Gate/Off: The Cliff Notes - 21-30
#1 Guest_Oryx_*
Posted 21 September 2003 - 12:55 AM
Chapters 21-30
Chapter 21: Half-Baked Half-Orc
Kobold Kommanos: Yip-yip! *shooting fire arrows*
Jade: OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! What'n the hells is you guys' THAC0??
Mulahey: Mulahey crush! Mulahey summon 12 allies from nowhere!
Xzar: And such paltry XP they grant.
Montaron: Aye, but the treasure's not so bad.
Xzar: Oh no! I can't scribe these scrollS!
BranwenL: Those are Plot Scrolls, silly.
Jade: How convenient. I guess they haven't invented 'This Message Will Self Destruct in 10 Seconds' yet.
Jade: *takes 2nd scroll, gets Chapter 3 voiceover* Wow, that was one funky trip.
Branwen: You really should lay off the lotus, sister.
Xzar: I *told* you the voices were real...
Branwen: You too.
Chapter 22: Doom and Gloom
Xan: We're all doomed.
Xzar: A mage who can't cast Magic Missile, Stinking Cloud, Fireball, Ice Storm, of Cone of Cold?
Xan: We're all doomed.
Montaron: Aye, Xzar, our scribe played the Gold Box games and cast hardly anything else!
Xan: We're all doomed.
Xzar: Aw heck, even in *this* game evocation takes the limelight!
Xan: We're all doomed.
Dynaheir: Nya nya!
Xan: We're all doomed.
Xzar: What are you doing here, 2-opposition-schools-lamer? Not like your actual specialist school even matters...except for necrophilia jokes, of course.
Xan: We're all doomed.
Jade: A special SWORD for a MAGE? What the hell kind of special ability is that?
Xan: We're all doomed.
Kagain: Nice char sheet, long-ears. Gotta love how your CON 7 may as well be 14 in 2e.
Xan: We're all d-
Montaron *stabbity-stab*
Chapter 23: Chicken'n'Cyric
Onyx: Surely appearing in a reposted 'shortstory' is a violation of paladinic ethics.
Jaheira: Or Harper protocol...
Viconia: Sharran doctrine...
Imoen: Umm....thieves' code?
Melicamp: *cluck* don't kill me! No XP or treasure! *cluck*
Onyx: (Golly gee willickers, I'm a sucker for good deeds.) Aw shucks gang, let's help the poor li'l feller out!
Viconia: Ok. *stuffs Melicamp into bucket of KFC* Mmmm...tastes like...
Onyx: Chicken?
Viconia: Well, yeah.
Onyx: Hey look Viccy, we get to fight a Cyricist cleric too!
Viconia: And trigger-happy skelies! *mashing her Turn button* Dangit, I told you we should have leveled up! Your Turn button isn't even active yet!
Onyx: I told ya you couldn't press my buttons!
All: *groan*
Bassilus: Hurh! Hurh! Hurh! Why are you pretending the 'father' thing was your idea?
Onyx: Because I'm not planning to leave any witnesses to the contrary. *smite* Who's your daddy?
All: *groan*
Chapter 24: Magic Most Fowl
Flesh Golem: Me want skin!
Viconia: *still holding KFC bucket* I prefer it skinless, actually. Gotta keep my slim figure.
Thanaltyr: Dang I have a lot of dialogue.
Onyx: Hurry up and give me my rep point, old man!
Thanaltyr: My, you're as altruistic a paladin as my student is a wise wizard.
Jaheira: *ahem* Intelligent.
Thanaltyr: I can't resist Tolkein's alliteration, sorry. His work does pass the time here at the High Hedge nicely. I can only watch my spinning blue magicy-thing so long before I go vomit.
Viconia: Ah, that explains your constructs...
Flesh Golem: Me was once master's ribeye steak!
Chapter 25: Sand, Iron, Blood Slime
The Amazons: Halt! Behold some non-inept assassins.
Jade: I respect you. And thanks for spouting a plot point instead of lame poetry before you die. *killkillkillkill* Now I know I am related to the game plot!
Branwen: DUH! I coulda told you that. Videogame logic, sister.
Jade: Oops. Right.
Narciullicus Harwilliger Need: Behold my frightening name and jellies!
Xzar: Now, you really should have added peanut butter as a material component.
Narciullicus Harwilliger Need: Nah, these are just to go on toast.
Xzar: Mmmm. Picnic-time?
Narciullicus Harwilliger Need: My treat. Here are some evocation scrolls you won't have to fight over Xan with:
Xan: All is gloom....
Revenant: Casper can't come out to play.
Jade: Time to play tomb raider!
Xzar: *swipes dagger, monster summoning wand, etc.*
Jade: Funny, I even have Angelina Jolie's lips.
Chapter 26: Of Mice and Minsc
Minsc: Look, Boo! We are topping the NPC Popularity poll!
