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#1 Weyoun

Posted 18 January 2004 - 06:46 PM

Heya!

New Tnt! Some of you were wondering what's happening in Amn right now, so I wanted to oblidge. Strangely, though, this story contains a double-flashback, so I hope it works. ;) Hope you like it.

 
Tnt 129 : Romantic interlude

Rose tossed around in her bed, unable to catch sleep for yet another night. The poor half-elf lay awake watching the rain pounding on the windowpanes. The weather outside was horrid again, engulfing Amn in a veil of rain. She almost wished she had been tending bar tonight... if so, she would have stayed at the Mithrest and would have spent the night in a small one-person room.

She sighed again and pulled the covers firmly around her body. It didn't help. The night was especially cold, just like every time it rained so much outside. In fact, the rain had even penetrated the chimney, dousing the fireplace in the room. Usually if this happened, Rose would cuddle up to Laska if she was at home, but not tonight. Laska's place in the bed was empty, and would likely remain that way for quite some time.

Rose grunted in frustration, reached for her robe and huddled it around her body. She hissed when her bare feet touched the cold floor and quickly slid into her fur-lined slippers. It was only a short step through the door to enter the huge main living room of Laska's mansion... her mansion. But Rose missed the chatter, missed the fights, missed the camaraderie. Even in the middle of the night, there would always be someone awake to chat with, someone who'd listen to you. But now, the house was silent as a tomb. She, the maid Lasalla and the two children Becky and Risa were the only ones there... and they were all fast asleep.

Now, Rose was used with the house being empty from the many times Laska and her friends were away... but this was different. Though Rose knew in her heart that Laska had to be alive, there was still so much... uncertainly.

She had started seeing shadows playing in the dark corners of the house from the corners of her eyes, but they were gone whenever she looked... The living room had never seemed so much wider and larger than it had ever been in her eyes... it was a sign that she had better make her way into the smaller and better lit kitchen behind her. After quickly closing the door behind her, she headed towards the larder to take a small bottle of milk from the cooling room and put it on the stove. Luckily, the kindling was still underneath it so Rose could light it quickly to cook her milk. Hopefully, it would help her sleep.

She sat down on the kitchen table and spotted the progress report on the repairs to the Swiftwind. Just where she left it yesterday-night. No doubt Lasalla let it lying there on the table for Rose to find and to spend time with it while waiting for her milk to warm up. She fingered through it, and once again read that the ship would be completely repaired soon. The Destroyer had been boated up the river to Silverymoon, where elven shipmasters would repair the ship via traditional elven craft. She knew Laska would approve of that, even though it would be more expensive than to have it done at the local shipyard. Still, 5000 gold was do-able, she felt.

Though finding the money had presented to be a bit of a problem at first. Laska didn't trust banks, so she stashed most of her cash in a safe and heavily trapped place. Fortunately, Laska had told Rose that she stashed her nest-egg into a magic bag which she in turn put in one of the wine kegs in the cellar, which was already a heavily trapped place, seeing the elf was afraid someone would make off with some of her booze.

Unfortunately, Laska never told Rose which keg the bag was in... and there were fifty...

Together with Irylarr, whom also counted on her pay for the trip to Spellhold, Rose probed each and every wine keg with a stick until they finally unearthed the magic bag to pay for the repairs and pay Irylarr's fee.

Fortunately, Irylarr, though eager to return to her children, checked in on Rose from time to time, to see how she was doing. The two other elves had left ship too. Mook felt it unsafe to return to Athkatla, so she caught a ship to Waterdeep almost immediately upon hitting the docks... Rose wished her well. As for Limryu, well, he probably went back to 'selling' the Athkatla Bridge to Kara-Turan tourists.

Looking over her shoulders, she noticed her milk still wasn't done... so her thoughts drifted towards Laska again... And she dwelled on how much she missed her... and if she'd even come back to her.

***

"Sir, please leave," Rose huffed as she attempted to get the pushy man to leave the work-area of her drafty over-priced rented home in the bridge section of Athkatla. "I've had a long evening and I want to call it a night." She had gathered enough money today to cover her rent, her bills and could even buy some much needed art-supplies. Luckily, thanks from the generous tip her noblewoman visitor had left her yesterday, she could take the rest of the week away from streetwalking and spent some time in the countryside, painting and relaxing. Those times were rare luxuries, sadly, and she was looking forward to getting some rest... unfortunately, a lout of a man had come into her work-area as her last customer left and now refused to leave.

He could be called a handsome man by some women. Tall, dark, slightly muscular, charismatic, sweet-talker. But Rose wasn't interested in sweet-talkers right now.

"Oh, come on," the man shot her a roguish grin. "I'll pay. And you'll be thanking me when it's over."

Rose darkened on the inside, and struggled to remain polite. "Sir, I am not selling right now. Surely one of my friends outside will see to your needs?"

"Ah, but they are all just common human girls," the man smiled. "I prefer women of elven blood, like you, my dear lady. Ah, your delicate build and elven ears are a sight for sore eyes."

'And for something else,' Rose grimaced as he saw the man's bulging pants. "Ah, but I am a half-elf," she tried. "That means I'm half-common, aren't I?"

"Ah, but your elven blood more than makes up for your flaws," the man smiled, and once again Rose felt herself grow dark inside. "Just let you and I undress on that bed there. I promise you, it's win-win. You get a night of extreme passion and you get paid to boot!"

"The only persons who can actually instill extreme passion in me are other women, berk," Rose all but snarled. "And judging from your flat chest and the bulge in your pants, you're not one of them."

The man's eyes flashed with feeble understanding. "Ah, I see. You've obviously never been pleased well enough by the men in your life, so..."

A knock sounded at the door and Rose groaned. She desperately hoped not another bloke would barge in on her right now. Luckily, it wasn't a bloke.

"Oy!" the man started to say. "I was here before you, so I get to shag her first!"

But Rose smiled. She instantly recognized the woman who now entered her home. It was Laska Leafwalker, the attractive moon-elf she had met two days ago. The elf had run through the district, hoping to solve a horrendous series of murders... and she did, with Rose's help. To Rose, Laska was the most beautiful woman she had ever seen. Aside from her impressive female elven physique, she felt Laska had depth. She was so full of life, so enthusiastic and passionate about everything she did, and to Rose, that was incredibly alluring. Laska was the sort of woman who immediately became the center of every room she stepped in, a woman who never apologized for who she was, made no effort to adjust to society's wishes and radiated an air of confidence...

That, and she had one hell of a sexy body.

She was wearing the tight-leather pants again and one of her revealing vests... Rose found herself blushing a bit as her thoughts drifted back to their more physical encounter after solving the murders.

The man, in the meantime, blanched white as a sheet. "No, it... it can't be. Not YOU!!"

Laska's eyes, in turn, grew wide. "YOU?! You stupid ass-bastard!!! You sad, wanking turd!!"

***

"Ooof," the man said as his head dropped on the pillow in the small room at the Three Old Kegs inn.

"Well, that was fun," Laska grinned as she dismounted the man and lay down beside him. "But I have still have to work up a sweat."

"You are one impressive elven lady," the man sighed as he wiped the sweat off his brow.

"You're not done yet," Laska grinned as she turned to the man and let her hands slide over his chest. "And, oh, I see you are, ahum, up for another session."

"Hmm," the man grinned. "You sure are something. I'm gonna pay you double for all the things you've done to me. Wow, that thing with your tongue was incredible... Ermm, could you do that again."

An uncomfortable silence fell into the room as Laska started moving completely.

"What?!" Laska said, almost inaudibly.

"Ermm, sorry, was that inappropriate?" the man stammered. "You don't have to, if you don't want to."

"Yes, it was inappropriate," Laska snarled. "But what exactly did you mean with 'pay'?!"

"Well, I mean," the man stammered. "I was gonna give you 300 gold. That's twice as much as you prostitutes in Baldur's Gate usually ask for a night, don't you?"

"You... you think I..." Laska seethed with anger.

"Ermm," the man gulped. "The clothes, the come on, the looks you were giving me? Was I wr... Aren't you? You mean you're not a prostitute? But, why were you acting so slutty, then?"

A low growl could be heard coming from the back of Laska's growl. The man shivered as he saw Laska's angry expression on her fact... an expression that could only be described as 'demonic'.

---

"AAAAAAAAAHHH!" the man shouted as he, followed by shards of glass, fell three stories down and met the cobblestone road in screaming pain.

"YOU COMPLETE BASTARD!!" Laska shouted after him. "I only want to have some fun! Three long steamy sessions of fun, at least! But you ruined it!!"

