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TnT 254: Gimme the Prize (series finale)

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#1 Weyoun

Posted 07 January 2017 - 05:37 PM

Hello everyone.

 

This is it. This is the final chapter of TnT. The story I started way back in 2001 now finally sees its completion. It's a weird feeling and, to be honest, there were times when I thought TnT would never be finished. But, here it is. The final chapter. I want to thank everyone who stuck with me over the years, old readers and new. It's been a wild ride.

 

Of course, I'm not done with Laska yet. I'm still posting updated chapters at fanfiction.net and I'm planning a series of vignettes which will serve as an epilogue for the main story as it will chronicle parts of Laska's life afterwards. Those will need some work yet, so look for those around February (yes, in this year or 'current year'  as the meme goes. :) )

 

Without further ado, I hope you'll enjoy the last chapter of TnT

 

Edit: And it turned out the chapter was too long to post. I'll just add a second post to this topic.

 

 

Tankards and Tempers

Chapter 254: Gimme the Prize

 

When Laska opened her eyes, she was no longer in the cathedral. Instead, she stood on a circular platform which was floating high above the cathedral. The bright green platform seemed to pulsate under her feet, as if it was alive and breathing. Three smaller platforms floated alongside the larger platform, a stream of white energy being siphoned in what seemed to be some sort of raised crystal platform in the middle, high enough to be out of reach.

 

Far above them, the gathered Bhaal essence turned over their heads in a deceptively calm manner. But looks were quite deceiving; the energy raged and thundered, eager for release. Laska no longer felt the pull on her spirit. Instead, she felt herself pulling the power towards her. It wanted to be with her. It wanted to be part of her so badly; To be whole again. Next to her, Sendai, Imoen and maybe even Sarevok were feeling the same thing. She could tell from their expressions.

 

However, it was hard to miss the elephant in the room; Melissan. She stood with her back to the party, quickly chanting. She wore a long brown robe and a feathered hood while a staff was attached to her back by manner of a series of belts. Most strikingly were two oversized metal gloves covering her hand and fore-arms. During her chant, Melissan raised her gloves high. The Bhaal essence reacted violently to it, sending arcs of green lighting from the maelstrom of power into the metal and into her body. Melissan let out an almost orgasmic scream as the power assimilated into her body. So far, the woman hadn't noticed her.

 

“Hey!” Laska called out. No reaction.

 

“HEY!” Laska tried again, this time after picking up a small stone and throwing at her. Melissan let out a slight gasp as the pebble hit the back of her head.

 

The woman spun around with fire in her eyes. “WHO DARES... Oh,” her eyes widened in surprise when she found the seven opponents standing there. “Oh my, this is so precious! You are all here to witness my ascension to godhood! Truly, a performer is nothing without an audience.”

 

“I'm not here to be entertained by you, Melissan!” Laska snarled. “This ends today!”

 

“This ends today?” Melissan threw her head back and let out a loud cackle. “Such a cliche. You are such a precious creature, little elf.”

 

Her gaze turned upward, to the gathered Bhaal essence. “Beautiful, isn't it? The Great Wheel, my former god named it. Ever turning. Such concentrated power in one place. Of course, it would be even grander if you hadn't messed up my plan and let the minor Bhaalspawn die along with the rest of Saradush. It would be time for you and Sendai to finally lay down your lives. Between the two of you, you account for almost one fourth of Bhaal's essence. But I think that is a problem that will solve itself soon, hm?”

 

“Melissan,” Laska called out. “We're here on behalf of the crown of Tethyr, on behalf of all the people who fell to your machinations. You're coming with us, either in chains or in a body-bag! But I really hope it's the latter.”

 

“If it is, you can carry it back to the palace,” Viconia muttered under her breath.

 

“Precious,” grinned Melissan. “And you've played your part so well, Laska Leafwalker. I know the Five would eventually descend on each other. It was inevitable. You've been the... problem solver I sought. There was no way I could lose. Either the Five killed you and then each other while freeing up your energy. Or you'd kill the Five and make their energy available to me.”

 

“Your ruse was clever, human,” Viconia nodded. “But are you sure you have all angles covered? You boast about your victory, yet we are here ready to tear you down!”

 

“Bah!” Melissan raised her chin in the air. “What can you do? I am becoming a Living God! Can you truly stand against me! I will crush you like bugs! I will tear you to shreds! I will become so exalted that the world will finally truly love me for the great artist I am!”

 

Jan glanced at Laska, turning his finger along the side of his head. “Cuckoo...” he muttered.

 

And you, little Sendai,” Melissan laughed. “I must congratulate you. I never expected you to be the Five's final survivor. Truth be told, you were always meant to die. You were my contingency if the Five were to turn upon me instead of each other. Your body contains enough essence for me to have gained the upper hand. It's ironic that lived when the others didn't. You… pathetic… whimpering… little… useless…”

 

A crack sounded as a small rock collided against Melissan's forehead. The ex-priestess was utterly stunned for a moment, until she brought up her metal gloves and let out an agonized cry. Unfortunately, the sharp metal of the gloves did further damage by cutting up her face on her cheeks.

 

Sendai stood defiantly, having thrown the stone. “I am not afraid of you anymore!” she shouted in a voice louder than the party has ever heard. “I want a life of my own! And you're not going to stand in my way any longer!”

 

“HAR HAR!” Korgan laughed. “Well done, lass!”

 

Viconia gave Sendai an appraising look. “Seems like our little weakling has found her spine.”

 

“Well done, sis!” Imoen raved.

 

By now, Sarevok had had enough. The hulking warrior took a step forward. “It's not going to work, you know?” he spoke calmly. “The power will not obey you. It never will. Even the little power you have absorbed struggles to escape you.”

 

“Lies!” snarled Melissan as she raised her staff high, only to have it struck by more green lighting. It surged through her, her eyes glowing bright green. “I AM A GOD!”

 

“Bhaal was a god too,” Laska challenged, pointing her sword at her. “More god than you are. And he certainly died.”

 

Melissan looked ready to jump down to confront them. She stood at the edge, smirking down at them, assured of her victory.

 

“Enough! DOOM AWAITS THEE… gurk!” A rage-filled battlecry caught in her throat and died on her lips as a bloody gurgle. Crimson fluid spurt from her mouth. In sheer disbelief and pain, Melissan looked down to see the bloodied tip of a serrated bajonet sticking out of her chest. Red, warm blood quickly started to spread out through her brown robe.

 

The party could only watch in stunned silence as a familiar huntress was stood behind the now dying Melissan. The huntress hooked an arm around Melissan's neck as the ex-priestess was already starting to go weak in the knees.

 

“Well, well, well...” sounded the huntress. “Look who we have here.”

 

“Illasera? I… I…” Melissan gasped, choking on the blood now dripping from her mouth. “This is... this is not...”

 

“Illasera?!” Laska blinked. “But you are...”

 

“Obviously not dead,” Viconia rolled her eyes.

 

“Tsk, tsk,” Illasera grinned, ignoring the bickering and posturing of the party below. This was her moment, something she'd been waiting for since meeting Melissan. They would not ruin this. “You were never meant to claim the power. You never could. Only a true child of Bhaal can claim it. It will never answer to you.”

 

“No. No, I am the puppet master! I am in control! It was I who set it in motion!” Melissan held out her arms to the sickeningly green energy revolving above her around an unseen pillar. Her expression went from determination to desperation. “No... No... it won't answer me. It won't heal my wound!”

 

Illasera pressed her cheek against that of Melissan, grinning a wicked toothy grin. “Ssssh. Sssshh. It'll all be over soon. I thank you for your efforts. But your role has been played out. It is time for the actress to take a bow and exit, stage left.”

 

Tears started to roll over Melissan's cheeks. “You can’t… you can’t just… No. Not... like this. Not like this!”

 

“Awww,” Illasera mock-pouted. “You are just… TEARING ME APART, Melissan!”

 

There was a flash of anger in her eyes when being mocked with the now infamous line from her ill-fated masterpiece of a play. But she knew it was over. Melissan cried out in agony when Illasera violently withdrew the bajonet and let it slide back into her crossbow. The ex-priestess slumped to her knees in utter defeat.

 

Illasera spoke calmly, her face grim. “On your way, then. Onward to oblivion.”

 

With inhuman speed and strength, Illasera grabbed Melissan by the robe and threw her into the air. Melissan's scream of terror was violently cut short the moment she touched the Great Wheel. Her body was instantly shredded and the Great Wheel turned blood red for a few seconds as every cell of her body was evenly spread out through the thunderous divine energy.

 

Finally, Illasera turned her ire on the party below. Those who would defy her. “And here we are, Laska. Child against Child, as it was always meant to be.”

 

“Give up, Illasera. It’s seven against one,” Laska shouted, her swords drawn.

 

A snarl broke through her porcelain mask. “HAH! Unlike you, I’ve made every effort to study the lore. I know how to manipulate every molecule of this place! I know how to wield the power of the Great Wheel! Though I agree, seven against one is rather unfair. Let’s even the odds.”

 

Illasera winked before she jerked her chin to one side. At that moment, the flapping of huge leathery wings was heard as a familiar dragon slowly rose towards the platform. Blinded in one eye, Draconis now quite resembled his father; more muscular than he used to be, with spikes jutting out of his flesh. The one-eyed dragon let his baleful eye roam over the platform, eager for revenge. “Enter the dragon!” Draconis roared, opening his maw to release a massive jet of flame.

 

The party dove in separate directions, with Imoen yelping and hurriedly raising up a magic shield to protect herself and Sendai from the searing dragonfire. Laska dove to one side, rolled over the ground and jumped to her feet swords in hand. The dragon, at least, had gotten much smarter. He hovered away from the platform, flapping his wings to stay in place where the party's stronger melee fighters couldn't get to him while getting ready to bathe the platform in flames once more.

 

A second jet of flame shot out at those who could get to him; the spellcasters and archers. Before Jan could get a shot in with his crossbow, he was forced to run to avoid having his arse set on fire. Draconis dropped more fire to keep them from retaliating, while an insane cackle could only mean one thing; Illasera had entered the fray.

 

Sarevok was the first to raise his sword to try to swipe at her. Illasera was took quick and too strong, however. With inhuman speed, she collided with him, sending him hurtling to the ground as if he were a piece of tissue paper. With crossbow in hand, she zipped across the battlefield harassing the fighters, toying with them before the kill.

 

Korgan let out a yell of frustration as the huntress either deftly sidestepped him, or parried his axe with the extended bajonet of her crossbow. “Stand still, ye bloody grasshopper!” Korgan roared, just before being treated to a crossbow stock to the face delivered with inhuman strength.

 

Meanwhile, Laska's ranged friends weren't doing much better. Even spread out, Draconis moved quickly and on this platform there was precious little in the way of cover. Jan, Imoen, Sendai and Viconia were too scattered to form a proper like of defense. Meanwhile, Illasera was making life difficult for everybody.

 

“She’s completely crazed!” yelled Sarevok as the huntress zipped back and forth between him and Laska, before eventually focusing his attention on the tattooed elf.

 

“You!” Illasera snarled as she slammed her bajonet onto Laska's crossed blades. “You cut off my fingers!”

 

“You seem to have gotten better!” Laska said as she felt the strain on her wrists from the force of the blow. Laska was no stranger to fighting strong opponents, but this was something else; Illasera seemed to move as a blur, and Laska found that parrying her attacks became increasingly difficult, both to deflect and to predict.

 

The tattooed elf let out a yelp when she felt a boot connect to her jaw. There was blood in her mouth when she was sent crashing into the floor, only rolling away from the serrrated bajonet at the last moment before Laska could become a permanent fixture to the platform.

 

Then, it was Viconia who struck first blood on Draconis. The drow took up a position near the center of the platform as a disk of destructive magical energy formed in her hand. Instantly the disk shoot towards the dragon, slicing through scales and embedding itself deep into the dragon's flesh. Draconis howled in pain and frantically looked around whom had injured him. Viconia, emboldened by her first strike, got ready to throw another one when she saw a glint from the corner of her eye.

 

Instinctively raising her shield saved her life; the drow was knocked backwards as a crossbow-bolt penetrated her shield, piercing the magical steel and knocking her down. Over the edge of her shield, she saw an enraged Illasera taking aim once more.

 

Laska came to the rescue, however. The elf let out a yell as she jumped into the air with both swords pointing downwards, hoping to land onto Illasera and impaling her from the back. Illasera was, unfortunately, way ahead of her. As the elf approached, the huntress swung around her axis and was prepared. Laska didn't even have time to yelp as Illasera treated her to a vicious uppercut while she was still in the air.

 

Laska let out a whimper as she was sent flying backwards and landed on her back, near one of the smaller platforms, where she lay groaning as she drifted in and out of consciousness.

 

Korgan suffered the same fate, being kicked right into Sarevok and sending both fighters into a heap.

 

However, those fighting the dragon were having considerably more luck, as Imoen had found out something crucial. “He's blind in one eye!” shouted the pink-haired mage. “Shoot him from his blind side!”

 

Imoen and her friends did just that. Sendai approached him from his blind side and hit him in the neck with a devastating spell which exploded against his scales. The dragon roared in agony and sought out the culprit, but to do so it had to turn his entire body in mid-air, giving the three friends an opening to attack him from the other side. Spells, bolts and arrows collided with Draconis' belly, causing blood to spew forth. The dragon roared and retaliated with fire, but due to lack of proper depth perception, his aim was way off and the jet of flame overshot Jan by a country mile.

 

“AH!” sounded Illasera as she was effectively singed. “WATCH IT, YOU IDIOT!”

 

“HELP ME, YOU FOOL!” Draconis roared. “Keep them off my back!”

 

“Oh, poo,” Jan laughed. “Trouble in paradise? Might I suggest couples counseling?”

 

Illasera let out a snarl as she pressed the attack. “BE QUIET, YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE MAN!”

 

Meanwhile, a groaning Laska forced her aching body to cooperate as she tried to get to her feet. Illasera had knocked her about something fierce and she knew she had to get back into the fight. She sensed something near; something which begged her to come closer and taste of it. Near her, between the larger and smaller platform, was a stream of greenish Bhaal essence. The tattooed elf understood now; the platform was a like a fountain of divine energy. The smaller platform collected the energy fallen out of the Great Wheel and funneled it back into the fountain of power through the central crystal.

 

The tattooed elf felt the power, it almost whispered in her head. And she knew she had to take it.