Boo: *squeak*
Noober: Hi, I'm Noober...
Viconia: KILL!
Onyx: Now now, let's spare him for 400 XP.....I mean, um, paladin ethics, yeah....
Neela: I am a non-non-inept assassin! Time to attack a full party!
Minsc: Time to go Lenny on your hide!
Garrick: Can I be George?
Neela: Wait...that makes me...
Minsc: *throttle, neck-snap* ...Curly's wife!
Chapter 27:
NIMBUL: I am Death...
Jade: As you wish *kill*
Xzar: Not his fault. 'Twas a bard.
Jade: *reads Plot Scroll* Wow, we're working our way up the Iron Throne corporate ladder!
Kagain: It's almost like we have real jobs.
Jade: Soon this'll be SimIronCrisis.
Montaron: What will people do once they desire escaping from even virtual reality?
Xzar: SimSimCity.
Berrun Ghastkill: Here's your reward. By the way, your brother got paid 5 times as much for a one-encounter sidequest.
Jade: He WHAT?
Berrun Ghastkill: Hey, Keldath mayors a bigger town. The dude is loaded. I need to get me a garish temple and hang out with 4 nymphds all day....
Edwin: Go no further! I blah blah blah blah...
Jade: Huh? You have a demand and offer no reward?
Branwen: Psst....videogame logic, remember?
Jade: Oh right. If the other party can break the Rule of Six, so can we. Welcome aboard.
Edwin: I am an unfathomably intelligent blah blah blah....
Xzar: *I* have the neater soundset. Nya nya!
Chapter 28: The Plow and the Sword
Onyx: Where's the game plot!?!?!
Onyx: Technically, I guess finding that random ahnkeg plate is game plot.
Onyx: The only PC/NPC in this chapter is kinda lonely.
Onyx: *whistles, twiddles thumbs, plays a game of solitaire*
Onyx: HEY! I know what I can do...
Onyx: (you are reading this in the quote-and-reply box, aren't you?)
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Onyx: `·----·´
Chapter 29: Art Terminates Life
Prism: Alas! My blah blah blah...
Onyx: The statue is actually pretty lame and ugly, when you look at it. Looks more like an Easter Island head that the supposedly Hottest chick in the Realms.
Greyworlf: Halt! I too wish to fight you in 1-on-7 battle!
Viconia: *snicker*
Greywolf: Fear my shiny sword!
Viconia: Ooo, an extra point of cold damage, I'm scared...
Khalid: He *can* mop the floor with a low-level party
Garrick: Brave, brave Sir Garrick....
Onyx: Ne! I am the knight who says "A waste of my talent."
Jaheira: And one who got a hideously inappropriate Bhaalspawn power.
Onyx: BOO!
Greywolf: Who ya gonna call?
Onyx: Hurry up and give me that shiny sword!!!
Greywolf: Oh right, my bad. *dies*
Prism: Allow me to spare you a judicial dilemma. *dies*
Onyx: Garrick, right-click on my new sword.
Garrick: *click*
Chapter 30: A Boy and his...
Boy: Oh where, oh where has my little dog gone...
Edwin: What an idiot. He must be mistaking us for the good-deeds party.
Jade: You mean the reputation-point-moocher party.
Edwin: You forget, simian, I am programmed to dislike store discounts.
Jade: *installs Weimer Mod* Oh yeah?
Sendai & Co: We are Amnians who wish to pick a fight!
Jade: Bummer.
Sendai & Co: Don't take it personally. After the sequel, you'll know we're all just jackasses down there. Especially the robed ones.
Jade: Oh hey! That explains my new pal Edwin!
Edwin: Nay, barbarian, I am Thayvian.
Jade: Oh, right. The other foreign land full of robed jackasses.
Vax and Zal: We're joining Sendai's group to combine our pathetic encounters into a slightly less pathetic encounter.
Ruffie: Woof! Woof!
Boy: My doggie!
Jade: How cute!
Ruffie-Demon: NROGAH BU'SAAA GANO! (Infernal-common translation: Woof! Woof!)
#3 Guest_Rand Al'Tor_*
Posted 21 September 2003 - 01:39 AM
Chapters 21-30
Chapter 21: Half-Baked Half-Orc
Kobold Kommanos: Yip-yip! *shooting fire arrows*
Jade: OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! What'n the hells is you guys' THAC0??
Mulahey: Mulahey crush! Mulahey summon 12 allies from nowhere!
Xzar: And such paltry XP they grant.
Montaron: Aye, but the treasure's not so bad.
Xzar: Oh no! I can't scribe these scrollS!
BranwenL: Those are Plot Scrolls, silly.
Jade: How convenient. I guess they haven't invented 'This Message Will Self Destruct in 10 Seconds' yet.
Jade: *takes 2nd scroll, gets Chapter 3 voiceover* Wow, that was one funky trip.
Branwen: You really should lay off the lotus, sister.
