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#1 Guest_AlphaMonkey_*

Posted 25 January 2005 - 04:02 AM

Notemeal:

1. http://www.penny-arc...004-08-09&res=l

The "original" inspiration for this. :twisted:

2. Figured I'd dual post this on both the quiz board and serials board for... well, obvious reasons.

3. I just find it funny that I was thinking about posting this chapter as a "quiz piece", but thought that it wouldn't work since it likely wouldn't be on topic... and then this week's topic ended up being what it was being. Huh. Fancy that.

4. Included a Fight Club quote. I had to. It was fun.

5. Nalia "officially" gets her callsign.

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Base Camp
Primary Landing Zone
1857 Hours, Local Standard

“Something like that happened to me once - except I wasn’t in the woods… and there were no raccoons anywhere.”

Falynn frowned in bemusement. “That information doesn’t really help me at all.”

Nalia shrugged. “I’m making wheatloaf… it’s like meatloaf, only with wheat…”

“Isn’t that just… bread?”

The two of them stood in silence, trading stilted expressions.

“What’s going on here?” Imoen asked, entering the “conversation.”

“The Ensign is making ‘wheatloaf.’”

Imoen’s expression soured. “Is this a good idea? Letting the spoiled, little rich kid cook, I mean? I’m sure she picked up some wicked culinary skills watching her wretched slaves toil endlessly in some dingy kitchen, but still-”

Nalia protested violently. “Hey!”

“Oh, I’m just teasing… I’m sure it was a very -opulent- kitchen that your wretched slaves toiled endlessly in…

“Quit that!”

The Lieutenant snickered.

“I’m going back to my… bread…” Nalia grumped.

The two sisters watched her go then stared placidly at each other. Falynn spoke first. “Lemme guess. You wanna talk.”

Imoen snorted derisively. “Yay, I’m obvious. Look, Lynn... you said ‘later’. It’s later.”

“I kinda meant ‘later-later’ as opposed to ‘sooner-later.’” She sighed. “Give me some more time, ok? As soon as I’ve got the solution set for this all hashed out, I’ll share it with you, all right? Look, Im, that’s the best you’re gonna get out of me right now. You should probably take it.”

Imoen nodded sadly. “I can’t help it. I’m worried about you.”

“That’s a switch.”

“Maybe it is, maybe it ain’t. I’m still worried.”

“I appreciate the sentiment.”

“Look, if you need some time, go ahead and take it… but for now, there’s something I wanna tell you.”

“Which is?”

“I know…” Imoen trailed off, “I know this isn’t some kind of magical, cure-all panacea, but… for what it’s worth… well, it’s easier if I just…” She stopped talking, instead letting her actions speak for her. She put her arms around Falynn’s shoulders and squeezed. The hug was warm, friendly, and reassuring all at once, and despite Imoen’s disclaimer, it did help a little.

The older of the two sisters managed a half-smile and ruffled her sister’s hair. “Thanks.”

“Any time. I mean that.”

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1913 Hours, Local Standard

Almost as if she were worried that it would suddenly animate and try to eat her, Imoen poked at the “meat” on her plate. The tines of the fork didn’t come close to penetrating through the tough, rubbery substance. She rolled her eyes and muttered grouchily. “This food is terrible… as usual.”

Jaheira looked up from her meal (which was little better); her eyes narrowed slightly. “For it being so terrible, you’re sure eating a lot of it,” the medic quipped.

“Well, you know what they say, hunger is the best spice.”

Nalia tossed her own fork into an empty ration container. The flimsy, plastic, eating utensil clattered around inside. “Sorry, but I didn’t have a whole lot to work with,” she said in her defense, “There’s only so much you can do with prepackaged field rations, you know. And besides, I think someone stole my corn.”

Imoen cut in. “Who cares about the corn? Good gravy, woman, it’s a nutritionally useless starch!”

Nalia smirked, then gnawed on her lip for a few moments before an idea came to mind. She reached into a nearby storage crate and pulled out a small package.

She tore the top off (it was paper), and peered inside at the contents – a powdery substance protected by a thin foil lining.

“What’s that?” Imoen asked.

“Synthetic bacon flavor, apparently. Maybe adding some of this might help.”

Imoen held her plate out eagerly. “Well, then! Bacon up that sausage!”

