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1) Anomen: Insert Moira’s ring in Anomen’s nose, and tie him up like a bull to a wall. Provide Lord Cor with the bunch of crimson rohdelias and let him tickle his son to death while lecturing him on how he should not have become a paladin.
2) Aerie: Want to lose Aerie now, Ask the TfV* Club How.
3) Cernd: There is no inventive way to kill Cernd. It has to be some boring natural method, like hanging, quartering and drowning.
4) Edwin: Pull his tongue out. Without being able to vent out the proof of his superiority verbally his head will swell and blow up.
5) Haer’Dalis: After cutting off his tail and hooves, separate into as many pieces of every imaginable form and size as possible in order to increase the entropy and feed him to Korgan.
6) Imoen: Any quick method would do, the main thing is to kill her *before* she tries to join your group yet again!
7) Jaheira: Put her in charge of the Suicide Club. Sooner or later she will try to demonstrate the proper way to commit a suicide.
Jan: Forbid him from eating or drinking until he is not done with the list of all his living relatives9) Keldorn: Get him good and drunk and make him marry a courtesan from Lady Galvena’s Festival. Capture the ceremony and the wedding night by magical means and send a copy of it to Lady Maria every day.
10) Korgan: Common, he is already dead. Nobody can possibly stomach Haer’Dalis even without hooves.
11) Mazzy: Blackmail the Order of the Radiant Heart into knighting her and teleport her to the plane were she is the tallest person around. Let her drown in her own happy tears.
12) Minsc: Make him enter the Trivial Pursuit challenge with Lilacor. To the death.
13) Nalia: Offer her to make a speech about the value of the playing high harp in the life of for the less fortunate at the gathering of Athkatlan beggars who were promised a soup kitchen.
14) Sarevok: Not again...it is already became addictive.
15) Valygar: Prove to Valygar that the evil inherent to his family is transmitted not only sexually but through breathing pathways as well.
16) Viconia: Athkatlan government provided the firewood already...can’t waste it.
17) Yoshimo: Make him dance on the head of the pin. Erm...pine standing atop of the sheer cliff with 500 feet drop.
* TfV=Tears for Villains