Xzar: I *told* you the voices were real...
Branwen: You too. [/quote]
[quote] Chapter 22: Doom and Gloom
Xan: We're all doomed.
Xzar: A mage who can't cast Magic Missile, Stinking Cloud, Fireball, Ice Storm, of Cone of Cold?
Xan: We're all doomed.
Montaron: Aye, Xzar, our scribe played the Gold Box games and cast hardly anything else!
Xan: We're all doomed.
Xzar: Aw heck, even in *this* game evocation takes the limelight!
Xan: We're all doomed.
Dynaheir: Nya nya!
Xan: We're all doomed.
Xzar: What are you doing here, 2-opposition-schools-lamer? Not like your actual specialist school even matters...except for necrophilia jokes, of course.
Xan: We're all doomed.
Jade: A special SWORD for a MAGE? What the hell kind of special ability is that?
Xan: We're all doomed.
Kagain: Nice char sheet, long-ears. Gotta love how your CON 7 may as well be 14 in 2e.
Xan: We're all d-
Montaron *stabbity-stab* [/quote]
That's Montaron...
[uote] Chapter 23: Chicken'n'Cyric
Onyx: Surely appearing in a reposted 'shortstory' is a violation of paladinic ethics.
Jaheira: Or Harper protocol...
Viconia: Sharran doctrine...
Imoen: Umm....thieves' code?
Melicamp: *cluck* don't kill me! No XP or treasure! *cluck*
Onyx: (Golly gee willickers, I'm a sucker for good deeds.) Aw shucks gang, let's help the poor li'l feller out!
Viconia: Ok. *stuffs Melicamp into bucket of KFC* Mmmm...tastes like...
Onyx: Chicken?
Viconia: Well, yeah.
Onyx: Hey look Viccy, we get to fight a Cyricist cleric too!
Viconia: And trigger-happy skelies! *mashing her Turn button* Dangit, I told you we should have leveled up! Your Turn button isn't even active yet!
Onyx: I told ya you couldn't press my buttons!
All: *groan*
Bassilus: Hurh! Hurh! Hurh! Why are you pretending the 'father' thing was your idea?
Onyx: Because I'm not planning to leave any witnesses to the contrary. *smite* Who's your daddy?
All: *groan* [/quote]
^ what they said.
[quote] Chapter 24: Magic Most Fowl
Flesh Golem: Me want skin!
Viconia: *still holding KFC bucket* I prefer it skinless, actually. Gotta keep my slim figure.
Thanaltyr: Dang I have a lot of dialogue.
Onyx: Hurry up and give me my rep point, old man!
Thanaltyr: My, you're as altruistic a paladin as my student is a wise wizard.
Jaheira: *ahem* Intelligent.
Thanaltyr: I can't resist Tolkein's alliteration, sorry. His work does pass the time here at the High Hedge nicely. I can only watch my spinning blue magicy-thing so long before I go vomit.
Viconia: Ah, that explains your constructs...
Flesh Golem: Me was once master's ribeye steak! [/quote]
NOT gonna think about it.
[quote]
Chapter 27:
NIMBUL: I am Death...
Jade: As you wish *kill*
Xzar: Not his fault. 'Twas a bard.
Jade: *reads Plot Scroll* Wow, we're working our way up the Iron Throne corporate ladder!
Kagain: It's almost like we have real jobs.
Jade: Soon this'll be SimIronCrisis.
Montaron: What will people do once they desire escaping from even virtual reality?
Xzar: SimSimCity.
Berrun Ghastkill: Here's your reward. By the way, your brother got paid 5 times as much for a one-encounter sidequest.
Jade: He WHAT?
Berrun Ghastkill: Hey, Keldath mayors a bigger town. The dude is loaded. I need to get me a garish temple and hang out with 4 nymphds all day....
Edwin: Go no further! I blah blah blah blah...
Jade: Huh? You have a demand and offer no reward?
Branwen: Psst....videogame logic, remember?
Jade: Oh right. If the other party can break the Rule of Six, so can we. Welcome aboard.
Edwin: I am an unfathomably intelligent blah blah blah....
One needs to get his priorities straight.Xzar: *I* have the neater soundset. Nya nya! [/quote]
[quote]
Chapter 28: The Plow and the Sword
Onyx: Where's the game plot!?!?!
Onyx: Technically, I guess finding that random ahnkeg plate is game plot.
Onyx: The only PC/NPC in this chapter is kinda lonely.
Onyx: *whistles, twiddles thumbs, plays a game of solitaire*
Onyx: HEY! I know what I can do...
Onyx: (you are reading this in the quote-and-reply box, aren't you?)
Onyx: ¸,.-·.
Onyx: ¸.-·´¨ ¸.· ´ ¸,.-··,
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Onyx: `·----·´
[/quote]
oooh... neat.
[quote]Chapter 29: Art Terminates Life
Prism: Alas! My blah blah blah...
