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#1 Guest_Userunfriendly_*

Posted 19 November 2005 - 10:03 PM

Like I was actually going to miss this quiz... :)

This is just sick, sick, and truely sick...I deeply humbly apologise to ALL country and western music fans everywhere. I should be ashamed, I am so very sorry. :wink: ;) ;)

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http://www.shania.com/lyrics/upl-2.htm

I'm Gonna Getcha Jan!
Written by UUF


You're toast!
Don't bother to call me your friend --
You better be prepared for a fight
For all those jokes that you played
I hate turnips too -- yeah
Uh, I know I sound serious --
and believe me I am
For mocking the glory of Helm,
and I'm gonna whack me a gnome!

Oh, yeah
So, don't try to run --
for all those gods awful puns
Gonna catch you and smite you --
And make you go "Boo-Hoo!"

Chorus:
(I'm gonna getcha, Jan)
I'm gonna getcha Jan before you run out of sight
(I'm gonna getcha, Jan)
I'm gonna getcha if it takes all night
(Yeah, you can betcha, Jan)
You can betcha by the time I say "go,"
Jan will be screaming "no no no!"
(I'm gonna getcha, Jan)
I'm gonna getcha Jan, it's a matter of fact
(I'm gonna getcha, Jan)
I'm gonna getcha Jan, don'tcha
worry 'bout that
(Yeah, you can betcha, Jan)
You can bet your bottom dollar,
I'm gonna make you totally whine
Just like I should -- I'll getcha good


Yeah, uh, uh
I've already planned it --
here's how it's gonna be
I'm gonna catch you and --
bend you over my knee!
Yeah, yeah

So, don't try to run --
for all those gods awful puns
Gonna catch you and smite you --
And make you go "Boo-Hoo!"

Repeat Chorus

Yeah, I'm gonna getcha Jan --
I'm gonna whack you with a piece of wood
I'm gonna getcha somehow gnome --
yeah, stumpy legs do no good!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh, yeah
So, don't try to run --
for all those gods awful puns
Gonna catch you and smite you --
And make you go "Boo-Hoo!"

Repeat Chorus

Oh, I'm gonna getcha,
I'm gonna getcha real good
Yeah, you can betcha, oh,
I'm gonna getcha Jan
(I'm gonna getcha) just like
I should, I'll getcha good
Oh, I'm gonna getcha good!

"Oh Bhaal...there go the lovebirds again..." groaned Charname as he watched Jan and Anomen run by. Anomen was waving around his ping pong paddle, and as usual Jan was pretending to be scared out of his mind as they both pranced thru the woods surrounding the campfire.

"We...well, Charname, at least they...they're in love." said Aerie.

"I know, but its so embarressing...we never should have left Anomen and Jan alone in Madame Nim's Parlor of Dark Leather Delights...who would have ever thought they would get into S & M..." said Charname with a grimace.

"They're both adults, and as embarressing as it may be to us, they're entitled to seize what happiness they find." said Jaheira, her tongue firmly in her cheek.

"Yeah, I don't have a problem with that, its just that they're so embarressing in public, and do they have to wear pink tights all the time?" moaned Charname.

"Hey, I like pink!" quipped Imoen.

The sound of two voices giggling filled the woods near the camp, one deep male and barritone, the other with the characteristic gnomish burr hidden under the falsetto.

#2 Guest_Theodur_*

Posted 19 November 2005 - 11:01 PM

LOL! Oh yes, that certainly was nasty! :wink: Not that you should be apologizing to Shania Twain for anything... having read the original, yuck, it's pretty horrible and not in a funny way. ;)

Anyway, what's with the long period of absence, bud? Something health related, or so I read somewhere? If that's so, hope you're doing better now. ;)

#3 Weyoun

Posted 20 November 2005 - 07:53 PM

Like I was actually going to miss this quiz... :D


I was getting worried for you. :D Good of you to show up for this quiz.

