You know you've been playing BG II too much when...

Seems like it's about time for another one of these. I'll start:

When your boyfriend/girlfriend gets sick, you end up repeatedly calling their house asking if they're *sure* they're not a vampire now.

You call your pet bunny a familiar and try to train it to pick pockets.

You're convinces that your mom's favorite necklace houses a planar jewel and spend long hours trying to figure out how to use it to get to the Forgotten Realms.

Your mom never comments because she's used to this sort of thing.

And lastly: Whenever you're in your basement, you always end up saying things like, "Nature could find a home here if it were properly cleansed and balanced."

Hee Hee! Good ones! Mine are:

You begin to call all lawyers 'Bodhi'.

And...

Every time someones mentions thieves, you think of people with pink hair.

I've posted some of these in earlier quizzes, but a lot of people are new enough not to have heard them.

When a car cuts you off in traffic and you scream "Torm take you!"

When your husband threatens to name Bioware in an alienation of affections suit.

When you beg your boss to get you a new laptop for business trips because the old one runs the game slowly.

When you find yourself evaluating every song you hear for the potential to be used in your fanfic.

When the characters seem more realistic than many of your co-workers.

When you have to temporarily use a cane and you find yourself holding it in way reminiscent of resting your hand on the pommel of a sword, and it just plain feels right.

When your co-workers ask you what you plan to do Saturday night and you tell them you are going to try really hard to kill Kangaxx.

When you seriously consider getting a hamster (for the kids, of course) and naming it Boo.

great ones! like the one with the basement especially

-when you just know that Kivan could have never said that
-when you record the phrases from people's converstaions because they can be turned into a GREAT banter...
-when you stand at a bus stop and experience burning desire to cast "teleport field"
-when you compare characters from just about any movie or book to these known enteties...BG NPCs!