Onyx: The statue is actually pretty lame and ugly, when you look at it. Looks more like an Easter Island head that the supposedly Hottest chick in the Realms.
Greyworlf: Halt! I too wish to fight you in 1-on-7 battle!
Viconia: *snicker*
Greywolf: Fear my shiny sword!
Viconia: Ooo, an extra point of cold damage, I'm scared...
Khalid: He *can* mop the floor with a low-level party
Garrick: Brave, brave Sir Garrick....
Onyx: Ne! I am the knight who says "A waste of my talent."
Jaheira: And one who got a hideously inappropriate Bhaalspawn power.
Onyx: BOO!
Greywolf: Who ya gonna call?
Onyx: Hurry up and give me that shiny sword!!!
Greywolf: Oh right, my bad. *dies*
Prism: Allow me to spare you a judicial dilemma. *dies*
Onyx: Garrick, right-click on my new sword.
Garrick: *click*
[/quote]
[quote] Chapter 30: A Boy and his...
Boy: Oh where, oh where has my little dog gone...
Edwin: What an idiot. He must be mistaking us for the good-deeds party.
Jade: You mean the reputation-point-moocher party.
Edwin: You forget, simian, I am programmed to dislike store discounts.
Jade: *installs Weimer Mod* Oh yeah?
Sendai & Co: We are Amnians who wish to pick a fight!
Jade: Bummer.
Sendai & Co: Don't take it personally. After the sequel, you'll know we're all just jackasses down there. Especially the robed ones.
Jade: Oh hey! That explains my new pal Edwin!
Edwin: Nay, barbarian, I am Thayvian.
Jade: Oh, right. The other foreign land full of robed jackasses.
Vax and Zal: We're joining Sendai's group to combine our pathetic encounters into a slightly less pathetic encounter.
Ruffie: Woof! Woof!
Boy: My doggie!
Jade: How cute!
Ruffie-Demon: NROGAH BU'SAAA GANO! (Infernal-common translation: Woof! Woof!)[/quote]
Heh, Great... Can't wait for the next ten chapters to pass.
#4
Posted 21 September 2003 - 03:48 PM
Baldur's Gate/Off: The Cliff Notes
Oooh, I love these.
Chapter 21: Half-Baked Half-Orc
Kobold Kommanos: Yip-yip! *shooting fire arrows*
Jade: OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! What'n the hells is you guys' THAC0??
Higher (or is that lower) than yours!
Mulahey: Mulahey crush! Mulahey summon 12 allies from nowhere!
Maybe they were stored in a secret compartment of his cigarette lighter.
Jade: *takes 2nd scroll, gets Chapter 3 voiceover* Wow, that was one funky trip.
Branwen: You really should lay off the lotus, sister.
Bad trip, dude.
Xzar: A mage who can't cast Magic Missile, Stinking Cloud, Fireball, Ice Storm, of Cone of Cold?
Ah, but that was before I applied Gatekeeper.
Xan: We're all doomed.
Montaron: Aye, Xzar, our scribe played the Gold Box games and cast hardly anything else!
Hmm, Gold Box. That was a long time ago. I remember only really getting into Menzoberranzan, though.
Xzar: What are you doing here, 2-opposition-schools-lamer? Not like your actual specialist school even matters...except for necrophilia jokes, of course.
Xan: We're all doomed.
Jade: A special SWORD for a MAGE? What the hell kind of special ability is that?
Moonblade! Actually, it's coded as a dagger.
Xan: We're all doomed.
Kagain: Nice char sheet, long-ears. Gotta love how your CON 7 may as well be 14 in 2e.
LOL! Good point. But I have to admit I prefer 2E to 3E. Mostly because I find 2E less confusing and math-ridden.
Melicamp: *cluck* don't kill me! No XP or treasure! *cluck*
But two delicious drumsticks!
Viconia: And trigger-happy skelies! *mashing her Turn button* Dangit, I told you we should have leveled up! Your Turn button isn't even active yet!
D'oh!
Onyx: I told ya you couldn't press my buttons!
All: *groan*
*groans and shoots a rubberband in Onyx's direction*
Chapter 24: Magic Most Fowl
Flesh Golem: Me want skin!
Viconia: *still holding KFC bucket* I prefer it skinless, actually. Gotta keep my slim figure.
*snicker* Good thing elves don't get fat easily.
Chapter 25: Sand, Iron, Blood Slime
The Amazons: Halt! Behold some non-inept assassins.
Jade: I respect you. And thanks for spouting a plot point instead of lame poetry before you die. *killkillkillkill* Now I know I am related to the game plot!
LOL!
Xzar: *swipes dagger, monster summoning wand, etc.*
Jade: Funny, I even have Angelina Jolie's lips.
You wish!
Viconia: KILL!
Woohoo!
Onyx: Now now, let's spare him for 400 XP.....I mean, um, paladin ethics, yeah....