"Aaaaahh," the man wailed. "I've broken me leg!!"

"I'll break more than that, you wanker!!" Laska shouted from above. Almost instantly, the man felt something sharp after watching something silver zoom by his ear. Closer investigation revealed it was a throwing dagger which had nicked his ear. "NEXT ONE WILL HIT!"

"NOOO!" the man cried and desperately tried to drag himself into a cover while daggers rained down all around him.

"I'm gonna GET DOWN there and CUT YOUR BLOODY BOLLOCKS OFF, you ass-wank!!" Laska shouted and down and withdrew from the window.

The man desperately looked for a way to escape and noticed that a cart was about to leave. In desperation, the man grabbed a chain hanging from the side of it and allowed it to painfully drag his battered body over the cobbled roads. He grimaced, he cried... he shrieked in terror when he noticed the hastily clothed Laska speeding from the inn's entrance with two swords in each hand. Not only that, but the elf was actually chasing after the cart barefoot.

"No, no, no," the man cried when he noticed the elf wasn't only chasing, but also rapidly gaining on the speeding cart.

He held onto the chain for more than dear life as the elf was almost at sword-point now. With no other choice left, the man started to wail : "No, NO! HELM, TORM, TYR, SHAR, CYRIC, SILVANUS, SUNE, SELUNE, TALONA, MALAR, PLEASE, PLEASE SAVE MY PRECIOUS BOLLOCKS!!!"

***

"NO, NO, NO!" the man shouted, and jumped through the open window in the back Rose's working room. Soon enough, a splash could be heard outside, followed by an 'OW, me leg!'.

"Hmm," Rose said as she looked through the window. "He hit a mooring pole."

"BASTARD!" Laska shouted after him as the man swam away for dear life.

The two women backed away from the window and turned to each other.

"Well," Rose smiled. "You're back in my parlor again, I see. Thank you for getting rid of that maggot, by the way."

"My pleasure," Laska smiled. "Say, um, Rose, I was, um, in the neighborhood and, well, I, well..."

"Say no more," Rose nodded. "I've heard it many times before. But I was just about to close down and go to sleep..."

"No, no, no, it's not that," Laska said quickly and looked away. "I, well, I... I just wanted to see you again."

Rose smiled warmly and could barely contain her surprise. A very pleasant surprise.

"I, well, I wanted to ask you if you'd like to join me for a drink, but if you're too tired, I could..."

"No, no, no, that's alright," Rose smiled as she interrupted Laska quickly. "I'd love to, in fact. Just give me a moment to wash up and I'll join you..."

---

"So I chased the cart halfway across the city with him squealing like pig all the time," Laska spoke while Rose chuckled. "Would have caught him too, if I hadn't stepped into that broken bottle. Had to hop back to the inn to get it healed."

Together, Rose and Laska had taken a booth in the back of the Five Flagons Inn and were talking pleasantly. The place was very quiet, seeing it was the middle of the night, so both women had a great deal of privacy. The Five Flagons was a pleasant inn, from its cozy size to the pleasant smells of next morning's bread baking in the kitchen.

"How can you be mistaken for streetwalker?" Rose smiled. "You don't have any of the signs, you know?"

"Signs," Laska asked as she took a sip from her wine. "What signs?"

"Oh," Rose eyes were downcast. "desperation, misery, sadness, loneliness, complete absence of self-worth."

"Sorry," Laska said, cursing inwardly. "I didn't mean to upset you."

"That's okay," Rose nodded. "It's a vicious circle, you know? Once you're into... this life, it's very hard to get out. I still don't understand how you got mistaken for a streetwalker."

"Horniness might have something to do with that," Laska grinned. "It tends to turn brains into mush."

"I know that better than anyone," Rose grinned, but she herself blushed when her eyes grazed at Laska's revealing vest and the impressive bosom it held. She quickly took a draught from her own cup of wine.

"Take my friend Viconia, for example," Laska said and took another sip. "She's a Drow, and last time a Gold Elven trade ship from Evermeet was docked, she walked around with her hood on all the time, because the sailors for that ship kept asking her to join them in the bedchambers."

"Heh, those prissy gold-elves have a taste for half-elves too," Rose nodded knowingly. "But I take it, your friend wasn't too happy about the proposition?"

"Not exactly," Laska snickered. "But it was mainly because she thought those gold elves were crap in the sack."

"Yep," Rose nodded. "That's what all my friends say too..."

Laska fell silent and simply looked at Rose for a moment. When Rose noticed, however, Laska quickly looked away.

"What?" Rose smiled.

"Oh, um, nothing," Laska gulped. "I, um, just think that you have beautiful eyes."

Rose blushed briefly and smiled warmly. Of course, many people had told her had over the course of her career, but she knew that Laska had truly meant it. She decided to reply when she noticed Laska's long dark hair was once again tied in a long braid.

"I wish," Rose smiled as she stood up and walked towards the somewhat startled elf. She turned around and started to loosen Laska's braid, "you'd let your hair flow free."

Rose's fingers worked too loosen the braid and freed Laska's hair. The half-elf slowly and loving brushed the elf's silky soft hair. She pushed some of the dark silk over Laska's shoulders, while letting the rest of Laska's mane flow freely over her back. Of course, Rose enjoyed every moment of it... and after getting back in her seat, she judged from the slight flush on her face, that Laska had enjoyed it as well.

"Wow," Laska grinned. "That's one hell of a brush..."

"You look very good," Rose said.

"I wear a braid when I go adventuring... and most of the day, really. I guess it's a habit that sticks with you. When you fight as much as I do, you don't want hair getting in your face, I suppose. Plus, it took me about 20 years to get my hair this long and I'll be buggered before I get a haircut," the elf grinned.

"Good," Rose smiled. "I like your hair long."

"I notice you've been doodling on your napkin," Laska said.

"Oh?" Rose said and showed Laska her drawing. "Well, it's just a doodle, nothing special."

"This is good," Laska smiled when she saw a quick drawing of herself brandishing two swords and apparently running. "Do you like to draw?"

"Drawing, painting," Rose smiled. "I love it. My art is my soul."

"I may not know much about art, but I know what I like," Laska grinned. "I'd love to see your paintings sometimes."

"Maybe you will," Rose smiled warmly. "Besides, you have an artsy streak yourself. Those tattoos of yours, for example. Very artfully done."

"I love my tattoos," Laska smiled. "They're mementoes, they're decorations, they're... well, they're me."

"I'd like to see them all sometimes," Rose grinned.

"Maybe you'll... study them closely one day," Laska shot Rose a roguish grin.

"I already did, remember?" Rose chuckled.

"Oh, yeah," Laska blinked. "Well, there goes that fine flirt down the crapper, doesn't it?"

Rose laughed and took another drink of her wine. "Oh, my cup is empty."

"So is mine," Laska said and took Rose's hands in her own, softly brushing her fingers with her thumbs. "I guess our date is over then, isn't it? Unless you want me to bring out another bottle."

"No, thanks," Rose smiled. "I hate hang-overs, so I'd better avoid it."

"You don't get a hangover from one bottle, do you?" Laska raised her eyebrows. "It takes about five to ten bottles... and even then it depends on the kind of wine."

"Eh?" Rose blinked.

"Errmm, never mind," Laska said quickly.

---

"Well, here we are," Laska said after she had taken Rose by the arm and brought her back to her home.

"Yes," Rose smiled as she turned to Laska when they had reached the door. "Here we are."

A silence fell.

"So..." Laska said.

"So..." Rose replied.

"Well..."

"Well..."

"Shall I...?"

"Do you want to..?"

"This is silly," Laska sighed. "I feel like a schoolgirl now..."

Rose chuckled softly. Even though Laska obviously had had a lot of sexual experience, this was new terrain for her and the normally so confident and self-assured elf had become a bit nervous. The half-elf thought it was rather cute and decided to take the initiative.

Rose stood in front of Laska, and slowly slid her hand over Laska's arm until her hand rested on her shoulder. Laska in turn, responded by embracing Rose by wrapping both her arms around her waist, resting just above her hips. They looked each other in the eye briefly before Rose closed her eyes and softly pressed her lips on Laska's. The softness of her flesh was almost overwhelming. Rose slid her hand into Laska's hair as she tentative kiss progress. This, however, was terrain Laska WAS familiar with. The elf slowly parted Rose's lips with her tongue and began her exploration, leading to a most heavenly kiss. The soft probing continued as the two lovers pressed their bodies together and held on to each other tightly.