 

The elf crawled to the edge of the platform and lowered her hand to dip into the violent stream. Laska had to admit to herself that sticking her arm in potentially violent streams of divine power was probably not the smartest thing she had ever done, especially after witnessing what it had done to Melissan, but the moment her hand dipped into the power...

 

Power. Raw unadulterated power entered her body, sending little shocks through her as she shuddered from sheer orgasmic delight. This was a better buzz that Cormyrian firewhiskey. This was a bigger rush than the most dangerous fights she had ever been in. This was more pleasurable than the best sex she had ever had in her life. Pleasure, power and anger washed over her in equal measure as she was energized as no way before. She felt like she could take on the world and win. She felt as if she could tear Illasera apart with her bare hands! And that was exactly what she was going to do.

 

She moved as if time herself had slowed. Illasera's bolts looked as if they were moving with the speed of the average tortoise. Draconis' flapping wings almost stood still as the sails of a clipper. The words coming out of her friends' mouth sounded slowed. Illasera had no idea what awaited her. This time, the huntress wasn't fast enough.

 

Oh, Illasera did notice her. And she did fire a bolt at her. But it simple wouldn't do her any good. The bolt moved so slow that Laska simply threw a sword at it to knock it out of the air. She would tear her apart!

 

Laska rammed a fist into Illasera's jaw, sending the huntress flying backward. Immediately, the tattooed elf was upon her, straddling her and raining blow after blow upon her. Illasera tried to get her crossbow in, but screamed as Laska clamped a hand around her wrist and squeezed. With her free fist, she kept punching and punching. A sickening crack sounded as the huntress' nose and left eyesocket were cruelly broken.

 

Suddenly, Laska's power started to fade as the buzz was starting to wear off. A moment's hesitation was all Illasera needed to chuck the elf off her body. The huntress snarled as rivers of blood ran from her nose. Blinded by the pain, she jumped upwards, onto the center of the platform.

 

“DRACONIS!” shouted Illasera. “Stop her! Stop her from getting to the other platforms!”

 

“Ah!” Laska laughed at her. “So I need to get to the other platforms! Thanks for the helpful info!”

 

“AAAHHHH!” Illasera cried in denial when she started to raise her arms to draw more power from the Great Wheel. The tattooed elf knew that she was on the clock now; the moment Illasera was ready drawing the power, she'd have the upper hand again and Laska was now about to let that happen. She scooped up her swords and ran to the next platform.

 

Unfortunately, it was there that Draconis landed. Apparently having had enough of his own bad aim, Draconis decided to use a tactic which was sure to work. He extended his wings and started flapping forward vigorously. The hot Gehenna air was sent towards them as if it were a wall. Though Sarevok managed to stand his ground, the lighter elf was sent skidding over the platform towards the edge and managed to grab hold of a crease in the organically shaped floor.

 

The others weren't faring much better. Jan and Sendai had managed to duck behind the central pillar, while Viconia managed to grab hold of the stronger Sarevok's leg.

 

Korgan and Imoen were not so lucky and caught the full brunt of the wing buffet. Both of them were sent helplessly into the air, hurtling towards the edge. The moment she saw the cathedral below her, Imoen knew that she had been blown over the edge. If there was nothing for her to grab, this would be the end of her. So she started grabbing desperately for anything... anything that would keep her from falling to her death.

 

Her hand clamped around something coarse and greasy, like a really fat rope. Beggars couldn't be choosers, though, especially when hanging over the side of a cliff. Imoen clasped her bow to her back and got ready climb back up. When she looked towards the platform, she was both horrified and amused to see that she had firmly clasped her hand around Korgan's beard. The dwarf himself had grabbed hold of a spike jutting out from the side of the platform, while his free hand firmly held his beloved axe.

 

“Ye!” Korgan gasped. “Ye never be tellin' anyone 'bout this. Nay ever!”

 

Imoen stifled a giggle, but considered she wasn't in any position to complain.

 

When Viconia's head popped over the side of the platform, Imoen caught a moment of intense fear in her eyes; but when their eyes locked, fear made way for instant relief. That made Imoen smile, even in this insane situation; for Imoen knew that it was the closest Viconia would ever come to telling her she loved her without being asleep or drunk.

 

While Sarevok and Viconia were helping Korgan and Imoen back into the platform, Sendai and Jan stuck to the central pillar. Draconis eyes them, of course, but he couldn't breathe fire on them without harming Illasera. That was a tactical advantage both were eager to exploit.

 

“Any plans, your worship?” said Jan while raising his crossbow. “Or we could just needle it to death like uncle Slamis did with his bedbugs.”

 

“No,” said Sendai, as she eyed back and forth between Laska getting to her feet and Illasera above them still in a trance while drawing more power from the Great Wheel. “I think... I can draw power from this place too.”

 

The little drow narrowed her eyes as she raised her arms to the heavens. Almost instantly, the drow was raised from the ground as arching green lighting shot from the Bhaal essence above into her body. The energy swirled around her as Sendai whispered her spell. Of course, Draconis could recognize bad news when he saw it and tried to risk flaming Illasera alongside Sendai. Thankfully, Jan was quick to cast some protection of his own, shielding both himself and the casting Sendai.

 

The arcane words Sendai uttered were becoming more and more intense as power surged within and around her. Sendai's form darkened and glowed a bright red as she yelled out the final words.

 

Instantly, Draconis was bombarded with a combination of magical meteors, storms, lighting, acid and even a spell of horrid wilting. The entire platform shook and trembled from the sheer impact as the dragon roared in agony and denial.

 

“A contingency!” Jan nodded appreciatively. “Well done.”

 

“Only one... I... had...” Sendai gasped as she did her best to maintain the Bhaal-essence powered spells as long as possible.

 

Suddenly, a crossbow-bolt buried itself deeply into Sendai's chest. The tiny drow yelled out in surprise as the spells were interrupted and she fell to the ground on all fours, moaning in pain. Jan could only counter-attack to prevent the now invigorated Illasera from finishing her off. Though the gnome had no illusions as he well knew that the wound was mortal.

 

“SENDAI!” Imoen yelled out in denial.

 

Meanwhile, the dragon himself staggered and dazed from the impact of the spells. His wings were shattered, bloodied flesh hung from his limbs as most of his scales had been seared from his flesh. Most insultingly of all, the attack had cost him his other eye. Draconis groaned and staggered about.

 

“Get rid of this bum!” Korgan roared as he and Sarevok rushed towards the dragon and started hacking at his legs.

 

“Push him over the edge!” Sarevok said as Laska joined in. Together, they hacked at his legs to herd him towards the edge. Draconis, of course, tried resisting by randomly breathing fire or slashing his claws about, but it was too no avail.

 

Meanwhile, Viconia was tending to the fallen Sendai while Imoen and Jan were playing a dangerous game of cat and mouse with Illasera to keep the enraged huntress distracted long enough to give the others time to get rid of Draconis.

 

“HAH!” Jan said as he rushed around the battlefield under the effects of a haste spell. The nimble gnome was fleet of feet and quick of aim as Illasera's bolts missed their targets again and again. “Your aim is worse that Golodon the unmanned! And he was blind!”

 

“You will pay, gnome! Horrible little man!”

 

“Neener, neener, neener!” Imoen made a funny face before making Illasera's central platform shake with a spell of her own to throw her aim off further.

 

Back at the dragon, Laska, Sarevok and Korgan were combining their massive strength to give Draconis the final push. One leg went over and the dragon lost his footing. Draconis dug his claw into the platform as he struggled to get a grip on the platform. By now, all that was keeping him on the platform was that one claw. Laska and her friends shared a look. Two longswords, a greatsword and an axe bore down onto the dragon's toes.

 

After some creative nailclipping, the dragon slid over the edge, roaring as he did so. Laska and her friends looked over the edge just in time to see Draconis failing to fly with shredded wings. His heavy body crashed into the roof of the cathedral, sending stone and bone flying as he fell right through. Even this high up, the thud of his landing was easily heard. When the dust settled, they could see Draconis' broken and unmoving body lying on the stone floor of the cathedral.

 

That tattooed elf didn't hesitate and ran straight for the next small platform. She dove to the ground and quickly dipped her hand into the stream to absorb even more Bhaal essence.

 

Instant sensory overload!

 

She almost regretted standing up as she immediately went weak in the knees. The power washed over her in waves of unending pleasure. When the spots in front of her eyes faded, she became acutely aware that she was moaning in a rather embarrassingly sexual manner.

 

“Are you alright?” Sarevok asked.

 

“Hah,” Laska laughed to herself. “Other than that this Bhaal essence really makes me want to fuck someone, I'm fine.”

 

“Ugh,” Sarevok could barely mask his distaste. “Leave me alone. Korgan's right over there if you need to sate your urges.”

 

“Ey?” Korgan frowned.

 

There was no time for idle chit-chat. By now, an enraged Illasera had felt that Laska had drawn more power and raised her hands to the heavens once more. The energy from the Great Wheel started to churn right before bringing down tendrils of destructive force down upon the platform. Instinctively, Laska willed her own powers to shield her friends from the destructive onslaught. When the storm finally passed, Illasera look down upon them.

 

“Have you met the Yugoloth? The denizens of this plane?” Illasera grinned as she stood on top of the throne. “There's a Mezzoloth hive nearby. Don’t worry. They’d sure love to meet you!”

 

Instantly, dozens and dozens of jet black bipedal humanoid insects appeared on the platform. With glowing red eyes and gaping maws, thick chitinous hides and magical weapons in their four arms, the tall bugs looked like a true menace. And Illasera was summoning more and more and more.

 

Still fueled by the rage of Bhaal, Laska tore into them with both swords, sending bits of insect and insect limbs flying. Sarevok and Korgan weren't far behind, as especially Korgan was eager to finally sink his axe into something living. The bugs were fighting back, however, and were blocking Laska's approach to the final platform.

 

As the fight was raging on the other side of the platform, Viconia was hard at work on Sendai while Imoen shielded them from Illasera's attacks, as well as any Mezzoloth which dared to stray close to them.

 

Sendai lay on her back as she coughed up blood. The bolt was still sticking out of her chest as blood was slicking her robes.

 

“Vic?” Imoen dared asked right after she blasted a bug off the platform with a gust of wind.

 

The drow looked at her grimly. “She's not going to make it.”

 

“What?!” Imoen sniffed. “No. No! That's not fair. We've only just met her.”

 

“Life isn't fair,” said Viconia as Sendai coughed. The drow put her weapon to one side and drew a dagger from her belt.

 

“What are you doing?” Imoen demanded.

 

Viconia looked at her for a moment. “She's suffering,” said Viconia. “And we can't tarry here too long. I will end her pain and we will join the fight. If we linger here and lose the day, her death will mean nothing.”

 

Sendai shuddered, coughing up more blood as she muttered unintelligible words. With her final breath, she grabbed Viconia by the wrist, preventing the drow from cutting her jugular. Viconia gasped as tremendous power flowed into her from Sendai. Her healing magic increased in power tenfold. The drow knew what to do: she pressed both hands onto Sendai's chest and let the magic flow. The bolt was ejected from Sendai and landed on the platform with a satisfying clank. Torn muscle, shattered bone and ripped skin knitted together and closed. Sendai's unintelligible mumbling became clearer. “I want to live...” the small drow chanted. “I want to live. I want to live. I want to live. I want to live.”

 

Viconia grabbed her by the chin. “You are alive,” said the drow. “I am impressed by your will, young one.”

 

Sendai sat up, her robe still torn and bloody, but otherwise alive.

 

“Yay!” Imoen smiled and hugged her fiercely.

 

“Nice,” said Viconia. “Now how about we take out our anger on some bugs?”

 

“Illasera,” Sendai snarled. “I want to end her!”

 

“That's the spirit,” grinned Viconia.

 

By the time the three friends joined the fight, there were already countless black bug-like creatures on the platform, shrieking and chittering as they attacked anything in sight. Laska let out a yell as she tore into the chitinous horde, still strengthened by the power of Bhaal. She bisected one of the screeching bugs as she got closer and closer to the third and final pool, its slathering torso falling to the ground. By now, however, she was starting to feel the heat; Illasera was summoning more and more bug-men and they surrounded her at all sides. Laska let out a laugh as she twirled around her axis with her swords out like a ballerina of death. She sliced through limbs, torsos and heads with equal measure. But for for every bug fallen, there was always another one. Korgan, more near the back, was having a whale of a time chopping up the insects, spreading their goo all over the ground. Sarevok's laugh could be heard as he sliced his large sword through the horde like a reaper.

 

Piles and piles of dead bug-men lay on the ground. Or semi-dead, as the dying bugs' limbs kept slashing out after death.

 

“There's no end to them!” Imoen yelled out while she tossed a fireball into the horde. The bugs burned and writhed, but still moved. “She keeps summoning more!”

 

“When she’s summoning more bugmen, she’s not shooting at us,” Jan said just as a bolt landed at his feet. “Yipes. Now she's summoning and shooting. Curse women for being so good at multi-tasking! Curse them, I say!”

 

“Argh!” Viconia yelped as she deflected an insect's swipe with her shield and retaliated with with her flail. Her job was to protect the spellcasters, but it was getting increasingly difficult. “I'm surprised none of us are dead yet!”

 

“I'm not!” returned Sendai just as she bombarded the bugs with another swarm of meteorites. “She’s a hunter. Best from the shadows. These are no shadows and we know where she is because we can SEE her.”

 

“Point is moot!” Viconia retaliated. “They might be weaklings, but they'll eventually overrun us!”

 

Among the slathering horde, Korgan raised axe high as he was about to bury it into the skull of an offending bug-man, when a crossbow bolt slammed through his arm at the elbow. The dwarf let out a vile curse, quickly switched his axe to his other hand as his arm hung limply as his side. “I really be 'avin' enough of that bitch with the bleedin' crossbow!” Korgan yelled as he quite literally took the legs out from under the attacking bug-man.

 

For Laska, who was way ahead into the horde, the final small platform was in sight. And not a moment too soon. The bugs were all around her, slashing and cutting at her. Though Laska was strong and killed the mezzoloths by the dozens, her body was starting to feel the strain. A bloody cut on her cheek had blood running down her face. Her armor had been pieced in several places all over her body, leaving small, but aching and bleeding wounds. Laska was starting to pant as pushing through this horde cost more and more energy. Sure, the power of Bhaal coursed through her veins like never before, but these wounds and the increasing fatigue were a painful reminder that she wasn't invincible by a long shot.

 

But now that she was so near the final pool, she felt re-invigorated. She let out a scream from the depths of her lungs. A bug-man shrieked in her face, only to be grabbed by a mandible, pushed to the ground and getting its head crushed underneath a steel-toed boot for its trouble. All which stood between was a huge mezzoloth with a spear.

