Baldur's Gate/Off: The Cliff Notes
Volume 4: Chapters 31-40
31. If a Dryad's Free Falls...
Larry: Hi, I'm Larry!
Larry: Hey dude, you totally have my name!
Darryl: Most excellent!
Larry, Larry, & Darryl: *air guitar*
Garrick: THE L-L-n-D? Wow, can I have you guys' autograph?
Larry: Whoa...
Larry: ...the NPCs can totally speak for themselves!
Darryl: This is so non-non, non-non, non-heinous!
Dryad: Help! Help! They'll kill me!
Viconia: Bah! Yet another damsel in distress!
Jaheira: And no one here would have used that routine, right?
IMOEN rus charcoal on her face, powders her hair, and down-pitches her voice
Imoen: H-help! IF you don't help me, they'll kill me!
DRYAD taps foot impatiently
Onyx: Oops! My cue! *ahem* Fear not, fair maiden! I shall smite blah blah blah...
Garrick: And is she not the most beauteous creatre you have ever seen?
Jaheira: Oh please. Fantasy setting....they're a silver-piece a dozen.
Bhaal: Hurry it up, son.
Onyx: Crap! (Those cues...) *ahem* AAARRRHHHH!!!
Onyx-Carbos angst-killing
Minsc: Rarg!
Minsc-Shank berserk-killing
more gratitous killing of RANDOM ORC EXTRAS for the director's cut
32. Land of 1000 Gnolls
Jade: Xzar, I...the other idea I...I cast a spell.
Xzar: And?
Branwen: *points upward on the page* Fantasy setting. It's no biggie.
Jade: Ahhh. I must have mashed the Dual-Class button by mistake.
Branwen: Not exactly. *whispers*
Jade: Ahhh...so, which godsire gave you the Spiritual Hammer trick?
Boris: Look! I'm not REALLY dead! I died, but I'm just in a different place!
Jade: What? That's stupid!
Branwen: *AHEM* Fantasy setting!
Edwin: Ahh...*starts researching 'Summon Boris'* If you thought his flatulence was bad when he was alive...
Jade: Ewww....as long as that rat-thing isn't your familiar.
Gnoll Stronghold: Look, I know I'm no Zhentil Keep, but c'mon...crawl me.
Gratuitous action sequence: ONYX jump arounds and bashes 1000 copies of GNAMESH with a quarerstaff, while JADE rides a potion-strapped horse over a cliff and jumps off before it crashes into and blows up the stronghold.*
In a subtle continuity error, DYNAHEIR stands in the bottom of her pit, and looks up as 14 adventurers all gather around the rim
Dynaheir: Look, I can understand ditching the Rule of Six, but....art thou not taking things just a touch far?
33. Witch Way
GARRICK aims at XAN aims at VICONIA aims at BRANWEN aims at ImOEN aims at XZAR aims at KHALID aims at KAGAIN aims at JAHEIRA aims at JADE aims at MINSC aims at MONTARON aims at ONYX aims at EDWIN aims at DYNAHEIR
Edwin: How come I have to be Mr. Red?
Quiverlance: Because if I get you guys pick, everyone would fight over who got to be Mr. Black and you'd all end up dead.
Jaheira: Wait! I know how we should decide this!
a skyscraper by a river, with 100 flags waving out front
THREE YEARS LATER
Onyx: Now that the UN Tribunal is over, we can...
DYNAHEIR is a skeleton in the bottom of her pit
Edwin: Looks like I got that pocket veto after all. (Naturally, with Thay on
the Human Rights Committee)
34. Dual Duel
Jade: I say we just rip off the choreography from Robin Hood.
Onyx: I was thinking we could use wire teams.
JADE jumps into the air; XZAR casts Time Stop followed by Rotate Universe, and then JADE kicks ONYX in the chest and sends him sprawling
QUIVERLANCE mashes Back-Back-Low-Punch followed by Back-Down-Down-High-Punch.
Onyx: GET OVER HERE!
ONYX hurls a harpoon, impales and reels in JADE, then uppercuts her, sending her flying twenty feet into the air and falling past the log into the water.
Quiverlance: *sigh* your cue...
Onyx: Oh right. *jumps into the water after her* Wait for meeeeeee....
35. Split Decisions
EDWIN fumlbes with printout from Infinity Explorer
Edwin: I can stand no more! Our deal is void, goodbye!...Um, wait...crap! Am I supposed to leave your party or not? When I I sub CHARNAME=JADE and when do I sub CHARNAME=ONYX?