Finally, after what seemed to be an eternity, the two new lovers broke their kiss, but not their embrace. "When will I see you again?" Laska said as she briefly caressed Rose's cheek.

"Soon," Rose smiled. "Tomorrow evening?"

"Deal," Laska said, watching as Rose unlocked the door and smiled at her one more time before she slipped inside and closed the door.

Laska stood there for a moment. Then, she tossed the keys to her house into the air and caught them again. "Yes!" she whispered into the night.

***


Hot tears fell into Rose's glass of warm milk as she thought back to her first 'official' date with Laska. "I know you're still alive, Laska," Rose sniffed as she spoke the words into the dark loneliness of the house. "Please, be alive..."
 

Thanks for reading!

---Weyoun
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#2 Guest_TheBeastlordJohnny_*

Posted 18 January 2004 - 07:26 PM

Well... this was amusing.

Unfortunately I've not time to do a deep analysis on this little lot, so I'll just pull out a few choice items.

1. Laska was obviously taking swearing lessons from Talyn at the time. "Ye daft arsefeckweaselwalruswankferretshitepokebordellobadger!"

2. Hmm... I think the following penalty scheme was appropriate: First offence - a hefty kick in the knackers; second offence - the tying of his weenie into a granny knot; third offence - forcible emasculation; fourth offence - reattachment of his organs so they can be ripped off by hand.

3. I think this is an affirmation of Laska being so randy she'd shag a warm scarf. After all, if I were in her position, and that creepy sod was slathering over me, I'd break out the pashminas. No offence intended, of course... *grabs running shoes*

4. Already I'm inwardly grinning with the sheer dramatic irony. I wonder if Rose will find out about Laska's, erm, avventura amorosa, with Phaere... It should be... interesting.

5. Vivamus, mea (Roslynda), atque amemus
Rumoresque senum severiorum
Omnes unuis aestimemus assis!
Soles occidere et redire possunt,
Nobis cum semel occidit brevis lux
Nox est perpetua est dormienda
Da mi mille basia, deinde centum
Dein mille altera, dein secunda centum
Deinde usque altera mille, deinde centum
Dein, cum multa milia fecerimus
Conturbabimus illa, ne sciamus
Aut ne quis malus invidere possit
Cum tantum sciat esse basiorum.


- Gaius Valerius Catullus, poem V.

I wonder if L&R would have appreciated that.

Oh, and I enjoyed this. Sex, violence, and blasphemy... works every time.

#3 Guest_Edgar_*

Posted 18 January 2004 - 08:01 PM

Dammit! I was all set for the Phaere scene, and now I'm feeling guilty ;)

It was a good idea to pop back to Athkatla for a bit. It reminds us of problems to come as a result of what Laska's doing right now...

Once again, you combine comic scenes with touching ones. Nice chapter!

And hopefully the relationship won't wind up as Catullus' did:

Pauca nuntiate meae puellae
non bona dicta.
cum suis vivat valeatque moechis,
quos simul complexa tenet trecentos,
nullum amans vere, sed identidem omnium
illa rumpens:
nec meum respectet, ut ante, amorem,
qui illius culpa cecidit velut prati
ultimi flos, praeter eunte postquam
tactus aratrost.


Poem XI

#4 Guest_Userunfriendly_*

Posted 18 January 2004 - 08:58 PM

Heya!


urm...trademeet again??? (neeber always starts his voice bytes with "heya!" ;) )

New Tnt! Some of you were wondering what's happening in Amn right now, so I wanted to oblidge. Strangely, though, this story contains a double-flashback, so I hope it works. :) Hope you like it.


it actually works quite well...you definately know who's flashing back to what... :wink:

Rose tossed around in her bed, unable to catch sleep for yet another night. The poor half-elf lay awake watching the rain pounding on the windowpanes. The weather outside was horrid again, engulfing Amn in a veil of rain. She almost wished she had been tending bar tonight... if so, she would have stayed at the Mithrest and would have spent the night in a small one-person room.


poor rosie... :cry:

Rose grunted in frustration, reached for her robe and huddled it around her body. She hissed when her bare feet touched the cold floor and quickly slid into her fur-lined slippers. It was only a short step through the door to enter the huge main living room of Laska's mansion... her mansion. But Rose missed the chatter, missed the fights, missed the camaraderie. Even in the middle of the night, there would always be someone awake to chat with, someone who'd listen to you. But now, the house was silent as a tomb. She, the maid Lasalla and the two children Becky and Risa were the only ones there... and they were all fast asleep.


i bet they miss the gang as much as rosie... :cry:

Unfortunately, Laska never told Rose which keg the bag was in... and there were fifty...


good thing they didn't have to drink them all... :roll:

Fortunately, Irylarr, though eager to return to her children, checked in on Rose from time to time, to see how she was doing. The two other elves had left ship too. Mook felt it unsafe to return to Athkatla, so she caught a ship to Waterdeep almost immediately upon hitting the docks... Rose wished her well. As for Limryu, well, he probably went back to 'selling' the Athkatla Bridge to Kara-Turan tourists.


oh dear...are they "gnomish" tourists??? :)

He could be called a handsome man by some women. Tall, dark, slightly muscular, charismatic, sweet-talker. But Rose wasn't interested in sweet-talkers right now.


salvanus???

"Ah, but they are all just common human girls," the man smiled. "I prefer women of elven blood, like you, my dear lady. Ah, your delicate build and elven ears are a sight for sore eyes."


yep, salvanus...

The man's eyes flashed with feeble understanding. "Ah, I see. You've obviously never been pleased well enough by the men in your life, so..."


idiot!!!

But Rose smiled. She instantly recognized the woman who now entered her home. It was Laska Leafwalker, the attractive moon-elf she had met two days ago. The elf had run through the district, hoping to solve a horrendous series of murders... and she did, with Rose's help. To Rose, Laska was the most beautiful woman she had ever seen. Aside from her impressive female elven physique, she felt Laska had depth. She was so full of life, so enthusiastic and passionate about everything she did, and to Rose, that was incredibly alluring. Laska was the sort of woman who immediately became the center of every room she stepped in, a woman who never apologized for who she was, made no effort to adjust to society's wishes and radiated an air of confidence...


YAY!!! our heroine!!! :wink:

"Hmm," the man grinned. "You sure are something. I'm gonna pay you double for all the things you've done to me. Wow, that thing with your tongue was incredible... Ermm, could you do that again."


moron... :oops:

"Well, I mean," the man stammered. "I was gonna give you 300 gold. That's twice as much as you prostitutes in Baldur's Gate usually ask for a night, don't you?"


big mistake!!!

"Ermm," the man gulped. "The clothes, the come on, the looks you were giving me? Was I wr... Aren't you? You mean you're not a prostitute? But, why were you acting so slutty, then?"


REALLY BIG MISTAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

"Aaaaahh," the man wailed. "I've broken me leg!!"


lucky you...

"I'm gonna GET DOWN there and CUT YOUR BLOODY BOLLOCKS OFF, you ass-wank!!" Laska shouted and down and withdrew from the window.


and believe me, she will!!! :shock:

He held onto the chain for more than dear life as the elf was almost at sword-point now. With no other choice left, the man started to wail : "No, NO! HELM, TORM, TYR, SHAR, CYRIC, SILVANUS, SUNE, SELUNE, TALONA, MALAR, PLEASE, PLEASE SAVE MY PRECIOUS BOLLOCKS!!!"


Hahahahahhahahahhahah!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!! MORE VIOLENCE!!!

"Hmm," Rose said as she looked through the window. "He hit a mooring pole."


if he had his trousers down, wouldn't that be a MOONING pole??? :)

"Well," Rose smiled. "You're back in my parlor again, I see. Thank you for getting rid of that maggot, by the way."


said the spider to the fly... :wink:

"Oh," Rose eyes were downcast. "desperation, misery, sadness, loneliness, complete absence of self-worth."


:cry: :cry: :cry:

"Horniness might have something to do with that," Laska grinned. "It tends to turn brains into mush."


oh yeah...it sure does... :P

"Wow," Laska grinned. "That's one hell of a brush..."


:wink: :wink: :wink:

"This is good," Laska smiled when she saw a quick drawing of herself brandishing two swords and apparently running. "Do you like to draw?"


and chasing after a pig??? :roll: :roll: :roll: :)

"I already did, remember?" Rose chuckled.


:)

"Oh, yeah," Laska blinked. "Well, there goes that fine flirt down the crapper, doesn't it?"


no flirt is ever wasted... :roll:

"You don't get a hangover from one bottle, do you?" Laska raised her eyebrows. "It takes about five to ten bottles... and even then it depends on the kind of wine."


