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The pale morning sun reached the palisades of Castle d'Arnise.Nalia d'Arnise was feeling slightly nauseous and was starting to nod off. She woke up with a jerk. A mosquito? Those were nasty this time of the year. Then she remembered.
- "...and I really f...f...feel that people don't a...a...appreciate me..."
Aerie's stammer, however, was getting worse and worse so perhaps she would finally, finally, pass out. It was amazing that the hollow-boned elf could take that much of booze without completely zoning out.
- "...right. Aerie, dear. I will fetch you another drink," Nalia said, squirming out of Aerie's drunken embrace. As she padded, barefoot, her aunt's bedroom she heard a high-pitched, enthusiastic giggle. Frowning, she froze and listened more.
- "Ah... I... n... nuh... nuh... never drrrrnk like thish..."
It was her aunt, but the voice broke into a giggle again.
- "Har! Then it's a 'igh time to start! Ye be a 'ottie girl, ye!"
More giggling, smacking sounds, squeaking of strained furniture.
- "...mmmm... I nevrrr knewww comm'n filth is this... ah, ah, ah... AH!"
- "Here ye go! I'll show ye time no blue-blooded wench has seen! Har!"
Nalia shook her head. Well, she hoped that auntie was having fun.
In the recreation room she saw Keldorn, his eyes bloodshot and hands shaking, mixing a drink.
- "What IS that thing?" Nalia asked, since the paladin was just breaking a raw egg into bright red liquid.
Keldorn sighed deeply.
- "Torm forgive me... it is a Zombie Revival. Last time I needed it was when I finished my squire period and was knighted... sweet Ilmater, my head..."
- "So, you had more than is good for elder humans then?" Jaheira asked, appearing into the doorway and looking annoyingly perky.
- "Be not so ready, druid, to turn the knife in the wound inflicted by an erring man's erring judgement," Keldorn sighed. Jaheira smiled just slightly.
- "Where are Mazzy and Anomen anyway?" she asked then. "The last time I saw them they were with you."
- "Of all things," the paladin said, his voice heavy, "they went... jogging. Get this, as the younger generation tends to say. JOGGING. Anomen only sipped his wine, but still. By Torm."
Nalia groaned and started to mix a sweet, but extremely intoxicating drink for Aerie in case the elf wouldn't pass out on her own.
The forlorn mood was interrupted by brisk steps, as Edwin, glowing, entered the room.
- "You shhh...sh... shimians... may bowww befrr me... at yurr... leisrrr..." he slurred, smiling triumphantly and staggering, leaning on the doorsill.
- "Oh?" Nalia said. "When Aerie dragged me away you were muttering to yourself under the table of our dining room."
Edwin tried, in vain, to focus his gaze upon her for a while. Then he apparently forgot what he was going on about and stumbled towards the bar.
Suddenly he stopped and reaqcuired his self-important air.
- "Rrrright! I have fr... orf...fro.. orfmulated an all-ecn...cn...encompasshing therrry of universh... uh... I... I... don't feel so well..."
Quiet and pale, Edwin, stumbled away.
The others looked blankly at each other.
- "Right," Nalia finally said. "Er... I really should get back to Aerie. Where are Sarevok and Jonny anyway?"
- "Still armwrestling," Keldorn replied.
- "ARMWRESTLING? I mean, Jonny is strong for a wizard but Sarevok..."
- "He is using Bigby's Crushing Fist," Keldorn said. "Neither of them would give up, we fear that they will strain their spleen in the effort."
- "And Bodhi?"
- "Last time I saw her she was getting very... friendly with Haer'Dalis..."
Nalia's head ached. She was the lady of the manor now, and the housewarming party suddenly didn't seem like such a hot idea any more. She wanted to sleep.
- "Nighty night, Kel..."
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On-topic silliness.
(*rubs hands in anticipation*)
- "...and I really f...f...feel that people don't a...a...appreciate me..."
Aerie's stammer, however, was getting worse and worse so perhaps she would finally, finally, pass out. It was amazing that the hollow-boned elf could take that much of booze without completely zoning out.
I guess the alcohol is going straight to those hollow bones.
- "Ah... I... n... nuh... nuh... never drrrrnk like thish..."
It was her aunt, but the voice broke into a giggle again.
- "Har! Then it's a 'igh time to start! Ye be a 'ottie girl, ye!"
Oh, no.More giggling, smacking sounds, squeaking of strained furniture.
- "...mmmm... I nevrrr knewww comm'n filth is this... ah, ah, ah... AH!"
- "Here ye go! I'll show ye time no blue-blooded wench has seen! Har!"
EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW...Run away, Nalia! RUN!
- "What IS that thing?" Nalia asked, since the paladin was just breaking a raw egg into bright red liquid.