Jade: *shrug* But you know what *is* fun....
JADE repeatedly touches EDWIN'S amulet, forcing him to repeat the identical swatting motion and offended rant each time
VICONIA, BRANWEN exchange char sheets for perusal
Viconia: Handy innate.
Branwe: Dig the MR.
Viconia, Branwen: We should probably switch...
Onyx, Jade: Ah, don't worry. We turned off the Reputation Complaints.
ONYX goes around, donating and good-deeding his way to reputation 20
VICONIA tries helplessly to palm her mouth shut
Viconia: Ngg-...Shar looks upon us with favor! *gasp*
Jade: Ah, let's just split up again. It's simpler with only one PC around.
Quiverlance: END ACT ONE
Garrick: "In fair Candlekeep where we lay our scene..."
Jade: Ooh, do we get another 'Prolgoue?'
Quiverlance: I wrote Prologues for every Act of Ronys & Juliad, they just, eh...got lost in time, yeah....
Garrick: Oh please. Everyone knows Willian Quiverlance didn't even write it at all, it was really me! Or will be...or something...
36. Raiders of the Lost KOZAH
Charleston Nib: Snakes...I hate snakes.
CALIMSHANI KENSAI BAD GUY #34 jumps out, displays fearsome scimitar-twirling skills
CHARLSETON NIB draws hand crossbow, takes him out
CHARLESTON NIB and The Party daringly spelunk into the mines, NIB using his whip to thwack random Zhents - which XZAR seems to rather enjoy - snare overhead thingies and ferry people over chasms, while JADE dashes around in green spandex, with a long ponytail, lips puffed to full effect, shooting dual hand crossbows at random stuff and quipping in a playful English accent
They reach the statuette of KOZAH. MONTARON snatches it off the altar without carefully weighing his sandbag. Light beams around the chamber, everyone shuts their eyes except XAN, who gets possessed by the dead god (no, not Bhaal, no no, not Amaunator either, ain't Bane, nope, it's KOZAH), then inflates into a giant spherical pufferfish-elf and rolls back down the hallways after the fleeing party
CHARLSETON NIB retrieves his hat from across a falling wall after it falls off in a tumble. Outside, XAN goes Exorcist (or was it Poltergeist?) on EDWIN and Blair Witch (or was it Texas Chainsaw Massacre?) on NIB
37. O Captain, My Captain
Onyx: Aiieeee! The oaf is on a berserk greatsword-slashy-death fury!
Minsc: What does he mean, Boo!
Captain Brage: RAARRRRGGGG! GO FOR THE EYES, LARYSSA, GO FOR THE EYES!
Boo: Squeak.
Minsc: Ahhhhhh.
CAPTAIN BRAGE, repeating XAN's cue: possession causes him to vomit a torrent - of Game Dialogue
Xan: And speaking of me....
Thalantyr: I CAST YOU DOWN, XAN GREYCLOAK! YOUR STAFF IS BROKEN!
Xan: This is a Moonblade. Duh! Silly humans, Moonblades are for elves.
Thalantyr: Oh Sh-
THALANTYR dies. Max out blood-packet budget here
Melicamp: Eep! *lays egg*
Gratuitous poultry processing. Max out feather budget.
Viconia: *with her bucket of KFC again* Mmmmm.....new extra crispy. Tentacle-rod lickin' good.
38. Sirines Incognito
Ardrouine: Help help! My poor son's in the lighthouse!
Onyx: *looks around* Huh?
Ardrouine: They were too laxy to give me a frikkin' boy sprite. They could have cloned 'Albert' the 'boy who's not actually a Barghest* for pette's sake, but noo....
Quiverlance: I prefer an elaborate alternate subplot. *poof* Ah, the other edge of Occam's Razor truly is the storyteller's best friend.
Safana: Yoohoo! Alluring Lady By The Sea Encounter #2, right over here!
Viconia: What's up the surface? The 'woods' have more nonrandom people than the 'towns'.
Jaheira: Suburban sprawl, sister, suburban sprawl.
DYNAHEIR pulls up in indigo Chevrolet Hathran minivan, with MINSC and the entire Ice Dragon Pee-Wee Soccer League in the bazillion back seats
Sil: Yo! Alluring Lady By The Sea Encounter #3, yoohoo! Over in this corner of the map!
Onyx: Charmed, I'm sure.
Sil: *cast* Yeah, something like that.