"Eh?" Rose blinked.


whew!!! :shock: :shock:

Rose chuckled softly. Even though Laska obviously had had a lot of sexual experience, this was new terrain for her and the normally so confident and self-assured elf had become a bit nervous. The half-elf thought it was rather cute and decided to take the initiative.


go rosie!!!

Laska stood there for a moment. Then, she tossed the keys to her house into the air and caught them again. "Yes!" she whispered into the night.


go rosie!!!

Hot tears fell into Rose's glass of warm milk as she thought back to her first 'official' date with Laska. "I know you're still alive, Laska," Rose sniffed as she spoke the words into the dark loneliness of the house. "Please, be alive..."
 


she is NOT going to be happy about phaere...and her sister, and yonafein...

Thanks for reading!


---Weyoun


great episode...i really like how you've managed to capture the sad feelings in the mansion as people are desperately missing all the riots, the insanity and crazyness that the friends in the mansion used to express their love...sigh...sad story...i liked the violence... :) :) :D

more soon please...

#5 Laufey

Posted 19 January 2004 - 01:26 PM

Heya!


New Tnt! Some of you were wondering what's happening in Amn right now, so I wanted to oblidge. Strangely, though, this story contains a double-flashback, so I hope it works. :shock: Hope you like it.


Oh yes. :shock: It was very sweet and romantic, and filled with longing.


Looking over her shoulders, she noticed her milk still wasn't done... so her thoughts drifted towards Laska again... And she dwelled on how much she missed her... and if she'd even come back to her.


Poor Rose. :wink: In her way, she's as miserable as Laska is.


"The only persons who can actually instill extreme passion in me are other women, berk," Rose all but snarled. "And judging from your flat chest and the bulge in your pants, you're not one of them."


The man's eyes flashed with feeble understanding. "Ah, I see. You've obviously never been pleased well enough by the men in your life, so..."


Riiiight. Of course. :twisted:

But Rose smiled. She instantly recognized the woman who now entered her home. It was Laska Leafwalker, the attractive moon-elf she had met two days ago. The elf had run through the district, hoping to solve a horrendous series of murders... and she did, with Rose's help. To Rose, Laska was the most beautiful woman she had ever seen. Aside from her impressive female elven physique, she felt Laska had depth. She was so full of life, so enthusiastic and passionate about everything she did, and to Rose, that was incredibly alluring. Laska was the sort of woman who immediately became the center of every room she stepped in, a woman who never apologized for who she was, made no effort to adjust to society's wishes and radiated an air of confidence...


That, and she had one hell of a sexy body.


All positives. :wink:


"Ermm," the man gulped. "The clothes, the come on, the looks you were giving me? Was I wr... Aren't you? You mean you're not a prostitute? But, why were you acting so slutty, then?"


A low growl could be heard coming from the back of Laska's growl. The man shivered as he saw Laska's angry expression on her fact... an expression that could only be described as 'demonic'.


Go Laska! Gods, I hate that sort of stupid twit...

---


"AAAAAAAAAHHH!" the man shouted as he, followed by shards of glass, fell three stories down and met the cobblestone road in screaming pain.


"YOU COMPLETE BASTARD!!" Laska shouted after him. "I only want to have some fun! Three long steamy sessions of fun, at least! But you ruined it!!"


"Aaaaahh," the man wailed. "I've broken me leg!!"


"I'll break more than that, you wanker!!" Laska shouted from above. Almost instantly, the man felt something sharp after watching something silver zoom by his ear. Closer investigation revealed it was a throwing dagger which had nicked his ear. "NEXT ONE WILL HIT!"


:twisted:


"Signs," Laska asked as she took a sip from her wine. "What signs?"


"Oh," Rose eyes were downcast. "desperation, misery, sadness, loneliness, complete absence of self-worth."


Poor Rose. :twisted:


Rose blushed briefly and smiled warmly. Of course, many people had told her had over the course of her career, but she knew that Laska had truly meant it. She decided to reply when she noticed Laska's long dark hair was once again tied in a long braid.


"I wish," Rose smiled as she stood up and walked towards the somewhat startled elf. She turned around and started to loosen Laska's braid, "you'd let your hair flow free."


Awwwww! :oops:

Rose's fingers worked too loosen the braid and freed Laska's hair. The half-elf slowly and loving brushed the elf's silky soft hair. She pushed some of the dark silk over Laska's shoulders, while letting the rest of Laska's mane flow freely over her back. Of course, Rose enjoyed every moment of it... and after getting back in her seat, she judged from the slight flush on her face, that Laska had enjoyed it as well.


"Wow," Laska grinned. "That's one hell of a brush..."


"You look very good," Rose said.


"I wear a braid when I go adventuring... and most of the day, really. I guess it's a habit that sticks with you. When you fight as much as I do, you don't want hair getting in your face, I suppose. Plus, it took me about 20 years to get my hair this long and I'll be buggered before I get a haircut," the elf grinned.


Heh, I have the exact same problem, actually. :wink: You forgot to mention that it's very tedious trying to get it dry once you've washed it.


"I already did, remember?" Rose chuckled.


"Oh, yeah," Laska blinked. "Well, there goes that fine flirt down the crapper, doesn't it?"


Heh, I think it worked well enough. :wink:


"This is silly," Laska sighed. "I feel like a schoolgirl now..."


Rose chuckled softly. Even though Laska obviously had had a lot of sexual experience, this was new terrain for her and the normally so confident and self-assured elf had become a bit nervous. The half-elf thought it was rather cute and decided to take the initiative.


Awwwww! :wink: It *is* cute.


Hot tears fell into Rose's glass of warm milk as she thought back to her first 'official' date with Laska. "I know you're still alive, Laska," Rose sniffed as she spoke the words into the dark loneliness of the house. "Please, be alive..."
 


:shock:
Rogues do it from behind.

#6 Guest_Theodur_*

Posted 19 January 2004 - 05:01 PM

Rose tossed around in her bed, unable to catch sleep for yet another night. The poor half-elf lay awake watching the rain pounding on the windowpanes. The weather outside was horrid again, engulfing Amn in a veil of rain. She almost wished she had been tending bar tonight... if so, she would have stayed at the Mithrest and would have spent the night in a small one-person room.


Awww... of all your characters, I feel the most for poor Rose. (maybe because she's a half-elf, hehe) :wink:

Now, Rose was used with the house being empty from the many times Laska and her friends were away... but this was different. Though Rose knew in her heart that Laska had to be alive, there was still so much... uncertainly.


I just wonder... how can she feel that Las is alive... I mean - it was in the middle in the ocean and... well, it did look like Laska drowned...

She sat down on the kitchen table and spotted the progress report on the repairs to the Swiftwind. Just where she left it yesterday-night. No doubt Lasalla let it lying there on the table for Rose to find and to spend time with it while waiting for her milk to warm up. She fingered through it, and once again read that the ship would be completely repaired soon. The Destroyer had been boated up the river to Silverymoon, where elven shipmasters would repair the ship via traditional elven craft. She knew Laska would approve of that, even though it would be more expensive than to have it done at the local shipyard. Still, 5000 gold was do-able, she felt.


Aww, I think Laska would approve... :lol:

Though finding the money had presented to be a bit of a problem at first. Laska didn't trust banks, so she stashed most of her cash in a safe and heavily trapped place. Fortunately, Laska had told Rose that she stashed her nest-egg into a magic bag which she in turn put in one of the wine kegs in the cellar, which was already a heavily trapped place, seeing the elf was afraid someone would make off with some of her booze.


Paranoidal elf... though with Korgan around, I guess the paranoia was kind of grounded.

Together with Irylarr, whom also counted on her pay for the trip to Spellhold, Rose probed each and every wine keg with a stick until they finally unearthed the magic bag to pay for the repairs and pay Irylarr's fee.


Laska would have used a different method to find it... she'd just drink all kegs until she finds it...

Fortunately, Irylarr, though eager to return to her children, checked in on Rose from time to time, to see how she was doing. The two other elves had left ship too. Mook felt it unsafe to return to Athkatla, so she caught a ship to Waterdeep almost immediately upon hitting the docks... Rose wished her well. As for Limryu, well, he probably went back to 'selling' the Athkatla Bridge to Kara-Turan tourists.


Awww, at least the others are safe and getting on with their lives.

"Ah, but they are all just common human girls," the man smiled. "I prefer women of elven blood, like you, my dear lady. Ah, your delicate build and elven ears are a sight for sore eyes."