 

The bug twirled his spear and held it over his head, getting ready to impale his elven opponent. This turned out to be a mistake, as Laska made use of the opening to swing a sword into a low arc and slice the bug's gullet open. The elf kicked a bug who tried to attack her from behind in the face, while she dropped her sword and grabbed the dying mezzoloth by the arms. With her great strength, she hoisted the huge mezzoloth over her head, showering herself with mucky white insect-goo. “DOWN YOU GO!” Laska snarled as she heaved and threw the screaming mezzoloth over the edge of the platform to fall to his gooey high-altitude death below.

 

The tattooed elf didn't hesitate and shot forward, sliding over the now blooded platform to dip her hand in the stream between the two platforms.

 

An orgasmic scream sounded as more and more power leeched into her body. She hissed through clenched teeth as she fell to her knees and trembled. Vaguely aware of the hissing bug-man approaching her from behind, she felt impelled to do something about them before she could stab her in the back. Instantly, she let out another scream as a wave of power emanated from her. The power rushed through the bugs, killing most of them outright and sending the rest careening over the edge. Laska fell to all fours, panting quietly as most bugs on her side of the platform were now dead. From the screeches and the sounds of battle going on, the fight was far from over. But at least, she had a moment to recover.

 

And she really did need a moment to recover. By now, Laska had absorbed as much power as her body could handle without bursting at the seems. There was heavy breathing as she tried to center herself. The power was rebellious and she had reached the limit of her control.

 

She became aware of Viconia kneeling next to her among the piles of dead insects. Soothing healing magic went through her body, taking care of the worst of her wounds.

 

“Vico,” Laska muttered. “If you come any closer with that soft hair, shapely body and throaty voice of yours, I’m likely to throw you onto that pile of dead bugs, tear the armor and clothes from your body and fuck the tits off of you.”

 

Viconia frowned. “Just like that? During the fight? At least it would be an interesting experience,” she shrugged.

 

Viconia and Laska shared a look, then smiled together. Smiles turned into a laughter.

 

However, there moment was cut shot when a whizzing bolt slammed right into Viconia’s left side, piercing the armor and her flesh. A look of surprise crossed the drow's features, followed by a look of abject annoyance.

 

“Vico!” Laska yelled as the drow collapsed to her knees. The tattooed elf quickly dragged her behind a pile of dead bugs and propped her up. Viconia grunted in pain and treated herself to some soothing healing magic. “Nothing vital,” hissed the drow. “Looks worse than it is. I’ll be fine. Go get the bitch!”

 

Laska grimaced and touched Viconia's shoulder. The elf gathered her swords and step onto the pile of dead bugs. The huntress still stood on the raised dais at the center of the platform, taking pot-shots at her friends. “Enough,” Laska hissed. “ENOUGH! ILLASERA!”

 

That got the huntress' attention. Naturally, seeing Laska standing out in the open made her an enticing target. A shot was taken at her, but Laska angrily swatted the bolt out of the air with her swords.

 

“Fall! Fall!” Illasera demanded, utterly frustrated that her shots weren't connecting.

 

The tattooed elf snarled and jumped up, launching herself towards Illasera with swords out. Propelled by the power of Bhaal, she jumped higher, longer and faster than was possible.

 

Three bolts slammed into Laska's abdomen, piercing her armor and her body. But the berserking elf didn't even notice, much to Illasera's dismay. Right before she landed, she steered a sword into a vicious horizontal arc. Her target was the crossbow and the force of the blow knocked the crossbow out of Illasera's hand while the tip of the blade sliced through her armor and clipped her breast. The huntress staggered backwards as the elf landed, and swiped at her opponent's legs with her other sword. Illasera had her legs swept down from under her and toppled onto the platform below.

 

Laska jumped down after her as the crossbow skidded over the edge of the platform. An enraged Illasera snarled as she drew two long daggers from her belt.

 

By now, both Laska and Illasera had absorbed so much divine power that they were both glowing green and energy crackled around them. Both were bleeding. Both were enraged. Both were wounded animals circling each other.

 

Laska narrowed her eyes. “One will stand,” the tattooed elf stated. “One will fall.”

 

Illasera laughed. “Why throw away your life so recklessly?”

 

Laska smirked. “That's a question you should ask yourself, Illasera.”

 

The huntress let out a scream and rushed at Laska. Daggers clashed against swords as the two Bhaalspawn were locked in a fight to the death.

 

By now, most of the Mezzoloth were either finished off or were avoiding any further fights. The party regrouped and gathered near where Laska and Illasera were fighting. Imoen held on to Viconia as the injured drow limped next to her. All of them were haggard, tired and wounded. Sendai herself, not used to combat, looked ready to fall over.

 

“We should help her!” Imoen yelled.

 

“Nay!” Korgan protested. “This be Laska's fight!”

 

“Are you crazy?” Imoen hissed. “We need to do something.”

 

“We can do something!” Sarevok narrowed his eyes as a bug-man wandered dangerously close to where Laska was fighting. It was Jan who quickly dealt with him by clever use of an acid arrow to the knee.

 

“Yeah,” said Jan. “We can make sure it stays Laska's fight by keeping those bug-brains away from them.”

 

Totally focused on the fight, Illasera and Laska clashed blades, the impact so fierce that sparks came flying forth. With blades locked, Illasera and Laska grit their teeth as their muscles strained. “You are nothing!” Illasera spat at her. “While you were boozing and whoring your way through the sword coast, I was honing my skills.”

 

“That explains a lot,” Laska chuckled as she pumped her arms against the force Illasera was exerting. “You certainly act as if you've never had a moment of fun in your life!”

 

“Fun?! I live for the kill! Nothing less, nothing more!” Illasera returned and broke the lock. “I WILL BE THE LAST! I WILL CLAIM THE GODHOOD I HAVE EARNED!”

 

Laska was treated to a fierce slice to the cheek. The elf yelped and took a step back, giving the huntress the opportunity to punch against one of the bolts still sticking out of Laska's abdomen. The tattooed elf yelled in pain as the bolt was driven further into her sensitive flesh. However, she put the pain to good use. Now having found renewed focus, Laska made a fist around the hilt of her sword and punched Illasera into the face repeatedly. Illasera staggered back, giving the elf enough room to kick her steel boot right into the huntress' throat.

 

The huntress jumped back, coughing violently as blood came spurting from her mouth. “I still owed you this!” Laska rammed her fist into her jaw in a vicious uppercut, sending the huntress flying back. “SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT!”

 

The elf and huntress faced each other, swords and daggers out, snarling and panting. Bloody, hurt and staggering. It would be over soon, but from whom?

 

Both Laska and Illasera let out a yell as the both of them started to rush toward each other, both eager to land the killing blow. All their remaining divine power were poured into this final, deadly strike. Elf and huntress came closer and closer, only looking each other into eyes.

 

They met.

 

They struck.

 

Steel sliced through fresh and bone.

 

Both stood panting, bloodied, pained and surging with adrenalin with their backs to each other. Time was seemingly frozen, as an ominous silence fell over the battlefield.

 

Until a loud groan sounded.

 

Illasera first fell to her knees before tumbling onto her stomach as if she were a ragdoll. The once proud huntress lay moaning in a slowly expanding pool of crimson life-fluid.

 

The tattooed elf felt her chest and stomach, the point on her body where Illasera had aimed for. To her delight, she found that Illasera's Bhaalpower infused deathblow had not connected. Unfortunately, she also became acutely aware that there were three metal bolts sticking out of her body. For the first time, the elf started to feel the pain. She leaned against the pillar in the middle of the platform and propped herself up.

 

Laska looked over her shoulder and saw Illasera lying face-down in a pool of her own tainted blood. It was a point of pride to keep standing; it was over now. She was the victor. No more surprises. She placed her hand on her abdomen as blood gushed forth and seeped in and over her armor. In fact, she was starting to feel a bit cold and light-headed.

 

“Laska!” Imoen came rushing over. Both sisters embraced carefully as to avoid the bolts, while Laska started to wheeze.

 

“No,” Laska hissed as her friends tried to push her down. “Heal me standing up.”

 

“Stubborn fool!” Viconia hissed as she still held her smarting but healed side. “You've lost at least two pints of blood and I'll need to pull these bolts out of your body! Lie... down!”

 

“We won!” Sendai blinked. “I didn't think we'd win.”

 

“Don’t feel like a winner right now,” Laska muttered and suddenly grinned. “This is the first fight during which I've had an orgasm. Multiple, in fact.”

 

“First?” Jan laughed. “You're expecting more fights during which you'll have orgasms?”

 

“Hah!” Laska winked while hissing as Viconia was testing how deep the bolts had buried themselves into her body. “I bloody well hope so!”

 

“Priorities,” Sarevok rolled his golden eyes.

 

(Continued in second post)


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#2 Weyoun

Posted 07 January 2017 - 05:37 PM

(continued from first post)

 

Before the discussion could go any further, the dark reddish sky of Gehenna opened, and a bright light fell upon the platform. Soothing healing energy washed over the party, restoring their battered bodies. Three bolts clanged to the ground as Laska's body was instantly healed. She and her friends looked on as a large white portal opened and a huge figure stepped through.

 

“We've seen enough,” sounded the familiar voice of the balor Naraphim. With one sweep of his arm, he magically propelled all the remaining yugoloth off the platform, sending them careening into the depths below without a single motion. “It’s been decided! Laska is the clear and uncontested victor!”

 

The party felt, thankfully physically invigorated, but mentally still completely exhausted. “It's over then?” Laska closed her eyes and let out a sigh as her swords clattered to the ground. “Good. I can't wait to get this armor off, give myself a wash, and get my feet up with a cold pint. Just point me to the nearest pub.”

 

Naraphim chuckled. “You wouldn't like Gehenna pubs. They only serve blood-fermented alcohol here. And warm.”

 

“Ugh, pass,” Laska muttered.

 

A groan sounded from Illasera, whom had apparently only been partially healed. Instantly, she found herself surrounded by Jan and Korgan. “If ye know what be best fer ye,” Korgan held up his axe. “Ye be stayin' down. Laska will decide that to do with ye.”

 

The fallen huntress felt no reason to argue and remained sitting in an upright position.

 

“Well, it's been a long road,” smiled Naraphim. “But I knew you would...”

 

“Gorion?” he heard say.

 

The demon looked down at saw a teary-eyed Imoen standing next to him. “Not exactly,” Naraphim found himself smiling. “Laska did explain it to you, right?”

 

Imoen nodded slowly. “By why did you only speak to Laska and not to me?” she muttered. It was a tone full of pathos and, considering what the usually spritely girl had been through, he could understand she would have come abandonment issues. Not any explanation would cut it here.

 

“Come here,” said Naraphim as he took hold of the girl and lifted her up. Instantly, there was a hug. Memories of Candlekeep came flooding back to him and he new exactly what to do. “Now, what could I do to make it up to you, hm?”

 

“A present!” Imoen demanded.

 

“Oh? What kind of present?”

 

“Well, considering I'm very sad... I mean, really super especially sad...”

 

“Of course.”

 

“A special present. A very special present!”

 

Naraphim put his taloned finger to his lips. “Hm, I know just the thing. I'll go find it and get it for you tomorrow. Hm?”

 

“I love you,” Imoen muttered, causing the balor to smile and put her down. Now that the matter of Imoen had been dealt with, the balor let out a slight sigh and looked at the Great Wheel, now greatly dimmed.

 

“It seems the two of you have absorbed quite a bit of divine essence,” said Naraphim. “You're practically gods already at this point.”

 

Laska pursed her lips. “What happens next?”

 

“That is not for me to tell,” Naraphim said and motioned to a bright light forming at the edge of the platform. Laska and her friends shielded their eyes when a group of women stepped out of the brightness. One was a stunningly beautiful woman with long red hair which reached the floor, clad in a transparent dress. Next to her stood a smaller woman with golden hair in bunches, who was seemingly endlessly flipping a coin. In the back stood a leather clad brown-haired with twigs in her hair and a bow strapped to her back. Among them bounced a rather hyperactive raven-haired woman whose outfit could best be described as two straps and a loincloth. The raven-haired dancer rushed towards Laska and grabbed the startled elf by the sides of the head and pushed her lips on hers.

 

“Bravo, Laska!” the woman spoke in a whimsical voice. “I know you could do it! Hm,” she said while caressing Laska's cheek with a finger, causing the elf to shudder. There was something about the woman's touch which instantly set her loins on fire. “You're an even bigger cutie in the flesh! How about we find some nice private place where we can get cozy and celebrate proper, hm?”

 

Laska was about to vigorously nod her approval, the orgasmic experiences of absorbing the Bhaal essence still fresh on her mind, when the coin-flipping woman scowled at her. “SHARESS!” she admonished. “This isn't the time and place.”

 

“Sharess?” Sarevok frowned as a visibly disappointed Sharess withdrew and look her place next to the other woman, looking rather pouty. “That's... a deity.”

 

“They all are,” Viconia whispered in awe, giving her own patron deity, Tymora, a respectful bow.

 

“Allow me to explain,” said the woman with the coin, an aspect of Tymora. “When Bhaal's plan to resurrect himself became known to us, the pantheons took direct interest in Bhaal's progeny.”

 

“As I told you before,” Naraphim explained. “Bhaal's plan was doomed to failure from the start. By spreading his essence among his progency, he had spread 'himself' as it were, too thinly for his personality to maintain intact. Amelyssan was supposed to separate his personality from his power and pour it into a powerful artifact, but she betrayed him and never did so.”

 

“That means,” Tymora continued. “That the last one standing would potentially rise to power as a god, using Bhaal's essence to fuel the ascent.”

 

“As you can imagine,” spoke the red-haired woman. “We all took an active interest in that. Godhood is, for the most part, politics. All of us saw a potential ally to further our own agendas. Almost all of us sponsored a champion among the Bhaalspawn. Though we are forbidden to interfere directly, there are ways to influence indirectly too.”

 

“We hedged our bets on you, Laska,” said Tymora. “And it paid off. Whatever the choice made here, we know the power of Bhaal will be put to good use.”

 

“I see three victors with a spark of godhood before me,” said Naraphim. “One of them must claim the prize. A new god rises today. Laska, my... daughter. You have struggled greatly all your life. I've done my best to give you a carefree childhood, but now you must choose your own path. Laska. What will you do? Will you become a goddess?”

 

“I donnae know why not,” Korgan shrugged. “Ye be fightin' 'ard fer yer power.”

