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#1 Guest_IriaZenn_*

Posted 09 June 2007 - 09:18 PM

Chapter 32: Who’s that god?

She had cried silent tears until there were no more, just streaks down her gray skin. She hadn’t bother to eat for the last ten day, her stomach felt as hard as a stone. She did not need to eat or drink. She needed him to open his eyes and look at her. She held his hand the whole time not moving, only to leave his side when she had to use the bushes or cause an accident. They had found most of their gear under the caravan’s floor boards. They were all dressed, except for him. He only had on a simple loincloth. When they started this travel, the four of them had all been naked women. Now it was three women and a man. Edwina had taken her disease, the full force of it and was suffering from it. In the past ten day, she, Edwina, hadn’t spoken outside of dreams as she slept. She had finished her menses and as soon as Jaheira thought it was safe, she had used the spell to change him back to himself.

Jaheira tried her best spells, but they needed a cleric, one that had not caused this. She was too racked with grief and guilt to properly call on her god. So they found a place to set up camp and waited. For what they did not know. For the infection to break? For Minsc, Anomen, and Yoshimo to get their lazy asses over here?

Well, Anomen could come and whisk her away that was all fine and dandy to her. To Ly, that is. Ly couldn’t stand being here, she had grown used to the unquiet of the city. Nature had always scared her. Jaheira finally stopped harping on her to tell Anomen the truth of her existence. Ly couldn’t imagine the pain that Anni was going through, watching her lover suffer because of her. She wondered what she would do if Anomen was suffering and missed him. She loved him but if he ever found out her secret, it was splitsville for them. The drow stared off into the night sky and pondered life in general.

“Anni, come, you must rest. You are in no condition to continue. You haven’t eaten, drank or slept since this happened.”

“I don’t deserve to.”

“You didn’t know that you would do this.”

“If it wasn’t for Sarevok, our potions would be reversed. You telling Edwin, to sleep, eat and drink.”

“Hardly, I’d tell that cońo to wait on you hand and foot, if he wasn’t already.”

“Cońo? I don’t think that’s a drow word.”

“Of course not, I’m from Ust Natha, but I traveled with some people to Maztica, a while ago.”

“Maztica? Where is that?”

“West from Faerűn, across the Sea of Swords, the Trackless Sea, and 'Tayola', the Eastern Ocean.” Ly replied with a shrug. “Took forever to go there. Swore I’d never going on another fucking boat again.”

“Why did you go there?” Anni took her eyes off of Edwin and looked at her newest companion. Something Ly had been trying to get her to do anyway.

“I was, rothe, slave. I had no choice. I was caught my first day out into the sunlight. Some nasty dajjin'slen caught me. They liked my other form, didn’t know what I was. So they chained me up and took me with them.”

“How did you escape?” Ly kept her head low but her eyes flickered to a point beyond Anni.

“I didn’t. They sold me to the local yeyo seller.”

“What’s yeyo?”

“You know how good chocolate is? Well you take coco leaves and you mix them up with stuff, right?” Her eyes flickered again, good, Anni couldn’t see Ly’s god behind her. “It get this white powdery like feel and you snort it through your nose.”

“I’ve never heard of such a thing.”

“Of course you haven’t, you really think that Amn and Baldur’s Gate are going to let yeyo into this country so easily?”

“What does it do?”

“Make you feel good. Real good. You should try it sometime.” Another look back and her god had stopped and was giving her a deathly glare. “Or maybe not. It’s addictive. Makes you paranoid. And drow are already paranoid. Of course it didn’t help to find out that there’s drow out there too. The fuckers are every where. Fucking cock-a-roaches.”

“Why do you hate your own kind so much?”

“I could ask the same of you.” Ly replied. “You haven’t spoke of what happened after you disappeared.”

“I don’t want to talk about it.” Anni started to turn back around, so Ly did the only thing she could think of, she leaned back and fell out of the caravan. “Ly! Are you alright?” Anni said as she came out of the covered caravan.