Yeah, well, a woman with elven blood does not fancy you, common human piece of scum.

"Oy!" the man started to say. "I was here before you, so I get to shag her first!"


But Rose smiled. She instantly recognized the woman who now entered her home. It was Laska Leafwalker, the attractive moon-elf she had met two days ago. The elf had run through the district, hoping to solve a horrendous series of murders... and she did, with Rose's help. To Rose, Laska was the most beautiful woman she had ever seen. Aside from her impressive female elven physique, she felt Laska had depth. She was so full of life, so enthusiastic and passionate about everything she did, and to Rose, that was incredibly alluring. Laska was the sort of woman who immediately became the center of every room she stepped in, a woman who never apologized for who she was, made no effort to adjust to society's wishes and radiated an air of confidence...


Theo: Funny, I always thought the same about Jaheira... :shock:

That, and she had one hell of a sexy body.


Theo: Oh, and that too... :twisted:

Laska's eyes, in turn, grew wide. "YOU?! You stupid ass-bastard!!! You sad, wanking turd!!"


***


"Ooof," the man said as his head dropped on the pillow in the small room at the Three Old Kegs inn.


Ah, a flashback in a flashback? :twisted: Oy, that's odd! But we'll manage! :lol:

"You... you think I..." Laska seethed with anger.


"Ermm," the man gulped. "The clothes, the come on, the looks you were giving me? Was I wr... Aren't you? You mean you're not a prostitute? But, why were you acting so slutty, then?"


Oh, that's not acting, it's just the way she is... err, by that I mean, a fun-loving girl doesn't have to be a prostitute!! :)

"AAAAAAAAAHHH!" the man shouted as he, followed by shards of glass, fell three stories down and met the cobblestone road in screaming pain.


...ouch... :lol:

"YOU COMPLETE BASTARD!!" Laska shouted after him. "I only want to have some fun! Three long steamy sessions of fun, at least! But you ruined it!!"


"Aaaaahh," the man wailed. "I've broken me leg!!"


Heh, he should be happy that it's only a leg! :twisted:

The man desperately looked for a way to escape and noticed that a cart was about to leave. In desperation, the man grabbed a chain hanging from the side of it and allowed it to painfully drag his battered body over the cobbled roads. He grimaced, he cried... he shrieked in terror when he noticed the hastily clothed Laska speeding from the inn's entrance with two swords in each hand. Not only that, but the elf was actually chasing after the cart barefoot.


"No, no, no," the man cried when he noticed the elf wasn't only chasing, but also rapidly gaining on the speeding cart.


Wow, isn't throwing him out of the window an breaking a leg. quite enough? :lol:

He held onto the chain for more than dear life as the elf was almost at sword-point now. With no other choice left, the man started to wail : "No, NO! HELM, TORM, TYR, SHAR, CYRIC, SILVANUS, SUNE, SELUNE, TALONA, MALAR, PLEASE, PLEASE SAVE MY PRECIOUS BOLLOCKS!!!"


LOL! I can just see Shar, Cyric and Malar rushing to save his bollocks...

"NO, NO, NO!" the man shouted, and jumped through the open window in the back Rose's working room. Soon enough, a splash could be heard outside, followed by an 'OW, me leg!'.


"Hmm," Rose said as she looked through the window. "He hit a mooring pole."


Probably the same leg again... :shock:

"So I chased the cart halfway across the city with him squealing like pig all the time," Laska spoke while Rose chuckled. "Would have caught him too, if I hadn't stepped into that broken bottle. Had to hop back to the inn to get it healed."


Ack! :wink:

"Signs," Laska asked as she took a sip from her wine. "What signs?"


"Oh," Rose eyes were downcast. "desperation, misery, sadness, loneliness, complete absence of self-worth."


Aww, I really did not associate those signs with Rose, though... :)

"Horniness might have something to do with that," Laska grinned. "It tends to turn brains into mush."


Yeah, especially if you don't have a lot in a way of brains to start with... :oops: :wink:

"I know that better than anyone," Rose grinned, but she herself blushed when her eyes grazed at Laska's revealing vest and the impressive bosom it held. She quickly took a draught from her own cup of wine.


See my vest!
See my vest!
Made from real gorilla chest...

:wink: Sorry...

"Not exactly," Laska snickered. "But it was mainly because she thought those gold elves were crap in the sack."


"Yep," Rose nodded. "That's what all my friends say too..."


Muahaha! Take that, Ellie!

Btw, what kind of elven blood Rose has? Sylvan?

"I wear a braid when I go adventuring... and most of the day, really. I guess it's a habit that sticks with you. When you fight as much as I do, you don't want hair getting in your face, I suppose. Plus, it took me about 20 years to get my hair this long and I'll be buggered before I get a haircut," the elf grinned.


Btw, does Las wear a helmet when she's adventuring?

"I love my tattoos," Laska smiled. "They're mementoes, they're decorations, they're... well, they're me."


"I'd like to see them all sometimes," Rose grinned.


Hehehe... how subtle... :shock:

A silence fell.


"So..." Laska said.


"So..." Rose replied.


"Well..."


"Well..."


AWWWWW... I love these moments... :roll:

Rose stood in front of Laska, and slowly slid her hand over Laska's arm until her hand rested on her shoulder. Laska in turn, responded by embracing Rose by wrapping both her arms around her waist, resting just above her hips. They looked each other in the eye briefly before Rose closed her eyes and softly pressed her lips on Laska's. The softness of her flesh was almost overwhelming. Rose slid her hand into Laska's hair as she tentative kiss progress. This, however, was terrain Laska WAS familiar with. The elf slowly parted Rose's lips with her tongue and began her exploration, leading to a most heavenly kiss. The soft probing continued as the two lovers pressed their bodies together and held on to each other tightly.


Very sweet and tender... :)

Hot tears fell into Rose's glass of warm milk as she thought back to her first 'official' date with Laska. "I know you're still alive, Laska," Rose sniffed as she spoke the words into the dark loneliness of the house. "Please, be alive..."


I wonder how long she will keep that belief... :wink:

#7 Weyoun

Posted 20 January 2004 - 12:09 AM

Well... this was amusing.


Glad you think so! 8)

Unfortunately I've not time to do a deep analysis on this little lot, so I'll just pull out a few choice items.


1. Laska was obviously taking swearing lessons from Talyn at the time. "Ye daft arsefeckweaselwalruswankferretshitepokebordellobadger!"


LOL! Actually, I've recently been watching the fifth bottom live show. It was quite inspirational. :)

2. Hmm... I think the following penalty scheme was appropriate: First offence - a hefty kick in the knackers; second offence - the tying of his weenie into a granny knot; third offence - forcible emasculation; fourth offence - reattachment of his organs so they can be ripped off by hand.


Well said. :)

3. I think this is an affirmation of Laska being so randy she'd shag a warm scarf. After all, if I were in her position, and that creepy sod was slathering over me, I'd break out the pashminas. No offence intended, of course... *grabs running shoes*


Laska : Well, ermm, it seemed like a good idea at the time... Maybe I wasn't drunk enough to begin with.

4. Already I'm inwardly grinning with the sheer dramatic irony. I wonder if Rose will find out about Laska's, erm, avventura amorosa, with Phaere... It should be... interesting.


5. Vivamus, mea (Roslynda), atque amemus
Rumoresque senum severiorum
Omnes unuis aestimemus assis!
Soles occidere et redire possunt,
Nobis cum semel occidit brevis lux
Nox est perpetua est dormienda
Da mi mille basia, deinde centum
Dein mille altera, dein secunda centum
Deinde usque altera mille, deinde centum
Dein, cum multa milia fecerimus
Conturbabimus illa, ne sciamus
Aut ne quis malus invidere possit
Cum tantum sciat esse basiorum.


- Gaius Valerius Catullus, poem V.


I wonder if L&R would have appreciated that.


Well, it took me some time to get an english translation from the web (I don't speak or read latin), but the sentiment is quite appreciated. :)

Oh, and I enjoyed this. Sex, violence, and blasphemy... works every time.


LOL! Again, where's the blasphemy? :P :mrgreen:

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Darth Baras - A blind, comotose lobotomy-patient could sense my anger!

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#8 Weyoun

Posted 20 January 2004 - 12:20 AM

Dammit! I was all set for the Phaere scene, and now I'm feeling guilty :mrgreen:


LOL! Sorry. That'll take another while, I think.

It was a good idea to pop back to Athkatla for a bit. It reminds us of problems to come as a result of what Laska's doing right now...


Once again, you combine comic scenes with touching ones. Nice chapter!