Keldorn sighed deeply.
- "Torm forgive me... it is a Zombie Revival. Last time I needed it was when I finished my squire period and was knighted... sweet Ilmater, my head..."
Those things taste horrible. I'd rather have the hangover.
- "So, you had more than is good for elder humans then?" Jaheira asked, appearing into the doorway and looking annoyingly perky.
What? No one had the sense to slip something into her drink?
- "Of all things," the paladin said, his voice heavy, "they went... jogging. Get this, as the younger generation tends to say. JOGGING. Anomen only sipped his wine, but still. By Torm."
I can just see them jogging. Ano would insist on wearing full plate, and Mazzy's socks would have little pompoms on the ankle.
- "You shhh...sh... shimians... may bowww befrr me... at yurr... leisrrr..." he slurred, smiling triumphantly and staggering, leaning on the doorsill.
- "And Bodhi?"
- "Last time I saw her she was getting very... friendly with Haer'Dalis..."
Well, that takes care of him!
Nalia's head ached. She was the lady of the manor now, and the housewarming party suddenly didn't seem like such a hot idea any more. She wanted to sleep.
- "Nighty night, Kel..."
Good call.
And great story!
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On-topic silliness.
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The pale morning sun reached the palisades of Castle d'Arnise.Nalia d'Arnise was feeling slightly nauseous and was starting to nod off. She woke up with a jerk. A mosquito? Those were nasty this time of the year. Then she remembered.
- "...and I really f...f...feel that people don't a...a...appreciate me..."
Aerie's stammer, however, was getting worse and worse so perhaps she would finally, finally, pass out. It was amazing that the hollow-boned elf could take that much of booze without completely zoning out.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!
- "...right. Aerie, dear. I will fetch you another drink," Nalia said, squirming out of Aerie's drunken embrace. As she padded, barefoot, her aunt's bedroom she heard a high-pitched, enthusiastic giggle. Frowning, she froze and listened more.
- "Ah... I... n... nuh... nuh... never drrrrnk like thish..."
It was her aunt, but the voice broke into a giggle again.
- "Har! Then it's a 'igh time to start! Ye be a 'ottie girl, ye!"
More giggling, smacking sounds, squeaking of strained furniture.
- "...mmmm... I nevrrr knewww comm'n filth is this... ah, ah, ah... AH!"
- "Here ye go! I'll show ye time no blue-blooded wench has seen! Har!"
Delcia and Korgan?!
Wow! Nalia shook her head. Well, she hoped that auntie was having fun.
In the recreation room she saw Keldorn, his eyes bloodshot and hands shaking, mixing a drink.
- "What IS that thing?" Nalia asked, since the paladin was just breaking a raw egg into bright red liquid.
Keldorn sighed deeply.
- "Torm forgive me... it is a Zombie Revival. Last time I needed it was when I finished my squire period and was knighted... sweet Ilmater, my head..."
- "So, you had more than is good for elder humans then?" Jaheira asked, appearing into the doorway and looking annoyingly perky.
Ah, poor Keldy! *Snickers*
- "Be not so ready, druid, to turn the knife in the wound inflicted by an erring man's erring judgement," Keldorn sighed. Jaheira smiled just slightly.
- "Where are Mazzy and Anomen anyway?" she asked then. "The last time I saw them they were with you."
- "Of all things," the paladin said, his voice heavy, "they went... jogging. Get this, as the younger generation tends to say. JOGGING. Anomen only sipped his wine, but still. By Torm."
Nalia groaned and started to mix a sweet, but extremely intoxicating drink for Aerie in case the elf wouldn't pass out on her own.
Jogging... *wince* That is just...eeewww.
The forlorn mood was interrupted by brisk steps, as Edwin, glowing, entered the room.
- "You shhh...sh... shimians... may bowww befrr me... at yurr... leisrrr..." he slurred, smiling triumphantly and staggering, leaning on the doorsill.
- "Oh?" Nalia said. "When Aerie dragged me away you were muttering to yourself under the table of our dining room."
Edwin tried, in vain, to focus his gaze upon her for a while. Then he apparently forgot what he was going on about and stumbled towards the bar.
Suddenly he stopped and reaqcuired his self-important air.
- "Rrrright! I have fr... orf...fro.. orfmulated an all-ecn...cn...encompasshing therrry of universh... uh... I... I... don't feel so well..."
Quiet and pale, Edwin, stumbled away.
LOL! Theory of the Universe...yeah, right, Eddie.
The others looked blankly at each other.
- "Right," Nalia finally said. "Er... I really should get back to Aerie. Where are Sarevok and Jonny anyway?"
- "Still armwrestling," Keldorn replied.
