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#1 Guest_Oryx_*

Posted 21 September 2003 - 12:55 AM

Baldur's Gate/Off: The Cliff Notes

Chapters 21-30





Chapter 21: Half-Baked Half-Orc

Kobold Kommanos: Yip-yip! *shooting fire arrows*

Jade: OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! What'n the hells is you guys' THAC0??

Mulahey: Mulahey crush! Mulahey summon 12 allies from nowhere!

Xzar: And such paltry XP they grant.

Montaron: Aye, but the treasure's not so bad.

Xzar: Oh no! I can't scribe these scrollS!

BranwenL: Those are Plot Scrolls, silly.

Jade: How convenient. I guess they haven't invented 'This Message Will Self Destruct in 10 Seconds' yet.

Jade: *takes 2nd scroll, gets Chapter 3 voiceover* Wow, that was one funky trip.

Branwen: You really should lay off the lotus, sister.

Xzar: I *told* you the voices were real...

Branwen: You too.



Chapter 22: Doom and Gloom

Xan: We're all doomed.

Xzar: A mage who can't cast Magic Missile, Stinking Cloud, Fireball, Ice Storm, of Cone of Cold?

Xan: We're all doomed.

Montaron: Aye, Xzar, our scribe played the Gold Box games and cast hardly anything else!

Xan: We're all doomed.

Xzar: Aw heck, even in *this* game evocation takes the limelight!

Xan: We're all doomed.

Dynaheir: Nya nya!

Xan: We're all doomed.

Xzar: What are you doing here, 2-opposition-schools-lamer? Not like your actual specialist school even matters...except for necrophilia jokes, of course.

Xan: We're all doomed.

Jade: A special SWORD for a MAGE? What the hell kind of special ability is that?

Xan: We're all doomed.

Kagain: Nice char sheet, long-ears. Gotta love how your CON 7 may as well be 14 in 2e.

Xan: We're all d-

Montaron *stabbity-stab*



Chapter 23: Chicken'n'Cyric

Onyx: Surely appearing in a reposted 'shortstory' is a violation of paladinic ethics.

Jaheira: Or Harper protocol...

Viconia: Sharran doctrine...

Imoen: Umm....thieves' code?

Melicamp: *cluck* don't kill me! No XP or treasure! *cluck*

Onyx: (Golly gee willickers, I'm a sucker for good deeds.) Aw shucks gang, let's help the poor li'l feller out!

Viconia: Ok. *stuffs Melicamp into bucket of KFC* Mmmm...tastes like...

Onyx: Chicken?

Viconia: Well, yeah.

Onyx: Hey look Viccy, we get to fight a Cyricist cleric too!

Viconia: And trigger-happy skelies! *mashing her Turn button* Dangit, I told you we should have leveled up! Your Turn button isn't even active yet!

Onyx: I told ya you couldn't press my buttons!

All: *groan*

Bassilus: Hurh! Hurh! Hurh! Why are you pretending the 'father' thing was your idea?

Onyx: Because I'm not planning to leave any witnesses to the contrary. *smite* Who's your daddy?

All: *groan*



Chapter 24: Magic Most Fowl

Flesh Golem: Me want skin!

Viconia: *still holding KFC bucket* I prefer it skinless, actually. Gotta keep my slim figure.

Thanaltyr: Dang I have a lot of dialogue.

Onyx: Hurry up and give me my rep point, old man!

Thanaltyr: My, you're as altruistic a paladin as my student is a wise wizard.

Jaheira: *ahem* Intelligent.

Thanaltyr: I can't resist Tolkein's alliteration, sorry. His work does pass the time here at the High Hedge nicely. I can only watch my spinning blue magicy-thing so long before I go vomit.

Viconia: Ah, that explains your constructs...

Flesh Golem: Me was once master's ribeye steak!



Chapter 25: Sand, Iron, Blood Slime

The Amazons: Halt! Behold some non-inept assassins.

Jade: I respect you. And thanks for spouting a plot point instead of lame poetry before you die. *killkillkillkill* Now I know I am related to the game plot!

Branwen: DUH! I coulda told you that. Videogame logic, sister.

Jade: Oops. Right.

Narciullicus Harwilliger Need: Behold my frightening name and jellies!

Xzar: Now, you really should have added peanut butter as a material component.

Narciullicus Harwilliger Need: Nah, these are just to go on toast.

Xzar: Mmmm. Picnic-time?

Narciullicus Harwilliger Need: My treat. Here are some evocation scrolls you won't have to fight over Xan with:

Xan: All is gloom....

Revenant: Casper can't come out to play.

Jade: Time to play tomb raider!

Xzar: *swipes dagger, monster summoning wand, etc.*

Jade: Funny, I even have Angelina Jolie's lips.



Chapter 26: Of Mice and Minsc

Minsc: Look, Boo! We are topping the NPC Popularity poll!

Boo: *squeak*

Noober: Hi, I'm Noober...

Viconia: KILL!

Onyx: Now now, let's spare him for 400 XP.....I mean, um, paladin ethics, yeah....

Neela: I am a non-non-inept assassin! Time to attack a full party!

Minsc: Time to go Lenny on your hide!

Garrick: Can I be George?

Neela: Wait...that makes me...