39. Kill Drizzt
Edwina: I'm stil the prettiest!
Xzar: She's not your mother, she's a MAN, Monty, yeah!
Mini-Monty: Eeeeeeeeeeeee.
Drizzt: La de da, look at me, I've dueled with demons from the nine hells...
Edwina: Demons are from the Abyss. Devils are from the Nine Hells. (Conjuration 101...I am wasted on these swine.)
Drizzt: Ooops....
Mini-Monty: Eeeeeee. *shooty-shoot death*
Drizzt: NO!! NO!!I have 20d10+40 HP and DEX 99 and an AC of blah blah blah blah..
DrIZZT tarts waving munchkiny character sheet around
Elminster: Amateur.
Elminster holds aloft Uber-Munchkin Char Sheet
Party is blinded by the unholy light. Once Elminster throws his red robes open.
Jade: (wearing yellow jumpsuit) Drizzt Do'Urden! You and I have unfinished business!
Gratuitous bloody-spurty death and blasting 70s music. In a subtle continuity error, Jade has Icingdeath before killing Drizzt and uses it to hack her way through a tea house full of random ninja freaks
40. Sins of the Flesh
Safana: Attack already, everyone!
Garrick: But what if the sirines are friendly?
Jaheira: The red circles, buffoon, look for the read circles!
Gratuitous violence, ONYX and MINSC play Tag-Team WWF Smacksdown against the rest of the party while JAHEIRA and SAFANA bum-rush the sirines, finding themselves in leather catsuits and and hopping around and Judo-chopping the sirines to death and punctuating with the Angels Pose
Imoen: *cries*
Viconia: There, there...he was Charmed...
Imoen: No, no, I wanted to be the third Angel!
VICONIA , in a sublte continuity error, is now wearing leather catsuit rather than ankheg plate
Viconia: Seniority, rivvil child.
Flesh Golem: It's not fair. The other golems never get fined for indecent exposure.
Commercial break featuring GOLEMAX programming with gratuitous footage of bare swaths of animated sand, stone, clay, etc.
Onyx, Minsc, Khalid: *glance heavensward* Hey, mind if we take 10 on all these ranged attack rolls?
Quiverlance: Ah, what the hey.
Flesh Golems get food poisoning
Onyx: Arrrr, thar be booty!
Safana: Hey now, the double entendres are my turf.
ONYX smacks self with Cue Card
Safana: Enough, c'mere and take a peek at this big chest of mine.
Imoen: Oy, she wasn't kidding...
Party leaves cave, and marches until they're off the edge of the set for AREA2800. ONYX immediately snaps off his stagearmor and throws on a leather jacket, torns sleeves revealing a BORN 2 RAZE HELL tattoo, and hops onto a Harley . IMOEN sheds her cloak, gets picked up by an unseen figure in the back of a stretch limosuine, and is whisked away. KHALID starts barking orders at JAHEIRA, who sobs and apologizes repeatedly as they climb into their Volvo and putter off. GARRICK also gets picked up by a stretch limosuine. VICONIA, XZAR, MONTARON, KAGAIN, and EDWIN all pile into an old VW Van painted up with flowers and peace signs, and are off for a run to the organic foods supermarket, their diverse Kum-ba-ya chorus wafting out the grass-smoke billowing windows. BRANWEN snaps off her armor to reveal biker-chick black leathers, lets her hair down with a flourish, and hops onto the back of ONYX'S Harley and they blast off, overtaking the VW Van and tossing empty beer bottles at the side and through the windows. DYNAHEIR dons ruby slippers, a black cloak and pointy hat, and hops onto a broom. She shoots off, cackling as she frames the full moon. Then a house lands on her, and Bodhi steps out wear a blue-and-white sundress, pigtails, and an innocent expression. SAFANA, JADE, and SIL don the leather catsuits, strike the Angels Pose for a moment before hopping onto white, golden, and purple motorcycles, and speeding away at full throttle in a perfect triangular formation. MINSC dons his driving gloves and specatcles, sits lightly in his red-exterior and leather-interior lamborghini, and speeds away, checking his Rolex to make sure he won't be late to make it to the Mensa Annual Symposium; he practices reciting his keynote address from memory in a crisp brogue while he drives. Boo has shotgun.
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*Arcalian laughs hysteerically for a while, then when all the game mechanic stuff starts happening, gets a headache, curls up into a corner and whimpers.*
The road to the abyss may be paved with good intentions, but it is those with bad intentions that race down that road as fast as they can.