 

“Oh, don't go,” Imoen pouted.

 

“Hush,” Viconia pressed. “This is Laska's choice. It's a choice I can't imagine... to rise to godhood. As much as I'd like to say that you'd be helpless without us, dear friend, I know better. You've learned and matured a lot over the years. You will make this world your own, no matter your choice.”

 

Jan was next, the gnome shooting Laska as mischievous smile. “Well, you know, it's funny that this situation should come up. It's not something that I like to think about much, but I spent a whole year as a god back in '03. Oh, I know what you're thinking... why only a year? It's a touching and involved tale, but I'm happy to shed some light on it if it helps with your predicament.”

 

Laska raised an eyebrow and crossed her arms. “Oh, this I've got to hear.”

 

It's nice to hear you eager, for once. It's not every day that a gnome finds himself in the middle of Gehenna fighting a crazed near-god and talking to a balor, you know? I haven't done that for at least a year, now! Although to be honest, the last time was only in the company of Aunt Patty and we all know what a pushover her Larry was; and it's nice to see that my tribulations in this party are recognized.”

 

“So what about this god business?” Laska asked.

 

“Ah, yes, it was during the Time of Troubles that I'd run afoul of some Banite cultists who accidentally mistook me for Bane's earthly avatar. Don't ask. Maybe they didn't have a picture. I wasn't sure what to think, myself, and resolved to spend more attention towards my breath in the future. It wasn't long before I was worshipped by thousands on a regular basis. They made good stew and the constant chanting wasn't unpleasant, so I decided to play along. No one grows turnips under threat of eternal torment quite as well as a Dreadmaster, and I'll stand by that statement to this day,” Jan raved.

 

“You sure this wasn't another scheme between you and your friends Bob-Reggie and Abby?” Laska asked.

 

“Nah. Bob-Reggie was having a bit of a dry spell in Lantan and Abby was working shell-games in Skullport at the time. Anyway, it wasn't long before the whole Time of Troubles thing was over and suddenly little old worshipped me found myself up in the heavens before the Overfather, himself. Seems they were short of death gods at the time, and it didn't seem like such a bad gig, so I took him up on his offer. Plus, the dental plan was extraordinary. Being a god isn't what you'd expect, though. Sune was all over me from day one...I hear she developed a thing for turnips about a decade ago. She just wouldn't leave me alone! There were parties at all hours of the night, Lliira would get plastered and fall into the lily pond and eventually Torm would start a brawl with somebody. Did you know what it's like to have Helm pounding on your door at three in the morning? I could never get any sleep at all. If it wasn't one thing it was getting slapped by Umberlee or hit on by Loviatar. All night long...and in the morning, all the gods would be in a foul mood. Terrible.”

 

“That, uhm,” Laska blinked. “Sounds rather outlandish.”

 

“No,” a smiling Naraphim broke in. “That sounds amazingly accurate.”

 

“I couldn't find anything good about the experience at all. No wonder Ao kicked them all out. He probably had to catch up on his housekeeping, of all things. Well, after all of that I was more than happy to let Cyric have the job, eager puppy that he was. Left it behind me for a turnip farm and a nice pension, and gladly... although I eventually traded the pension for some stock in a Spelljammer trading cruiser, which was a bad decision but all us mortals aren't immune to that, of course. Lost the farm, too, in a game of checkers to Uncle Fibbert. But that turned out all right, as the turnips got a bad rot that year and Uncle Fibbert died of too much intestinal gas. Poor man. Anyhow, I hope all my experience has been of some help. Ummm... feel free to accept other opinions. Ummm... no need to stare, now. Move on, move on.”

 

Laska chuckled for a bit. “Thanks, Jan.”

 

“I have to admit to some jealousy here, dear sister,” Sarevok said. “But I'd had my fill of empire-building.”

 

“Choose,” Naraphim pressed. “Stalling won't make it any easier.”

 

The tattooed elf bit her lip for a moment, shook her head as she placed her hand on her hips. She let out a heavy sigh, then turned back to Naraphim and the goddesses with a smile. “Nah,” she said. “Naraphim told me the pubs suck in Gehenna and I don't want to be stuck with bad liquor for the rest of eternity.”

 

Some chuckles went through the gathered crowd. “Be honest,” said Naraphim. “You always used to hide behind humor and bravado since you were little. What's the real reason?”

 

Laska sighed. “I'm just... not ready to leave this world behind. I love life. I love being alive. There's so much I haven't seen or haven't done. I'm not willing to leave my friends and loved ones behind.”

 

“You don't necessarily have to do that, Laska.”

 

“But eventually, I will,” said the tattooed elf. “I will outgrow them if I become a god. No, I want to remain an elf. And I want to build a life for myself without having Bhaal hanging over me like a sword on a wire. Really, I don't think I'll fit in much. No, I don't want to be a god.”

 

Naraphim chuckled briefly. “It's not my lessons, is it?”

 

Laska let out a sigh. “Partly. Honestly, being a god sounds really hard. I don't shy away from challenges, but I don't think it's for me when I have to give up so much of myself.”

 

Naraphim turned to the goddesses. “The choice has been made,” said Naraphim. “Laska will remain on Faerun.”

 

There were one or two disappointed faces, but for the most part the goddesses seemed rather content.

 

“Imoen...” Naraphim started.

 

“Nope,” Imoen started to shake her head vigorously. “No, nope, no, no, no, nej, no, nope, noooopppee, nee, no, no, no, nada, no, no, nope, nope, nope, no, no, not happening.”

 

Naraphim laughed while Laska wrapped an arm around Imoen's waste. “Well, that was rather clear.”

 

“Don't stay on my account, Im,” Laska pressed. “I know you've always wanted to be powerful. Doesn't get more powerful than a god.”

 

“Hah,” Imoen shrugged. “I meant more like lich-powerful, not god powerful. There's far too many rules with godhood. Silly rules too. Nah, I'm staying right here. But you have to promise to help me with the rites for my lichdom, Las.”

 

“That's... really rather a disturbing thought, but sure, I'll help,” Laska replied.

 

Naraphim turned to the final remaining Bhaalspawn. “That leaves only one.”

 

Sendai looked around to see if Naraphim meant someone else, but gulped when she realized he was talking about her. “M-Me?” she stuttered, looking ready to run for the hills.

 

“You followed a path much like my own children,” said Naraphim. “If a little lonelier and unluckier. But you also fought for your power, in your own way. You have earned the right to claim the godhood, if you so desire.”

 

Sendai shook her head. “I... I don't know...”

 

“Don't be shy,” Imoen pressed.

 

Sendai looked up at the demon. “All my life I've been pushed around and looked down upon. All my life I wanted to be someone else. Someone who could be noticed. I used to see the matron of my house walking through the hallways and dreamed about being someone like her. Someone of influence and power. But at the enclave, when I was someone like her, I... I don't think I can do it.”

 

“I beg to differ,” Viconia interrupted. “You put your people in their place when it was necessary. And you negotiated with the queen-monarch of Tethyr on behalf of them and got everything you wanted, because you realized you had all the cards in your hands. With practice, your skills at politics and manipulation will only increase.”

 

“Thanks... I guess,” Sendai blinked.

 

“Of all of Bhaal's children,” said Naraphim. “Sendai holds the most of his essence. Twice as much as you do, Laska.”

 

Sendai nodded. “I... I never felt as if I was part of this world. Perhaps that was the reason. I've never really... lived.”

 

A second flash thundered to the platform and out stepped a tall drow female with long hair strategically placed around her nude body. Along her were three figures; a drow female, a spider, and a limping drow male.

 

“Larriaz! Diaytha!” Sendai yelled and suddenly gasped. “Ya---Yazfryn!”

 

The small drow rushed up to them, wrapping her arms around Yazfryn to kiss him.

 

“Awww, look, Sendai has to tip on her toes to kiss him,” Imoen gushed. “This is just like when Busty Dorn kissed Brett the Stallion in ‘Eternal Undying Love’.”

 

“When did you wake up?” Sendai asked.

 

“Just a moment ago,” said the male drow. “You're a sight for sore eyes, but... first I find out the little peasant girl I fell for is actually the enclave matron and now I find out she's about to become a goddess.”

 

“Trust me,” said Sendai. “I'm confused too.”

 

“You are alright, my friend,” Diaytha actually embraced Sendai. “Lolth be praised.”

 

The invocation of the spider-queen earned Diaytha a scowl from the unclothed drow goddess, but she decided to let it slide and Sendai took a moment to embrace her spider-friend.

 

“Before I make a choice,” asked Sendai. “Can my friends join me?”

 

Tymora answered that. “Of course,” she said. “A god can choose to take mortals by his or her side. But, be warned, your life will be very much different than what you've been used to. It is a gift as well as a burden. But we will help you along the way, as will Naraphim.”

 

“I will follow you wherever you go,” Yazfryn smiled.

 

“If you choose this path,” said Diaytha. “I will forsake Lolth and become your first priestess. I will spread the word of your faith to the four corners of the world.”

 

Larriaz gave her some encouraging chitter.

 

Sendai thought for a moment, then turned to Naraphim with a smile. “I... I will accept the burden of godhood. If... that's okay with Laska and Imoen, of course.”

 

Laska shrugged. “Yeah, sure, by all means.”

 

Naraphim sighed heavily. “I suspect I'll have to start all over again with the lessons.”

 

“Sendai,” Laska told her wayward sister. “Listen to what Naraphim has to say. He's helped me understand the burdens of godhood. And I trust you'll be a whole lot less insufferable than I was.”

 

“Hah!” Naraphim let out a laugh. “You always were, Laska. And I love you for it. But I do hope Sendai will actually pay attention for a while.”

 

The goddesses took up position around the raised dais in the middle of the platform where the power was centered. Naraphim turned to Laska and Imoen. “They will start drawing the power out of you and the other remaining Bhaalspawn and infuse it upon Sendai. But do not think your great struggle will be unrewarded. While we will withdraw Bhaal's essence from you, we will allow your immortality and the eternal youth which comes with being the offspring of a god intact. You will have eternity to explore this world and the planes, barring death by violence.”

 

Laska blinked. “Nice!” she grinned. “I'll have all the time in the world to try out every pub in the world! Adventures forever!”

 

“Yay!” Imoen grinned. “Vic, we can be a couple forever.”

 

Viconia sighed. “... yay.”

 

“Hey!” Imoen frowned, but found herself confronted with a smirking Viconia who quickly grabbed her by the waist and pressed her lips against hers.

 

“HAR!” Korgan laughed. “Don't be lettin' 'er swallow yer whole 'ead, Imoen.”

 

“It is done,” said Tymora as the Great Wheel started to spin faster and faster. Laska shuddered when she felt the tingling sensation of the Bhaal essence leaving her. For a moment, she was engulved in a huge green cloud of power which quickly merged with the Great Wheel. Imoen giggled as she power left her as well. More power came flying in from different sources, probably from the Bhaalspawn still in Saradush as well as undiscovered ones.

 

NO!” shouted Illasera from the other side of the platform as she was being held down by Sarevok. “You can’t! You can’t take it from me! Don't you dare! DON'T... YOU... DARE!”

 

By now, the ranger goddess Meilikki broke the circle and slowly started to stride over to where Illasera was sitting. The fallen ranger quickly went quiet as her porcelain skin went even paler. “No... no, I can't be.... not you.”

 

Meilikki smiled softly. “Hush, my child,” she whispered as she knelt down next to Illasera. The huntress started bawling now and rushed to embrace Meilikki with all her might. “M-mama,” Illasera whispered through her tears. “I’m… I’m so sorry. I didn't mean to...“

 

“Sssshhh, dear child. Sssshhhh,” Meilikki whispered. “I forgive you. I don’t blame you for anything.”

 

“Mama…I never meant to hurt you,” Illasera sobbed.

 

Laska and Sarevok shared a look, quickly drawing the conclusion that the goddess was making Illasera see something different than they were seeing. As Illasera sobbed, the essence of Bhaal was drawn from her, creating a fine greenish mist around her before it was drawn into the great wheel. Meilikki held on to Illasera for a while, then let her go to sit on the ground, her face red and streaked with tears.

 

“Before we infuse you with the divine essence, Sendai,” Sune spoke. “There is a matter to discussion. The souls of all the slain Bhaalspawn linger and languish in this place, as your friend Sarevok well knows. I propose we spend a bit of the divine power gathered here to send these souls into the great wheel of life. It will give them a second chance at the free life denied to them.”

 

“Lingering here is hell,” Sarevok said solemnly.

 

Sendai didn't even have to think about it. “Do it,” she said.

 

Instantly a portion of the power was siphoned off lingered near the goddess Sune for her to use to set the souls free.

 

“Wait!” Illasera shouted. “Let... let me... Let me be free too.”

 

Sune gave her a sympathetic look. “I'm sorry. But the Bhaal essence has already been drawn from you. Your soul will not remain here if now freed from your shell.”

 

Illasera lowered her head and started sobbing again.

 

There was a flash of light as the power of Bhaal was cleansed of its taint and turned into a bright white, a primordial divine essence to be used anew. The power jumped to Sendai and, in a flash, she and her friends were gone, ready to begin their new existence.

 

The Great Wheel was gone, the power spent and the platforms dimmed. The whole pocketplane of Bhaal on Gehenna seemed quieter now, deader. The cathedral below started to shudder and crack. With a rather impressive array of loud noises, the structure collapsed in on itself, leaving nothing but a pile of rubble.

 

“Shoddily made,” Korgan snorted.

 

“Could be the hole Draconis made when he fell,” said Jan. “At least it didn't help much.”

 

“I'm just happy this platform is still floating,” said Imoen.

 

The goddesses gathered around near the bright portal. “Laska,” said Tymora. “It's been fun and pleasant. Betting on you was the right decision. We will no longer interfere with your life. Your fate is entirely your own to shape.”

 

“May you forever bathe in love and happiness,” Sune nodded.

 

“Be sure to fuck a lot too!” Sharess grinned.

 

“Sharess!” Tymora admonished.

 

As the goddesses withdrew, Sharess gave Laska one last wink. “Don't worry,” she husked. “I'll come find you later, cutie.”

 

Laska grinned and gave her a wave. There was yet another bright flash, and the only ones left were the party and Naraphim.

 

“So,” said Laska. “How do we actually get down from here now that the cathedral is destroyed and I no longer have power in this place?”

 

“You!” Illasera cursed as she sat trembling. “Why didn't you just kill me?! I could have been... one the freed souls... and now...”

