Adventurers....( a song parody) off..

I'm a little unhappy with this one, I wasn't able to stick to the original rhyming structure, but seriously, i think it can't be done much better by myself...

still is ok, and fairly funny...oh and that one line about the umar chickens...hey, its a country and western song...

please comment!!!

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Mama's don't let your tots grow up as Adventurers,
don't let 'em pick long swords and wear them smelly armors
make 'em be merchants and farmers and such

Mama's don't let your tots grow up as Adventurers
cause they'll never stay home and they're always alone
even with a party they trust

An adventurer ain't easy to love
And when he hands you his laundry
you'll take it to a foundry
'cause scrubbing don't work on full plate
Magic Girdles and Travel stained robes
you're left with slim pickin'
a bejuril stuffed chicken
and an empty grave for your tears

An adventurer loves smokey ole bars
And murky, half-rumors
giant brains that look like tumors
found in the dank and gloomy underdark
An adventurer will be gone all the time,
when it comes time for weddings, or funerals and such
if he's home he'll be hobbling around in a crutch!


Mama's don't let your tots grow up as Adventurers,
don't let 'em pick long swords and wear them smelly armors
make 'em be merchants and farmers and such

Mama's don't let your tots grow up as Adventurers
cause they'll never stay home and they're always alone
even with a party they trust

please comment!!!

No comments please.

Mama's don't let your tots grow up as Adventurers,
don't let 'em pick long swords and wear them smelly armors
make 'em be merchants and farmers and such

Mama's don't let your tots grow up as Adventurers
cause they'll never stay home and they're always alone
even with a party they trust

very appropiate

Hunter

thanks for reading and commenting!!!

it did seem appropriate, didn't it????