Minsc: *throttle, neck-snap* ...Curly's wife!



Chapter 27:

NIMBUL: I am Death...

Jade: As you wish *kill*

Xzar: Not his fault. 'Twas a bard.

Jade: *reads Plot Scroll* Wow, we're working our way up the Iron Throne corporate ladder!

Kagain: It's almost like we have real jobs.

Jade: Soon this'll be SimIronCrisis.

Montaron: What will people do once they desire escaping from even virtual reality?

Xzar: SimSimCity.

Berrun Ghastkill: Here's your reward. By the way, your brother got paid 5 times as much for a one-encounter sidequest.

Jade: He WHAT?

Berrun Ghastkill: Hey, Keldath mayors a bigger town. The dude is loaded. I need to get me a garish temple and hang out with 4 nymphds all day....

Edwin: Go no further! I blah blah blah blah...

Jade: Huh? You have a demand and offer no reward?

Branwen: Psst....videogame logic, remember?

Jade: Oh right. If the other party can break the Rule of Six, so can we. Welcome aboard.

Edwin: I am an unfathomably intelligent blah blah blah....

Xzar: *I* have the neater soundset. Nya nya!



Chapter 28: The Plow and the Sword

Onyx: Where's the game plot!?!?!

Onyx: Technically, I guess finding that random ahnkeg plate is game plot.

Onyx: The only PC/NPC in this chapter is kinda lonely.

Onyx: *whistles, twiddles thumbs, plays a game of solitaire*

Onyx: HEY! I know what I can do...

Onyx: (you are reading this in the quote-and-reply box, aren't you?)

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Onyx: `·----·´



Chapter 29: Art Terminates Life

Prism: Alas! My blah blah blah...

Onyx: The statue is actually pretty lame and ugly, when you look at it. Looks more like an Easter Island head that the supposedly Hottest chick in the Realms.

Greyworlf: Halt! I too wish to fight you in 1-on-7 battle!

Viconia: *snicker*

Greywolf: Fear my shiny sword!

Viconia: Ooo, an extra point of cold damage, I'm scared...

Khalid: He *can* mop the floor with a low-level party

Garrick: Brave, brave Sir Garrick....

Onyx: Ne! I am the knight who says "A waste of my talent."

Jaheira: And one who got a hideously inappropriate Bhaalspawn power.                              

Onyx: BOO!

Greywolf: Who ya gonna call?

Onyx: Hurry up and give me that shiny sword!!!

Greywolf: Oh right, my bad. *dies*

Prism: Allow me to spare you a judicial dilemma. *dies*

Onyx: Garrick, right-click on my new sword.

Garrick: *click*



Chapter 30: A Boy and his...

Boy: Oh where, oh where has my little dog gone...

Edwin: What an idiot. He must be mistaking us for the good-deeds party.

Jade: You mean the reputation-point-moocher party.

Edwin: You forget, simian, I am programmed to dislike store discounts.

Jade: *installs Weimer Mod* Oh yeah?

Sendai & Co: We are Amnians who wish to pick a fight!

Jade: Bummer.

Sendai & Co: Don't take it personally. After the sequel, you'll know we're all just jackasses down there. Especially the robed ones.

Jade: Oh hey! That explains my new pal Edwin!

Edwin: Nay, barbarian, I am Thayvian.

Jade: Oh, right. The other foreign land full of robed jackasses.

Vax and Zal: We're joining Sendai's group to combine our pathetic encounters into a slightly less pathetic encounter.

Ruffie: Woof! Woof!

Boy: My doggie!

Jade: How cute!

Ruffie-Demon: NROGAH BU'SAAA GANO! (Infernal-common translation: Woof! Woof!)

#2 Guest_Oryx_*

Posted 21 September 2003 - 12:57 AM

Pay no attention to the man behind this curtain.

#3 Guest_Rand Al'Tor_*

Posted 21 September 2003 - 01:39 AM

[quote]Baldur's Gate/Off: The Cliff Notes

Chapters 21-30





Chapter 21: Half-Baked Half-Orc

Kobold Kommanos: Yip-yip! *shooting fire arrows*

Jade: OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! What'n the hells is you guys' THAC0??

Mulahey: Mulahey crush! Mulahey summon 12 allies from nowhere!

Xzar: And such paltry XP they grant.

Montaron: Aye, but the treasure's not so bad.

Xzar: Oh no! I can't scribe these scrollS!

BranwenL: Those are Plot Scrolls, silly.

Jade: How convenient. I guess they haven't invented 'This Message Will Self Destruct in 10 Seconds' yet.

Jade: *takes 2nd scroll, gets Chapter 3 voiceover* Wow, that was one funky trip.

Branwen: You really should lay off the lotus, sister.

Xzar: I *told* you the voices were real...

Branwen: You too. [/quote]

:D


[quote] Chapter 22: Doom and Gloom

Xan: We're all doomed.

Xzar: A mage who can't cast Magic Missile, Stinking Cloud, Fireball, Ice Storm, of Cone of Cold?

Xan: We're all doomed.

Montaron: Aye, Xzar, our scribe played the Gold Box games and cast hardly anything else!

Xan: We're all doomed.

Xzar: Aw heck, even in *this* game evocation takes the limelight!