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2032 Hours, Local Standard

“Any air support?” Anomen Delryn looked over at the tactical planning map and frowned. Despite the decisive action that morning, the Dominion still had some resources in the area; those resources would almost certainly be pulled back to defend the Command Post – the one obstacle which still stood between them and those hidden Confederation X-Labs.

“Good question. Rob? Thar?” Falynn turned to the two Non-coms standing nearby. One was a dark-skinned male human, and the leader of the Gallante’s Tau Gray team. The other was a slightly frail looking elf, but despite his fragile appearance, was the most effective leader Sigma White had ever seen. The two Sergeant Majors and their teams had spent the better part of the day mounting assaults on Dominion SAM sites in the area.

The news was good, and Robert Foster, head of Tau Gray, delivered it. “Recon reported six Surface to Air/Space Missile Emplacements within a 30 mile radius of the C&C base. Sigma group got three of ‘em, Tau got the other three. There could be more, biding their time until they get some birds to shoot at, but probably not too many.”

Falynn nodded. “The Task Force managed to beat back the Dominion assault fleet, too… they’re at a standoff up there, but we have a tentative edge in space superiority. If the SAM sites are down, we should be able to call in some Sabre blanketing runs, and get Rapiers to fly close escort when we make our assault.”

“Any specifics on the base itself?”

“Not much, unfortunately. Basic prefab garrison, according to the satellite recon photos. Fortified with everything they could set up on short notice. Sandbag emplacements, a few watchtowers, Concertina wire… the usual.”

“Looks like they got some concrete reinforcement on the command bunker walls, too…” That was Delta Team’s C.O., Garik Loran.

Falynn took another look at the images and nodded. “Hey, a foot of concrete’s important... you know, when your next-door neighbor lets her hearing aid go and has to watch game shows at full volume, or when a volcanic blast and debris that used to be your furniture and personal effects blows out of your floor-to-ceiling windows and sails flaming into the night…”

2035 Hours, Local Standard

“Er… what is it?” Nalia de’Arnisse stared suspiciously at the box she held in her hands. It looked innocuous enough, but looks could be deceiving. She was still new to the team, and didn’t yet know any of her new squadmates particularly well, but she’d learned very early on that it was always very important to be wary.

Imoen rolled her eyes at the unspoken accusation. “Oh, come on… it’s not going to explode, or infect you with a flesh-eating virus, or some other kind of trivial inconvenience. Trust me…”

Nalia frowned. “No offense, Lieutenant, but the words ‘trust me’ when applied to you… they just… don’t compute.”

“Gee… I really wonder how I’m not supposed to be offended by that,” Imoen joked, though she wasn’t acting as if she’d been seriously insulted. “Seriously, just open it. I promise, it’s nothing bad… and if I’m lying, I’ll let you… I don’t know… shave my head or something.”

The naval officer managed to keep a straight face. “Let me get a straight-razor.”

Harlequin laughed out loud. “You learn fast, Nalia.”

“I’m a coffee-achiever, Lieutenant,” she quipped, in response, before making to open the package. Carefully, as if expecting a rabid animal to leap out and claw at her eyes, she flipped the top of the box up. When nothing jumped out at her, she peered inside, then stared confusedly at the object within. “It… it’s a combat helmet,” she began hesitantly, “like the ones you guys wear.”

“Check out the other side.”

Nalia pulled the black helmet all the way out of its box, and brushed a fingertip over the clear face-shield before turning the entire thing around in her hands. On one side, in gold paint, was a large, hand-painted oval with a line slashing diagonally, from top right, to lower left, through it. The letters “C-I-P-H-E-R” were stenciled next to the image. Nalia felt a small smile creep across her features. “Cipher?”

A shrug. “I figured the name fit… what with you being a crypto-expert and all.”

“You did the graphic on this?”

Imoen nodded and grinned, proudly. “Yep.”

“Wow… I… I mean… thanks…”

Harlequin’s grin broadened. “You bet.” She turned her head, catching sight of the meeting that had just broken up. Falynn was walking in her direction, and Imoen decided to try and intercept her. “So, what was with the idiot convention?” she asked, casually.

“Operational planning… looks like the assault on the C&C post is go for tomorrow night…”

“What are our assets?”

“Us, Alpha, Delta, Epsilon, Sigma, Tau, and Anvil…”

“Same as today, then.”

“Pretty much. Gonna raise Command, see if we can’t set up some overnight bombing sorties to soften the bastards up a bit.”