Thank you! To tell you the truth, I needed a change of pace too. 8)

And hopefully the relationship won't wind up as Catullus' did:


Pauca nuntiate meae puellae
non bona dicta.
cum suis vivat valeatque moechis,
quos simul complexa tenet trecentos,
nullum amans vere, sed identidem omnium
illa rumpens:
nec meum respectet, ut ante, amorem,
qui illius culpa cecidit velut prati
ultimi flos, praeter eunte postquam
tactus aratrost.


Poem XI


What's with all the latin today? :P Thanks for the poem, though.

---Weyoun
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Sith Warrior - Master, I can sense your anger.

Darth Baras - A blind, comotose lobotomy-patient could sense my anger!

---

"The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds" - James Randi

#9 Weyoun

Posted 20 January 2004 - 12:27 AM

urm...trademeet again??? (neeber always starts his voice bytes with "heya!" :P )


Nah, just mimicing Immy. :)

poor rosie... :)


:)

i bet they miss the gang as much as rosie... :)


Yeah. Big houses can get very empty.

salvanus???


Nah, just a random obnoxious pig. :)

YAY!!! our heroine!!! :)


:mrgreen: The elf is here! :)

big mistake!!!


Definitely...


"Ermm," the man gulped. "The clothes, the come on, the looks you were giving me? Was I wr... Aren't you? You mean you're not a prostitute? But, why were you acting so slutty, then?"


REALLY BIG MISTAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :)


Well, he's setting himself up to be horribly murdered. :)

and believe me, she will!!! :)


:D


He held onto the chain for more than dear life as the elf was almost at sword-point now. With no other choice left, the man started to wail : "No, NO! HELM, TORM, TYR, SHAR, CYRIC, SILVANUS, SUNE, SELUNE, TALONA, MALAR, PLEASE, PLEASE SAVE MY PRECIOUS BOLLOCKS!!!"


Hahahahahhahahahhahah!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!! MORE VIOLENCE!!!


Just wait till LAska gets in the fighting pic. :?

if he had his trousers down, wouldn't that be a MOONING pole??? 8)


Oh, don't go there. That must have hurt. :(

said the spider to the fly... :)


:)

:) :) :D


Nudge, nudge too. :D

no flirt is ever wasted... :D


LOL! In this case not. :D


go rosie!!!


go rosie!!!


She's doing quite well. :D

she is NOT going to be happy about phaere...and her sister, and yonafein...


The outcome might surprise you. :D

great episode...i really like how you've managed to capture the sad feelings in the mansion as people are desperately missing all the riots, the insanity and crazyness that the friends in the mansion used to express their love...sigh...sad story...i liked the violence... :) :) :)


Glad you liked the story! :)

more soon please...


Soon! :)

Thanks for commenting,
---Weyoun
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Sith Warrior - Master, I can sense your anger.

Darth Baras - A blind, comotose lobotomy-patient could sense my anger!

---

"The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds" - James Randi

#10 Weyoun

Posted 20 January 2004 - 12:31 AM

Oh yes. :) It was very sweet and romantic, and filled with longing.


Thank you! I enjoyed writing it. :)

Poor Rose. :) In her way, she's as miserable as Laska is.


She misses her deeply. :)

Riiiight. Of course. 8)


He deserves a good hacksaw to the bollocks, yes. :)

All positives. :)


:P

:mrgreen:


Enjoying the scene? :)

Poor Rose. :)


:)

Heh, I have the exact same problem, actually. :) You forgot to mention that it's very tedious trying to get it dry once you've washed it.


That's true, I suppose... But at least you don't nice it when tied in a braid. Besides, a wet braid can be a nasty weapon. :)

Awwwww! :) It *is* cute.


:D Thanks!

And thanks for commenting,
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Sith Warrior - Master, I can sense your anger.

Darth Baras - A blind, comotose lobotomy-patient could sense my anger!

---

"The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds" - James Randi

#11 Weyoun

Posted 20 January 2004 - 12:41 AM

Awww... of all your characters, I feel the most for poor Rose. (maybe because she's a half-elf, hehe) :)


half-elves understand each other, maybe?

I just wonder... how can she feel that Las is alive... I mean - it was in the middle in the ocean and... well, it did look like Laska drowned...


I think in a way in wishful thinking, but it could be that she just knows because her elven part.

Aww, I think Laska would approve... :)


Definitely. I'm going to need the Swiftwind in the future. :)

Paranoidal elf... though with Korgan around, I guess the paranoia was kind of grounded.


LOL! She just doesn't like banks with their interest rates and loans and usury. She figures if the money gets stolen anyway, it might as well get stolen in the comfort of her own home. :D

Laska would have used a different method to find it... she'd just drink all kegs until she finds it...


Laska : Yum... :)

Yeah, well, a woman with elven blood does not fancy you, common human piece of scum.


Yeah, stupid human! :)

Theo: Funny, I always thought the same about Jaheira... :)



That, and she had one hell of a sexy body.


Theo: Oh, and that too... :P


LOL! No surprises there. :D

Ah, a flashback in a flashback? :) Oy, that's odd! But we'll manage! :D


Yeah, I know. I hope it worked.

Oh, that's not acting, it's just the way she is... err, by that I mean, a fun-loving girl doesn't have to be a prostitute!! :D


True.:)

Wow, isn't throwing him out of the window an breaking a leg. quite enough? :?


No. :)

LOL! I can just see Shar, Cyric and Malar rushing to save his bollocks...


Well, they might save them... but he never prayed for them to be saved while still attached. :D

Probably the same leg again... :)


:mrgreen:

Aww, I really did not associate those signs with Rose, though... :(


She hides it well, and expresses herself through her art mostly.

See my vest!
See my vest!
Made from real gorilla chest...


:) Sorry...


LOL! No worries. :)

Muahaha! Take that, Ellie!


*grin*

Btw, what kind of elven blood Rose has? Sylvan?


Ermm, I won't reveal that just yet. :)

Btw, does Las wear a helmet when she's adventuring?


Until she got her elven chainmail now. Now, she does have a helmet (and still has the braid sticking out), but she rarely uses it, only during very intense battles.

Hehehe... how subtle... :)


8)

AWWWWW... I love these moments... :)


Those awkward, terrible moments. :)

Very sweet and tender... :D


Thanks! :)

I wonder how long she will keep that belief... :)


Long enough. :)

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---Weyoun
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---
Sith Warrior - Master, I can sense your anger.

Darth Baras - A blind, comotose lobotomy-patient could sense my anger!

---

"The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds" - James Randi

#12 Arcalian

Posted 20 January 2004 - 02:47 AM

Laska Laska Laska...*sigh*.....to know know know her, is to lust lust lust for her.....and I do, oh I do, yes I do..... :P :mrgreen:

When Laska makes your life complete, boyo, don't offer her pay like a whore, treat her with the respect such a tantric paragon is due.

Psst, hey Weyoun, collaboration type thingie, hey *nudge* 8)
The road to the abyss may be paved with good intentions, but it is those with bad intentions that race down that road as fast as they can.

#13 Guest_Jeannette_*

Posted 20 January 2004 - 05:13 AM

Awwww. Poor Rose. It's hard to be alone and waiting for news. But a nice -- very sweet memory to have. :roll:

Lovely chapter, Weyoun.

j.

#14 Guest_Beyshaliban_*

Posted 20 January 2004 - 03:47 PM

She sighed again and pulled the covers firmly around her body. It didn't help. The night was especially cold, just like every time it rained so much outside. In fact, the rain had even penetrated the chimney, dousing the fireplace in the room. Usually if this happened, Rose would cuddle up to Laska if she was at home, but not tonight. Laska's place in the bed was empty, and would likely remain that way for quite some time.

Laska has it cozy right now. Cuddling up to some drow.

Though finding the money had presented to be a bit of a problem at first. Laska didn't trust banks, so she stashed most of her cash in a safe and heavily trapped place. Fortunately, Laska had told Rose that she stashed her nest-egg into a magic bag which she in turn put in one of the wine kegs in the cellar, which was already a heavily trapped place, seeing the elf was afraid someone would make off with some of her booze.

No one messes with Laska’s, er, hidden reserves, right? :roll:

Unfortunately, Laska never told Rose which keg the bag was in... and there were fifty...

That should keep Rose busy.

"AAAAAAAAAHHH!" the man shouted as he, followed by shards of glass, fell three stories down and met the cobblestone road in screaming pain.

"YOU COMPLETE BASTARD!!" Laska shouted after him. "I only want to have some fun! Three long steamy sessions of fun, at least! But you ruined it!!"