Neela: I am a non-non-inept assassin! Time to attack a full party!
Minsc: Time to go Lenny on your hide!
Garrick: Can I be George?
Tell me about tha rabbitsssss?
[b]Chapter 27:
NIMBUL: I am Death...
Jade: As you wish *kill*
I hope he didn't mean to say 'deaf' and got the word wrong by mistake.
Jade: Soon this'll be SimIronCrisis.
*groans* Another 'The Sims' Expansion set? *sigh* Such a waste of perfectly good CD-roms that could have been used for GOOD games instead.
Xzar: SimSimCity.
Simulating at simulating a city?
Reminds of the joke in Space Quest 4 : Sim sim! A simulated enviroment in which you can built a simulated enviroment in which you can built a simulated enviroment in which you can built a simulated enviroment in which you can built a simulated enviroment in which you can built a simulated enviroment... etc.
Onyx: (you are reading this in the quote-and-reply box, aren't you?)
Actually, no, so I first felt weird and confused.
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Onyx: .' .' .·´ .' .·´ .·´ . ´.'
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Onyx: `·----·´
Wow! That was amazing! Can you do Daffy Duck too?
Onyx: The statue is actually pretty lame and ugly, when you look at it. Looks more like an Easter Island head that the supposedly Hottest chick in the Realms.
I thought that was Viconia, not Ellesime.?
Sendai & Co: We are Amnians who wish to pick a fight!
Jade: Bummer.
Sendai & Co: Don't take it personally. After the sequel, you'll know we're all just jackasses down there. Especially the robed ones.
LOL!
Boy: My doggie!
Jade: How cute!
Ruffie-Demon: NROGAH BU'SAAA GANO! (Infernal-common translation: Woof! Woof!)
LOL! Great stuff,
---Weyoun
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Sith Warrior - Master, I can sense your anger.
Darth Baras - A blind, comotose lobotomy-patient could sense my anger!
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"The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds" - James Randi
#5 Guest_The Blue Sorceress_*
Posted 22 September 2003 - 04:05 AM
Chapter 22: Doom and Gloom
Xan: We're all doomed.
That's my favorite quite of his. That and "Life is so hollow."
Xzar: A mage who can't cast Magic Missile, Stinking Cloud, Fireball, Ice Storm, of Cone of Cold?
Jade: A special SWORD for a MAGE? What the hell kind of special ability is that?
It's an elf thing. Wizard is their favord multi-class, dontch know, so of course the wizards get the best stuff.
Onyx: Surely appearing in a reposted 'shortstory' is a violation of paladinic ethics.
Only if it was bad.
Onyx: I told ya you couldn't press my buttons!
*stabs Onyx*
Onyx: Because I'm not planning to leave any witnesses to the contrary. *smite* Who's your daddy?
*Stabs Onyx again*
Thanaltyr: I can't resist Tolkein's alliteration, sorry. His work does pass the time here at the High Hedge nicely. I can only watch my spinning blue magicy-thing so long before I go vomit.
Heehee... it makes his insides go splodie...
Flesh Golem: Me was once master's ribeye steak!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!
The Amazons: Halt! Behold some non-inept assassins.
That, madam, is an oxymoron.
Jade: Oops. Right.
Narciullicus Harwilliger Need: Behold my frightening name and jellies!
Mostly though I'm scared of his name. It's awfully long. *insert phallic joke here*
Onyx: Now now, let's spare him for 400 XP.....I mean, um, paladin ethics, yeah....
Uh-huh... and I'm the Queen of France. (wouldn't *that* be cool?)
Edwin: I am an unfathomably intelligent blah blah blah....
*snicker*
Onyx: (you are reading this in the quote-and-reply box, aren't you?)
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Holy crap! Bugs bunny is going to *eat* me.
Chapter 29: Art Terminates Life
Khalid: He *can* mop the floor with a low-level party
Ah Khalid, always the practical one.
Onyx: Ne! I am the knight who says "A waste of my talent."
"We are the knights who say 'Nee!'"
Onyx: Garrick, right-click on my new sword.
Garrick: *click*
LOL
Edwin: What an idiot. He must be mistaking us for the good-deeds party.
Oh, I'm sure that's not the case. Not with you running around in clothes that scream "I'm a Red Wizard of Thay! Whee!"
Jade: Oh, right. The other foreign land full of robed jackasses.
Heh... Amn is actually full of penny-pinching jackasses, mostly.
Ruffie-Demon: NROGAH BU'SAAA GANO! (Infernal-common translation: Woof! Woof!)
IT SPEAKS IN TONGUES! AHHHHH!!!!
I love these things.
-Blue
#7 Guest_Oryx_*
Posted 22 September 2003 - 08:31 AM
Baldur's Gate/Off: The Cliff Notes
Oooh, I love these.
There will be a quiz! Actually, I doubt it, but I just wanted to scare ya. boo!