 

Illasera looked upon Laska, eyes filled with hate. “Now I get to live an immortal life with the memory of having murdered my own mother!” she spat, instantly sobbing again. “I pushed it away... I want to forget again. Goddess Meilikki, please let me forget again...”

 

Laska sighed heavily. She calmly strode over to where Illasera was sitting. She saw down crosslegged next to her, not easy to do in armor. She placed a hand on the shoulder of the flinching Illasera.

 

“Look,” she spoke, a voice full of sympathy. “I was lucky. Gorion gave me a good childhood and my elven spirit protected me from the worst of Bhaal's influence. But when Irenicus took it from me, I got the full brunt of it. The essence made me do terrible things. I've stopped thinking about if it was really me who was responsible or the essence. Perhaps both. I can't imagine what it was like to have Bhaal's essence in the back of your head all the time.”

 

“I don't want your pity!” Illasera spat.

 

“Good,” Laska shrugged. “Because I'm not giving it. Thing is, you have your life. An eternal life now. And you can now shape that life yourself. Its fully yours now, whatever you decide to do with it. But if you're this upset, you might want to think about trying to make things right.”

 

“Make things right?!” Illasera hissed. “I cannot bring my mother back from the dead! I cannot undo anything I've done. How would I ever make things right?!”

 

“One step at the time,” said Laska.

 

“Why would I ever want to make things right?” Illasera spat. “Perhaps I'll just continue to hunt you!”

 

“You won't,” said Laska. “Bhaal's taint doesn't have a hold over you anymore. And the fact that you're worried about how to make things right, tells me it holds meaning for you.”

 

Illasera lowered her head and sobbed again.

 

“Really,” Laska smirked. “I think you could use a really good shag right about now.”

 

Illasera snorted. “I'm a virgin.”

 

Laska nodded. “You know... that explains a lot,” she sighed. “Do yourself a favor and find a nice boy or girl to spend the night with. You won't regret it. Though I suspect you might not want to come with me back to Tethyr. Zaranda is pretty forgiving, but I'm also pretty sure she'll have you hanged. Naraphim?”

 

The balor raised his head.

 

“Could you send Illasera to the other side of Faerun, where the Bhaalspawn haven't reached?” Laska asked. “I hear Thesk is nice this year.”

 

“I can,” said Naraphim. “Just say the word.”

 

“Just like that, you're letting me go?” Illasera said. “You don't even know if I'll decide to come after you to finish the job.”

 

“Somehow,” shrugged Laska. “I don't think you will.”

 

Illasera nodded briefly, looking rather dejected. Of course, having godhood ripped from her fingers, her Bhaal essence taken and suddenly confronted with long repressed memories of murdering her own mother, there was plenty of reason to be dejected. “But... I am alive,” Illasera spoke to herself. “That's the biggest prize I have claimed in a long time. Should we meet again, I can't promise I won't kill you.”

 

“Fair enough,” Laska shrugged. “Should we meet again, I can't promise I won't buy you a pint.”

 

A startled look crossed her features before Illasera disappeared into a magical swirl of energy.

 

“Sister,” said Sarevok. “That was... surprisingly mature of you. I must admit to be rather impressed.”

 

“Hm,” said Laska. “You're here, right? And ungeased.”

 

“Good point,” said Sarevok.

 

“Well,” said Korgan. “This be all and fine, but we'd better be getting' back to business.”

 

Laska turned to Naraphim. “You won't just forget us, will you?” Laska asked.

 

“Yeah, you'll have to come visit!” Imoen pouted.

 

Naraphim sighed. “Technically, it's against the rules, but... bugger the rules. I'll make something up. In the meantime, just enjoy your victory for a bit. Go find Rose, have a party and try not to think about Bhaal or any of his harebrained schemes. You're completely free of him. So go out into world, my children, and make it tremble!”

 

A wave of his taloned hands later, and the party was standing right in front of the swirling portal they had used to end Gehenna. One step forward and they'd be back in Tethyr. Behind them, the now inert floating platform went dark and started falling down. It crashed on top of the pile of rubble and lay there unmoving.

 

“Well,” said Laska. “That's that done.”

 

“So what's next?” Jan asked.

 

“I think we've already decided on that,” grinned Laska as she wrapped one arm over Imoen's shoulders while wrapping the other around Viconia's. “PUBCRAWL!”

 

“Ah, now ye be talkin'!” Korgan roared.

 

“The pubcrawl to end all pubcrawls!” Jan cheered. “Gnomes will be telling tales about this pubcrawl for decades to come!”

 

“Bring on the pints,” said Viconia. “I feel like getting absolutely hammered today.”

 

“That's the spirit, Vic!” Imoen laughed. “Let's party!”

 

“Ugh,” Sarevok rolled his eyes. “This is going to be utterly horrible, isn't it?”

 

“You'd better believe it!” Laska grinned as she jumped forward into the portal.

 

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Queen-monarch Zaranda Star made her way through the hallways of the palace, a profusely apologetic guard captain walking next to her. The queen suppressed a yawn; it was nearing the end of the night, and she quite detested being woken up so early. By now, it was still dark out and most of the castle staff was still in bed. Still, when the guard captain had filled her in on what had happened, she found herself smiling and shaking her head.

 

“I just didn't feel right to imprison the heroes of Tethyr,” the guard captain said. “I had them brought to the palace guest quarters to cool off. Most of them were too out of it to protest.”

 

“Doubtful,” Zaranda smirked. “I see a lot of black eyes as I pass by the nightwatch.”

 

“Well, it could have been worse if they’d been sober,” the guard captain admitted.

 

Of course, Laska and friends had went out to celebrate. Zaranda quite understood; she would have too. The story she'd been told after Laska and her friends returned from, it had sounded beyond fantastical. But she realized it had to be true. Being a queen, she was used to politics, but politics on the level of divinity was way above her pay grade. Sources in Saradush confirmed by raven that the local Bhaalspawn had their powers stripped from them in quite a dramatic fashion, leaving everybody involved quite happy. The war had quieted down to skirmishes, mostly bandits trying to exploit the lingering chaos. All in all, another chapter in the violent history of Tethyr had come to a close.

 

Still, little Sendai a new power? That would be interesting to see. Her drow, at least, were mostly receptive and eager to become party of Tethyr. There was still some distrust to overcome, but that was understandable considering their past.

 

The guard captain was about to knock on the door, but Zaranda stopped him. The captain nodded and unlocked the door for her. The queen-monarch slipped inside and found Laska and her lover Rose draped haphazardly over the bed. Rose was fast asleep, her face smushed into a pillow in her drunken state. Laska was also fully clothed, groaning as she held Rose by the chest.

 

“Laska?” Zaranda whispered. “Laska!”

 

“Mruffff...” Laska stirred as her eyes fluttered open. “Oh... Zaranda... Bugger me, I haven't had a hangover like this like a long, long time.”

 

“I've heard you've had quite a celebration,” Zaranda smiled.

 

“Ssh, Rose is still sleeping. She’s been quite… hedonistic,” said Laska as she awkwardly raised herself from the bed. Her eyes squeezed shut, as she wobbled after standing up. She motioned towards the balcony, and she and Zaranda stepped into the cool night air to give Rose some rest.

 

“So, what happened?” Zaranda asked as the two of them sat down on a pair of lazy reed chairs.”

 

“Funny story, really,” Laska chuckled.

 

“It must be if you've managed to rack up over eighteen thousand gold worth of damages,” Zaranda smirked. “Hero or not, you will pay those.”

 

“It's peanuts,” Laska shrugged. “Talk to Viconia. She handles our party's finances. Might not want to do that first thing in the morning, though. She's a beast when she's hung over.”

 

“So...” said the queen.

 

“So... what?”

 

“Are you going to tell me what happened? Start at the beginning.”

 

Laska shrugged as she leaned on the balcony. “How does any celebration start? We were five lucky adventurers who survived against all odds and came back to town to paint it red. It's not so different from any other group of adventurers after having had a big score.”

 

“Those adventurers usually don't rack up such a high bill in damages,” Zaranda smirked.

 

“Well, I guess the score our party had was a lot bigger in scale. The evening started off well enough. Booze, food, dancing, merriment, lots of rounds being bought. We got kicked out of plenty of taverns for being too rowdy. The last inn tossed us out on our arse well past midnight. By now, the local inns sorta caught on to our rowdy ways and barred entrance,” Laska muttered. “Though that might have had something to do with Korgan pissing against the bar.”

 

“News travels fast in Darromar,” Zaranda chuckled.

 

“Quite,” said Laska. “The only place still open willing to let us in, was The Shaded Lantern.”

 

Upon hearing the name of Darromar's well-known and most high-end brothel, Zaranda suppressed a laugh. “Oh, dear.”

 

“We basically strew some money about and hired all the girls for the rest of the night to start another party,” Laska said. “The entire main hall exploded in merriment and fun, with lots of dancing and drinking.”

 

“That must have cost a bit,” said Zaranda. “You partied with the girls of the brothel?”

 

“Not like that,” Laska shrugged. “Well, maybe Korgan did, but most of us were more interested in drinking and revelry. Jan built up quite an audience for his stories at the fireplace... prostitutes really are good listeners. Sarevok showed off his swordplay... with his actual sword, no innuendo. Sometimes I worry for that man. Imoen taught some of the girls some magic tricks. Light stuff, cards and such. I did some dancing on the stage. Did you know they have a machine which sprays you with water droplets while you're dancing? Wet hair, skin and leather clinging to your body while you dance... it's exhilarating.”

 

“I bet.”

 

“Mind you, Rose and I decided to have a bit of a party in one of the private rooms upstairs after… someone turned up.”

 

“Who?” Zaranda asked.

 

Laska grinned, leaned in chair laying her arms in her neck while flashing the queen a self-satisfied smirk. “Sharess.”

 

“Sharess?!”

 

“Sharess.”

 

“You and Rose… had a threeway with the goddess of Lust?” Zaranda said, her eyes almost bulging out of her skull. Laska's broad grin confirmed it.

 

“Doesn’t she have a cat-head?” Zaranda asked.

 

Laska frowned. “I think I would have noticed,” she said, putting a finger to her lips. “She certainly purred like a kitten. In truth, it was a bit hazy. The three of us had a lot of drink. Heh, I remember Rose taking a shot of whiskey out of my belly-button...”

 

“Keep the details private!” Zaranda pressed. “So, what went wrong at the brothel.”

 

“Well, I wasn't there myself. Like I said, the three of us were upstairs at the time,” said Laska. “But apparently some blokes came in from the docks and weren’t too happy all the girls were taken, basically. In hindsight, we should have locked the doors. They made a bit of a fuss and the madam agreed to have them pick girls to service them.”

 

“I still don't see what went wrong,” said Zaranda.

 

Laska chuckled. “They wanted Viconia.”

 

“Ah.”

 

“Viconia wasn't amused,” said Laska. “Mistakes were made. Mothers were insulted, dwarven ancestors besmirched, manhoods challenged, turnips crushed... And before we knew it, the main hall was a battleground. I only saw the mess when the guards arrived later. I was holding up Rose when I staggered down the stairs looking for more drink.”

 

“Looking for more drink?!” Zaranda blinked. “After all that?”

 

“Biggest celebration of my life,” grinned Laska. “Made the guard stop by the tattoo parlor.”

 

“I saw the black eyes.”

 

Laska pointed to her right collarbone; there were elven runes freshly tattooed on the skin underneath it. “I'm not really good at reading elven. What does it say?”

 

'Nuin I'anor, amrun tuula', Laska slurred her elven speech. “After the sun sets, a new dawn will rise.”

 

“I figured you're get a sleeve on your other arm to celebrate your victory in the Bhaalspawn war,” Zaranda smirked.

 

Laska winked. “Rose hasn't had a chance to design one. For now, I think that simple elven phrase will do.”

 

Zaranda nodded and rose from her seat. “I will leave you be and congratulate you on your victory. Just... do me a favor... don't burn down my city while celebrating.”

 

“Hah,” Laska laughed. “I promise. We'll pay for all the damages too.”

 

Zaranda gave her a curt nod. “Enjoy the rest of your night.”

 

“And the rest of all my nights,” whispered Laska as the queen left. By now, the sun had indeed started to rise, bathing the city into a dim orange glow. She enjoyed the beauty of the sunset. For a moment, before the light started to hurt her head. The tattooed elf hissed and went back inside, closing the drapes behind her. Sunrises were all nice and well, but not when there was a hangover like this stabbing needles into her brain.

 

“Yahoooooo!” sounded the voice of Imoen as she shot through air above the palace, zipping along with massive speed. Naraphim had gone through with giving his apology gift: Imoen was gleefully riding a giant demonic bat through the air. The bat seemed none too bothered with being ridden by her sister. Indeed, Imoen waved at Laska cheerfully as the bat swooped by.

 

Laska let out a laugh and waved at her sister. She'd want to take that bat for a ride at some point, but only when she'd be less tired and more coherent.

 

She made her way back to the bed and let herself drop onto it like a ton of bricks. Rose stirred slightly but was too drunk to actually wake up. The tattooed elf spooned her from behind and nuzzled her neck for a moment.

 

“Today,” Laska whispered, mostly to herself. “Today is the first day of the rest of my life...”

 

It was fitting that that day would start with a hangover.

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#3 Theodur

Posted 09 January 2017 - 02:18 PM


Of course, I'm not done with Laska yet. I'm still posting updated chapters at fanfiction.net and I'm planning a series of vignettes which will serve as an epilogue for the main story as it will chronicle parts of Laska's life afterwards. Those will need some work yet, so look for those around February (yes, in this year or 'current year'  as the meme goes. :) )

 

 

Awesome. You know, I really hate how so many people throw around their '2016 was just such a terrible year' as if it's a fact that everyone has to accept. Still, 2017 is shaping up like a pretty cool year, and we can already put down one awesome thing that happened. The grand completion of Tnt!

 

However, it was hard to miss the elephant in the room; Melissan. She stood with her back to the party, quickly chanting. She wore a long brown robe and a feathered hood while a staff was attached to her back by manner of a series of belts. Most strikingly were two oversized metal gloves covering her hand and fore-arms. During her chant, Melissan raised her gloves high. The Bhaal essence reacted violently to it, sending arcs of green lighting from the maelstrom of power into the metal and into her body. Melissan let out an almost orgasmic scream as the power assimilated into her body. So far, the woman hadn't noticed her.

 

 

Did you just body shame Melissan by describing her as an elephant? Or did I just body shame all elephants by assuming that comparison to them is an insult?