- "ARMWRESTLING? I mean, Jonny is strong for a wizard but Sarevok..."
- "He is using Bigby's Crushing Fist," Keldorn said. "Neither of them would give up, we fear that they will strain their spleen in the effort."
Or at least their wrists!
Oh, I can just see this! - "And Bodhi?"
- "Last time I saw her she was getting very... friendly with Haer'Dalis..."
Nalia's head ached. She was the lady of the manor now, and the housewarming party suddenly didn't seem like such a hot idea any more. She wanted to sleep.
- "Nighty night, Kel..."
Poor Nalia, but at least she'll have servants to help with the cleaning up, I suppose.
Very funny!
Rogues do it from behind.
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The pale morning sun reached the palisades of Castle d'Arnise.Nalia d'Arnise was feeling slightly nauseous and was starting to nod off. She woke up with a jerk. A mosquito? Those were nasty this time of the year. Then she remembered.
- "...and I really f...f...feel that people don't a...a...appreciate me..."
Aerie's stammer, however, was getting worse and worse so perhaps she would finally, finally, pass out. It was amazing that the hollow-boned elf could take that much of booze without completely zoning out.
You'd hope that there would be at least one way to shut her yap...
- "...right. Aerie, dear. I will fetch you another drink," Nalia said, squirming out of Aerie's drunken embrace. As she padded, barefoot, her aunt's bedroom she heard a high-pitched, enthusiastic giggle. Frowning, she froze and listened more.
- "Ah... I... n... nuh... nuh... never drrrrnk like thish..."
It was her aunt, but the voice broke into a giggle again.
- "Har! Then it's a 'igh time to start! Ye be a 'ottie girl, ye!"
More giggling, smacking sounds, squeaking of strained furniture.
- "...mmmm... I nevrrr knewww comm'n filth is this... ah, ah, ah... AH!"
- "Here ye go! I'll show ye time no blue-blooded wench has seen! Har!"
Korgan???!!!
Nalia shook her head. Well, she hoped that auntie was having fun.
In the recreation room she saw Keldorn, his eyes bloodshot and hands shaking, mixing a drink.
- "What IS that thing?" Nalia asked, since the paladin was just breaking a raw egg into bright red liquid.
Keldorn sighed deeply.
- "Torm forgive me... it is a Zombie Revival. Last time I needed it was when I finished my squire period and was knighted... sweet Ilmater, my head..."
- "So, you had more than is good for elder humans then?" Jaheira asked, appearing into the doorway and looking annoyingly perky.
Hehe... I wonder if it's only the druidic resistance to hangover or does she have more reasons to be annoyingly perky...
- "Be not so ready, druid, to turn the knife in the wound inflicted by an erring man's erring judgement," Keldorn sighed. Jaheira smiled just slightly.
- "Where are Mazzy and Anomen anyway?" she asked then. "The last time I saw them they were with you."
- "Of all things," the paladin said, his voice heavy, "they went... jogging. Get this, as the younger generation tends to say. JOGGING. Anomen only sipped his wine, but still. By Torm."
Nalia groaned and started to mix a sweet, but extremely intoxicating drink for Aerie in case the elf wouldn't pass out on her own.
Yargh! Ano and Mazzy jogging... waaaah!
The forlorn mood was interrupted by brisk steps, as Edwin, glowing, entered the room.
- "You shhh...sh... shimians... may bowww befrr me... at yurr... leisrrr..." he slurred, smiling triumphantly and staggering, leaning on the doorsill.
- "Oh?" Nalia said. "When Aerie dragged me away you were muttering to yourself under the table of our dining room."
Edwin tried, in vain, to focus his gaze upon her for a while. Then he apparently forgot what he was going on about and stumbled towards the bar.
Suddenly he stopped and reaqcuired his self-important air.
- "Rrrright! I have fr... orf...fro.. orfmulated an all-ecn...cn...encompasshing therrry of universh... uh... I... I... don't feel so well..."
Quiet and pale, Edwin, stumbled away.
Hehe... poor Eddie, I can't see him being much of a drinker...
- "And Bodhi?"
- "Last time I saw her she was getting very... friendly with Haer'Dalis..."
Nalia's head ached. She was the lady of the manor now, and the housewarming party suddenly didn't seem like such a hot idea any more. She wanted to sleep.
- "Nighty night, Kel..."
Aww, now that's what I call a warm and fuzzy story...
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The pale morning sun reached the palisades of Castle d'Arnise.Nalia d'Arnise was feeling slightly nauseous and was starting to nod off. She woke up with a jerk.
Hehehe... I thought the next line would be- "Anomen?! What are you doing in my bed?!"
(disclaimer) I am actually an Ano-fan... but I'm not blinkered to his flaws
(/disclaimer)I... really don't want to think about that too much- "Ah... I... n... nuh... nuh... never drrrrnk like thish..."