Jade: OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! What'n the hells is you guys' THAC0??
Higher (or is that lower) than yours!
Lower, in 2e
Mulahey: Mulahey crush! Mulahey summon 12 allies from nowhere!
Maybe they were stored in a secret compartment of his cigarette lighter.
I should have had Mulahey smoking...yeah...
This is Your Brain on Cyric *and* Drugs
Jade: *takes 2nd scroll, gets Chapter 3 voiceover* Wow, that was one funky trip.
Branwen: You really should lay off the lotus, sister.
Bad trip, dude.
Bogus...
Xzar: A mage who can't cast Magic Missile, Stinking Cloud, Fireball, Ice Storm, of Cone of Cold?
Ah, but that was before I applied Gatekeeper.
You let him cast his opposition school!!! Tsk tsk!
Xan: We're all doomed.
Montaron: Aye, Xzar, our scribe played the Gold Box games and cast hardly anything else!
Hmm, Gold Box. That was a long time ago. I remember only really getting into Menzoberranzan, though.
*giggles* I shoulda guessed
Jade: A special SWORD for a MAGE? What the hell kind of special ability is that?
Moonblade! Actually, it's coded as a dagger.
Hah! I knew it! Dual him to thief and let him backstab!!! Oh wait, he's an elf...and would need Dex 17 !@#$#!@##
Xan: We're all doomed.
Kagain: Nice char sheet, long-ears. Gotta love how your CON 7 may as well be 14 in 2e.
LOL! Good point. But I have to admit I prefer 2E to 3E. Mostly because I find 2E less confusing and math-ridden.
I disagree. The math just makes more sense
Melicamp: *cluck* don't kill me! No XP or treasure! *cluck*
But two delicious drumsticks!
Viconia agrees
*groans and shoots a rubberband in Onyx's direction*
*metallic dink*
Chapter 24: Magic Most Fowl
Flesh Golem: Me want skin!
Viconia: *still holding KFC bucket* I prefer it skinless, actually. Gotta keep my slim figure.
*snicker* Good thing elves don't get fat easily.
Heehee....I'll bet she eats like a pig, actually, just to make the human wimmins jealous...
Jade: Funny, I even have Angelina Jolie's lips.
You wish!
Check her portrait in the Cellar Novellas
Minsc: Time to go Lenny on your hide!
Garrick: Can I be George?
Tell me about tha rabbitsssss?
*shoots in back of head*
[b]Chapter 27:
NIMBUL: I am Death...
Jade: As you wish *kill*
I hope he didn't mean to say 'deaf' and got the word wrong by mistake.
Hah!!! Oops, shoulda just hit him in the ears!
Jade: Soon this'll be SimIronCrisis.
*groans* Another 'The Sims' Expansion set? *sigh* Such a waste of perfectly good CD-roms that could have been used for GOOD games instead.
Xzar: SimSimCity.
Simulating at simulating a city?
Reminds of the joke in Space Quest 4 : Sim sim! A simulated enviroment in which you can built a simulated enviroment in which you can built a simulated enviroment in which you can built a simulated enviroment in which you can built a simulated enviroment in which you can built a simulated enviroment... etc.
heh
Virtual Virutal Virtual ~ ....Virtrual Reality
what about once it goes bottomless?
Onyx: (you are reading this in the quote-and-reply box, aren't you?)
Actually, no, so I first felt weird and confused.
I blame the wascaly wabbit
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Wow! That was amazing! Can you do Daffy Duck too?
Sweet, ain't it?
hmmm, he wasn't in the set that I found, but they did have the Little Mermaid
Onyx: The statue is actually pretty lame and ugly, when you look at it. Looks more like an Easter Island head that the supposedly Hottest chick in the Realms.
I thought that was Viconia, not Ellesime.?
Hence the 'supposedly', y'see....
What they need is a Viconia/Ellesime jello-wrestling match, ending with the Fatality of the latter
LOL! Great stuff,
---Weyoun
#8 Guest_Oryx_*
Posted 22 September 2003 - 08:39 AM
Chapter 22: Doom and Gloom
Xan: We're all doomed.
That's my favorite quite of his. That and "Life is so hollow."
Montaron: I'll hollow out yer skull if ye don't shaddap, elf!
*jots note*
Xzar: A mage who can't cast Magic Missile, Stinking Cloud, Fireball, Ice Storm, of Cone of Cold?
Jade: A special SWORD for a MAGE? What the hell kind of special ability is that?
It's an elf thing. Wizard is their favord multi-class, dontch know, so of course the wizards get the best stuff.
Figures....but couldn't have had asked for, I dunno, a ring or something? Something that could be used without putting him in MELEE!
Onyx: Surely appearing in a reposted 'shortstory' is a violation of paladinic ethics.
Only if it was bad.
Onyx: I told ya you couldn't press my buttons!