Xan: We're all doomed.

Dynaheir: Nya nya!

Xan: We're all doomed.

Xzar: What are you doing here, 2-opposition-schools-lamer? Not like your actual specialist school even matters...except for necrophilia jokes, of course.

Xan: We're all doomed.

Jade: A special SWORD for a MAGE? What the hell kind of special ability is that?

Xan: We're all doomed.

Kagain: Nice char sheet, long-ears. Gotta love how your CON 7 may as well be 14 in 2e.

Xan: We're all d-

Montaron *stabbity-stab* [/quote]

That's Montaron... :D



[uote] Chapter 23: Chicken'n'Cyric

Onyx: Surely appearing in a reposted 'shortstory' is a violation of paladinic ethics.

Jaheira: Or Harper protocol...

Viconia: Sharran doctrine...

Imoen: Umm....thieves' code?

Melicamp: *cluck* don't kill me! No XP or treasure! *cluck*

Onyx: (Golly gee willickers, I'm a sucker for good deeds.) Aw shucks gang, let's help the poor li'l feller out!

Viconia: Ok. *stuffs Melicamp into bucket of KFC* Mmmm...tastes like...

Onyx: Chicken?

Viconia: Well, yeah.

Onyx: Hey look Viccy, we get to fight a Cyricist cleric too!

Viconia: And trigger-happy skelies! *mashing her Turn button* Dangit, I told you we should have leveled up! Your Turn button isn't even active yet!

Onyx: I told ya you couldn't press my buttons!

All: *groan*

Bassilus: Hurh! Hurh! Hurh! Why are you pretending the 'father' thing was your idea?

Onyx: Because I'm not planning to leave any witnesses to the contrary. *smite* Who's your daddy?

All: *groan* [/quote]

^ what they said. :shock:



[quote] Chapter 24: Magic Most Fowl

Flesh Golem: Me want skin!

Viconia: *still holding KFC bucket* I prefer it skinless, actually. Gotta keep my slim figure.

Thanaltyr: Dang I have a lot of dialogue.

Onyx: Hurry up and give me my rep point, old man!

Thanaltyr: My, you're as altruistic a paladin as my student is a wise wizard.

Jaheira: *ahem* Intelligent.

Thanaltyr: I can't resist Tolkein's alliteration, sorry. His work does pass the time here at the High Hedge nicely. I can only watch my spinning blue magicy-thing so long before I go vomit.

Viconia: Ah, that explains your constructs...

Flesh Golem: Me was once master's ribeye steak! [/quote]

NOT gonna think about it.


[quote]
Chapter 27:

NIMBUL: I am Death...

Jade: As you wish *kill*

Xzar: Not his fault. 'Twas a bard.

Jade: *reads Plot Scroll* Wow, we're working our way up the Iron Throne corporate ladder!

Kagain: It's almost like we have real jobs.

Jade: Soon this'll be SimIronCrisis.

Montaron: What will people do once they desire escaping from even virtual reality?

Xzar: SimSimCity.

Berrun Ghastkill: Here's your reward. By the way, your brother got paid 5 times as much for a one-encounter sidequest.

Jade: He WHAT?

Berrun Ghastkill: Hey, Keldath mayors a bigger town. The dude is loaded. I need to get me a garish temple and hang out with 4 nymphds all day....

Edwin: Go no further! I blah blah blah blah...

Jade: Huh? You have a demand and offer no reward?

Branwen: Psst....videogame logic, remember?

Jade: Oh right. If the other party can break the Rule of Six, so can we. Welcome aboard.

Edwin: I am an unfathomably intelligent blah blah blah....

One needs to get his priorities straight.Xzar: *I* have the neater soundset. Nya nya! [/quote]

[quote]
Chapter 28: The Plow and the Sword

Onyx: Where's the game plot!?!?!

Onyx: Technically, I guess finding that random ahnkeg plate is game plot.

Onyx: The only PC/NPC in this chapter is kinda lonely.

Onyx: *whistles, twiddles thumbs, plays a game of solitaire*

Onyx: HEY! I know what I can do...

Onyx: (you are reading this in the quote-and-reply box, aren't you?)

Onyx: ¸,.-·.
Onyx: ¸.-·´¨ ¸.· ´ ¸,.-··,
Onyx: ,.·´¨.·.´ .' ¸,.-·´¨ .·´
Onyx: .·´ .·´ .´¸·´ ¸.·´ . .·´
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Onyx: ` · . '.;;;;;;;;;;´ ¸ '' . · ´
Onyx: ` · . `'.;;;;;;;;;;;;.' . · ´
Onyx: ` - `'.;;;;;;;.' . · ´
Onyx: ' . `' '' ´ /.·´
Onyx: `·----·´


[/quote]

oooh... neat. ;)


[quote]Chapter 29: Art Terminates Life

Prism: Alas! My blah blah blah...

Onyx: The statue is actually pretty lame and ugly, when you look at it. Looks more like an Easter Island head that the supposedly Hottest chick in the Realms.

Greyworlf: Halt! I too wish to fight you in 1-on-7 battle!

Viconia: *snicker*

Greywolf: Fear my shiny sword!

Viconia: Ooo, an extra point of cold damage, I'm scared...