It was her aunt, but the voice broke into a giggle again.
- "Har! Then it's a 'igh time to start! Ye be a 'ottie girl, ye!"
More giggling, smacking sounds, squeaking of strained furniture.
- "...mmmm... I nevrrr knewww comm'n filth is this... ah, ah, ah... AH!"
- "Here ye go! I'll show ye time no blue-blooded wench has seen! Har!"
Possibly my favourite line in the entire thingQuiet and pale, Edwin, stumbled away.
. (disclaimer, etc etc)Brilliant, Lord E, just brilliant
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On-topic silliness.
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The pale morning sun reached the palisades of Castle d'Arnise.Nalia d'Arnise was feeling slightly nauseous and was starting to nod off. She woke up with a jerk. A mosquito? Those were nasty this time of the year. Then she remembered.
- "...and I really f...f...feel that people don't a...a...appreciate me..."
Aerie's stammer, however, was getting worse and worse so perhaps she would finally, finally, pass out. It was amazing that the hollow-boned elf could take that much of booze without completely zoning out.
hehehehheh!!!! aerie is probably a sad drunk...poor girl...well heck, i'm a sad drunk myself, probably why i like her character...oh yeah...someone once remarked in reply to one of my naughty stories that when aerie gets sloshed, she could be found, slowdancing by herself to "You've lost that loving feeling..." quite appropriate...
- "...right. Aerie, dear. I will fetch you another drink," Nalia said, squirming out of Aerie's drunken embrace. As she padded, barefoot, her aunt's bedroom she heard a high-pitched, enthusiastic giggle. Frowning, she froze and listened more.
- "Ah... I... n... nuh... nuh... never drrrrnk like thish..."
It was her aunt, but the voice broke into a giggle again.
- "Har! Then it's a 'igh time to start! Ye be a 'ottie girl, ye!"
More giggling, smacking sounds, squeaking of strained furniture.
- "...mmmm... I nevrrr knewww comm'n filth is this... ah, ah, ah... AH!"
- "Here ye go! I'll show ye time no blue-blooded wench has seen! Har!"
OMG!!!
Nalia shook her head. Well, she hoped that auntie was having fun.
In the recreation room she saw Keldorn, his eyes bloodshot and hands shaking, mixing a drink.
- "What IS that thing?" Nalia asked, since the paladin was just breaking a raw egg into bright red liquid.
Keldorn sighed deeply.
- "Torm forgive me... it is a Zombie Revival. Last time I needed it was when I finished my squire period and was knighted... sweet Ilmater, my head..."
- "So, you had more than is good for elder humans then?" Jaheira asked, appearing into the doorway and looking annoyingly perky.
prarie oyster...quite effective, since the vile taste makes you forget about your hangover...just drink quarts of water, that's the best remedy...
- "Be not so ready, druid, to turn the knife in the wound inflicted by an erring man's erring judgement," Keldorn sighed. Jaheira smiled just slightly.
- "Where are Mazzy and Anomen anyway?" she asked then. "The last time I saw them they were with you."
- "Of all things," the paladin said, his voice heavy, "they went... jogging. Get this, as the younger generation tends to say. JOGGING. Anomen only sipped his wine, but still. By Torm."
Nalia groaned and started to mix a sweet, but extremely intoxicating drink for Aerie in case the elf wouldn't pass out on her own.
Did you read "smite me baby one more time"??? from two quizzes ago...i think that's where i first raised an ano mazzy hookup...and of course "gnome improvement" in this quiz mentions that...
The forlorn mood was interrupted by brisk steps, as Edwin, glowing, entered the room.
- "You shhh...sh... shimians... may bowww befrr me... at yurr... leisrrr..." he slurred, smiling triumphantly and staggering, leaning on the doorsill.
- "Oh?" Nalia said. "When Aerie dragged me away you were muttering to yourself under the table of our dining room."
Edwin tried, in vain, to focus his gaze upon her for a while. Then he apparently forgot what he was going on about and stumbled towards the bar.
Suddenly he stopped and reaqcuired his self-important air.
- "Rrrright! I have fr... orf...fro.. orfmulated an all-ecn...cn...encompasshing therrry of universh... uh... I... I... don't feel so well..."
Quiet and pale, Edwin, stumbled away.
the grand theory of everything...
The others looked blankly at each other.
- "Right," Nalia finally said. "Er... I really should get back to Aerie. Where are Sarevok and Jonny anyway?"
- "Still armwrestling," Keldorn replied.
- "ARMWRESTLING? I mean, Jonny is strong for a wizard but Sarevok..."