*stabs Onyx*
BM: Stabbity-Stab!
Ftr: I LEIK SORDS!!
The Fighter / Black Mage interaction is just classic, ain't it? Evil shall triumph because good is dumb, and so many other layers of reference / meaning...I need to get them both in my avatar.
Also, next time Onyx and Xzar cross paths, I HAVE to do a Fighter/BM reference.
Flesh Golem: Me was once master's ribeye steak!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!
The Amazons: Halt! Behold some non-inept assassins.
That, madam, is an oxymoron.
too true
Jade: Oops. Right.
Narciullicus Harwilliger Need: Behold my frightening name and jellies!
Mostly though I'm scared of his name. It's awfully long. *insert phallic joke here*
Mmmmm....
Onyx: Now now, let's spare him for 400 XP.....I mean, um, paladin ethics, yeah....
Uh-huh... and I'm the Queen of France. (wouldn't *that* be cool?)
*busts out laughing*
That was too funny, somehow. So genuine. Yes, it would be. Esp. if I were King of England and could like, invade and stuff. Yeah.
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Holy crap! Bugs bunny is going to *eat* me.
Do you have a Carrot Figure? Nevermind, impolite...
The Giant Disembodied Floating Head of Bugs Bunny.....it *is* scary, somehow
Khalid: He *can* mop the floor with a low-level party
Ah Khalid, always the practical one.
it's the better part of valor, after all
Onyx: Ne! I am the knight who says "A waste of my talent."
"We are the knights who say 'Nee!'"
Edwin: What an idiot. He must be mistaking us for the good-deeds party.
Oh, I'm sure that's not the case. Not with you running around in clothes that scream "I'm a Red Wizard of Thay! Whee!"
HAR!! Xzar or someone has to say that...
Jade: Oh, right. The other foreign land full of robed jackasses.
Heh... Amn is actually full of penny-pinching jackasses, mostly.
Mmm, true
Ruffie-Demon: NROGAH BU'SAAA GANO! (Infernal-common translation: Woof! Woof!)
IT SPEAKS IN TONGUES! AHHHHH!!!!
Cujo....
I love these things.
-Blue
#9 Guest_Hunter_*
Posted 24 September 2003 - 01:09 PM
Kobold Kommanos: Yip-yip! *shooting fire arrows*
Harmless little buggers.
Chapter 22: Doom and Gloom
Xan: We're all doomed.
Xzar: A mage who can't cast Magic Missile, Stinking Cloud, Fireball, Ice Storm, of Cone of Cold?
You call that a mage? I call it a joke.
Montaron: Aye, Xzar, our scribe played the Gold Box games and cast hardly anything else!
You bought the collecters version?
Jade: A special SWORD for a MAGE? What the hell kind of special ability is that?
Who would use a mage in the frontlines anyway?
Xan: We're all doomed.
Kagain: Nice char sheet, long-ears. Gotta love how your CON 7 may as well be 14 in 2e.
Did bg1 use 1'st edition rules?
Onyx: Surely appearing in a reposted 'shortstory' is a violation of paladinic ethics.
Oh shut up!
Jaheira: Or Harper protocol...
Who cares?
Onyx: (Golly gee willickers, I'm a sucker for good deeds.) Aw shucks gang, let's help the poor li'l feller out!
Viconia: Ok. *stuffs Melicamp into bucket of KFC* Mmmm...tastes like...
Onyx: Chicken?
Chapter 24: Magic Most Fowl
Flesh Golem: Me want skin!
Viconia: *still holding KFC bucket* I prefer it skinless, actually. Gotta keep my slim figure.
I wiew KFC in the same light as McD.
Thanaltyr: Dang I have a lot of dialogue.
Onyx: Hurry up and give me my rep point, old man!
Thers' nothing like twenty rep.
Thanaltyr: My, you're as altruistic a paladin as my student is a wise wizard.
If only i knew what altruistic means.
The Amazons: Halt! Behold some non-inept assassins.
NON?????? Impossible.
Revenant: Casper can't come out to play.
I hate him! I HATE HIM!!!!!
Jade: Time to play tomb raider!
Even If only to see lare crofts backside.
Xzar: *swipes dagger, monster summoning wand, etc.*
Jade: Funny, I even have Angelina Jolie's lips.
The seconf movie was better than the first.
Neela: I am a non-non-inept assassin! Time to attack a full party!
But that must mean that she is an inept assassin.
Montaron: What will people do once they desire escaping from even virtual reality?
Go back to real life?
Berrun Ghastkill: Hey, Keldath mayors a bigger town. The dude is loaded. I need to get me a garish temple and hang out with 4 nymphds all day....
That sounds liek an absolutely cool job.
Edwin: Go no further! I blah blah blah blah...
DIE!
Onyx: Where's the game plot!?!?!
only bioware knows.
Onyx: Technically, I guess finding that random ahnkeg plate is game plot.