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*Arcalian laughs hysteerically for a while, then when all the game mechanic stuff starts happening, gets a headache, curls up into a corner and whimpers.*
*Oryx tries to leave the room to fetch Arcalian some Aspirin, but he finds he can't move through the doorway, and a voice calls "you must gather your party before venturing forth. You must..." Oryx throws back a curtain, finds a small gnome pulling levers and speaking "...party before..." and promptly lifts the gnome off the ground and tosses him through a window. "....fooooooooooorrthhh..." echoes away, and Oryx now leaves the room by his damn self.*
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Baldur's Gate/Off: The Cliff Notes
Volume 4: Chapters 31-40
Yay!
31. If a Dryad's Free Falls...
Larry: Hi, I'm Larry!
Larry: Hey dude, you totally have my name!
Darryl: Most excellent!
Larry, Larry, & Darryl: *air guitar*
They are Bill and Ted and... Ted?
Gnoll Stronghold: Look, I know I'm no Zhentil Keep, but c'mon...crawl me.
GARRICK aims at XAN aims at VICONIA aims at BRANWEN aims at ImOEN aims at XZAR aims at KHALID aims at KAGAIN aims at JAHEIRA aims at JADE aims at MINSC aims at MONTARON aims at ONYX aims at EDWIN aims at DYNAHEIR
Edwin: How come I have to be Mr. Red?
Quiverlance: Because if I get you guys pick, everyone would fight over who got to be Mr. Black and you'd all end up dead.
Hmmm... Pratchett or Tarantino?
CALIMSHANI KENSAI BAD GUY #34 jumps out, displays fearsome scimitar-twirling skills
CHARLSETON NIB draws hand crossbow, takes him out
Love that scene...who gets possessed by the dead god (no, not Bhaal, no no, not Amaunator either, ain't Bane, nope, it's KOZAH)
Poor Kozah. "I'm a god you probably never heard about..."Outside, XAN goes Exorcist (or was it Poltergeist?) on EDWIN and Blair Witch (or was it Texas Chainsaw Massacre?) on NIB
He goes Hannibal too...
Onyx: Aiieeee! The oaf is on a berserk greatsword-slashy-death fury!
Minsc: What does he mean, Boo!
Captain Brage: RAARRRRGGGG! GO FOR THE EYES, LARYSSA, GO FOR THE EYES!
Boo: Squeak.
Minsc: Ahhhhhh.
ROFL! *falls out of chair*
Sil: Yo! Alluring Lady By The Sea Encounter #3, yoohoo! Over in this corner of the map!
Onyx: Charmed, I'm sure.
Drizzt: La de da, look at me, I've dueled with demons from the nine hells...
Edwina: Demons are from the Abyss. Devils are from the Nine Hells. (Conjuration 101...I am wasted on these swine.)
That one always puzzled me. I very much hope Drizzt isn't in charge of transportation in his party. Drizzt: NO!! NO!!I have 20d10+40 HP and DEX 99 and an AC of blah blah blah blah..
And THAC0 of... what, -7? -17?Flesh Golem: It's not fair. The other golems never get fined for indecent exposure.
[i]Commercial break featuring GOLEMAX programming with gratuitous footage of bare swaths of animated sand, stone, clay, etc.
Cool! Golem porn!"And now for adult iron golems -- "The Hot Forge"!"
*still wheezing* Wow... Waiting for the next Notes!
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31. If a Dryad's Free Falls...[/b]
Larry: Hi, I'm Larry!
Larry: Hey dude, you totally have my name!
Darryl: Most excellent!
Larry, Larry, & Darryl: *air guitar*
Uhuh-huh-huh-huh-huh.
Eheh-heh-heh-heh-heh.
Garrick: THE L-L-n-D? Wow, can I have you guys' autograph?
The abbreviation would make more sense if they'd drop the N and if the second Larry was called Sammy.
Imoen: H-help! IF you don't help me, they'll kill me!
Oh, that's mean!
DRYAD taps foot impatiently
Onyx: Oops! My cue! *ahem* Fear not, fair maiden! I shall smite blah blah blah...
Zzzzz... Is he done speeching yet?
ONYX hurls a harpoon, impales and reels in JADE, then uppercuts her, sending her flying twenty feet into the air and falling past the log into the water.
Hmmm, wait a minute, I've seen that before somewhere... Hmmm...
Onyx, Jade: Ah, don't worry. We turned off the Reputation Complaints.