"Aaaaahh," the man wailed. "I've broken me leg!!"

You are still lucky. She could have ripped your, er, heart out!

"I'm gonna GET DOWN there and CUT YOUR BLOODY BOLLOCKS OFF, you ass-wank!!" Laska shouted and down and withdrew from the window.

See?

The man desperately looked for a way to escape and noticed that a cart was about to leave. In desperation, the man grabbed a chain hanging from the side of it and allowed it to painfully drag his battered body over the cobbled roads. He grimaced, he cried... he shrieked in terror when he noticed the hastily clothed Laska speeding from the inn's entrance with two swords in each hand. Not only that, but the elf was actually chasing after the cart barefoot.

Yes, Laska is one determined lady! :D

"Maybe you will," Rose smiled warmly. "Besides, you have an artsy streak yourself. Those tattoos of yours, for example. Very artfully done."

"I love my tattoos," Laska smiled. "They're mementoes, they're decorations, they're... well, they're me."

"I'd like to see them all sometimes," Rose grinned.

"Maybe you'll... study them closely one day," Laska shot Rose a roguish grin.


"I already did, remember?" Rose chuckled.

Are tattoos the torilian stamp collections?

"You don't get a hangover from one bottle, do you?" Laska raised her eyebrows. "It takes about five to ten bottles... and even then it depends on the kind of wine."

Trust Laska. She’d know.

Hot tears fell into Rose's glass of warm milk as she thought back to her first 'official' date with Laska. "I know you're still alive, Laska," Rose sniffed as she spoke the words into the dark loneliness of the house. "Please, be alive..."

Poor Rose, hopefully they will be re-united soon.

I think your double flashback worked like a charm!

#15 Weyoun

Posted 21 January 2004 - 12:00 AM

Laska Laska Laska...*sigh*.....to know know know her, is to lust lust lust for her.....and I do, oh I do, yes I do..... :) :)


LOL! Oh, dear... :)

When Laska makes your life complete, boyo, don't offer her pay like a whore, treat her with the respect such a tantric paragon is due.


Tantric? Wow... :wink:

Psst, hey Weyoun, collaboration type thingie, hey *nudge* :wink:


Eep! I'll do it as soon as I get back from my job interview tomorrow morning.

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---Weyoun
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Sith Warrior - Master, I can sense your anger.

Darth Baras - A blind, comotose lobotomy-patient could sense my anger!

---

"The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds" - James Randi

#16 Weyoun

Posted 21 January 2004 - 12:03 AM

Hey, long time no see! :)

Awwww. Poor Rose. It's hard to be alone and waiting for news. But a nice -- very sweet memory to have. :)


Their first official date. I figured it would fit in nicely here, and give a sharp contrast.

Lovely chapter, Weyoun.


Thank you! I'm glad you liked it!

---Weyoun
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Sith Warrior - Master, I can sense your anger.

Darth Baras - A blind, comotose lobotomy-patient could sense my anger!

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"The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds" - James Randi

#17 Weyoun

Posted 21 January 2004 - 12:08 AM

Laska has it cozy right now. Cuddling up to some drow.


:)

No one messes with Laska’s, er, hidden reserves, right? :)


If you know what's good for you, you don't mess with her booze. :wink:

You are still lucky. She could have ripped your, er, heart out!


:)

Yes, Laska is one determined lady! :wink:


Never, ever get her angry! :wink:

Are tattoos the torilian stamp collections?


Perhaps, but they're not for putting into albums. :wink:

Trust Laska. She’d know.


She has a certain experience with that, yes. :wink:

Poor Rose, hopefully they will be re-united soon.


I think your double flashback worked like a charm!


Thank you! I'm glad you think so.

---Weyoun
TnT Enhanced Edition: http://www.fanfictio...rds-and-Tempers

---
Sith Warrior - Master, I can sense your anger.

Darth Baras - A blind, comotose lobotomy-patient could sense my anger!

---

"The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds" - James Randi

#18 Guest_MorningGlory_*

Posted 21 January 2004 - 07:05 PM

Heya!

New Tnt! Some of you were wondering what's happening in Amn right now, so I wanted to oblidge. Strangely, though, this story contains a double-flashback, so I hope it works. :P Hope you like it.


Well, of course, Wey! It is always a treat to read TNT... :P

Tnt 129 : Romantic interlude

Rose tossed around in her bed, unable to catch sleep for yet another night. The poor half-elf lay awake watching the rain pounding on the windowpanes. The weather outside was horrid again, engulfing Amn in a veil of rain. She almost wished she had been tending bar tonight... if so, she would have stayed at the Mithrest and would have spent the night in a small one-person room.

She sighed again and pulled the covers firmly around her body. It didn't help. The night was especially cold, just like every time it rained so much outside. In fact, the rain had even penetrated the chimney, dousing the fireplace in the room. Usually if this happened, Rose would cuddle up to Laska if she was at home, but not tonight. Laska's place in the bed was empty, and would likely remain that way for quite some time.

Rose grunted in frustration, reached for her robe and huddled it around her body. She hissed when her bare feet touched the cold floor and quickly slid into her fur-lined slippers. It was only a short step through the door to enter the huge main living room of Laska's mansion... her mansion. But Rose missed the chatter, missed the fights, missed the camaraderie. Even in the middle of the night, there would always be someone awake to chat with, someone who'd listen to you. But now, the house was silent as a tomb. She, the maid Lasalla and the two children Becky and Risa were the only ones there... and they were all fast asleep.

Now, Rose was used with the house being empty from the many times Laska and her friends were away... but this was different. Though Rose knew in her heart that Laska had to be alive, there was still so much... uncertainly.


Gosh, Wey... I'm feeling mighty sorry for Rose... *sigh* (And, aside from engendering good emotional response from your readers, your physical descriptions are most vivid and full. Good job, Wey.. :mrgreen: )

She had started seeing shadows playing in the dark corners of the house from the corners of her eyes, but they were gone whenever she looked... The living room had never seemed so much wider and larger than it had ever been in her eyes... it was a sign that she had better make her way into the smaller and better lit kitchen behind her. After quickly closing the door behind her, she headed towards the larder to take a small bottle of milk from the cooling room and put it on the stove. Luckily, the kindling was still underneath it so Rose could light it quickly to cook her milk. Hopefully, it would help her sleep.

She sat down on the kitchen table and spotted the progress report on the repairs to the Swiftwind. Just where she left it yesterday-night. No doubt Lasalla let it lying there on the table for Rose to find and to spend time with it while waiting for her milk to warm up. She fingered through it, and once again read that the ship would be completely repaired soon. The Destroyer had been boated up the river to Silverymoon, where elven shipmasters would repair the ship via traditional elven craft. She knew Laska would approve of that, even though it would be more expensive than to have it done at the local shipyard. Still, 5000 gold was do-able, she felt.


Boats (much less ships) are very expensive to maintain.. Very much indeed.. *sigh*

Though finding the money had presented to be a bit of a problem at first. Laska didn't trust banks, so she stashed most of her cash in a safe and heavily trapped place. Fortunately, Laska had told Rose that she stashed her nest-egg into a magic bag which she in turn put in one of the wine kegs in the cellar, which was already a heavily trapped place, seeing the elf was afraid someone would make off with some of her booze.


Laska, you do have your priorities, don't you? :shock: :shock:

Together with Irylarr, whom also counted on her pay for the trip to Spellhold, Rose probed each and every wine keg with a stick until they finally unearthed the magic bag to pay for the repairs and pay Irylarr's fee.

Fortunately, Irylarr, though eager to return to her children, checked in on Rose from time to time, to see how she was doing. The two other elves had left ship too. Mook felt it unsafe to return to Athkatla, so she caught a ship to Waterdeep almost immediately upon hitting the docks... Rose wished her well. As for Limryu, well, he probably went back to 'selling' the Athkatla Bridge to Kara-Turan tourists.

Looking over her shoulders, she noticed her milk still wasn't done... so her thoughts drifted towards Laska again... And she dwelled on how much she missed her... and if she'd even come back to her.


:shock: :shock: :P *sniff*

***

"Sir, please leave," Rose huffed as she attempted to get the pushy man to leave the work-area of her drafty over-priced rented home in the bridge section of Athkatla. "I've had a long evening and I want to call it a night." She had gathered enough money today to cover her rent, her bills and could even buy some much needed art-supplies. Luckily, thanks from the generous tip her noblewoman visitor had left her yesterday, she could take the rest of the week away from streetwalking and spent some time in the countryside, painting and relaxing. Those times were rare luxuries, sadly, and she was looking forward to getting some rest... unfortunately, a lout of a man had come into her work-area as her last customer left and now refused to leave.


