> "I mean they were only males right?" Imoen said. "Males
> can't handle magic properly. Females handle magic far better than males.
> It's a statistical fact : females are better at thinking on their feet and
> thus make better battle-mages. Clerical or normal magics, it doesn't
> matter, females make superiour spellcasters because they are better at
> making quick and creative decisions. Besides, no male can succesfully pull
> off the 'I-creamed-you'-hairflip after downing an opponent," Imoen
> chuckled and performed in the aforementioned hairflip in a haughty
> fashion.
*giggle* I loved that part! Imoen is SO funny! ^-^
Imoen: *grins*
> "Yeah!" Imoen raved. "As well as my collection of enchanted
> rocks. They shine so pretty... Then I have to have a nice place for some
> magical experiments too..."
Imoen: *huggles her enchanted rocks* So purty...so shiny...ooh... O.o
> "Hey, I have other stuff too! But a famous archmage needs to be
> recognizable, so I have about fifty of this set of clothes, plus I have
> dozens of pink cloaks, each in a slightly different shade of pink. And
> then there's those evening gowns, also pink and my pink hat-collection
> (with matching pink slippers)," Imoen chuckled. "Oh, that
> reminds me, I also need another floor to stash my lifetime supply of pink
> hair-dye. They don't make 'pink rapture' anymore, after all."
Makorias: I wanna dye my hair too! *pouts*
Imoen: But you don't have any hair!
Makorias: Uh...oh yeah...
> "CAREFUL, YOU FOOLS!" they suddenly heard Viconia shout at the
> end of the corridor. "IF YOU DROP IT AND IT BREAKS, I'LL PERSONALLY
> POKE YOUR EYES OUT WITH A HOT NEEDLE, IBLITHEN !"
Uhh...*falls over* So loud...erm...ears hurting...
> When the servants hoisted up the large vase with due care and locked it in
> place on a sturdy pedestal, Imoen was afforded a good look at the thing.
> It was a large round, yet oddly shaped vase made from the finest of
> obsedian lava-stone. Many carvings were inlaid everywhere there was place
> on the large vase, depicting many scenes of death, loss, chaos, betrayal,
> murder, erotica and glory. One could say it was a typical Drow work of
> art.
Etoech: *scratches head* Wow...it's so vivid and, uh, dark...
> "I'll pretend I didn't hear that," Viconia said icily. "I
> bet you'd wish it had been pink and encarved with fuzzy bunnies..."
> "And what's wrong with that?!" Imoen replied.
HEY, my room is pink! Well, er, ROSE! yeah...AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?!
> "Boo says ditto," Minss added.
Boo says a lot of things, doesn't he? O.o
> "I don't think a turnip could even fix this," Jan said.
> "And that's saying a lot..."
Oh NO! A turnip can't fix it?! ALL IS LOST! OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
> "More clothing?" Viconia asked in disgust. Immediately after
> their short conversation, they had travelled to the spelltower, where
> Imoen proceded to use the Drow as her personal dress-up doll. Right now,
> Viconia was wearing a pink evening gown, a set of pink slippers, a pink
> cloak and a pink belt. And Imoen entered the room wearing even more pink
> clothing.
Ooh, pink! Great mood pleaser, ya know ^o~
> "WAIT!" Imoen said as Viconia was taking off the pink clothes
> while walking towards the door. "What about the pink dye for your
> hair? Come on, you'll look so cute!"
...
Eek! Viconia with PINK hair?! *faints*
> "Look there, little Viconia!" Minsc said as he guided Viconia
> deeper and deeper into the forest. "A beautiful ash has sprouted
> roots on this beautiful spot! Isn't it nice Boo?" Minsc said while a
> squeek from his pockets confirmed his words.
Aww, Boo thinks it's nice!
> "Here, SMELL!" Minsc said and shoved Viconia's face right into
> the flower. After noticing Viconia was gagging violently while her stomach
> was starting to heave, he withdraw the flower. "Boo," he
> admonished. "Why didn't you tell me it was a Stench Flower?" he
> said, while a squeek which sounded awfully like a chuckle escaped from his
> pocket.
*giggle* MINSC!
> "OH, look!" Minsc broke in. "A reticulated squirrel!
> Quickly, little Viconia! Throw nuts!!"
*throws some nuts* Oops...I threw them the wrong way! Sorry Viconia! Eeh...
> "How sad," Viconia droned again...
How...incredibly long @.@
> "Ah," Minsc said. "Another happy ending, so says Minsc and
> so says BOO!" That said, the hulking ranger waved his hands a little
> too enthusiastically, knocking the vase off the pedestal completely...
Oh, Minsc...^-^
Makorias: He's even clumsier than me!
Hehe, I'm not sure that's exactly true ^_~
Another great story...gee, how come all of your stories are so good? Are you taking a special class or something? O.o
VERY funny and cute! Loved all the pink stuff! *slaps Imoen a high five* ^-^
---Laurali