Khalid: He *can* mop the floor with a low-level party

Garrick: Brave, brave Sir Garrick....

Onyx: Ne! I am the knight who says "A waste of my talent."

Jaheira: And one who got a hideously inappropriate Bhaalspawn power.                              

Onyx: BOO!

Greywolf: Who ya gonna call?

Onyx: Hurry up and give me that shiny sword!!!

Greywolf: Oh right, my bad. *dies*

Prism: Allow me to spare you a judicial dilemma. *dies*

Onyx: Garrick, right-click on my new sword.

Garrick: *click*
[/quote]

:shock:


[quote] Chapter 30: A Boy and his...

Boy: Oh where, oh where has my little dog gone...

Edwin: What an idiot. He must be mistaking us for the good-deeds party.

Jade: You mean the reputation-point-moocher party.

Edwin: You forget, simian, I am programmed to dislike store discounts.

Jade: *installs Weimer Mod* Oh yeah?

Sendai & Co: We are Amnians who wish to pick a fight!

Jade: Bummer.

Sendai & Co: Don't take it personally. After the sequel, you'll know we're all just jackasses down there. Especially the robed ones.

Jade: Oh hey! That explains my new pal Edwin!

Edwin: Nay, barbarian, I am Thayvian.

Jade: Oh, right. The other foreign land full of robed jackasses.

Vax and Zal: We're joining Sendai's group to combine our pathetic encounters into a slightly less pathetic encounter.

Ruffie: Woof! Woof!

Boy: My doggie!

Jade: How cute!

Ruffie-Demon: NROGAH BU'SAAA GANO! (Infernal-common translation: Woof! Woof!)[/quote]

Heh, Great... Can't wait for the next ten chapters to pass.

#4 Weyoun

Posted 21 September 2003 - 03:48 PM

Baldur's Gate/Off: The Cliff Notes


Oooh, I love these. :twisted:

Chapter 21: Half-Baked Half-Orc


Kobold Kommanos: Yip-yip! *shooting fire arrows*


Jade: OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! What'n the hells is you guys' THAC0??


Higher (or is that lower) than yours! :shock:

Mulahey: Mulahey crush! Mulahey summon 12 allies from nowhere!


Maybe they were stored in a secret compartment of his cigarette lighter. :oops:

Jade: *takes 2nd scroll, gets Chapter 3 voiceover* Wow, that was one funky trip.


Branwen: You really should lay off the lotus, sister.


Bad trip, dude. :lol:

Xzar: A mage who can't cast Magic Missile, Stinking Cloud, Fireball, Ice Storm, of Cone of Cold?


Ah, but that was before I applied Gatekeeper. :D

Xan: We're all doomed.


Montaron: Aye, Xzar, our scribe played the Gold Box games and cast hardly anything else!


Hmm, Gold Box. That was a long time ago. I remember only really getting into Menzoberranzan, though.

Xzar: What are you doing here, 2-opposition-schools-lamer? Not like your actual specialist school even matters...except for necrophilia jokes, of course.


Xan: We're all doomed.


Jade: A special SWORD for a MAGE? What the hell kind of special ability is that?


Moonblade! Actually, it's coded as a dagger. ;)

Xan: We're all doomed.


Kagain: Nice char sheet, long-ears. Gotta love how your CON 7 may as well be 14 in 2e.


LOL! Good point. But I have to admit I prefer 2E to 3E. Mostly because I find 2E less confusing and math-ridden. ;)

Melicamp: *cluck* don't kill me! No XP or treasure! *cluck*


But two delicious drumsticks! :)

Viconia: And trigger-happy skelies! *mashing her Turn button* Dangit, I told you we should have leveled up! Your Turn button isn't even active yet!


D'oh!

Onyx: I told ya you couldn't press my buttons!


All: *groan*


*groans and shoots a rubberband in Onyx's direction* :)

Chapter 24: Magic Most Fowl


Flesh Golem: Me want skin!


Viconia: *still holding KFC bucket* I prefer it skinless, actually. Gotta keep my slim figure.


*snicker* Good thing elves don't get fat easily. :)

Chapter 25: Sand, Iron, Blood Slime


The Amazons: Halt! Behold some non-inept assassins.


Jade: I respect you. And thanks for spouting a plot point instead of lame poetry before you die. *killkillkillkill* Now I know I am related to the game plot!


LOL!

Xzar: *swipes dagger, monster summoning wand, etc.*


Jade: Funny, I even have Angelina Jolie's lips.


You wish! :)

Viconia: KILL!


Woohoo! :)

Onyx: Now now, let's spare him for 400 XP.....I mean, um, paladin ethics, yeah....


Neela: I am a non-non-inept assassin! Time to attack a full party!


Minsc: Time to go Lenny on your hide!


Garrick: Can I be George?


Tell me about tha rabbitsssss? :D

[b]Chapter 27:


NIMBUL: I am Death...


Jade: As you wish *kill*


I hope he didn't mean to say 'deaf' and got the word wrong by mistake. :)

Jade: Soon this'll be SimIronCrisis.


*groans* Another 'The Sims' Expansion set? *sigh* Such a waste of perfectly good CD-roms that could have been used for GOOD games instead.

Xzar: SimSimCity.


Simulating at simulating a city?