 

“Bah!” Melissan raised her chin in the air. “What can you do? I am becoming a Living God! Can you truly stand against me! I will crush you like bugs! I will tear you to shreds! I will become so exalted that the world will finally truly love me for the great artist I am!”

 

 

Even outside of the play her lines are terrible!

 

“Enough! DOOM AWAITS THEE… gurk!” A rage-filled battlecry caught in her throat and died on her lips as a bloody gurgle. Crimson fluid spurt from her mouth. In sheer disbelief and pain, Melissan looked down to see the bloodied tip of a serrated bajonet sticking out of her chest. Red, warm blood quickly started to spread out through her brown robe.

 

 

What a bloody surprise.

 

“Illasera? I… I…” Melissan gasped, choking on the blood now dripping from her mouth. “This is... this is not...”

 

“Illasera?!” Laska blinked. “But you are...”

 

 

Yeah, you were kinda warned. In a very recent letter. That I told you would forget. :D

 

With inhuman speed and strength, Illasera grabbed Melissan by the robe and threw her into the air. Melissan's scream of terror was violently cut short the moment she touched the Great Wheel. Her body was instantly shredded and the Great Wheel turned blood red for a few seconds as every cell of her body was evenly spread out through the thunderous divine energy.

 

 

And nothing of any significance was lost.

 

Finally, Illasera turned her ire on the party below. Those who would defy her. “And here we are, Laska. Child against Child, as it was always meant to be.”

 

 

Child against children to be more accurate. Three and a half. I guess Laska is such a figurehead that everyone forgets about Imoen and Sendai.

 

Illasera winked before she jerked her chin to one side. At that moment, the flapping of huge leathery wings was heard as a familiar dragon slowly rose towards the platform. Blinded in one eye, Draconis now quite resembled his father; more muscular than he used to be, with spikes jutting out of his flesh. The one-eyed dragon let his baleful eye roam over the platform, eager for revenge. “Enter the dragon!” Draconis roared, opening his maw to release a massive jet of flame.

 

 

Oh, you're back for some more violent beating, Draconis? Step right up...


However, those fighting the dragon were having considerably more luck, as Imoen had found out something crucial. “He's blind in one eye!” shouted the pink-haired mage. “Shoot him from his blind side!”

 

 

That is important, however, when you first described Draconis as being blinded in one eye I figured that the characters already knew it at that point earlier...

 

Power. Raw unadulterated power entered her body, sending little shocks through her as she shuddered from sheer orgasmic delight. This was a better buzz that Cormyrian firewhiskey. This was a bigger rush than the most dangerous fights she had ever been in. This was more pleasurable than the best sex she had ever had in her life. Pleasure, power and anger washed over her in equal measure as she was energized as no way before. She felt like she could take on the world and win. She felt as if she could tear Illasera apart with her bare hands! And that was exactly what she was going to do.

 

 

Umm, so... why is it working like that exactly? Maybe because Bhaal got hard while stabbing his victims in the back or something? Some kind of weird sexual fetish connected with murders or something?

 

Laska rammed a fist into Illasera's jaw, sending the huntress flying backward. Immediately, the tattooed elf was upon her, straddling her and raining blow after blow upon her. Illasera tried to get her crossbow in, but screamed as Laska clamped a hand around her wrist and squeezed. With her free fist, she kept punching and punching. A sickening crack sounded as the huntress' nose and left eyesocket were cruelly broken.

 

 

Ouch. But well, between her and Draconis they still have a full set of eyes!

 

“DRACONIS!” shouted Illasera. “Stop her! Stop her from getting to the other platforms!”

 

“Ah!” Laska laughed at her. “So I need to get to the other platforms! Thanks for the helpful info!”

 

 

lol, it's not often we get to see Laska being quicker on the uptake than other characters.

 

Her hand clamped around something coarse and greasy, like a really fat rope. Beggars couldn't be choosers, though, especially when hanging over the side of a cliff. Imoen clasped her bow to her back and got ready climb back up. When she looked towards the platform, she was both horrified and amused to see that she had firmly clasped her hand around Korgan's beard. The dwarf himself had grabbed hold of a spike jutting out from the side of the platform, while his free hand firmly held his beloved axe.

 

 

I imagine Korgan's beard feeling like a sponge that has been rotting under the bath for about 40 years.

 

The arcane words Sendai uttered were becoming more and more intense as power surged within and around her. Sendai's form darkened and glowed a bright red as she yelled out the final words.

 

Instantly, Draconis was bombarded with a combination of magical meteors, storms, lighting, acid and even a spell of horrid wilting. The entire platform shook and trembled from the sheer impact as the dragon roared in agony and denial.

 

 

Sendai kicking ass is pretty cool. :)

 

Suddenly, a crossbow-bolt buried itself deeply into Sendai's chest. The tiny drow yelled out in surprise as the spells were interrupted and she fell to the ground on all fours, moaning in pain. Jan could only counter-attack to prevent the now invigorated Illasera from finishing her off. Though the gnome had no illusions as he well knew that the wound was mortal.

 

“SENDAI!” Imoen yelled out in denial.

 

 

This would have made a pretty dramatic twist, but at this point I have read ahead and know what's coming. Honestly, I'm not sure I would have preferred Sendai biting it. It feels like she deserved the opportunity to make something out of her new life.

 

After some creative nailclipping, the dragon slid over the edge, roaring as he did so. Laska and her friends looked over the edge just in time to see Draconis failing to fly with shredded wings. His heavy body crashed into the roof of the cathedral, sending stone and bone flying as he fell right through. Even this high up, the thud of his landing was easily heard. When the dust settled, they could see Draconis' broken and unmoving body lying on the stone floor of the cathedral.

 

 

That guy sure was a glutton for punishment. I have rarely seen anyone getting so badly trashed as Draconis. It was kinda awesome.

 

That tattooed elf didn't hesitate and ran straight for the next small platform. She dove to the ground and quickly dipped her hand into the stream to absorb even more Bhaal essence.

 

Instant sensory overload!

 

 

This seemed like a very anime moment with that strange short exclamation.

 

“Hah,” Laska laughed to herself. “Other than that this Bhaal essence really makes me want to fuck someone, I'm fine.”

 

“Ugh,” Sarevok could barely mask his distaste. “Leave me alone. Korgan's right over there if you need to sate your urges.”

 

 

Good thing Sarevok's not the one drawing the power of the Great Wheel. I don't think I would care to see him whipping it out during the heat of battle.

 

Viconia looked at her for a moment. “She's suffering,” said Viconia. “And we can't tarry here too long. I will end her pain and we will join the fight. If we linger here and lose the day, her death will mean nothing.”

 

 

Something about Viconia seriously considering this just felt wrong. I don't know, maybe it's just the timing. After all, this is something usually done after the battle while the dust is settling.

 

Sendai shuddered, coughing up more blood as she muttered unintelligible words. With her final breath, she grabbed Viconia by the wrist, preventing the drow from cutting her jugular. Viconia gasped as tremendous power flowed into her from Sendai. Her healing magic increased in power tenfold. The drow knew what to do: she pressed both hands onto Sendai's chest and let the magic flow. The bolt was ejected from Sendai and landed on the platform with a satisfying clank. Torn muscle, shattered bone and ripped skin knitted together and closed. Sendai's unintelligible mumbling became clearer. “I want to live...” the small drow chanted. “I want to live. I want to live. I want to live. I want to live.”

 

 

I kinda like to think that Viconia provoked her into drawing on the power.

 

By the time the three friends joined the fight, there were already countless black bug-like creatures on the platform, shrieking and chittering as they attacked anything in sight. Laska let out a yell as she tore into the chitinous horde, still strengthened by the power of Bhaal. She bisected one of the screeching bugs as she got closer and closer to the third and final pool, its slathering torso falling to the ground. By now, however, she was starting to feel the heat; Illasera was summoning more and more bug-men and they surrounded her at all sides. Laska let out a laugh as she twirled around her axis with her swords out like a ballerina of death. She sliced through limbs, torsos and heads with equal measure. But for for every bug fallen, there was always another one. Korgan, more near the back, was having a whale of a time chopping up the insects, spreading their goo all over the ground. Sarevok's laugh could be heard as he sliced his large sword through the horde like a reaper.

 

 

It just occurred to me... if Scotty was reading this, he would be furiously jerking off right now. :P

 

An orgasmic scream sounded as more and more power leeched into her body. She hissed through clenched teeth as she fell to her knees and trembled. Vaguely aware of the hissing bug-man approaching her from behind, she felt impelled to do something about them before she could stab her in the back. Instantly, she let out another scream as a wave of power emanated from her. The power rushed through the bugs, killing most of them outright and sending the rest careening over the edge. Laska fell to all fours, panting quietly as most bugs on her side of the platform were now dead. From the screeches and the sounds of battle going on, the fight was far from over. But at least, she had a moment to recover.

 

 

I don't know whether it's just because KOTET is so recent, but I feel like there's something very Force-like about this power.

 

“Vico,” Laska muttered. “If you come any closer with that soft hair, shapely body and throaty voice of yours, I’m likely to throw you onto that pile of dead bugs, tear the armor and clothes from your body and fuck the tits off of you.”

 

 

Aww man, that should have happened a long time ago before Viconia ended up with Imoen.

 

Three bolts slammed into Laska's abdomen, piercing her armor and her body. But the berserking elf didn't even notice, much to Illasera's dismay. Right before she landed, she steered a sword into a vicious horizontal arc. Her target was the crossbow and the force of the blow knocked the crossbow out of Illasera's hand while the tip of the blade sliced through her armor and clipped her breast. The huntress staggered backwards as the elf landed, and swiped at her opponent's legs with her other sword. Illasera had her legs swept down from under her and toppled onto the platform below.

 

 

Looks like some well deserved ass beating is finally coming Illasera's way.

 

By now, most of the Mezzoloth were either finished off or were avoiding any further fights. The party regrouped and gathered near where Laska and Illasera were fighting. Imoen held on to Viconia as the injured drow limped next to her. All of them were haggard, tired and wounded. Sendai herself, not used to combat, looked ready to fall over.

 

“We should help her!” Imoen yelled.

 

 

Yes! Shoot the NOT Laska!

 

“Nay!” Korgan protested. “This be Laska's fight!”

 

 

Nooooo what are you talking about, you imbecile?!

 

“Yeah,” said Jan. “We can make sure it stays Laska's fight by keeping those bug-brains away from them.”

 

 

Forget the bugs! Shoot Illasera, you dimwits! :D


Illasera first fell to her knees before tumbling onto her stomach as if she were a ragdoll. The once proud huntress lay moaning in a slowly expanding pool of crimson life-fluid.

 

 

Well, okay that was pretty dramatic. Well, until you sneaked the crimson life-fluid in there!

 


“Don’t feel like a winner right now,” Laska muttered and suddenly grinned. “This is the first fight during which I've had an orgasm. Multiple, in fact.”

 

 

Uhh... okay then. That's... great?

 


The future teaches you to be alone
The present to be afraid and cold


#4 Theodur

Posted 09 January 2017 - 03:34 PM

 

“We've seen enough,” sounded the familiar voice of the balor Naraphim. With one sweep of his arm, he magically propelled all the remaining yugoloth off the platform, sending them careening into the depths below without a single motion. “It’s been decided! Laska is the clear and uncontested victor!”

 

 

Hardly the neutral party... but it really is beyond the contest. What do you mean that Laska is clear and uncontested winner though? There are three Bhaalspawn left alive. :)

 

A groan sounded from Illasera, whom had apparently only been partially healed. Instantly, she found herself surrounded by Jan and Korgan. “If ye know what be best fer ye,” Korgan held up his axe. “Ye be stayin' down. Laska will decide that to do with ye.”

 

 

She's not dead? Ugh.

 

“Well, it's been a long road,” smiled Naraphim. “But I knew you would...”

 

“Gorion?” he heard say.

 

 

Seems like there's a word missing.

 

Naraphim put his taloned finger to his lips. “Hm, I know just the thing. I'll go find it and get it for you tomorrow. Hm?”

 

“I love you,” Imoen muttered, causing the balor to smile and put her down. Now that the matter of Imoen had been dealt with, the balor let out a slight sigh and looked at the Great Wheel, now greatly dimmed.

 

 

This seemed like a rushed scene honestly. I mean, you built it like this huge elephant in the room (NOT talking about you, Mellisan!!) and then kinda dismissed it with a present? Eh, I don't know. Then again, I guess you wanted to wrap it up before the end of the story, and maybe there just wasn't time to do it more properly. *shrug*

 

Laska was about to vigorously nod her approval, the orgasmic experiences of absorbing the Bhaal essence still fresh on her mind, when the coin-flipping woman scowled at her. “SHARESS!” she admonished. “This isn't the time and place.”

 

“Sharess?” Sarevok frowned as a visibly disappointed Sharess withdrew and look her place next to the other woman, looking rather pouty. “That's... a deity.”

 

 

It takes all sorts, Sarevok. And if you would have achieved godhood, maybe you'd get to bang her. Tough luck now.

 

Jan was next, the gnome shooting Laska as mischievous smile. “Well, you know, it's funny that this situation should come up. It's not something that I like to think about much, but I spent a whole year as a god back in '03. Oh, I know what you're thinking... why only a year? It's a touching and involved tale, but I'm happy to shed some light on it if it helps with your predicament.”

 

Laska raised an eyebrow and crossed her arms. “Oh, this I've got to hear.”

 

 

When faced with this kind of decision, Jan is probably the one person from which you shouldn't be seeking advice. You might end up the god of turnips or something.

 

“Nah. Bob-Reggie was having a bit of a dry spell in Lantan and Abby was working shell-games in Skullport at the time. Anyway, it wasn't long before the whole Time of Troubles thing was over and suddenly little old worshipped me found myself up in the heavens before the Overfather, himself. Seems they were short of death gods at the time, and it didn't seem like such a bad gig, so I took him up on his offer. Plus, the dental plan was extraordinary. Being a god isn't what you'd expect, though. Sune was all over me from day one...I hear she developed a thing for turnips about a decade ago. She just wouldn't leave me alone! There were parties at all hours of the night, Lliira would get plastered and fall into the lily pond and eventually Torm would start a brawl with somebody. Did you know what it's like to have Helm pounding on your door at three in the morning? I could never get any sleep at all. If it wasn't one thing it was getting slapped by Umberlee or hit on by Loviatar. All night long...and in the morning, all the gods would be in a foul mood. Terrible.”

 

“That, uhm,” Laska blinked. “Sounds rather outlandish.”

 

“No,” a smiling Naraphim broke in. “That sounds amazingly accurate.”