“Yeah, just landed on my head. Don’t really need that.” She said as the girl helped her up. When she was on her feet again, she smiled. “Come on now, enjoy the fresh air.”

“I want to be there when he wakes up. If he wakes up.” She said in a small voice and started to climb back inside. Fortune was on Ly’s side as it looked as if Anni couldn’t get up by herself, in fact she couldn’t even see into it. Ly smiled and put her hands on the girl’s shoulders and kept her from frantically jumping up and down.

“Calm yourself. You’ll be there when he wakes. I know he’ll wake up. Just let him sleep for now.”

“You don’t understand, this is my fault. I should be lying there half dead, dying.”

“I don’t think it was that bitch’s intent for you to die. Who knows, he may be made of stronger stuff than you know. He came after you even though you tried to get rid of him. Twice.”

“How did you know about that?”

“Like I’ve said, I’ve been spying on you guys for a while. Everyone wants to know the oh-so-evil Bhaalspawn.”

“I hate that!” She said turning to the drow and stomping her foot. “Just because I’m descended from an evil god, everyone automatically assumes that I’m evil and that they must know me! I was raise by Gorion nothing more to it. It’s not like I had such an exciting life! I’m just a normal woman!”

“Hey, I didn’t mean anything about it.” Her eyes flickered back. Good, her god’s work was done. “Here, let me help you up into there, okay?” Anni blinked and nodded. With the drow’s help she was able to get back inside the caravan and back to Edwin’s side. Ly smiled and joined Jaheira at the fire.

Anni curled up next to Edwin, holding his hand and laying her head on his chest. His heart was beating stronger than it had been. She sat up and touched his forehead. It was cool! His fever had broken and his breathing was normal. He hadn’t been like this minutes ago. She said a prayer to the gods and wrapped her arms around him. “Please, please be okay Edwin.” She pressed a kiss to his lips and was pleasantly surprised when he kissed her back. His hands came up, one on the back of her neck and the other on her backside. He turned and pressed her into the floor boards of the caravan, never stopping the kiss as his hands went to the front of her robes. He couldn’t quite get his fingers to work as he wanted and in the end, he just raised her robe and trailed his hand up her hairless leg to an equally hairless junction. He ripped away the loincloth and pushed himself inside of her. He smiled as he found her ready. (Of course what woman wouldn’t be ready for him?)

In the end, Anni was on top, her robe ripped by the activities. Edwin had his eyes closed and was still in the mood for more as soon as he rested a moment. (He was no mere mortal and only need a second or so to recover.) He was kissing her again, taking his time to undo the rest of her robes. He slipped the outer robe from her shoulders and started on the inner robe. (What was with this woman and so much clothing?) He was finally able to bare her skin to the air, to his touch. He pushed her to the caravan’s floor as he kissed her stomach, well it was more tongue than lips.

“You have scars, my moon goddess?” He asked.

“Moon goddess, Edwin?” Anna laughed as he circled her navel.

“Well you are a moon elf aren’t you?”

“Half, dear Edwin. Don’t forget I’m just half. Otherwise I’d be some floppy eared drunk with tattoos.”

“Yes, I can imagine.” He smiled and used his mouth for something else then. After a while he came up for air and covered her body with his and they were lost again. Afterwards this time, he asked her something which caused her to yell.

“That’s not funny, Edwin!”

“I’m sorry if I’ve forgotten, but I ask you to tell me.”

“How could you have forgotten?” He cradled her and smiled.

“I have been with many a woman but none like you.”

“And a men.” She muttered.

“How do you know this?”

“Edwin, you’re starting to creep me out. Stop it.”

“I’m sorry but I simply don’t know you.” He replied.

#2 Guest_Silver_*

Posted 10 June 2007 - 03:07 PM

Awww, poor Anni! As I said before, that was a really evil place to end. :twisted: I want to know what's going to happen next!

“I hate that!” She said turning to the drow and stomping her foot. “Just because I’m descended from an evil god, everyone automatically assumes that I’m evil and that they must know me!