Reminds of the joke in Space Quest 4 : Sim sim! A simulated enviroment in which you can built a simulated enviroment in which you can built a simulated enviroment in which you can built a simulated enviroment in which you can built a simulated enviroment in which you can built a simulated enviroment... etc.

Onyx: (you are reading this in the quote-and-reply box, aren't you?)


Actually, no, so I first felt weird and confused. :)

Onyx: ¸,.-·.
Onyx: ¸.-·´¨ ¸.· ´ ¸,.-··,
Onyx: ,.·´¨.·.´ .' ¸,.-·´¨ .·´
Onyx: .·´ .·´ .´¸·´ ¸.·´ . .·´
Onyx: .·´ .·´ .' .' .·'¨ . · ´ .' .·´
Onyx: .' .' .·´ .' .·´ .·´ . ´.'
Onyx: .“ .’ . ´ .·´.·´. ·´ . ´ .·´
Onyx: .' .´ .·´ .·´ .·´.·´ .· ´ .·´
Onyx: ; ;.·´ .·´ .' .´· ´ .· ´
Onyx: ; .·´ ; .·´
Onyx: ; ·´..·.'¨ '; .'
Onyx: .' ¸…¸ `·´ ¨`·.
Onyx: .·´ ´.-··-., ¸.-·`·.
Onyx: .·´ ´¸.-·-. ´ .·´¨`·.
Onyx: .·´ ; '. ; '.
Onyx: ¸.-~·-'.¸ ; ; '. ;.
Onyx: .´ ` · . ;.-. ; ''. .-. ; '.
Onyx: ; ` ·''. .' .' .-···-. ' . :.' `·.¸.-···-.
Onyx: ',; ` · ., . -`·..·´- . , `´…. · ´ ;
Onyx: `·. ¸ . -,·,·,´(_¸.;.¸_) .'
Onyx: `·. `,;;;;;;;;;;;;,.' / .' .·´
Onyx: ` · . '.;;;;;;;;;;´ ¸ '' . · ´
Onyx: ` · . `'.;;;;;;;;;;;;.' . · ´
Onyx: ` - `'.;;;;;;;.' . · ´
Onyx: ' . `' '' ´ /.·´
Onyx: `·----·´


Wow! That was amazing! Can you do Daffy Duck too?

Onyx: The statue is actually pretty lame and ugly, when you look at it. Looks more like an Easter Island head that the supposedly Hottest chick in the Realms.


I thought that was Viconia, not Ellesime.? :D

Sendai & Co: We are Amnians who wish to pick a fight!


Jade: Bummer.


Sendai & Co: Don't take it personally. After the sequel, you'll know we're all just jackasses down there. Especially the robed ones.


LOL!

Boy: My doggie!


Jade: How cute!


Ruffie-Demon: NROGAH BU'SAAA GANO! (Infernal-common translation: Woof! Woof!)


LOL! Great stuff,
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#5 Guest_The Blue Sorceress_*

Posted 22 September 2003 - 04:05 AM

Chapter 22: Doom and Gloom


Xan: We're all doomed.


That's my favorite quite of his. That and "Life is so hollow."

Xzar: A mage who can't cast Magic Missile, Stinking Cloud, Fireball, Ice Storm, of Cone of Cold?


Jade: A special SWORD for a MAGE? What the hell kind of special ability is that?


It's an elf thing. Wizard is their favord multi-class, dontch know, so of course the wizards get the best stuff.

Onyx: Surely appearing in a reposted 'shortstory' is a violation of paladinic ethics.


Only if it was bad.

Onyx: I told ya you couldn't press my buttons!


*stabs Onyx*

Onyx: Because I'm not planning to leave any witnesses to the contrary. *smite* Who's your daddy?


*Stabs Onyx again*

Thanaltyr: I can't resist Tolkein's alliteration, sorry. His work does pass the time here at the High Hedge nicely. I can only watch my spinning blue magicy-thing so long before I go vomit.


Heehee... it makes his insides go splodie...

Flesh Golem: Me was once master's ribeye steak!


Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

The Amazons: Halt! Behold some non-inept assassins.


That, madam, is an oxymoron.

Jade: Oops. Right.


Narciullicus Harwilliger Need: Behold my frightening name and jellies!


Mostly though I'm scared of his name. It's awfully long. *insert phallic joke here*

Onyx: Now now, let's spare him for 400 XP.....I mean, um, paladin ethics, yeah....


Uh-huh... and I'm the Queen of France. (wouldn't *that* be cool?)

Edwin: I am an unfathomably intelligent blah blah blah....


*snicker*

Onyx: (you are reading this in the quote-and-reply box, aren't you?)


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Holy crap! Bugs bunny is going to *eat* me.


Chapter 29: Art Terminates Life


Khalid: He *can* mop the floor with a low-level party


Ah Khalid, always the practical one.

Onyx: Ne! I am the knight who says "A waste of my talent."


"We are the knights who say 'Nee!'"

Onyx: Garrick, right-click on my new sword.


Garrick: *click*


LOL

Edwin: What an idiot. He must be mistaking us for the good-deeds party.


Oh, I'm sure that's not the case. Not with you running around in clothes that scream "I'm a Red Wizard of Thay! Whee!"