More likely one of the programmers who thought the game was too difficult.
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NICE! Long did it take you to make it? (or did you just cut and paste?)
Onyx: BOO!
Greywolf: Who ya gonna call?
Where's slimer.
Boy: Oh where, oh where has my little dog gone...
Edwin: What an idiot. He must be mistaking us for the good-deeds party.
Jade has been behaving pretty friendly until now.
Jade: You mean the reputation-point-moocher party.
Edwin: You forget, simian, I am programmed to dislike store discounts.
You mean you're programmed to be an idiot, edwin?
Jade: *installs Weimer Mod* Oh yeah?
That's for bg2.
Edwin: Nay, barbarian, I am Thayvian.
That explains a lot.
Jade: Oh, right. The other foreign land full of robed jackasses.
If they're all like edwin, it's a miracle that they haven't been destoyed yet.
Hunter
#10 Guest_Oryx_*
Posted 25 September 2003 - 08:38 PM
Kobold Kommanos: Yip-yip! *shooting fire arrows*
Harmless little buggers.
I disagree! they hurt!
Chapter 22: Doom and Gloom
Xan: We're all doomed.
Xzar: A mage who can't cast Magic Missile, Stinking Cloud, Fireball, Ice Storm, of Cone of Cold?
You call that a mage? I call it a joke.
Montaron: Aye, Xzar, our scribe played the Gold Box games and cast hardly anything else!
You bought the collecters version?
Yep. 9-in-1
Jade: A special SWORD for a MAGE? What the hell kind of special ability is that?
Who would use a mage in the frontlines anyway?
exactly
Xan: We're all doomed.
Kagain: Nice char sheet, long-ears. Gotta love how your CON 7 may as well be 14 in 2e.
Did bg1 use 1'st edition rules?
I've no idea...
Onyx: Surely appearing in a reposted 'shortstory' is a violation of paladinic ethics.
Oh shut up!
Jaheira: Or Harper protocol...
Who cares?
Onyx: (Golly gee willickers, I'm a sucker for good deeds.) Aw shucks gang, let's help the poor li'l feller out!
Viconia: Ok. *stuffs Melicamp into bucket of KFC* Mmmm...tastes like...
Onyx: Chicken?
Chapter 24: Magic Most Fowl
Flesh Golem: Me want skin!
Viconia: *still holding KFC bucket* I prefer it skinless, actually. Gotta keep my slim figure.
I wiew KFC in the same light as McD.
sure
Thanaltyr: Dang I have a lot of dialogue.
Onyx: Hurry up and give me my rep point, old man!
Thers' nothing like twenty rep.
Half-price special!
Thanaltyr: My, you're as altruistic a paladin as my student is a wise wizard.
If only i knew what altruistic means.
acting for others' good
The Amazons: Halt! Behold some non-inept assassins.
NON?????? Impossible.
Revenant: Casper can't come out to play.
I hate him! I HATE HIM!!!!!
lol
Jade: Time to play tomb raider!
Even If only to see lare crofts backside.
heh
Xzar: *swipes dagger, monster summoning wand, etc.*
Jade: Funny, I even have Angelina Jolie's lips.
The seconf movie was better than the first.
Are you kidding? 2 was HORRIBLE!
Neela: I am a non-non-inept assassin! Time to attack a full party!
But that must mean that she is an inept assassin.
Montaron: What will people do once they desire escaping from even virtual reality?
Go back to real life?
Berrun Ghastkill: Hey, Keldath mayors a bigger town. The dude is loaded. I need to get me a garish temple and hang out with 4 nymphds all day....
That sounds liek an absolutely cool job.
Edwin: Go no further! I blah blah blah blah...
DIE!
Onyx: Where's the game plot!?!?!
only bioware knows.
Onyx: Technically, I guess finding that random ahnkeg plate is game plot.
More likely one of the programmers who thought the game was too difficult.
LOL
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Onyx: `·----·´
NICE! Long did it take you to make it? (or did you just cut and paste?)
yeah, I stole....
Onyx: BOO!
Greywolf: Who ya gonna call?
Where's slimer.
lol
Boy: Oh where, oh where has my little dog gone...
Edwin: What an idiot. He must be mistaking us for the good-deeds party.
Jade has been behaving pretty friendly until now.
mmm, yeah, kinda....but not much for the micro-quests
Jade: You mean the reputation-point-moocher party.
Edwin: You forget, simian, I am programmed to dislike store discounts.
You mean you're programmed to be an idiot, edwin?
Jade: *installs Weimer Mod* Oh yeah?
That's for bg2.
There's one for BG1. At least, I *think* it was Wiemer's....
Edwin: Nay, barbarian, I am Thayvian.
That explains a lot.
Jade: Oh, right. The other foreign land full of robed jackasses.
If they're all like edwin, it's a miracle that they haven't been destoyed yet.
LOL
Hunter
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