”Bastards, huh? Well… -someone’s- wearing their ovaries on the outside…”

“Cute.”

“That’s me.”

“So? What news?” That was Jaheira, entering into the conversation.

“We’re go for tomorrow night,” Falynn responded.

“Good. We bloodied their noses this morning. We should press our advantage.”

“You don’t think we risk overextending our forces?”

“We always risk that, but you can’t fight a defensive war forever. And even if the assault doesn’t go as planned…”

“They never do…”

Jaheira ignored Falynn’s wry comment. “Being on the offensive will at least help lift -some- spirits.”

“Huh. Always finding good in every situation, huh, Jaheira?”

“Absolutely. If I didn’t, I might end up like you.”

“Hey, what’s that supposed to mean?!”

#2 Guest_The Blue Sorceress_*

Posted 25 January 2005 - 05:00 AM

Notemeal:


1. http://www.penny-arc...004-08-09&res=l


The "original" inspiration for this. :twisted:


You sure love your Penny Arcade. Any claw shrimp on the horizon?

Please say yes. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.

“The Ensign is making ‘wheatloaf.’”


Brynn: See, this is why Nalia never cooks.

Imoen: This is also why Brynn never cooks. The last time she tried... well, let's net into details, but suffice it to say we were lucky that we had several clerics on hand to deal with the resultant food poisoning.

Brynn: Now see here, that wasn't my cooking, it was the fish. And there was no "food poisoning". People just had upset stomachs.

Imoen: Two words Brynn, 'projectile vomiting'.

“Oh, I’m just teasing… I’m sure it was a very -opulent- kitchen that your wretched slaves toiled endlessly in…


*snickers*

“I kinda meant ‘later-later’ as opposed to ‘sooner-later.’”


I like this distinction. I may use it.

“I know…” Imoen trailed off, “I know this isn’t some kind of magical, cure-all panacea, but… for what it’s worth… well, it’s easier if I just…” She stopped talking, instead letting her actions speak for her. She put her arms around Falynn’s shoulders and squeezed. The hug was warm, friendly, and reassuring all at once, and despite Imoen’s disclaimer, it did help a little.


Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

She tore the top off (it was paper), and peered inside at the contents – a powdery substance protected by a thin foil lining.

“What’s that?” Imoen asked.

“Synthetic bacon flavor, apparently. Maybe adding some of this might help.”

Imoen held her plate out eagerly. “Well, then! Bacon up that sausage!”


"Bacon up that sausage..." I'm having a heart attack just thinking about it. Oh, my poor arteries!

Falynn took another look at the images and nodded. “Hey, a foot of concrete’s important... you know, when your next-door neighbor lets her hearing aid go and has to watch game shows at full volume, or when a volcanic blast and debris that used to be your furniture and personal effects blows out of your floor-to-ceiling windows and sails flaming into the night…”


She sounds like she's speaking from personal experience...

“I’m a coffee-achiever, Lieutenant,” she quipped, in response, before making to open the package.


M'kay. I'm stealing this one too. And making a sticker.



“You did the graphic on this?”

Imoen nodded and grinned, proudly. “Yep.”

“Wow… I… I mean… thanks…”


Aww, our little Imoen's an artist too! :shock:

“Pretty much. Gonna raise Command, see if we can’t set up some overnight bombing sorties to soften the bastards up a bit.”

”Bastards, huh? Well… -someone’s- wearing their ovaries on the outside…”


Not a good place for them. When my guy friends start to joke about girls being silly I always remind them that at least -my- gender was smart enough to keep their important reproductive organs -inside- our bodies as opposed to outside where, for example, they can be kicked.

“You don’t think we risk overextending our forces?”

“We always risk that, but you can’t fight a defensive war forever. And even if the assault doesn’t go as planned…”

“They never do…”


Nope. Any time a battle is going exactly as planned you should start checking for spies and/or ambushes.

“Hey, what’s that supposed to mean?!”


Yes, whatever could she mean....? :twisted:

Great Chapter, Alpha :oops:
-Blue

#3 Guest_Theodur_*

Posted 25 January 2005 - 06:56 PM

“Something like that happened to me once - except I wasn’t in the woods… and there were no raccoons anywhere.”


Falynn frowned in bemusement. “That information doesn’t really help me at all.”


Nalia shrugged. “I’m making wheatloaf… it’s like meatloaf, only with wheat…”


“Isn’t that just… bread?”