Jade: Oh, right. The other foreign land full of robed jackasses.


Heh... Amn is actually full of penny-pinching jackasses, mostly.

Ruffie-Demon: NROGAH BU'SAAA GANO! (Infernal-common translation: Woof! Woof!)


IT SPEAKS IN TONGUES! AHHHHH!!!!

I love these things.
-Blue

#6 Guest_Oryx_*

Posted 22 September 2003 - 08:23 AM

oooh... neat. :twisted:


Ain't it?

Heh, Great... Can't wait for the next ten chapters to pass.


Ya could, y'know, read the story... :twisted:

#7 Guest_Oryx_*

Posted 22 September 2003 - 08:31 AM

Baldur's Gate/Off: The Cliff Notes


Oooh, I love these. :)


There will be a quiz! Actually, I doubt it, but I just wanted to scare ya. boo!


Jade: OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! What'n the hells is you guys' THAC0??


Higher (or is that lower) than yours! :)


Lower, in 2e :P


Mulahey: Mulahey crush! Mulahey summon 12 allies from nowhere!


Maybe they were stored in a secret compartment of his cigarette lighter. :)


I should have had Mulahey smoking...yeah...

This is Your Brain on Cyric *and* Drugs


Jade: *takes 2nd scroll, gets Chapter 3 voiceover* Wow, that was one funky trip.



Branwen: You really should lay off the lotus, sister.


Bad trip, dude. :)


Bogus...


Xzar: A mage who can't cast Magic Missile, Stinking Cloud, Fireball, Ice Storm, of Cone of Cold?


Ah, but that was before I applied Gatekeeper. :D


You let him cast his opposition school!!! Tsk tsk!


Xan: We're all doomed.



Montaron: Aye, Xzar, our scribe played the Gold Box games and cast hardly anything else!


Hmm, Gold Box. That was a long time ago. I remember only really getting into Menzoberranzan, though.


*giggles* I shoulda guessed


Jade: A special SWORD for a MAGE? What the hell kind of special ability is that?


Moonblade! Actually, it's coded as a dagger. :)


Hah! I knew it! Dual him to thief and let him backstab!!! Oh wait, he's an elf...and would need Dex 17 !@#$#!@##


Xan: We're all doomed.



Kagain: Nice char sheet, long-ears. Gotta love how your CON 7 may as well be 14 in 2e.


LOL! Good point. But I have to admit I prefer 2E to 3E. Mostly because I find 2E less confusing and math-ridden. :)


I disagree. The math just makes more sense :P


Melicamp: *cluck* don't kill me! No XP or treasure! *cluck*


But two delicious drumsticks! :)


Viconia agrees :twisted:

*groans and shoots a rubberband in Onyx's direction* :)


*metallic dink*


Chapter 24: Magic Most Fowl



Flesh Golem: Me want skin!



Viconia: *still holding KFC bucket* I prefer it skinless, actually. Gotta keep my slim figure.


*snicker* Good thing elves don't get fat easily. :)


Heehee....I'll bet she eats like a pig, actually, just to make the human wimmins jealous...


Jade: Funny, I even have Angelina Jolie's lips.


You wish! :)


Check her portrait in the Cellar Novellas :twisted:


Minsc: Time to go Lenny on your hide!



Garrick: Can I be George?


Tell me about tha rabbitsssss? :D


*shoots in back of head*


[b]Chapter 27:



NIMBUL: I am Death...



Jade: As you wish *kill*


I hope he didn't mean to say 'deaf' and got the word wrong by mistake. :)


Hah!!! Oops, shoulda just hit him in the ears!


Jade: Soon this'll be SimIronCrisis.


*groans* Another 'The Sims' Expansion set? *sigh* Such a waste of perfectly good CD-roms that could have been used for GOOD games instead.



Xzar: SimSimCity.


Simulating at simulating a city?


Reminds of the joke in Space Quest 4 : Sim sim! A simulated enviroment in which you can built a simulated enviroment in which you can built a simulated enviroment in which you can built a simulated enviroment in which you can built a simulated enviroment in which you can built a simulated enviroment... etc.


heh

Virtual Virutal Virtual ~ ....Virtrual Reality

what about once it goes bottomless?


Onyx: (you are reading this in the quote-and-reply box, aren't you?)


Actually, no, so I first felt weird and confused. :)


I blame the wascaly wabbit


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Wow! That was amazing! Can you do Daffy Duck too?


:twisted: Sweet, ain't it?

hmmm, he wasn't in the set that I found, but they did have the Little Mermaid


Onyx: The statue is actually pretty lame and ugly, when you look at it. Looks more like an Easter Island head that the supposedly Hottest chick in the Realms.


I thought that was Viconia, not Ellesime.? :)


Hence the 'supposedly', y'see....:)

What they need is a Viconia/Ellesime jello-wrestling match, ending with the Fatality of the latter

LOL! Great stuff,
---Weyoun


:twisted:

#8 Guest_Oryx_*

Posted 22 September 2003 - 08:39 AM


Chapter 22: Doom and Gloom



Xan: We're all doomed.


That's my favorite quite of his. That and "Life is so hollow."


Montaron: I'll hollow out yer skull if ye don't shaddap, elf!