Good one.
ONYX goes around, donating and good-deeding his way to reputation 20
VICONIA tries helplessly to palm her mouth shut
Viconia: Ngg-...Shar looks upon us with favor! *gasp*
Viconia would make a good US postal worker.
You'd better hurry with the gun-ban over there before Viconia notices them. Thalantyr: Oh Sh-
THALANTYR dies. Max out blood-packet budget here
Laska : HAH! I could have told you that, Thanlantyr!
Viconia: *with her bucket of KFC again* Mmmmm.....new extra crispy. Tentacle-rod lickin' good.
EEK! Cook that chicken well, Vic!
Safana: Yoohoo! Alluring Lady By The Sea Encounter #2, right over here!
Viconia: What's up the surface? The 'woods' have more nonrandom people than the 'towns'.
Blame the designers!
Drizzt: La de da, look at me, I've dueled with demons from the nine hells...
*kicks Drizzt in the nuts*
Drizzt: NO!! NO!!I have 20d10+40 HP and DEX 99 and an AC of blah blah blah blah..
DrIZZT tarts waving munchkiny character sheet around
*kicks Drizzt in the nuts again*
Elminster: Amateur.
*kicks elminster in the beard*
Elminster holds aloft Uber-Munchkin Char Sheet
Party is blinded by the unholy light. Once Elminster throws his red robes open.
You wonder why he bothers, really. Especially with something that small.
Viconia: There, there...he was Charmed...
Imoen: No, no, I wanted to be the third Angel!
LOL!
Party leaves cave, and marches until they're off the edge of the set for AREA2800. ONYX immediately snaps off his stagearmor and throws on a leather jacket, torns sleeves revealing a BORN 2 RAZE HELL tattoo, and hops onto a Harley . IMOEN sheds her cloak, gets picked up by an unseen figure in the back of a stretch limosuine, and is whisked away. KHALID starts barking orders at JAHEIRA, who sobs and apologizes repeatedly as they climb into their Volvo and putter off. GARRICK also gets picked up by a stretch limosuine. VICONIA, XZAR, MONTARON, KAGAIN, and EDWIN all pile into an old VW Van painted up with flowers and peace signs, and are off for a run to the organic foods supermarket, their diverse Kum-ba-ya chorus wafting out the grass-smoke billowing windows. BRANWEN snaps off her armor to reveal biker-chick black leathers, lets her hair down with a flourish, and hops onto the back of ONYX'S Harley and they blast off, overtaking the VW Van and tossing empty beer bottles at the side and through the windows. DYNAHEIR dons ruby slippers, a black cloak and pointy hat, and hops onto a broom. She shoots off, cackling as she frames the full moon. Then a house lands on her, and Bodhi steps out wear a blue-and-white sundress, pigtails, and an innocent expression. SAFANA, JADE, and SIL don the leather catsuits, strike the Angels Pose for a moment before hopping onto white, golden, and purple motorcycles, and speeding away at full throttle in a perfect triangular formation. MINSC dons his driving gloves and specatcles, sits lightly in his red-exterior and leather-interior lamborghini, and speeds away, checking his Rolex to make sure he won't be late to make it to the Mensa Annual Symposium; he practices reciting his keynote address from memory in a crisp brogue while he drives. Boo has shotgun.
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Larry, Larry, & Darryl: *air guitar*[/quote]
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They are Bill and Ted and... Ted?
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*scratches head* hmm....or Bill and Bill and Ted?
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Edwin: How come I have to be Mr. Red?
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Quiverlance: Because if I get you guys pick, everyone would fight over who got to be Mr. Black and you'd all end up dead.[/quote]
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Hmmm... Pratchett or Tarantino?
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Tarantino. Haven't read Pratchett. (Then again, I haven't read Tarantino either.)
[quote]
[quote]CALIMSHANI KENSAI BAD GUY #34 jumps out, displays fearsome scimitar-twirling skills
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CHARLSETON NIB draws hand crossbow, takes him out[/quote]
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Love that scene...
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[quote]who gets possessed by the dead god (no, not Bhaal, no no, not Amaunator either, ain't Bane, nope, it's KOZAH)[/quote]
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Poor Kozah. "I'm a god you probably never heard about..."
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It's not easy being an ancient power of destruction.,...
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[quote]Outside, XAN goes Exorcist (or was it Poltergeist?) on EDWIN and Blair Witch (or was it Texas Chainsaw Massacre?) on NIB[/quote]
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He goes Hannibal too...