:twisted: I like that adaptation, with Nalia playing the part of a nut. I had kind of expected Imoen and Lynn to take over the roles there, though. :shock:

Imoen’s expression soured. “Is this a good idea? Letting the spoiled, little rich kid cook, I mean? I’m sure she picked up some wicked culinary skills watching her wretched slaves toil endlessly in some dingy kitchen, but still-”


Were that the case, her digestion would have never adjusted to the… err, ‘food’ you are eating now. :P

“I kinda meant ‘later-later’ as opposed to ‘sooner-later.’” She sighed. “Give me some more time, ok? As soon as I’ve got the solution set for this all hashed out, I’ll share it with you, all right? Look, Im, that’s the best you’re gonna get out of me right now. You should probably take it.”


Imoen nodded sadly. “I can’t help it. I’m worried about you.”


Awww… better they have that talk soon, though. It’s war out there and a stray bullet can make sure that Imoen never learns what Lynn wanted to say to her. :D

“I know…” Imoen trailed off, “I know this isn’t some kind of magical, cure-all panacea, but… for what it’s worth… well, it’s easier if I just…” She stopped talking, instead letting her actions speak for her. She put her arms around Falynn’s shoulders and squeezed. The hug was warm, friendly, and reassuring all at once, and despite Imoen’s disclaimer, it did help a little.


AWWW! Hugs do help a lot. Life would be a lot easier if we people just hugged each other more. :oops:

Nalia tossed her own fork into an empty ration container. The flimsy, plastic, eating utensil clattered around inside. “Sorry, but I didn’t have a whole lot to work with,” she said in her defense, “There’s only so much you can do with prepackaged field rations, you know. And besides, I think someone stole my corn.”


Like *how* that would have helped??? For one, I think they should be relieved that someone stole it!

Imoen cut in. “Who cares about the corn? Good gravy, woman, it’s a nutritionally useless starch!”


*nods* I’m with Imoen on this one. :oops:

“Synthetic bacon flavor, apparently. Maybe adding some of this might help.”


Imoen held her plate out eagerly. “Well, then! Bacon up that sausage!”


Hee hee, the little pleasures of a soldier’s life… :D

Hopefully those sausages are better than the ones we had here in Soviet times… consisting of 85% paper scraps, 10% water and 5% meat by-products – meaning skins, etc. :spew:

“Not much, unfortunately. Basic prefab garrison, according to the satellite recon photos. Fortified with everything they could set up on short notice. Sandbag emplacements, a few watchtowers, Concertina wire… the usual.”


Wow, you made me look up what concertina wire actually means… oh, I see, learned a new word again – Yay! I wonder if there will be any concertina music as they approach, though! :evil:

“Er… what is it?” Nalia de’Arnisse stared suspiciously at the box she held in her hands. It looked innocuous enough, but looks could be deceiving. She was still new to the team, and didn’t yet know any of her new squadmates particularly well, but she’d learned very early on that it was always very important to be wary.


It’s something you have to learn quickly with Imoen around. :)

Imoen rolled her eyes at the unspoken accusation. “Oh, come on… it’s not going to explode, or infect you with a flesh-eating virus, or some other kind of trivial inconvenience. Trust me…”


Heh heh… trust you… oh, she’s not that fresh, really. :D

Nalia frowned. “No offense, Lieutenant, but the words ‘trust me’ when applied to you… they just… don’t compute.”


See! :twisted:

Nalia pulled the black helmet all the way out of its box, and brushed a fingertip over the clear face-shield before turning the entire thing around in her hands. On one side, in gold paint, was a large, hand-painted oval with a line slashing diagonally, from top right, to lower left, through it. The letters “C-I-P-H-E-R” were stenciled next to the image. Nalia felt a small smile creep across her features. “Cipher?”


AWWWW! It’s like… like an initiation, a sign of acceptance. :D

“Huh. Always finding good in every situation, huh, Jaheira?”


“Absolutely. If I didn’t, I might end up like you.”


“Hey, what’s that supposed to mean?!”


I’m sure you can figure that out, Lynn… :D

#4 Guest_Serena_*

Posted 25 January 2005 - 07:47 PM

Nalia shrugged. “I’m making wheatloaf… it’s like meatloaf, only with wheat…”

“Isn’t that just… bread?”