 

 

Yeah, I have to give him that. Wait, does that mean Jan is telling the truth?!

 

The tattooed elf bit her lip for a moment, shook her head as she placed her hand on her hips. She let out a heavy sigh, then turned back to Naraphim and the goddesses with a smile. “Nah,” she said. “Naraphim told me the pubs suck in Gehenna and I don't want to be stuck with bad liquor for the rest of eternity.”

 

Some chuckles went through the gathered crowd. “Be honest,” said Naraphim. “You always used to hide behind humor and bravado since you were little. What's the real reason?”

 

 

Nice touch that he sees through that bullshit reply. :)

 

Naraphim turned to the goddesses. “The choice has been made,” said Naraphim. “Laska will remain on Faerun.”

 

 

Not terribly surprising.

 

“Imoen...” Naraphim started.

 

“Nope,” Imoen started to shake her head vigorously. “No, nope, no, no, no, nej, no, nope, noooopppee, nee, no, no, no, nada, no, no, nope, nope, nope, no, no, not happening.”

 

 

Well, I'm glad you treated the situation with all the seriousness it deserves.

 

“I beg to differ,” Viconia interrupted. “You put your people in their place when it was necessary. And you negotiated with the queen-monarch of Tethyr on behalf of them and got everything you wanted, because you realized you had all the cards in your hands. With practice, your skills at politics and manipulation will only increase.”

 

 

Yeah, but she might get stabbed in the back long before she gets the necessary practice.

 

“Of all of Bhaal's children,” said Naraphim. “Sendai holds the most of his essence. Twice as much as you do, Laska.”

 

 

Really? Wow. It didn't seem to have absolutely no corrupting influence on her.

 

The small drow rushed up to them, wrapping her arms around Yazfryn to kiss him.

 

“Awww, look, Sendai has to tip on her toes to kiss him,” Imoen gushed. “This is just like when Busty Dorn kissed Brett the Stallion in ‘Eternal Undying Love’.”

 

 

...  NOOOOOOO!  Oh, that was horrible. Couldn't you leave Brett out of the final chapter of this wonderful story? GAH!

 


“You are alright, my friend,” Diaytha actually embraced Sendai. “Lolth be praised.”

 

 

Ummm, awkward...

 

Sendai thought for a moment, then turned to Naraphim with a smile. “I... I will accept the burden of godhood. If... that's okay with Laska and Imoen, of course.”

 

 

Alright, that is kinda cool and a bit amusing. She can be the goddess of the cute spiders and lost kittens, or something. Certainly nothing to do with murder.

 

Laska blinked. “Nice!” she grinned. “I'll have all the time in the world to try out every pub in the world! Adventures forever!”

 

“Yay!” Imoen grinned. “Vic, we can be a couple forever.”

 

 

Oh my god, there's just no getting rid of her.

 

By now, the ranger goddess Meilikki broke the circle and slowly started to stride over to where Illasera was sitting. The fallen ranger quickly went quiet as her porcelain skin went even paler. “No... no, I can't be.... not you.”

 

Meilikki smiled softly. “Hush, my child,” she whispered as she knelt down next to Illasera. The huntress started bawling now and rushed to embrace Meilikki with all her might. “M-mama,” Illasera whispered through her tears. “I’m… I’m so sorry. I didn't mean to...“

 

 

*blinks furiously*  What the... what the hell just happened... 

 

“Before we infuse you with the divine essence, Sendai,” Sune spoke. “There is a matter to discussion. The souls of all the slain Bhaalspawn linger and languish in this place, as your friend Sarevok well knows. I propose we spend a bit of the divine power gathered here to send these souls into the great wheel of life. It will give them a second chance at the free life denied to them.”

 

“Lingering here is hell,” Sarevok said solemnly.

 

Sendai didn't even have to think about it. “Do it,” she said.

 

 

Well, she's made a fine first decision. Good start!

 

Illasera looked upon Laska, eyes filled with hate. “Now I get to live an immortal life with the memory of having murdered my own mother!” she spat, instantly sobbing again. “I pushed it away... I want to forget again. Goddess Meilikki, please let me forget again...”

 

 

well, you could probably throw yourself from this here platform if you really wanted to...

 

“Good,” Laska shrugged. “Because I'm not giving it. Thing is, you have your life. An eternal life now. And you can now shape that life yourself. Its fully yours now, whatever you decide to do with it. But if you're this upset, you might want to think about trying to make things right.”

 

“Make things right?!” Illasera hissed. “I cannot bring my mother back from the dead! I cannot undo anything I've done. How would I ever make things right?!”

 

 

That's a good question. *turns to stare at Sarevok* Hmm... maybe Illasera could do with a chat with that guy. I think he was in her shoes once.

 

“Really,” Laska smirked. “I think you could use a really good shag right about now.”

 

Illasera snorted. “I'm a virgin.”

 

Laska nodded. “You know... that explains a lot,” she sighed.

 

 

Oh yeah, I hear people who don't get laid are prone to going on murderous sprees. Happens all the time. Hmm, maybe you should be careful with whom you go on summer vacations...

 

Illasera nodded briefly, looking rather dejected. Of course, having godhood ripped from her fingers, her Bhaal essence taken and suddenly confronted with long repressed memories of murdering her own mother, there was plenty of reason to be dejected. “But... I am alive,” Illasera spoke to herself. “That's the biggest prize I have claimed in a long time. Should we meet again, I can't promise I won't kill you.”

 

“Fair enough,” Laska shrugged. “Should we meet again, I can't promise I won't buy you a pint.”

 

A startled look crossed her features before Illasera disappeared into a magical swirl of energy.

 

 

I would have been fine with an ending where Illasera is toast. Just saying. ;)

 

Of course, Laska and friends had went out to celebrate. Zaranda quite understood; she would have too. The story she'd been told after Laska and her friends returned from, it had sounded beyond fantastical. But she realized it had to be true. Being a queen, she was used to politics, but politics on the level of divinity was way above her pay grade. Sources in Saradush confirmed by raven that the local Bhaalspawn had their powers stripped from them in quite a dramatic fashion, leaving everybody involved quite happy. The war had quieted down to skirmishes, mostly bandits trying to exploit the lingering chaos. All in all, another chapter in the violent history of Tethyr had come to a close.

 

 

I guess that's what they call a happy ending.

 

“Mind you, Rose and I decided to have a bit of a party in one of the private rooms upstairs after… someone turned up.”

 

“Who?” Zaranda asked.

 

Laska grinned, leaned in chair laying her arms in her neck while flashing the queen a self-satisfied smirk. “Sharess.”

 

 

Yeah, not surprised there. That must have been a lot of fun, mind you.

 

“Yahoooooo!” sounded the voice of Imoen as she shot through air above the palace, zipping along with massive speed. Naraphim had gone through with giving his apology gift: Imoen was gleefully riding a giant demonic bat through the air. The bat seemed none too bothered with being ridden by her sister. Indeed, Imoen waved at Laska cheerfully as the bat swooped by.

 

 

Okay, I have to admit, that is a very cool present!

 


“Today,” Laska whispered, mostly to herself. “Today is the first day of the rest of my life...”

 

It was fitting that that day would start with a hangover.

 

 

Didn't this story also start with a hangover? Talk about going the full circle. :D

Anyway, well done. Great achievement to finish this epic beast! Treat yourself to some non-alcoholic champagne, you have earned it!
 

 


The future teaches you to be alone
The present to be afraid and cold


#5 Weyoun

Posted 05 February 2017 - 09:53 AM

---Awesome. You know, I really hate how so many people throw around their '2016 was just such a terrible year' as if it's a fact that everyone has to accept. Still, 2017 is shaping up like a pretty cool year, and we can already put down one awesome thing that happened. The grand completion of Tnt!

 

Thanks! Yeah, 2017 is looking up for me personally, at least. And I'm quite happy to have finished TnT. Mind you, I still have to do the epilogue.

 

 

---Did you just body shame Melissan by describing her as an elephant? Or did I just body shame all elephants by assuming that comparison to them is an insult?

 

#ElephantLivesMatter #FuckthePo-chers #DicksOutForDumbo

 

 

--- Even outside of the play her lines are terrible!

 

“Everybody betray me! I tire of this world!”

 

 

---What a bloody surprise.

 

You saw it coming. :)

 

 

---Yeah, you were kinda warned. In a very recent letter. That I told you would forget. :D

 

Memory of the goldfish, that one.

 

 

---Child against children to be more accurate. Three and a half. I guess Laska is such a figurehead that everyone forgets about Imoen and Sendai.

 

Truth be told, Illasera doesn't think very highly of them. She only sees Laska as a threat.

 

 

--- Oh, you're back for some more violent beating, Draconis? Step right up...

 

He'll get some shots in first, though.

 

 

--- That is important, however, when you first described Draconis as being blinded in one eye I figured that the characters already knew it at that point earlier...

 

True, that, but I didn't think it would be wrong to remind the readers.

 

 

---Umm, so... why is it working like that exactly? Maybe because Bhaal got hard while stabbing his victims in the back or something? Some kind of weird sexual fetish connected with murders or something?

 

Divine power entering a mortal body (oo-er) I imagine to be a bit of a rush. And since Laska is a very sexual creature, it presses those buttons.

 

 

---Ouch. But well, between her and Draconis they still have a full set of eyes!

 

I expect her eye to swell up swiftly.

 

 

--- lol, it's not often we get to see Laska being quicker on the uptake than other characters.

 

 

It helps that she had that rush. :)

 

 

--- I imagine Korgan's beard feeling like a sponge that has been rotting under the bath for about 40 years.

 

 

… thank you very much for that delightful image. :)

 

 

--- Sendai kicking ass is pretty cool. :)

 

She deserves her moment. :)

 

 

--- This would have made a pretty dramatic twist, but at this point I have read ahead and know what's coming. Honestly, I'm not sure I would have preferred Sendai biting it. It feels like she deserved the opportunity to make something out of her new life.

 

Oi, no peeking. :) Seriously, though, I've done a lot of debating if someone were to die here. Sendai was a likely candidate, but also Viconia, believe it or not. In the end, I was boring and everybody lives. :)

 

 

---That guy sure was a glutton for punishment. I have rarely seen anyone getting so badly trashed as Draconis. It was kinda awesome.

 

Draconis had his moment, though.

 

 

This seemed like a very anime moment with that strange short exclamation.

 

 

--- Good thing Sarevok's not the one drawing the power of the Great Wheel. I don't think I would care to see him whipping it out during the heat of battle.

 

There are at least three cards in the cards against humanity game which would apply! :)

 

 

 

--- Something about Viconia seriously considering this just felt wrong. I don't know, maybe it's just the timing. After all, this is something usually done after the battle while the dust is settling.

 

It's easy to forget that Vic can be rather callous at times.

 

 

--- I kinda like to think that Viconia provoked her into drawing on the power.

 

Who knows, maybe it did.

 

 

--- It just occurred to me... if Scotty was reading this, he would be furiously jerking off right now. :P

 

They aren't lava-bugs, though. That's a big distinction. :D

 

 

--- I don't know whether it's just because KOTET is so recent, but I feel like there's something very Force-like about this power.

 

Now that you mention that, it has something of what happened to Vaylin on Nathema. Only less destructive, I guess.

 

 

---Aww man, that should have happened a long time ago before Viconia ended up with Imoen.

 

Perhaps in another world. :)

 

 

---Yes! Shoot the NOT Laska!

 

That would be the smart thing to do.

 

 

--- Nooooo what are you talking about, you imbecile?!

 

 

Honor among warriors isn't always practical. :)

 

 

---Forget the bugs! Shoot Illasera, you dimwits! :D

 

:D

 

 

---Well, okay that was pretty dramatic. Well, until you sneaked the crimson life-fluid in there!

 

Heheheh. :)


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#6 Weyoun

Posted 05 February 2017 - 10:12 AM

--- Hardly the neutral party... but it really is beyond the contest. What do you mean that Laska is clear and uncontested winner though? There are three Bhaalspawn left alive. :)

 

 

True, but they are no match for Laska if she were to turn against them. There's also the minor Bhaalspawn, but they don't matter. Laska has claimed the throne and is the first Bhaalspawn to do so.

 

 

A groan sounded from Illasera, whom had apparently only been partially healed. Instantly, she found herself surrounded by Jan and Korgan. “If ye know what be best fer ye,” Korgan held up his axe. “Ye be stayin' down. Laska will decide that to do with ye.”

 

 

--- Seems like there's a word missing.

 

Hm, I don't see it. ?

 

 

--- This seemed like a rushed scene honestly. I mean, you built it like this huge elephant in the room (NOT talking about you, Mellisan!!) and then kinda dismissed it with a present? Eh, I don't know. Then again, I guess you wanted to wrap it up before the end of the story, and maybe there just wasn't time to do it more properly. *shrug*

 

I'm not sure I quite agree, though. They certainly haven't seen the last of Naraphim. And Imoen is materialistic enough be happy with a present to forgive all.

 

---It takes all sorts, Sarevok. And if you would have achieved godhood, maybe you'd get to bang her. Tough luck now.

 

Yep. Laska gets that honor now.

 

 

--- When faced with this kind of decision, Jan is probably the one person from which you shouldn't be seeking advice. You might end up the god of turnips or something.

 

You say that as if it's a bad thing. :)

 

 

--- Yeah, I have to give him that. Wait, does that mean Jan is telling the truth?!

 

Are you really surprised? :)

 

 

--- Nice touch that he sees through that bullshit reply. :)

 

:D Well, he did *raise* her. He should know her tricks and how she acts.

 

 

---Well, I'm glad you treated the situation with all the seriousness it deserves.

 

Are you really surprised?

 

 

-- Really? Wow. It didn't seem to have absolutely no corrupting influence on her.

 

Sendai, like Laska, has an elven spirit which protected her from the worst of the corruption. Laska only fell pray to corruption after Irenicus took hers.

 

--- ... NOOOOOOO! Oh, that was horrible. Couldn't you leave Brett out of the final chapter of this wonderful story? GAH!

 

This was written before #StarveTheManatee. I have that excuse!

 

 

--- Alright, that is kinda cool and a bit amusing. She can be the goddess of the cute spiders and lost kittens, or something. Certainly nothing to do with murder.

 

She'll be god of the Lost, patron saint of those what are looking for their lot in life or find themselves downtrotten.

 

 

--- *blinks furiously* What the... what the hell just happened...

 

Illasera is reliving a suppressed memory.

 

 

--- well, you could probably throw yourself from this here platform if you really wanted to...

 

That won't solve the problem, though.