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Ahh, true true.
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Edwina: Demons are from the Abyss. Devils are from the Nine Hells. (Conjuration 101...I am wasted on these swine.)[/quote]
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That one always puzzled me. I very much hope Drizzt isn't in charge of transportation in his party.
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Looooooost in Plaaaaaaanes.......
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[quote]Drizzt: NO!! NO!!I have 20d10+40 HP and DEX 99 and an AC of blah blah blah blah.. [/quote]
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And THAC0 of... what, -7? -17?
[/quote]
Ugh...I don't want to know.
[quote]
[quote]Flesh Golem: It's not fair. The other golems never get fined for indecent exposure.
[/quote]
[quote]
[i]Commercial break featuring GOLEMAX programming with gratuitous footage of bare swaths of animated sand, stone, clay, etc.[/quote]
[/quote]
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Cool! Golem porn!
"And now for adult iron golems -- "The Hot Forge"!"
[/quote]
ROFL! *shields eyes*
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*still wheezing* Wow... Waiting for the next Notes![/quote]
Larry, Larry, & Darryl: *air guitar*[/quote]
[/quote]
[quote]
They are Bill and Ted and... Ted?
[/quote]
*scratches head* hmm....or Bill and Bill and Ted?
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Edwin: How come I have to be Mr. Red?
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Quiverlance: Because if I get you guys pick, everyone would fight over who got to be Mr. Black and you'd all end up dead.[/quote]
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Hmmm... Pratchett or Tarantino?
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Tarantino. Haven't read Pratchett. (Then again, I haven't read Tarantino either.)
[quote]
[quote]CALIMSHANI KENSAI BAD GUY #34 jumps out, displays fearsome scimitar-twirling skills
[/quote]
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CHARLSETON NIB draws hand crossbow, takes him out[/quote]
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Love that scene...[/quote]
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[quote]who gets possessed by the dead god (no, not Bhaal, no no, not Amaunator either, ain't Bane, nope, it's KOZAH)[/quote]
[/quote]
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Poor Kozah. "I'm a god you probably never heard about..."[/quote]
It's not easy being an ancient power of destruction.,...
[quote]
[quote]Outside, XAN goes Exorcist (or was it Poltergeist?) on EDWIN and Blair Witch (or was it Texas Chainsaw Massacre?) on NIB[/quote]
[/quote]
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He goes Hannibal too...
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Ahh, true true.
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Edwina: Demons are from the Abyss. Devils are from the Nine Hells. (Conjuration 101...I am wasted on these swine.)[/quote]
[/quote]
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That one always puzzled me. I very much hope Drizzt isn't in charge of transportation in his party. [/quote]
Looooooost in Plaaaaaaanes.......
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[quote]Drizzt: NO!! NO!!I have 20d10+40 HP and DEX 99 and an AC of blah blah blah blah.. [/quote]
[/quote]
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And THAC0 of... what, -7? -17?[/quote]
Ugh...I don't want to know.
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[quote]Flesh Golem: It's not fair. The other golems never get fined for indecent exposure.
[/quote]
[quote]
[i]Commercial break featuring GOLEMAX programming with gratuitous footage of bare swaths of animated sand, stone, clay, etc.[/quote]
[/quote]
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Cool! Golem porn!"And now for adult iron golems -- "The Hot Forge"!"
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ROFL! *shields eyes*
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*still wheezing* Wow... Waiting for the next Notes![/quote]
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Garrick: THE L-L-n-D? Wow, can I have you guys' autograph?
The abbreviation would make more sense if they'd drop the N and if the second Larry was called Sammy.
*nods* mmm, wise indeed.....
*jots down ideas for Helm'n'Cloak appearance in Chapter 5*
ONYX hurls a harpoon, impales and reels in JADE, then uppercuts her, sending her flying twenty feet into the air and falling past the log into the water.
Hmmm, wait a minute, I've seen that before somewhere... Hmmm...
*whistles innocently*
Viconia: Ngg-...Shar looks upon us with favor! *gasp*
Viconia would make a good US postal worker.
uh-oh.....
Drizzt: La de da, look at me, I've dueled with demons from the nine hells...
*kicks Drizzt in the nuts*
*high-pitched bell-ringing sound*
Party is blinded by the unholy light. Once Elminster throws his red robes open.
You wonder why he bothers, really. Especially with something that small.
*still shielding eyes*
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