Actually, there would be a difference. Bread is made with flour, obviously. If Nalia's actually using wheat that hasn't been ground . . . it could be . . . interesting . . . :twisted: :D

(Sorry. Baking actually happens to be a hobby of mine. And it definitely makes for an interesting mental image. :evil:)

“I kinda meant ‘later-later’ as opposed to ‘sooner-later.’”


There is a difference, you know.

“I know…” Imoen trailed off, “I know this isn’t some kind of magical, cure-all panacea, but… for what it’s worth… well, it’s easier if I just…” She stopped talking, instead letting her actions speak for her. She put her arms around Falynn’s shoulders and squeezed. The hug was warm, friendly, and reassuring all at once, and despite Imoen’s disclaimer, it did help a little.


Awww . . . .

, Imoen poked at the “meat” on her plate. The tines of the fork didn’t come close to penetrating through the tough, rubbery substance. She rolled her eyes and muttered grouchily. “This food is terrible… as usual.”


Mmmmm . . . dorm food . . . *grumble*

Imoen cut in. “Who cares about the corn? Good gravy, woman, it’s a nutritionally useless starch!”


Hey! I happen to like it! Corn is good!

“Well, then! Bacon up that sausage!”


:twisted: I don't even want to think about that . . .

That was Delta Team’s C.O., Garik Loran.


Ah, yes. Face Loran. Wraith Squadron, right? :D

“Hey, a foot of concrete’s important... you know, when your next-door neighbor lets her hearing aid go and has to watch game shows at full volume, or when a volcanic blast and debris that used to be your furniture and personal effects blows out of your floor-to-ceiling windows and sails flaming into the night…”


:shock: :oops: :oops:

Nalia frowned. “No offense, Lieutenant, but the words ‘trust me’ when applied to you… they just… don’t compute.”


Smart girl.

Nalia pulled the black helmet all the way out of its box, and brushed a fingertip over the clear face-shield before turning the entire thing around in her hands. On one side, in gold paint, was a large, hand-painted oval with a line slashing diagonally, from top right, to lower left, through it. The letters “C-I-P-H-E-R” were stenciled next to the image. Nalia felt a small smile creep across her features. “Cipher?”


Yeay! :)

#5 Guest_theacefes_*

Posted 25 January 2005 - 11:27 PM

5. Nalia "officially" gets her callsign.



What....RichKid? :twisted:




“Something like that happened to me once - except I wasn’t in the woods… and there were no raccoons anywhere.”


:twisted:



Nalia shrugged. “I’m making wheatloaf… it’s like meatloaf, only with wheat…”

“Isn’t that just… bread?”


Yes...it's disgusting bread.



“The Ensign is making ‘wheatloaf.’”


:oops: wheatloaf haha

Imoen’s expression soured. “Is this a good idea? Letting the spoiled, little rich kid cook, I mean? I’m sure she picked up some wicked culinary skills watching her wretched slaves toil endlessly in some dingy kitchen, but still-”

Nalia protested violently. “Hey!”


as my rich 10th grade science teacher from India would say, "They're not slaves...they're HELPERS!"

“Oh, I’m just teasing… I’m sure it was a very -opulent- kitchen that your wretched slaves toiled endlessly in…


LOL


“I’m going back to my… bread…” Nalia grumped.


Yes...go back to your disgusting bread

The two sisters watched her go then stared placidly at each other. Falynn spoke first. “Lemme guess. You wanna talk.”

Imoen snorted derisively. “Yay, I’m obvious. Look, Lynn... you said ‘later’. It’s later.”


Yea, Lynn it's later! :shock:


“I know…” Imoen trailed off, “I know this isn’t some kind of magical, cure-all panacea, but… for what it’s worth… well, it’s easier if I just…” She stopped talking, instead letting her actions speak for her. She put her arms around Falynn’s shoulders and squeezed. The hug was warm, friendly, and reassuring all at once, and despite Imoen’s disclaimer, it did help a little.

The older of the two sisters managed a half-smile and ruffled her sister’s hair. “Thanks.”


Aww :oops:




“Well, you know what they say, hunger is the best spice.”


I don't think anything could cover up the flavor of wheatloaf


Nalia pulled the black helmet all the way out of its box, and brushed a fingertip over the clear face-shield before turning the entire thing around in her hands. On one side, in gold paint, was a large, hand-painted oval with a line slashing diagonally, from top right, to lower left, through it. The letters “C-I-P-H-E-R” were stenciled next to the image. Nalia felt a small smile creep across her features. “Cipher?”