 

 

---That's a good question. *turns to stare at Sarevok* Hmm... maybe Illasera could do with a chat with that guy. I think he was in her shoes once.

 

Illasera is going to have to walk her own path to figure herself out, though.

 

 

--- Oh yeah, I hear people who don't get laid are prone to going on murderous sprees. Happens all the time. Hmm, maybe you should be careful with whom you go on summer vacations...

 

It's more like Illasera never actualy lived nor did anything else than hunting. She needs to find a different path.

 

 

--- I would have been fine with an ending where Illasera is toast. Just saying. ;)

 

Fair enough. :)

 

--- I guess that's what they call a happy ending.

 

Oh, definitely.

 

 

--- Yeah, not surprised there. That must have been a lot of fun, mind you.

 

Laska: Oh, you have no idea!

 

--- Okay, I have to admit, that is a very cool present!

 

Well, Imoen it too old for a pony.

 

 

--- Didn't this story also start with a hangover? Talk about going the full circle. :D

 

Oh, yeah! I didn't even remember that. Cool!

 

--- Anyway, well done. Great achievement to finish this epic beast! Treat yourself to some non-alcoholic champagne, you have earned it!

 

Thanks! Now I guess I should work on the epilogue a bit more.


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#7 Laufey

Posted 12 March 2017 - 04:49 PM

Hello everyone.

 

This is it. This is the final chapter of TnT. The story I started way back in 2001 now finally sees its completion. It's a weird feeling and, to be honest, there were times when I thought TnT would never be finished. But, here it is. The final chapter. I want to thank everyone who stuck with me over the years, old readers and new. It's been a wild ride.

 

Of course, I'm not done with Laska yet. I'm still posting updated chapters at fanfiction.net and I'm planning a series of vignettes which will serve as an epilogue for the main story as it will chronicle parts of Laska's life afterwards. Those will need some work yet, so look for those around February (yes, in this year or 'current year'  as the meme goes. :) )

 

Without further ado, I hope you'll enjoy the last chapter of TnT

​Woohoo! Big congrats on finishing it! And something tells me you won't be done with Laska for a long time. :)

 

 

And you, little Sendai,” Melissan laughed. “I must congratulate you. I never expected you to be the Five's final survivor. Truth be told, you were always meant to die. You were my contingency if the Five were to turn upon me instead of each other. Your body contains enough essence for me to have gained the upper hand. It's ironic that lived when the others didn't. You… pathetic… whimpering… little… useless…”

 

A crack sounded as a small rock collided against Melissan's forehead. The ex-priestess was utterly stunned for a moment, until she brought up her metal gloves and let out an agonized cry. Unfortunately, the sharp metal of the gloves did further damage by cutting up her face on her cheeks.

 

Sendai stood defiantly, having thrown the stone. “I am not afraid of you anymore!” she shouted in a voice louder than the party has ever heard. “I want a life of my own! And you're not going to stand in my way any longer!”

​Good for her!

 

“Illasera? I… I…” Melissan gasped, choking on the blood now dripping from her mouth. “This is... this is not...”

 

“Illasera?!” Laska blinked. “But you are...”

 

“Obviously not dead,” Viconia rolled her eyes.

​Vadrak Dekaras: I did warn you, didn't I? I definitely remember warning you.

 

 

Tears started to roll over Melissan's cheeks. “You can’t… you can’t just… No. Not... like this. Not like this!”

 

“Awww,” Illasera mock-pouted. “You are just… TEARING ME APART, Melissan!”

​Literally!

The party dove in separate directions, with Imoen yelping and hurriedly raising up a magic shield to protect herself and Sendai from the searing dragonfire. Laska dove to one side, rolled over the ground and jumped to her feet swords in hand. The dragon, at least, had gotten much smarter. He hovered away from the platform, flapping his wings to stay in place where the party's stronger melee fighters couldn't get to him while getting ready to bathe the platform in flames once more.

 

A second jet of flame shot out at those who could get to him; the spellcasters and archers. Before Jan could get a shot in with his crossbow, he was forced to run to avoid having his arse set on fire. Draconis dropped more fire to keep them from retaliating, while an insane cackle could only mean one thing; Illasera had entered the fray.

​Final bossfight, go go go! Glad to see Draconis has smartened up.

 

The elf crawled to the edge of the platform and lowered her hand to dip into the violent stream. Laska had to admit to herself that sticking her arm in potentially violent streams of divine power was probably not the smartest thing she had ever done, especially after witnessing what it had done to Melissan, but the moment her hand dipped into the power...

 

Power. Raw unadulterated power entered her body, sending little shocks through her as she shuddered from sheer orgasmic delight. This was a better buzz that Cormyrian firewhiskey. This was a bigger rush than the most dangerous fights she had ever been in. This was more pleasurable than the best sex she had ever had in her life. Pleasure, power and anger washed over her in equal measure as she was energized as no way before. She felt like she could take on the world and win. She felt as if she could tear Illasera apart with her bare hands! And that was exactly what she was going to do.

​Yessss, go for it!

 

...what? Unlimited power is hot.

 

 

Korgan and Imoen were not so lucky and caught the full brunt of the wing buffet. Both of them were sent helplessly into the air, hurtling towards the edge. The moment she saw the cathedral below her, Imoen knew that she had been blown over the edge. If there was nothing for her to grab, this would be the end of her. So she started grabbing desperately for anything... anything that would keep her from falling to her death.

 

Her hand clamped around something coarse and greasy, like a really fat rope. Beggars couldn't be choosers, though, especially when hanging over the side of a cliff. Imoen clasped her bow to her back and got ready climb back up. When she looked towards the platform, she was both horrified and amused to see that she had firmly clasped her hand around Korgan's beard. The dwarf himself had grabbed hold of a spike jutting out from the side of the platform, while his free hand firmly held his beloved axe.

 

“Ye!” Korgan gasped. “Ye never be tellin' anyone 'bout this. Nay ever!”

​Heh, fair enough, given he saved her life. :)


 

 

Back at the dragon, Laska, Sarevok and Korgan were combining their massive strength to give Draconis the final push. One leg went over and the dragon lost his footing. Draconis dug his claw into the platform as he struggled to get a grip on the platform. By now, all that was keeping him on the platform was that one claw. Laska and her friends shared a look. Two longswords, a greatsword and an axe bore down onto the dragon's toes.

 

After some creative nailclipping, the dragon slid over the edge, roaring as he did so. Laska and her friends looked over the edge just in time to see Draconis failing to fly with shredded wings. His heavy body crashed into the roof of the cathedral, sending stone and bone flying as he fell right through. Even this high up, the thud of his landing was easily heard. When the dust settled, they could see Draconis' broken and unmoving body lying on the stone floor of the cathedral.

​Wheee, splat!

 

 

She almost regretted standing up as she immediately went weak in the knees. The power washed over her in waves of unending pleasure. When the spots in front of her eyes faded, she became acutely aware that she was moaning in a rather embarrassingly sexual manner.

 

“Are you alright?” Sarevok asked.

 

“Hah,” Laska laughed to herself. “Other than that this Bhaal essence really makes me want to fuck someone, I'm fine.”

​Not Sarevok! He's your brother.


 

Sendai shuddered, coughing up more blood as she muttered unintelligible words. With her final breath, she grabbed Viconia by the wrist, preventing the drow from cutting her jugular. Viconia gasped as tremendous power flowed into her from Sendai. Her healing magic increased in power tenfold. The drow knew what to do: she pressed both hands onto Sendai's chest and let the magic flow. The bolt was ejected from Sendai and landed on the platform with a satisfying clank. Torn muscle, shattered bone and ripped skin knitted together and closed. Sendai's unintelligible mumbling became clearer. “I want to live...” the small drow chanted. “I want to live. I want to live. I want to live. I want to live.”

 

Viconia grabbed her by the chin. “You are alive,” said the drow. “I am impressed by your will, young one.”

​Guess Sendai powered up as well.


 

An orgasmic scream sounded as more and more power leeched into her body. She hissed through clenched teeth as she fell to her knees and trembled. Vaguely aware of the hissing bug-man approaching her from behind, she felt impelled to do something about them before she could stab her in the back. Instantly, she let out another scream as a wave of power emanated from her. The power rushed through the bugs, killing most of them outright and sending the rest careening over the edge. Laska fell to all fours, panting quietly as most bugs on her side of the platform were now dead. From the screeches and the sounds of battle going on, the fight was far from over. But at least, she had a moment to recover.

 

And she really did need a moment to recover. By now, Laska had absorbed as much power as her body could handle without bursting at the seems. There was heavy breathing as she tried to center herself. The power was rebellious and she had reached the limit of her control.

​*fans self*

 

....what? I did say unlimited cosmic power was really hot.

 


 

Both stood panting, bloodied, pained and surging with adrenalin with their backs to each other. Time was seemingly frozen, as an ominous silence fell over the battlefield.

 

Until a loud groan sounded.

 

Illasera first fell to her knees before tumbling onto her stomach as if she were a ragdoll. The once proud huntress lay moaning in a slowly expanding pool of crimson life-fluid.

​Ha! Did it hit her in the gland?

 


Rogues do it from behind.

#8 Laufey

Posted 12 March 2017 - 05:01 PM

 

 

The demon looked down at saw a teary-eyed Imoen standing next to him. “Not exactly,” Naraphim found himself smiling. “Laska did explain it to you, right?”

 

Imoen nodded slowly. “By why did you only speak to Laska and not to me?” she muttered. It was a tone full of pathos and, considering what the usually spritely girl had been through, he could understand she would have come abandonment issues. Not any explanation would cut it here.

 

“Come here,” said Naraphim as he took hold of the girl and lifted her up. Instantly, there was a hug. Memories of Candlekeep came flooding back to him and he new exactly what to do. “Now, what could I do to make it up to you, hm?”

 

“A present!” Imoen demanded.

​Now I'm mildly concerned about what kind of present that could be...

 

“Bravo, Laska!” the woman spoke in a whimsical voice. “I know you could do it! Hm,” she said while caressing Laska's cheek with a finger, causing the elf to shudder. There was something about the woman's touch which instantly set her loins on fire. “You're an even bigger cutie in the flesh! How about we find some nice private place where we can get cozy and celebrate proper, hm?”

 

Laska was about to vigorously nod her approval, the orgasmic experiences of absorbing the Bhaal essence still fresh on her mind, when the coin-flipping woman scowled at her. “SHARESS!” she admonished. “This isn't the time and place.”

​I think for Sharess it's always the time and place.

 

“Nah. Bob-Reggie was having a bit of a dry spell in Lantan and Abby was working shell-games in Skullport at the time. Anyway, it wasn't long before the whole Time of Troubles thing was over and suddenly little old worshipped me found myself up in the heavens before the Overfather, himself. Seems they were short of death gods at the time, and it didn't seem like such a bad gig, so I took him up on his offer. Plus, the dental plan was extraordinary. Being a god isn't what you'd expect, though. Sune was all over me from day one...I hear she developed a thing for turnips about a decade ago. She just wouldn't leave me alone! There were parties at all hours of the night, Lliira would get plastered and fall into the lily pond and eventually Torm would start a brawl with somebody. Did you know what it's like to have Helm pounding on your door at three in the morning? I could never get any sleep at all. If it wasn't one thing it was getting slapped by Umberlee or hit on by Loviatar. All night long...and in the morning, all the gods would be in a foul mood. Terrible.”

 

“That, uhm,” Laska blinked. “Sounds rather outlandish.”

 

“No,” a smiling Naraphim broke in. “That sounds amazingly accurate.”

​He's probably right there!

“Hah,” Imoen shrugged. “I meant more like lich-powerful, not god powerful. There's far too many rules with godhood. Silly rules too. Nah, I'm staying right here. But you have to promise to help me with the rites for my lichdom, Las.”

 

“That's... really rather a disturbing thought, but sure, I'll help,” Laska replied.

​That would be the pinkest lich in all of Faerun....

The invocation of the spider-queen earned Diaytha a scowl from the unclothed drow goddess, but she decided to let it slide and Sendai took a moment to embrace her spider-friend.

 

“Before I make a choice,” asked Sendai. “Can my friends join me?”

 

Tymora answered that. “Of course,” she said. “A god can choose to take mortals by his or her side. But, be warned, your life will be very much different than what you've been used to. It is a gift as well as a burden. But we will help you along the way, as will Naraphim.”

 

“I will follow you wherever you go,” Yazfryn smiled.

 

“If you choose this path,” said Diaytha. “I will forsake Lolth and become your first priestess. I will spread the word of your faith to the four corners of the world.”

​Ok, you took me by surprise with Sendai! Well done, I wasn't expecting this.

“Look,” she spoke, a voice full of sympathy. “I was lucky. Gorion gave me a good childhood and my elven spirit protected me from the worst of Bhaal's influence. But when Irenicus took it from me, I got the full brunt of it. The essence made me do terrible things. I've stopped thinking about if it was really me who was responsible or the essence. Perhaps both. I can't imagine what it was like to have Bhaal's essence in the back of your head all the time.”

 

“I don't want your pity!” Illasera spat.

 

“Good,” Laska shrugged. “Because I'm not giving it. Thing is, you have your life. An eternal life now. And you can now shape that life yourself. Its fully yours now, whatever you decide to do with it. But if you're this upset, you might want to think about trying to make things right.”

​Seems like a good plan. Lots of things you can do if you have eternal life and youth, amirite?


 

“Who?” Zaranda asked.

 

Laska grinned, leaned in chair laying her arms in her neck while flashing the queen a self-satisfied smirk. “Sharess.”

 

“Sharess?!”

 

“Sharess.”

​I guess Sharess agrees with me about unlimited cosmic power?


 

“Yahoooooo!” sounded the voice of Imoen as she shot through air above the palace, zipping along with massive speed. Naraphim had gone through with giving his apology gift: Imoen was gleefully riding a giant demonic bat through the air. The bat seemed none too bothered with being ridden by her sister. Indeed, Imoen waved at Laska cheerfully as the bat swooped by.

 

Laska let out a laugh and waved at her sister. She'd want to take that bat for a ride at some point, but only when she'd be less tired and more coherent.

 

She made her way back to the bed and let herself drop onto it like a ton of bricks. Rose stirred slightly but was too drunk to actually wake up. The tattooed elf spooned her from behind and nuzzled her neck for a moment.

 

“Today,” Laska whispered, mostly to herself. “Today is the first day of the rest of my life...”

 

It was fitting that that day would start with a hangover.

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​Sounds about right! Big congrats again on finishing this beastie!

 


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