- "He is using Bigby's Crushing Fist," Keldorn said. "Neither of them would give up, we fear that they will strain their spleen in the effort."
hehehhehehhe!!!!!!!!!!!
- "And Bodhi?"
- "Last time I saw her she was getting very... friendly with Haer'Dalis..."
Nalia's head ached. She was the lady of the manor now, and the housewarming party suddenly didn't seem like such a hot idea any more. She wanted to sleep.
- "Nighty night, Kel..."
well, haer is always talking about death and entropy and brooding...maybe he'll like being undead...actually i bet he will really like being undead...
great story, the memorable korgan delcia hookup made me look twice...
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I guess the alcohol is going straight to those hollow bones.
Or the hollow head...
Well, Korgan is 'well trained in the erotic arts' or how was it...
EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW...Run away, Nalia! RUN!
Auntie is having a good time!
Those things taste horrible. I'd rather have the hangover.
They usually just postpone it.
What? No one had the sense to slip something into her drink?
A bad oversight from their part, yes.
I can just see them jogging. Ano would insist on wearing full plate, and Mazzy's socks would have little pompoms on the ankle.
LOL! I priceless image!
And great story!
Thank you! Not great art, but after WB the first thing I have written so I hope it will improve from here on.
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Posted 08 October 2003 - 07:43 PM
Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I think Aerie is the type who would glue herself to someone and whine all night if she was drunk.
Delcia and Korgan?!
I think there is some electricity going on
Ah, poor Keldy! *Snickers*
Been there, done that.
Jogging... *wince* That is just...eeewww.
I know. This comes from a RL experience. We were boozing at a get-together of Pasi's old friends, and the one hosting us went actually jogging the next morning. Early.
LOL! Theory of the Universe...yeah, right, Eddie.
When he sobers up, he won't remember what it was
Or at least their wrists!
There is one proverbial pissing contest!
Poor Nalia, but at least she'll have servants to help with the cleaning up, I suppose.
Thanks! It was nice to write at least something, what with the WB.
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You'd hope that there would be at least one way to shut her yap...
That one usually works pretty well.
Korgan???!!!
Lady Delcia is having a night of her life
Hehe... I wonder if it's only the druidic resistance to hangover or does she have more reasons to be annoyingly perky...
I feel she can control her drinking pretty much - she doesn't like to appear out of control.
Hehe... poor Eddie, I can't see him being much of a drinker...
I can see him drinking all right, but not holding his liquor well
Aww, now that's what I call a warm and fuzzy story...
Ain't I a cutie?
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Hehehe... I thought the next line would be- "Anomen?! What are you doing in my bed?!"
*grin* That was a sorta inside joke of the same vein.
(disclaimer) I am actually an Ano-fan... but I'm not blinkered to his flaws
I like Ano too
But I wouldn't want to wake up with him. Now Sarry...I... really don't want to think about that too much
A naked Korgan...
Possibly my favourite line in the entire thing
Hmmm?
Brilliant, Lord E, just brilliant
*grin* Glad you enjoyed it.
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hehehehheh!!!! aerie is probably a sad drunk...poor girl...well heck, i'm a sad drunk myself, probably why i like her character...oh yeah...someone once remarked in reply to one of my naughty stories that when aerie gets sloshed, she could be found, slowdancing by herself to "You've lost that loving feeling..." quite appropriate...
Aerie is a sappy drunk, I think... I can't fathom that you like her but it's a free Attic
OMG!!!
Aunt Delcia is having the night of her life!
prarie oyster...quite effective, since the vile taste makes you forget about your hangover...just drink quarts of water, that's the best remedy...
Rest, sleep if you can, drink a lot of non-alcoholic beverage, eat somethin salty. All the other means just postpone the hangover.
Did you read "smite me baby one more time"??? from two quizzes ago...i think that's where i first raised an ano mazzy hookup...and of course "gnome improvement" in this quiz mentions that...
*grin* Gonna go and read it right away.
the grand theory of everything...
The kind you have as a blinding revelation at the late hours of night, and can't for the life of you remember next morn
well, haer is always talking about death and entropy and brooding...maybe he'll like being undead...actually i bet he will really like being undead...
I agree
great story, the memorable korgan delcia hookup made me look twice...
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The pale morning sun reached the palisades of Castle d'Arnise.Nalia d'Arnise was feeling slightly nauseous and was starting to nod off. She woke up with a jerk. A mosquito? Those were nasty this time of the year. Then she remembered.
- "...and I really f...f...feel that people don't a...a...appreciate me..."
Aerie's stammer, however, was getting worse and worse so perhaps she would finally, finally, pass out. It was amazing that the hollow-boned elf could take that much of booze without completely zoning out.
Sometimes the throwing up stage can come before the passing out, though...