Pesky clients... :shock:

He could be called a handsome man by some women. Tall, dark, slightly muscular, charismatic, sweet-talker. But Rose wasn't interested in sweet-talkers right now.

"Oh, come on," the man shot her a roguish grin. "I'll pay. And you'll be thanking me when it's over."

Rose darkened on the inside, and struggled to remain polite. "Sir, I am not selling right now. Surely one of my friends outside will see to your needs?"

"Ah, but they are all just common human girls," the man smiled. "I prefer women of elven blood, like you, my dear lady. Ah, your delicate build and elven ears are a sight for sore eyes."

'And for something else,' Rose grimaced as he saw the man's bulging pants. "Ah, but I am a half-elf," she tried. "That means I'm half-common, aren't I?"

"Ah, but your elven blood more than makes up for your flaws," the man smiled, and once again Rose felt herself grow dark inside. "Just let you and I undress on that bed there. I promise you, it's win-win. You get a night of extreme passion and you get paid to boot!"

"The only persons who can actually instill extreme passion in me are other women, berk," Rose all but snarled. "And judging from your flat chest and the bulge in your pants, you're not one of them."


Anatomy 101, revisited... :P :P

The man's eyes flashed with feeble understanding. "Ah, I see. You've obviously never been pleased well enough by the men in your life, so..."

A knock sounded at the door and Rose groaned. She desperately hoped not another bloke would barge in on her right now. Luckily, it wasn't a bloke.

"Oy!" the man started to say. "I was here before you, so I get to shag her first!"


This 'customer' is so obnoxious.. It might be worth paying HIM to leave! :shock:

But Rose smiled. She instantly recognized the woman who now entered her home. It was Laska Leafwalker, the attractive moon-elf she had met two days ago. The elf had run through the district, hoping to solve a horrendous series of murders... and she did, with Rose's help. To Rose, Laska was the most beautiful woman she had ever seen. Aside from her impressive female elven physique, she felt Laska had depth. She was so full of life, so enthusiastic and passionate about everything she did, and to Rose, that was incredibly alluring. Laska was the sort of woman who immediately became the center of every room she stepped in, a woman who never apologized for who she was, made no effort to adjust to society's wishes and radiated an air of confidence...

That, and she had one hell of a sexy body.

She was wearing the tight-leather pants again and one of her revealing vests... Rose found herself blushing a bit as her thoughts drifted back to their more physical encounter after solving the murders.


Solid, summarized backstory, Wey. Perfect touch at the perfect time. :)

The man, in the meantime, blanched white as a sheet. "No, it... it can't be. Not YOU!!"

Laska's eyes, in turn, grew wide. "YOU?! You stupid ass-bastard!!! You sad, wanking turd!!"


A woman who isn't afraid to say what she is thinking.. Refreshing! ;)

"You... you think I..." Laska seethed with anger.

"Ermm," the man gulped. "The clothes, the come on, the looks you were giving me? Was I wr... Aren't you? You mean you're not a prostitute? But, why were you acting so slutty, then?"

A low growl could be heard coming from the back of Laska's growl. The man shivered as he saw Laska's angry expression on her fact... an expression that could only be described as 'demonic'.


I think that Laska has been insulted. *gulp* :shock:

"AAAAAAAAAHHH!" the man shouted as he, followed by shards of glass, fell three stories down and met the cobblestone road in screaming pain.

"YOU COMPLETE BASTARD!!" Laska shouted after him. "I only want to have some fun! Three long steamy sessions of fun, at least! But you ruined it!!"

"Aaaaahh," the man wailed. "I've broken me leg!!"

"I'll break more than that, you wanker!!" Laska shouted from above. Almost instantly, the man felt something sharp after watching something silver zoom by his ear. Closer investigation revealed it was a throwing dagger which had nicked his ear. "NEXT ONE WILL HIT!"

"NOOO!" the man cried and desperately tried to drag himself into a cover while daggers rained down all around him.

"I'm gonna GET DOWN there and CUT YOUR BLOODY BOLLOCKS OFF, you ass-wank!!" Laska shouted and down and withdrew from the window.


You know, Laska... I'm developing a healthy respect for you as we go along here. :) :P Yes, madam.. The good Doctor MG might want to employ you to teach assertiveness skills. A good possibility.. :)

"NO, NO, NO!" the man shouted, and jumped through the open window in the back Rose's working room. Soon enough, a splash could be heard outside, followed by an 'OW, me leg!'.

"Hmm," Rose said as she looked through the window. "He hit a mooring pole."

"BASTARD!" Laska shouted after him as the man swam away for dear life.

The two women backed away from the window and turned to each other.

"Well," Rose smiled. "You're back in my parlor again, I see. Thank you for getting rid of that maggot, by the way."

"My pleasure," Laska smiled. "Say, um, Rose, I was, um, in the neighborhood and, well, I, well..."

"Say no more," Rose nodded. "I've heard it many times before. But I was just about to close down and go to sleep..."

"No, no, no, it's not that," Laska said quickly and looked away. "I, well, I... I just wanted to see you again."

Rose smiled warmly and could barely contain her surprise. A very pleasant surprise.


The words "Laska" and "sweet" ordinarily do not belong in the same sentence, but there are exceptions. The foregoing was one of them. Very sweet, Laska... :shock:

Hot tears fell into Rose's glass of warm milk as she thought back to her first 'official' date with Laska. "I know you're still alive, Laska," Rose sniffed as she spoke the words into the dark loneliness of the house. "Please, be alive..."


Well done, Wey.. Exceptionally well done. The total recollection was balanced and nothing important omitted.

Terrific stuff, Wey. And, Laska, as usual, you, er, outdid yourself.. :shock: :shock:

MG

#19 Weyoun

Posted 22 January 2004 - 11:09 PM

Well, of course, Wey! It is always a treat to read TNT... :D


Thank you very much! I'm glad you've been enjoying my little story.

Gosh, Wey... I'm feeling mighty sorry for Rose... *sigh* (And, aside from engendering good emotional response from your readers, your physical descriptions are most vivid and full. Good job, Wey.. :shock: )


Thank you. I also liked to play on the fact that a house seems smaller and larger if there are more or less people living in it.

Boats (much less ships) are very expensive to maintain.. Very much indeed.. *sigh*


Especially when there's a hole the size of a truck inside the hull. :)

Laska, you do have your priorities, don't you? :lol: :lol:


Hey, this way she can guard her money and her booze at the same time. :D

:cry: :cry: :cry: *sniff*


I know. Rose is quite worried. :(

Pesky clients... :evil:


He'll have no idea what hit him. :)

Anatomy 101, revisited... :P :P


:wink: Lovely.

This 'customer' is so obnoxious.. It might be worth paying HIM to leave! :evil:


Either that or throwing an axe at him. :)

Solid, summarized backstory, Wey. Perfect touch at the perfect time. :D


Thank you.

A woman who isn't afraid to say what she is thinking.. Refreshing! :P


Oh, Laska doesn't believe in veiling her intentions. :)

I think that Laska has been insulted. *gulp* :D


:)

You know, Laska... I'm developing a healthy respect for you as we go along here. :P :P Yes, madam.. The good Doctor MG might want to employ you to teach assertiveness skills. A good possibility.. :P


Laska : You've got a deal! I can always use extra booze-money. :)

The words "Laska" and "sweet" ordinarily do not belong in the same sentence, but there are exceptions. The foregoing was one of them. Very sweet, Laska... :wink:


Thanks again! Oh, yes, Laska can be romantic when she really puts her mind to it. :)

Well done, Wey.. Exceptionally well done. The total recollection was balanced and nothing important omitted.


Terrific stuff, Wey. And, Laska, as usual, you, er, outdid yourself.. :wink: :wink:


Laska : Thanks! And I didn't even have a drink in me! :)

Thanks for commenting,
---Weyoun
TnT Enhanced Edition: http://www.fanfictio...rds-and-Tempers

---
Sith Warrior - Master, I can sense your anger.

Darth Baras - A blind, comotose lobotomy-patient could sense my anger!

---

"The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds" - James Randi

#20 Guest_Winter_Bloom_*

Posted 24 January 2004 - 04:37 AM

I did like it, and it was so sweet and sad at the same time. Poor Rose has no idea really if Laska is alive or not and especially what Laska is doing/going through right now. Love the scene with the hair, that was my favorite one. :twisted:




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