*jots note*


Xzar: A mage who can't cast Magic Missile, Stinking Cloud, Fireball, Ice Storm, of Cone of Cold?



Jade: A special SWORD for a MAGE? What the hell kind of special ability is that?


It's an elf thing. Wizard is their favord multi-class, dontch know, so of course the wizards get the best stuff.


Figures....but couldn't have had asked for, I dunno, a ring or something? Something that could be used without putting him in MELEE!


Onyx: Surely appearing in a reposted 'shortstory' is a violation of paladinic ethics.


Only if it was bad.


:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


Onyx: I told ya you couldn't press my buttons!


*stabs Onyx*


BM: Stabbity-Stab!

Ftr: I LEIK SORDS!!

The Fighter / Black Mage interaction is just classic, ain't it? Evil shall triumph because good is dumb, and so many other layers of reference / meaning...I need to get them both in my avatar.

Also, next time Onyx and Xzar cross paths, I HAVE to do a Fighter/BM reference.


Flesh Golem: Me was once master's ribeye steak!


Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!


:twisted:


The Amazons: Halt! Behold some non-inept assassins.


That, madam, is an oxymoron.


too true


Jade: Oops. Right.



Narciullicus Harwilliger Need: Behold my frightening name and jellies!


Mostly though I'm scared of his name. It's awfully long. *insert phallic joke here*


Mmmmm....


Onyx: Now now, let's spare him for 400 XP.....I mean, um, paladin ethics, yeah....


Uh-huh... and I'm the Queen of France. (wouldn't *that* be cool?)


*busts out laughing*

That was too funny, somehow. So genuine. Yes, it would be. Esp. if I were King of England and could like, invade and stuff. Yeah.


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Holy crap! Bugs bunny is going to *eat* me.


Do you have a Carrot Figure? Nevermind, impolite... :)

The Giant Disembodied Floating Head of Bugs Bunny.....it *is* scary, somehow


Khalid: He *can* mop the floor with a low-level party


Ah Khalid, always the practical one.


it's the better part of valor, after all


Onyx: Ne! I am the knight who says "A waste of my talent."


"We are the knights who say 'Nee!'"


:)


Edwin: What an idiot. He must be mistaking us for the good-deeds party.


Oh, I'm sure that's not the case. Not with you running around in clothes that scream "I'm a Red Wizard of Thay! Whee!"


HAR!! Xzar or someone has to say that...


Jade: Oh, right. The other foreign land full of robed jackasses.


Heh... Amn is actually full of penny-pinching jackasses, mostly.


Mmm, true


Ruffie-Demon: NROGAH BU'SAAA GANO! (Infernal-common translation: Woof! Woof!)


IT SPEAKS IN TONGUES! AHHHHH!!!!


Cujo....

I love these things.
-Blue


:)

#9 Guest_Hunter_*

Posted 24 September 2003 - 01:09 PM

Kobold Kommanos: Yip-yip! *shooting fire arrows*


Harmless little buggers.

Chapter 22: Doom and Gloom


Xan: We're all doomed.


Xzar: A mage who can't cast Magic Missile, Stinking Cloud, Fireball, Ice Storm, of Cone of Cold?


:D :) :shock: :wink: :wink: You call that a mage? I call it a joke.

Montaron: Aye, Xzar, our scribe played the Gold Box games and cast hardly anything else!


You bought the collecters version?

Jade: A special SWORD for a MAGE? What the hell kind of special ability is that?


Who would use a mage in the frontlines anyway?

Xan: We're all doomed.


Kagain: Nice char sheet, long-ears. Gotta love how your CON 7 may as well be 14 in 2e.


Did bg1 use 1'st edition rules?

Onyx: Surely appearing in a reposted 'shortstory' is a violation of paladinic ethics.


Oh shut up!

Jaheira: Or Harper protocol...


Who cares?

Onyx: (Golly gee willickers, I'm a sucker for good deeds.) Aw shucks gang, let's help the poor li'l feller out!


Viconia: Ok. *stuffs Melicamp into bucket of KFC* Mmmm...tastes like...


Onyx: Chicken?


:wink:

Chapter 24: Magic Most Fowl


Flesh Golem: Me want skin!


Viconia: *still holding KFC bucket* I prefer it skinless, actually. Gotta keep my slim figure.


I wiew KFC in the same light as McD.

Thanaltyr: Dang I have a lot of dialogue.


Onyx: Hurry up and give me my rep point, old man!


Thers' nothing like twenty rep.

Thanaltyr: My, you're as altruistic a paladin as my student is a wise wizard.


If only i knew what altruistic means.

The Amazons: Halt! Behold some non-inept assassins.


NON?????? Impossible.

Revenant: Casper can't come out to play.


I hate him! I HATE HIM!!!!!

Jade: Time to play tomb raider!


Even If only to see lare crofts backside.

Xzar: *swipes dagger, monster summoning wand, etc.*


Jade: Funny, I even have Angelina Jolie's lips.


The seconf movie was better than the first.

Neela: I am a non-non-inept assassin! Time to attack a full party!


But that must mean that she is an inept assassin.

Montaron: What will people do once they desire escaping from even virtual reality?


Go back to real life?

Berrun Ghastkill: Hey, Keldath mayors a bigger town. The dude is loaded. I need to get me a garish temple and hang out with 4 nymphds all day....