- "...right. Aerie, dear. I will fetch you another drink," Nalia said, squirming out of Aerie's drunken embrace. As she padded, barefoot, her aunt's bedroom she heard a high-pitched, enthusiastic giggle. Frowning, she froze and listened more.
- "Ah... I... n... nuh... nuh... never drrrrnk like thish..."
It was her aunt, but the voice broke into a giggle again.
- "Har! Then it's a 'igh time to start! Ye be a 'ottie girl, ye!"
More giggling, smacking sounds, squeaking of strained furniture.
- "...mmmm... I nevrrr knewww comm'n filth is this... ah, ah, ah... AH!"
- "Here ye go! I'll show ye time no blue-blooded wench has seen! Har!"
Stop listening now Nalia, unless you want to be psychologically scarred for life! Nalia shook her head. Well, she hoped that auntie was having fun.
In the recreation room she saw Keldorn, his eyes bloodshot and hands shaking, mixing a drink.
- "What IS that thing?" Nalia asked, since the paladin was just breaking a raw egg into bright red liquid.
Keldorn sighed deeply.
- "Torm forgive me... it is a Zombie Revival. Last time I needed it was when I finished my squire period and was knighted... sweet Ilmater, my head..."
- "So, you had more than is good for elder humans then?" Jaheira asked, appearing into the doorway and looking annoyingly perky.
There's always one, isn't there. Ah well, she can do the cleaning up once the others have all passed out on her.- "Where are Mazzy and Anomen anyway?" she asked then. "The last time I saw them they were with you."
- "Of all things," the paladin said, his voice heavy, "they went... jogging. Get this, as the younger generation tends to say. JOGGING. Anomen only sipped his wine, but still. By Torm."
By Torm indeed. Jogging isn't something I like to think about when I'm sober, yet alone when I'm drunk.
- "Rrrright! I have fr... orf...fro.. orfmulated an all-ecn...cn...encompasshing therrry of universh... uh... I... I... don't feel so well..."
Write your theory down quick Eddie - it will give everyone a good laugh in the morning, at least.
The others looked blankly at each other.
- "Right," Nalia finally said. "Er... I really should get back to Aerie. Where are Sarevok and Jonny anyway?"
- "Still armwrestling," Keldorn replied.
- "ARMWRESTLING? I mean, Jonny is strong for a wizard but Sarevok..."
- "He is using Bigby's Crushing Fist," Keldorn said. "Neither of them would give up, we fear that they will strain their spleen in the effort."
LOL!
- "And Bodhi?"
- "Last time I saw her she was getting very... friendly with Haer'Dalis..."
Nalia's head ached. She was the lady of the manor now, and the housewarming party suddenly didn't seem like such a hot idea any more. She wanted to sleep.
- "Nighty night, Kel..."
Great story
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Posted 08 October 2003 - 11:56 PM
Sometimes the throwing up stage can come before the passing out, though...
Yep, but that is either inexperience or a lot and lot of alcohol.
Hey, I think Korgy is kinda hot
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And serves her right too.
By Torm indeed. Jogging isn't something I like to think about when I'm sober, yet alone when I'm drunk.
I know. I hate people who *enjoy* excercice.
Write your theory down quick Eddie - it will give everyone a good laugh in the morning, at least.
A friend of a friend used to sniff gas
He said that he got the deepest and most profound ideas while on the gas fumes. He always realized the meaning of life and so.
So once he decided to tape his gas sniffing session.
The result: " *a long silence*... everything smells like gas... everything smells like gas..."
Great story
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Posted 09 October 2003 - 10:11 PM
On-topic silliness.
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The pale morning sun reached the palisades of Castle d'Arnise.Nalia d'Arnise was feeling slightly nauseous and was starting to nod off. She woke up with a jerk. A mosquito? Those were nasty this time of the year. Then she remembered.
- "...and I really f...f...feel that people don't a...a...appreciate me..."
Aerie's stammer, however, was getting worse and worse so perhaps she would finally, finally, pass out. It was amazing that the hollow-boned elf could take that much of booze without completely zoning out.
Hearing Aerie's voice.... giving me images of bloody murder... must... indulge... in some... senseless violence! *Boots up Star Wars Jedi Academy and chops apart some stormtroopers with the lightsaber*
- "...right. Aerie, dear. I will fetch you another drink," Nalia said, squirming out of Aerie's drunken embrace. As she padded, barefoot, her aunt's bedroom she heard a high-pitched, enthusiastic giggle. Frowning, she froze and listened more.
- "Ah... I... n... nuh... nuh... never drrrrnk like thish..."
It was her aunt, but the voice broke into a giggle again.
- "Har! Then it's a 'igh time to start! Ye be a 'ottie girl, ye!"