Kane: Or kill you. That's the Bhaalspawn curse, sister.

The yeyo stuff made me laugh and I liked the love scene at the end. A great chapter - really hope to see more soon.

#3 Guest_IriaZenn_*

Posted 10 June 2007 - 03:11 PM

Awww, poor Anni! As I said before, that was a really evil place to end. ;) I want to know what's going to happen next!

I dunno what's going to happen next. Maybe a visit from a relative? :twisted:

“I hate that!” She said turning to the drow and stomping her foot. “Just because I’m descended from an evil god, everyone automatically assumes that I’m evil and that they must know me!


Kane: Or kill you. That's the Bhaalspawn curse, sister.

Anni: That and going soulless.

The yeyo stuff made me laugh and I liked the love scene at the end. A great chapter - really hope to see more soon.


I'll try as fast as possible to get it up.

#4 Laufey

Posted 10 June 2007 - 06:44 PM

Chapter 32: Who’s that god?


She had cried silent tears until there were no more, just streaks down her gray skin. She hadn’t bother to eat for the last ten day, her stomach felt as hard as a stone. She did not need to eat or drink. She needed him to open his eyes and look at her. She held his hand the whole time not moving, only to leave his side when she had to use the bushes or cause an accident. They had found most of their gear under the caravan’s floor boards. They were all dressed, except for him. He only had on a simple loincloth. When they started this travel, the four of them had all been naked women. Now it was three women and a man. Edwina had taken her disease, the full force of it and was suffering from it. In the past ten day, she, Edwina, hadn’t spoken outside of dreams as she slept. She had finished her menses and as soon as Jaheira thought it was safe, she had used the spell to change him back to himself.


Well at least he's a he again, that should be some relief.

“Make you feel good. Real good. You should try it sometime.” Another look back and her god had stopped and was giving her a deathly glare. “Or maybe not. It’s addictive. Makes you paranoid. And drow are already paranoid. Of course it didn’t help to find out that there’s drow out there too. The fuckers are every where. Fucking cock-a-roaches.”


No Anni, you *really* shouldn't try that.


Anni curled up next to Edwin, holding his hand and laying her head on his chest. His heart was beating stronger than it had been. She sat up and touched his forehead. It was cool! His fever had broken and his breathing was normal. He hadn’t been like this minutes ago. She said a prayer to the gods and wrapped her arms around him. “Please, please be okay Edwin.” She pressed a kiss to his lips and was pleasantly surprised when he kissed her back. His hands came up, one on the back of her neck and the other on her backside. He turned and pressed her into the floor boards of the caravan, never stopping the kiss as his hands went to the front of her robes. He couldn’t quite get his fingers to work as he wanted and in the end, he just raised her robe and trailed his hand up her hairless leg to an equally hairless junction. He ripped away the loincloth and pushed himself inside of her. He smiled as he found her ready. (Of course what woman wouldn’t be ready for him?)


*pats Eddie* Of course dear. ;)


“Half, dear Edwin. Don’t forget I’m just half. Otherwise I’d be some floppy eared drunk with tattoos.”


Hey, I'm sure Laska doesn't have floppy ears. :twisted:


“How do you know this?”


“Edwin, you’re starting to creep me out. Stop it.”


“I’m sorry but I simply don’t know you.” He replied.


Oh dear...amnesia now?
Rogues do it from behind.

#5 Weyoun

Posted 10 June 2007 - 09:35 PM

Chapter 32: Who’s that god?


Senorita chonchita? :twisted:

Jaheira tried her best spells, but they needed a cleric, one that had not caused this. She was too racked with grief and guilt to properly call on her god. So they found a place to set up camp and waited. For what they did not know. For the infection to break? For Minsc, Anomen, and Yoshimo to get their lazy asses over here?


Probably a bit of both. ;)

“Cońo? I don’t think that’s a drow word.”


What's that mean anyway?

“West from Faerűn, across the Sea of Swords, the Trackless Sea, and 'Tayola', the Eastern Ocean.” Ly replied with a shrug. “Took forever to go there. Swore I’d never going on another fucking boat again.”


