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Posted 25 May 2003 - 02:55 AM

After Hellocthul dealt with the mephits and the portals, Hellocthul quickly motions to Jaheira to cast a detect alignment spell on Yoshimo, while he is still discombobulated...he glows blue, indicating his neutrality...Jaheira then casts a reveal magic spell on him, and she notes there are subtle flickers of a deeper spell, possibly indicating a deep magic spell or simply traces of a small magical gift...Hellocthul and Jaheira look at each other, both thinking the same thing, "He bears watching"...without a much deeper scan, she cannot be sure what is inside the rogue, and such a scan was "intrusive"...

Yoshimo snaps out of his daze, and as Hellocthul has seen before, when Minsc and Jaheira first saw the transformation, he has no memory of the past few minutes, and simply assumed he was knocked out by a mephit, and that Hellocthul killed them with her magic...

The party moves past the other rooms in this level, Hellocthul uses her magics to dispose of the enemies in this floor, and the party collects some decent weapons and golds....

At the exit, they hear booms and screams and cries of anger and pain...they ready their equipment and open the door....

After the loss of Imoen, Hellocthul is completely devistated, but the extremely powerful paralysis spell Irenicus threw at her made even turning into Hello Cthulhu impossible...

Jaheira: What happened? Hellocthul, you had cast magical protections on us, and I did the same, surely we should have been able to withstand Irenicuse's spells for at least a little while???

Hellocthul: He suckered us...take a look...(she casts a reveal magic spell, and the party can see the pale sickly green glow of a hostile spell surrounding Hellocthul, Jaheira, and Minsc) he set us up with a set trap spell, all he needed was to cast the activation spell, and we were all paralysed and gagged, except somehow for Immy, and she reacted to defend us with her magics...I failed her, I failed her...

Jahiera holds Hellocthul, and she finally lets some of her own sorrow escape her iron control over Khalid....

Jaheira: We will avenge Khalid, and we will take Imoen back from him...

Hellocthul: Even though the very gods themselves bar us and the hosts of the Abyss stand against us, we shall avenge Khalid, and Dynaheir, and we shall bring Imoen back to us no matter the cost...right Minsc and Boo??

Minsc: we shall kick the butts of evil wicked beings who stole Imoen, and killed Dynaheir, and Minsc shall boot them so hard their butts will slide up to their ears...they shall wear their butts for ears, and be mocked by both hamsters and rangers!!! right Boo?? (squeek eek!!!)

The party pick themselves up from the rubble created by the recent mage battle, and help each other reach an inn to rest for a while...

The next morning, the party sets out early after a restful sleep in the inn of Seven Vales to start their search...

After picking up a few necessary items at the Adventurer's Mart, the party heads out for the slums..

Gaylen Bayle: You be the person I am looking for...coooooo...

Hellocthul(in no mood to screw around): And you would be "Speaker to Poultry"??? is there a reason you are inflicting on me your bad impersonation of a pigeon???

Gaylen Bayle: Urm...no reason to be hostile, just doings what I wuz hired to do...lets get out of the streets, the very walls have ears...i have information about yur pink haired friend...

Hellocthul: Imoen!!! lead us quickly to where we can talk, and be warned, at the first sign of treachery, you get it first...

After the terms and conditions of the shadow thieves are made clear, the dispirited party trudges back to the prominade...

Hellocthul: 20000 gold!!! we could buy a fully furnished townhouse for that kind of loot, how the hells are we going to raise that!

Jaheira: it will be hard, but we shall do it, for Imoen's sake...

As Hellocthul is about to answer, she is distracted by a small boy tugging on her arm...

Boy: Excuse me ma'am...can you help me?? My mommy went into that circus tent, and she never came out...

After the party whacks Kalah, Hellocthul's true sight spell being very useful indeed, Aerie joins the group...

Aerie: My wings have been clipped...

Jaheira casts a detect alignment spell on her...

Aerie: What are you doing, you old hag, I told you I was a good girl, full of sweetness and kindness and ooooooooooooo............

As the spell hits aerie, she suddenly glows red to the shock of the party...

Jaheira: Oh yes, you are full, of orc crap and hidden poison...

Aerie: Now you've done it, now you've made me mad, I invoke the powers of my true goddess, Loviatar of the winged fang, grant me power to smite these insignificant insects and stamp them into little pieces...

As aerie prepares to invoke her goddess, Hellocthul goes "Chuuuuu" and...

ZAP!!!

Hello Cthulhu stands before the completely flabbergasted Aerie...

Hello Cthulhu invokes her power, reciting a spell Jaheira and Minsc have never heard her use before...and suddenly aerie screams in pain and joy...

Aerie: EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To the party's shock, two pairs of black bat wings sprout out of aerie's back...

Aerie: YES!!! You have restored my wings!!! My beautiful wings...now I shall fly away and return with a force of snakes and spiders and other fell creatures in endless hordes...savor your days, Bhaalspawn, for they are numbered...MWUHAHAHAHHAH!!!

As Aerie flys away, Hello Cthulhu makes another gesture, and a ripple in the sky appear, next to a puzzled Aerie, and a huge Boeing 747 Jumbo jet appears close to the flying Aerie....

Aerie: EEEEEKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

She is sucked into the intake of one of the jet engines, and the noise of a huge sink drain disposal working is heard...

Jumbo Jet: Grrrrriiiiinnnnnnnddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And as the jumbo jet shimmers into insubstantial mist, the party and most of the prominade is showered with little pieces of evil Aerie...

Jaheira: YUUKKK!!!

Jaheira feeds Hello Cthulhu a cookie...

Pop!!!

Jaheira: that was such a fit end for the little bitch, if she hadnt turned out to be evil, I am sure I would have strangled her some night just to keep her from the constant whining...

Hellocthul: You know, no one whines that much...made me suspicious...

Jaheira: Nonsense, Hellocthul, you are just saying that to avoid admitting her incessant whining was driving you nuts too...come, lets move on...

Hellocthul: hold on, Jaheira, you got some evil Aerie in your hair...




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