This is just sick, sick, and truely sick...I deeply humbly apologise to ALL country and western music fans everywhere. I should be ashamed, I am so very sorry. :P :P :P


As for Shania Twain, she deserves every bit of mockery she can get. :P

As for whacking a gnome, uh, well, I sorta got the image of dozens of Jansens popping up from the ground and one having to hit them all with a big hammer. :D

"I know, but its so embarressing...we never should have left Anomen and Jan alone in Madame Nim's Parlor of Dark Leather Delights...who would have ever thought they would get into S & M..." said Charname with a grimace.


:wink: Uuuhhh... Okay...

"They're both adults, and as embarressing as it may be to us, they're entitled to seize what happiness they find." said Jaheira, her tongue firmly in her cheek.


I bet she's biting her tongue to keep herself from laughing. :D

"Yeah, I don't have a problem with that, its just that they're so embarressing in public, and do they have to wear pink tights all the time?" moaned Charname.


"Hey, I like pink!" quipped Imoen.


The sound of two voices giggling filled the woods near the camp, one deep male and barritone, the other with the characteristic gnomish burr hidden under the falsetto.


...

Well, you're back with a vengeance, that much is true. :P
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#4 Guest_Userunfriendly_*

Posted 20 November 2005 - 08:01 PM

LOL! Oh yes, that certainly was nasty! :D Not that you should be apologizing to Shania Twain for anything... having read the original, yuck, it's pretty horrible and not in a funny way. :D


Anyway, what's with the long period of absence, bud? Something health related, or so I read somewhere? If that's so, hope you're doing better now. :P


nah...sometimes you just have to drop out of things for a while, you know?

besides, i was working on finishing up "Jerry Zinger"...wrote many of the skits, and we finally released...

http://forums.spellh...p?showforum=200

and I just got involved with...this... :P :P :P

http://forums.spellh...showtopic=17719

http://chosenofmystr...der=asc&start=0

:wink:

#5 Guest_Userunfriendly_*

Posted 20 November 2005 - 08:09 PM

Like I was actually going to miss this quiz... :D


I was getting worried for you. :D Good of you to show up for this quiz.


just when the poor reader thought he/she was safe because you and laufey just finished up the eye of bison... :D


This is just sick, sick, and truely sick...I deeply humbly apologise to ALL country and western music fans everywhere. I should be ashamed, I am so very sorry. :D :P :P


As for Shania Twain, she deserves every bit of mockery she can get. :)


oh good, you know who she is! I was worried that some of our overseas members might not have ever heard her... :wink:

As for whacking a gnome, uh, well, I sorta got the image of dozens of Jansens popping up from the ground and one having to hit them all with a big hammer. :)


that's an image that I suspect will stay with me some time...ever go to a place called chucky cheeses? its a kids oriented family pizza frachise, and one of the games they always have is a whack a mole game...now i can see little gnomes instead of moles...


"I know, but its so embarressing...we never should have left Anomen and Jan alone in Madame Nim's Parlor of Dark Leather Delights...who would have ever thought they would get into S & M..." said Charname with a grimace.


:D Uuuhhh... Okay...


yeah...the classic uuf twist, where it starts innoculously enough, then I grab the reader by the lapel, and drag them screaming into the nether depths of the mountains of madness...IA! Shub Naggorath! Cthulhu Ftagn!!!


"They're both adults, and as embarressing as it may be to us, they're entitled to seize what happiness they find." said Jaheira, her tongue firmly in her cheek.


I bet she's biting her tongue to keep herself from laughing. :)


precisely!!!


"Yeah, I don't have a problem with that, its just that they're so embarressing in public, and do they have to wear pink tights all the time?" moaned Charname.



"Hey, I like pink!" quipped Imoen.



The sound of two voices giggling filled the woods near the camp, one deep male and barritone, the other with the characteristic gnomish burr hidden under the falsetto.


...


Well, you're back with a vengeance, that much is true. :D


yes, we all knew i was truely evil... :P :P :P




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