I can imagine. :D

“How did you escape?” Ly kept her head low but her eyes flickered to a point beyond Anni.


“I didn’t. They sold me to the local yeyo seller.”


“What’s yeyo?”


Ask Tony Montana. :)

“Make you feel good. Real good. You should try it sometime.” Another look back and her god had stopped and was giving her a deathly glare. “Or maybe not. It’s addictive. Makes you paranoid. And drow are already paranoid. Of course it didn’t help to find out that there’s drow out there too. The fuckers are every where. Fucking cock-a-roaches.”


I bet she never fucked over anyone in her life who didn't have it comin'. :)

“I hate that!” She said turning to the drow and stomping her foot. “Just because I’m descended from an evil god, everyone automatically assumes that I’m evil and that they must know me! I was raise by Gorion nothing more to it. It’s not like I had such an exciting life! I’m just a normal woman!”


It's the 'by association'-thingy. Human thing, really.

“Well you are a moon elf aren’t you?”


“Half, dear Edwin. Don’t forget I’m just half. Otherwise I’d be some floppy eared drunk with tattoos.”


Laska: OY!

Weyoun: Heheheheh. Thank you! :)

Laska: *grumbles* Bloody ears are not floppy! *grumbles some more*

“I have been with many a woman but none like you.”


“And a men.” She muttered.


“How do you know this?”


“Edwin, you’re starting to creep me out. Stop it.”


“I’m sorry but I simply don’t know you.” He replied.


Hmm, that is worrisome.
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#6 Weyoun

Posted 10 June 2007 - 09:36 PM

Hey, I'm sure Laska doesn't have floppy ears. :twisted:


Laska : Yes! THANK YOU! ;)
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#7 Guest_IriaZenn_*

Posted 10 June 2007 - 09:40 PM

Chapter 32: Who’s that god?



She had cried silent tears until there were no more, just streaks down her gray skin. She hadn’t bother to eat for the last ten day, her stomach felt as hard as a stone. She did not need to eat or drink. She needed him to open his eyes and look at her. She held his hand the whole time not moving, only to leave his side when she had to use the bushes or cause an accident. They had found most of their gear under the caravan’s floor boards. They were all dressed, except for him. He only had on a simple loincloth. When they started this travel, the four of them had all been naked women. Now it was three women and a man. Edwina had taken her disease, the full force of it and was suffering from it. In the past ten day, she, Edwina, hadn’t spoken outside of dreams as she slept. She had finished her menses and as soon as Jaheira thought it was safe, she had used the spell to change him back to himself.


Well at least he's a he again, that should be some relief.

Yes, imagine if he thought he was really a she.


“Make you feel good. Real good. You should try it sometime.” Another look back and her god had stopped and was giving her a deathly glare. “Or maybe not. It’s addictive. Makes you paranoid. And drow are already paranoid. Of course it didn’t help to find out that there’s drow out there too. The fuckers are every where. Fucking cock-a-roaches.”


No Anni, you *really* shouldn't try that.


Ly: Yes please don't. My God will skin me alive.


Anni curled up next to Edwin, holding his hand and laying her head on his chest. His heart was beating stronger than it had been. She sat up and touched his forehead. It was cool! His fever had broken and his breathing was normal. He hadn’t been like this minutes ago. She said a prayer to the gods and wrapped her arms around him. “Please, please be okay Edwin.” She pressed a kiss to his lips and was pleasantly surprised when he kissed her back. His hands came up, one on the back of her neck and the other on her backside. He turned and pressed her into the floor boards of the caravan, never stopping the kiss as his hands went to the front of her robes. He couldn’t quite get his fingers to work as he wanted and in the end, he just raised her robe and trailed his hand up her hairless leg to an equally hairless junction. He ripped away the loincloth and pushed himself inside of her. He smiled as he found her ready. (Of course what woman wouldn’t be ready for him?)


