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Chapter 3


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Posted 29 October 2003 - 03:21 AM

Narrator: The party waits patiently in the Shadow Thieves’ guildhouse.
Receptionist: The Shadowmaster will see you now.
Minsc: Thank goodness. Minsc…I mean, Boo had nearly finished the free candy jar.
Aran Linvail: We know exactly where your sister is, but we can’t tell you.
Kirwond: Why not?
Aran: You haven’t defeated our enemies for us yet. Now be a good little paladin and go defeat Bodhi.
Kelsey: Aren’t you going to give us some holy water?
Aran: Do I look like I'm made of money?

Narrator: The party battles their way through Bodhi’s lair, finally coming face to face with the vampire mistress herself.
Bodhi: Hi! I’m Bodhi! I could so kick your ass, but instead I’ll engage you in conversation before I disappear!
Kirwond: Good, I have some questions for you. First of all…
Bodhi: Bye! *disappears*

Aran: She’s gone! Good job! I’ve hired you a ship to Spellhold, where your sister is being held.
Nalia: Why do you keep calling Imoen her sister?
Aran: Foreshadowing.
Nalia: What?
Aran: And here comes the captain now.
Saemon Havarian: Hey, baby. I seem to have lost my number…can I borrow yours?
Kirwond: Ick. Couldn’t you find someone less slimy and likely to betray us?
Aran: If you want to cough up another 10,000 gold, we could hire Shifty-Eyed Pete over there.
Kirwond: Nah.
Shifty-Eyed Pete: Arrrrr… *hangs head*

Dermin: Jaheira! I have come to kill you and your companions for your crimes!
Jaheira: Aren’t you supposed to use me to lure Kirwond into a trap at the Harper Hold first?
Dermin: Yes, but this seemed quicker.
Jaheira: Okay, then, have at you! *kills Dermin and crew*

Kirwond: We should probably rest before having to board a ship with Saemon.
Kelsey: I hope you don’t think I’m being too forward, but…will you sleep with me?
Kirwond: Here? In the middle of the street? What are we, animals? This is supposed to be romantic!
Kelsey: I’ve got some scented candles. They make everything romantic.
Kirwond: Oh, all right.

Narrator: The next morning…
Kirwond: Let’s see. I can only bring my most powerful and trustworthy friends. Kelsey, Anomen, Jaheira, Keldorn, and…Yoshimo. You come with me.
Yoshimo: Oh, boy.
Kirwond: The rest of you can go and drink at the Copper Coronet until we get back.
Aerie: Wooo! Party!
Anomen: Why can’t I stay at the Copper Coronet and get drunk instead of being forced to watch you and Kelsey make out?
Kelsey: It's a little something I like to call... payback.




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