfather, so yeah, I guess you could say that. (And it's both, actually. My enchanted fist with a protective magic aura capable of mass destruction. Mwahahahahahaha!
)C'mon....bald, tattooed Legolas....what's not to like? And Gimli can have a bright-red mohawk and gold chains...Aragorn can get a tongue stud and have Arwen's necklace running from his nose to his ear, and get Anduril gold-plated and engraved with "badass Numenorian muthafucka"....
*faints*
(It's Liz's Horrid Wilting! Available now at all major magical wares stores! 
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