That sounds liek an absolutely cool job.

Edwin: Go no further! I blah blah blah blah...


DIE!

Onyx: Where's the game plot!?!?!


only bioware knows.

Onyx: Technically, I guess finding that random ahnkeg plate is game plot.


More likely one of the programmers who thought the game was too difficult.

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NICE! Long did it take you to make it? (or did you just cut and paste?)

Onyx: BOO!


Greywolf: Who ya gonna call?


Where's slimer.

Boy: Oh where, oh where has my little dog gone...


:)

Edwin: What an idiot. He must be mistaking us for the good-deeds party.


Jade has been behaving pretty friendly until now.

Jade: You mean the reputation-point-moocher party.


Edwin: You forget, simian, I am programmed to dislike store discounts.


You mean you're programmed to be an idiot, edwin?

Jade: *installs Weimer Mod* Oh yeah?


That's for bg2.

Edwin: Nay, barbarian, I am Thayvian.


That explains a lot.

Jade: Oh, right. The other foreign land full of robed jackasses.


If they're all like edwin, it's a miracle that they haven't been destoyed yet.

Hunter

#10 Guest_Oryx_*

Posted 25 September 2003 - 08:38 PM


Kobold Kommanos: Yip-yip! *shooting fire arrows*


Harmless little buggers.


I disagree! they hurt!


Chapter 22: Doom and Gloom



Xan: We're all doomed.



Xzar: A mage who can't cast Magic Missile, Stinking Cloud, Fireball, Ice Storm, of Cone of Cold?


:) :) :D :D :D You call that a mage? I call it a joke.



Montaron: Aye, Xzar, our scribe played the Gold Box games and cast hardly anything else!


You bought the collecters version?


Yep. 9-in-1


Jade: A special SWORD for a MAGE? What the hell kind of special ability is that?


Who would use a mage in the frontlines anyway?


exactly


Xan: We're all doomed.



Kagain: Nice char sheet, long-ears. Gotta love how your CON 7 may as well be 14 in 2e.


Did bg1 use 1'st edition rules?


I've no idea...


Onyx: Surely appearing in a reposted 'shortstory' is a violation of paladinic ethics.


Oh shut up!



Jaheira: Or Harper protocol...


Who cares?



Onyx: (Golly gee willickers, I'm a sucker for good deeds.) Aw shucks gang, let's help the poor li'l feller out!



Viconia: Ok. *stuffs Melicamp into bucket of KFC* Mmmm...tastes like...



Onyx: Chicken?


:lol:



Chapter 24: Magic Most Fowl



Flesh Golem: Me want skin!



Viconia: *still holding KFC bucket* I prefer it skinless, actually. Gotta keep my slim figure.


I wiew KFC in the same light as McD.


sure


Thanaltyr: Dang I have a lot of dialogue.



Onyx: Hurry up and give me my rep point, old man!


Thers' nothing like twenty rep.


;) Half-price special!


Thanaltyr: My, you're as altruistic a paladin as my student is a wise wizard.


If only i knew what altruistic means.


acting for others' good


The Amazons: Halt! Behold some non-inept assassins.


NON?????? Impossible.



Revenant: Casper can't come out to play.


I hate him! I HATE HIM!!!!!


lol


Jade: Time to play tomb raider!


Even If only to see lare crofts backside.


heh


Xzar: *swipes dagger, monster summoning wand, etc.*



Jade: Funny, I even have Angelina Jolie's lips.


The seconf movie was better than the first.


Are you kidding? 2 was HORRIBLE!


Neela: I am a non-non-inept assassin! Time to attack a full party!


But that must mean that she is an inept assassin.



Montaron: What will people do once they desire escaping from even virtual reality?


Go back to real life?



Berrun Ghastkill: Hey, Keldath mayors a bigger town. The dude is loaded. I need to get me a garish temple and hang out with 4 nymphds all day....


That sounds liek an absolutely cool job.


:twisted:


Edwin: Go no further! I blah blah blah blah...


DIE!



Onyx: Where's the game plot!?!?!


only bioware knows.



Onyx: Technically, I guess finding that random ahnkeg plate is game plot.


More likely one of the programmers who thought the game was too difficult.


LOL


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NICE! Long did it take you to make it? (or did you just cut and paste?)


yeah, I stole.... :)


Onyx: BOO!



Greywolf: Who ya gonna call?


Where's slimer.


lol


Boy: Oh where, oh where has my little dog gone...


:lol:



Edwin: What an idiot. He must be mistaking us for the good-deeds party.


Jade has been behaving pretty friendly until now.


mmm, yeah, kinda....but not much for the micro-quests


Jade: You mean the reputation-point-moocher party.



Edwin: You forget, simian, I am programmed to dislike store discounts.


You mean you're programmed to be an idiot, edwin?



Jade: *installs Weimer Mod* Oh yeah?


That's for bg2.


There's one for BG1. At least, I *think* it was Wiemer's....


Edwin: Nay, barbarian, I am Thayvian.


That explains a lot.



Jade: Oh, right. The other foreign land full of robed jackasses.


If they're all like edwin, it's a miracle that they haven't been destoyed yet.


LOL

Hunter






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