More giggling, smacking sounds, squeaking of strained furniture.
- "...mmmm... I nevrrr knewww comm'n filth is this... ah, ah, ah... AH!"
- "Here ye go! I'll show ye time no blue-blooded wench has seen! Har!"
ROTFLMOA! Go Korgy!
Laska : Wooootttt!
- "Torm forgive me... it is a Zombie Revival. Last time I needed it was when I finished my squire period and was knighted... sweet Ilmater, my head..."
- "So, you had more than is good for elder humans then?" Jaheira asked, appearing into the doorway and looking annoyingly perky.
Laska : *huffs* Light-weights... All of them!
Suddenly he stopped and reaqcuired his self-important air.
- "Rrrright! I have fr... orf...fro.. orfmulated an all-ecn...cn...encompasshing therrry of universh... uh... I... I... don't feel so well..."
Is it 42?
Anyway, he'll forget about it as the drunkeness flees his system. - "ARMWRESTLING? I mean, Jonny is strong for a wizard but Sarevok..."
- "He is using Bigby's Crushing Fist," Keldorn said. "Neither of them would give up, we fear that they will strain their spleen in the effort."
They just have to be careful not to destroy the building they're in!
- "And Bodhi?"
- "Last time I saw her she was getting very... friendly with Haer'Dalis..."
Poor Haerry!
Nalia's head ached. She was the lady of the manor now, and the housewarming party suddenly didn't seem like such a hot idea any more. She wanted to sleep.
- "Nighty night, Kel..."
LOL! Great stuff. Thoroughly and indubidably (is that even a word?) enjoyable!
---Weyoun
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Darth Baras - A blind, comotose lobotomy-patient could sense my anger!
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Sith Warrior - Master, I can sense your anger.
Darth Baras - A blind, comotose lobotomy-patient could sense my anger!
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Posted 10 October 2003 - 11:13 AM
[quote]On-topic silliness.
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[quote]
The pale morning sun reached the palisades of Castle d'Arnise.Nalia d'Arnise was feeling slightly nauseous and was starting to nod off. She woke up with a jerk. A mosquito? Those were nasty this time of the year. Then she remembered.
- "...and I really f...f...feel that people don't a...a...appreciate me..."
Aerie's stammer, however, was getting worse and worse so perhaps she would finally, finally, pass out. It was amazing that the hollow-boned elf could take that much of booze without completely zoning out.
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Hmm, a secret part of aeries life.
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- "...right. Aerie, dear. I will fetch you another drink," Nalia said, squirming out of Aerie's drunken embrace. As she padded, barefoot, her aunt's bedroom she heard a high-pitched, enthusiastic giggle. Frowning, she froze and listened more.
- "Ah... I... n... nuh... nuh... never drrrrnk like thish..."
It was her aunt, but the voice broke into a giggle again.
- "Har! Then it's a 'igh time to start! Ye be a 'ottie girl, ye!"
More giggling, smacking sounds, squeaking of strained furniture.
- "...mmmm... I nevrrr knewww comm'n filth is this... ah, ah, ah... AH!"
- "Here ye go! I'll show ye time no blue-blooded wench has seen! Har!"
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Korgan????? Aunt delcia will never admit this to anyone.
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Nalia shook her head. Well, she hoped that auntie was having fun.
In the recreation room she saw Keldorn, his eyes bloodshot and hands shaking, mixing a drink.
- "What IS that thing?" Nalia asked, since the paladin was just breaking a raw egg into bright red liquid.
Keldorn sighed deeply.
- "Torm forgive me... it is a Zombie Revival. Last time I needed it was when I finished my squire period and was knighted... sweet Ilmater, my head..."
I'm not at all surprised. I knew the knights did strange things when people weren't looking.
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The forlorn mood was interrupted by brisk steps, as Edwin, glowing, entered the room.
- "You shhh...sh... shimians... may bowww befrr me... at yurr... leisrrr..." he slurred, smiling triumphantly and staggering, leaning on the doorsill.
- "Oh?" Nalia said. "When Aerie dragged me away you were muttering to yourself under the table of our dining room."
AHA!
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The others looked blankly at each other.
- "Right," Nalia finally said. "Er... I really should get back to Aerie. Where are Sarevok and Jonny anyway?"
- "Still armwrestling," Keldorn replied.
- "ARMWRESTLING? I mean, Jonny is strong for a wizard but Sarevok..."
- "He is using Bigby's Crushing Fist," Keldorn said. "Neither of them would give up, we fear that they will strain their spleen in the effort."
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I can see it before me.
Hunter
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[quote]
The pale morning sun reached the palisades of Castle d'Arnise.Nalia d'Arnise was feeling slightly nauseous and was starting to nod off. She woke up with a jerk. A mosquito? Those were nasty this time of the year. Then she remembered.