*pats Eddie* Of course dear. :D


Edwin:*puffs up with pride*


“Half, dear Edwin. Don’t forget I’m just half. Otherwise I’d be some floppy eared drunk with tattoos.”


Hey, I'm sure Laska doesn't have floppy ears. ;)


According to Immy she does.


“How do you know this?”



“Edwin, you’re starting to creep me out. Stop it.”



“I’m sorry but I simply don’t know you.” He replied.


Oh dear...amnesia now?


Yep :twisted:

#8 Guest_IriaZenn_*

Posted 10 June 2007 - 09:44 PM

Chapter 32: Who’s that god?


Senorita chonchita? ;)

O...kay :twisted:


Jaheira tried her best spells, but they needed a cleric, one that had not caused this. She was too racked with grief and guilt to properly call on her god. So they found a place to set up camp and waited. For what they did not know. For the infection to break? For Minsc, Anomen, and Yoshimo to get their lazy asses over here?


Probably a bit of both. :D

Yeah


“Cońo? I don’t think that’s a drow word.”


What's that mean anyway?

It's cuban for shit or fuck


“West from Faerűn, across the Sea of Swords, the Trackless Sea, and 'Tayola', the Eastern Ocean.” Ly replied with a shrug. “Took forever to go there. Swore I’d never going on another fucking boat again.”


I can imagine. :)

Ly: No, you couldn't. I was oppressed!


“How did you escape?” Ly kept her head low but her eyes flickered to a point beyond Anni.



“I didn’t. They sold me to the local yeyo seller.”



“What’s yeyo?”


Ask Tony Montana. :)

Ly: He's quite a nice guy.


“Make you feel good. Real good. You should try it sometime.” Another look back and her god had stopped and was giving her a deathly glare. “Or maybe not. It’s addictive. Makes you paranoid. And drow are already paranoid. Of course it didn’t help to find out that there’s drow out there too. The fuckers are every where. Fucking cock-a-roaches.”


I bet she never fucked over anyone in her life who didn't have it comin'. :)

Ly: Nope. Well there was this one guy, but nah men deserve it.


“I hate that!” She said turning to the drow and stomping her foot. “Just because I’m descended from an evil god, everyone automatically assumes that I’m evil and that they must know me! I was raise by Gorion nothing more to it. It’s not like I had such an exciting life! I’m just a normal woman!”


It's the 'by association'-thingy. Human thing, really.

Anni: Humans are so mean. And I want to be one for some reason...


“Well you are a moon elf aren’t you?”



“Half, dear Edwin. Don’t forget I’m just half. Otherwise I’d be some floppy eared drunk with tattoos.”


Laska: OY!

Well it's true.

Weyoun: Heheheheh. Thank you! :D

Welcome

Laska: *grumbles* Bloody ears are not floppy! *grumbles some more*

Anni: They're floppier than Viccy's and mine.


“I have been with many a woman but none like you.”



“And a men.” She muttered.



“How do you know this?”



“Edwin, you’re starting to creep me out. Stop it.”



“I’m sorry but I simply don’t know you.” He replied.


Hmm, that is worrisome.


Very much so.

#9 Guest_IriaZenn_*

Posted 10 June 2007 - 09:45 PM


Hey, I'm sure Laska doesn't have floppy ears. ;)


Laska : Yes! THANK YOU! :D


*Stares at Laska's ears.* Nooo, they're definitely floppy. :twisted:

#10 Weyoun

Posted 17 June 2007 - 07:11 PM

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Senorita chonchita? :)
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O...kay ;)

Sorry. I thought the title was a reference to an old Madonna song called Who's that girl. The refrain had Madonna singing the line 'Who's that girl' and follows it up with Senorita Conchita for some reason.

Heh, this just shows how old I am. :D
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---
Sith Warrior - Master, I can sense your anger.

Darth Baras - A blind, comotose lobotomy-patient could sense my anger!

---

"The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds" - James Randi

#11 Guest_IriaZenn_*

Posted 17 June 2007 - 07:12 PM

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Yes you are most ancient among us. :D




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