- "...and I really f...f...feel that people don't a...a...appreciate me..."
Aerie's stammer, however, was getting worse and worse so perhaps she would finally, finally, pass out. It was amazing that the hollow-boned elf could take that much of booze without completely zoning out.
[/quote]
Hmm, a secret part of aeries life.
[quote]
- "...right. Aerie, dear. I will fetch you another drink," Nalia said, squirming out of Aerie's drunken embrace. As she padded, barefoot, her aunt's bedroom she heard a high-pitched, enthusiastic giggle. Frowning, she froze and listened more.
- "Ah... I... n... nuh... nuh... never drrrrnk like thish..."
It was her aunt, but the voice broke into a giggle again.
- "Har! Then it's a 'igh time to start! Ye be a 'ottie girl, ye!"
More giggling, smacking sounds, squeaking of strained furniture.
- "...mmmm... I nevrrr knewww comm'n filth is this... ah, ah, ah... AH!"
- "Here ye go! I'll show ye time no blue-blooded wench has seen! Har!"
[/quote]
Korgan????? Aunt delcia will never admit this to anyone.
[quote]
Nalia shook her head. Well, she hoped that auntie was having fun.
In the recreation room she saw Keldorn, his eyes bloodshot and hands shaking, mixing a drink.
- "What IS that thing?" Nalia asked, since the paladin was just breaking a raw egg into bright red liquid.
Keldorn sighed deeply.
- "Torm forgive me... it is a Zombie Revival. Last time I needed it was when I finished my squire period and was knighted... sweet Ilmater, my head..."
I'm not at all surprised.
I knew the knights did strange things when people weren't looking.[quote]
The forlorn mood was interrupted by brisk steps, as Edwin, glowing, entered the room.
- "You shhh...sh... shimians... may bowww befrr me... at yurr... leisrrr..." he slurred, smiling triumphantly and staggering, leaning on the doorsill.
- "Oh?" Nalia said. "When Aerie dragged me away you were muttering to yourself under the table of our dining room."
AHA!
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The others looked blankly at each other.
- "Right," Nalia finally said. "Er... I really should get back to Aerie. Where are Sarevok and Jonny anyway?"
- "Still armwrestling," Keldorn replied.
- "ARMWRESTLING? I mean, Jonny is strong for a wizard but Sarevok..."
- "He is using Bigby's Crushing Fist," Keldorn said. "Neither of them would give up, we fear that they will strain their spleen in the effort."
[/quote]
I can see it before me.
Hunter
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Posted 10 October 2003 - 06:37 PM
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Hearing Aerie's voice.... giving me images of bloody murder... must... indulge... in some... senseless violence! *Boots up Star Wars Jedi Academy and chops apart some stormtroopers with the lightsaber*
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Ahhhh. Senseless murder is so stress-relieving.
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ROTFLMOA! Go Korgy!
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Laska : Wooootttt!
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*grin* He *was* trained in dwarven erotic arts, remember.
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Laska : *huffs* Light-weights... All of them!
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Well, Laska *is* quite a pro.
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Is it 42? Anyway, he'll forget about it as the drunkeness flees his system.
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Exactly
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They just have to be careful not to destroy the building they're in!
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They wouldn't even notice, I bet.
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Poor Haerry!
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I don't know, he might actually enjoy it.
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LOL! Great stuff. Thoroughly and indubidably (is that even a word?) enjoyable!
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thanks
Hearing Aerie's voice.... giving me images of bloody murder... must... indulge... in some... senseless violence! *Boots up Star Wars Jedi Academy and chops apart some stormtroopers with the lightsaber*
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Ahhhh. Senseless murder is so stress-relieving.
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ROTFLMOA! Go Korgy!
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Laska : Wooootttt!
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*grin* He *was* trained in dwarven erotic arts, remember.
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Laska : *huffs* Light-weights... All of them!
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Well, Laska *is* quite a pro.
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Is it 42?
Anyway, he'll forget about it as the drunkeness flees his system. [/quote]
Exactly
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They just have to be careful not to destroy the building they're in!
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They wouldn't even notice, I bet.
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Poor Haerry!
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I don't know, he might actually enjoy it.
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LOL! Great stuff. Thoroughly and indubidably (is that even a word?) enjoyable!
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thanks
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Posted 11 October 2003 - 12:12 AM
Hmm, a secret part of aeries life.
I figure she is a surprisingly resilient drunk
Korgan????? Aunt delcia will never admit this to anyone.
Perhaps he keeps Korgan coming for more via the secret entrance, though...
I'm not at all surprised.
Oh yes
You would be surprised how naughty they can be.I can see it before me.
They'd rather die than give up
Hunter
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