When I first read it I thought it said 'cider'.

Cassie: That's kinda lame, she's a beverage?

Andrea: No, dumbhead that's what she THOUGHT it said.


Great chapter!
-theacefes

#6 Guest_AlphaMonkey_*

Posted 26 January 2005 - 11:00 PM

You sure love your Penny Arcade.


Not as much as I love Sluggy Freelance or Megatokyo, but yes... Penny Arcade can be very fun. :P

Any claw shrimp on the horizon?

Please say yes. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.


I would, but... er... um... I actually have no idea what you're referring to. :)

Imoen: Two words Brynn, 'projectile vomiting'.


I thought such things were just myths... urban legends, but they apparently do happen. Few years back, I heard about a friend of mine who was so drunk that when he had to puke, he rushed to the bathroom, but didn't make it to the toilet. Apparently, stuff flew from his mouth, flew several feet to the door of the toilet stall, and ran down it onto the floor. Woo. :D

I like this distinction. I may use it.


It's an important distinction to make. :D

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!


That... seems to be the general reaction, yeah... but I almost think I made that part -too- sappy. I'm actually a bit unsure about it.

"Bacon up that sausage..." I'm having a heart attack just thinking about it. Oh, my poor arteries!


Pffft. Just be glad I didn't write a full paragraph on one of Jack in the Box's Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburgers. That'll drop you, right there. :D

She sounds like she's speaking from personal experience...


Ahem. Who's her sister, again? Oh, yeah... that's right. ;)

M'kay. I'm stealing this one too. And making a sticker.


If I actually did drink that much coffee, I might be tempted to put a sticker like that on my shirt, too... unfortunately, I don't drink that much coffee... oh well.

Aww, our little Imoen's an artist too!


Of course! She drew the killboard! Er... with some help, of course. :D

Not a good place for them. When my guy friends start to joke about girls being silly I always remind them that at least -my- gender was smart enough to keep their important reproductive organs -inside- our bodies as opposed to outside where, for example, they can be kicked.


Oh, they can still be kicked, it's just a little bit harder to get the angle right. :D I mean, if you kick someone... anyone, whether male or female, in that area, it'll hurt... a lot. ;)

#7 Guest_AlphaMonkey_*

Posted 26 January 2005 - 11:05 PM

I like that adaptation, with Nalia playing the part of a nut. I had kind of expected Imoen and Lynn to take over the roles there, though.


Oh, I definitely see what you mean. Tycho (the guy in the blue shirt) tends to be the really eloquently sarcastic one... which fits Falynn, I think. Whereas Gabe (the guy in the yellow Pac-man shirt) is just plain nuts, and tends to do a lot more crazy stuff (also, crazy-violent) stuff, which, I think fits Imoen. :D

AWWW! Hugs do help a lot. Life would be a lot easier if we people just hugged each other more.


I'd agree with that, too. I think they're wonderful things, those hugs. :D

*nods* I’m with Imoen on this one.


I like corn, myself. :)

Hopefully those sausages are better than the ones we had here in Soviet times… consisting of 85% paper scraps, 10% water and 5% meat by-products – meaning skins, etc. :spew:


Dude, we've got those, too. They're called "hot dogs." :D

Wow, you made me look up what concertina wire actually means… oh, I see, learned a new word again – Yay!


Well, that's great! And here I thought you were put off by all the "technical" terms. :D

AWWWW! It’s like… like an initiation, a sign of acceptance.


Yep. That's the whole point. She got herself a little baptism of fire when she took down that one Dominion soldier, now it's just a question of issuing all the "paperwork" and stuff.

I’m sure you can figure that out, Lynn…


Sure, she can. She just resents the implication. :P

#8 Guest_AlphaMonkey_*

Posted 26 January 2005 - 11:13 PM

Actually, there would be a difference. Bread is made with flour, obviously. If Nalia's actually using wheat that hasn't been ground . . . it could be . . . interesting . . .


Somehow I doubt she's pulling up stalks of wheat straight from the fields and just stacking them on top of each other, or whatever. :D

Sorry. Baking actually happens to be a hobby of mine.


Nothing to apologize for. Wish I could cook. I burn water. :)

Awww . . . .


Everyone keeps saying that. :D

Mmmmm . . . dorm food . . . *grumble*


See, the funny thing is, when I got to college, I figured I'd be able to "join the club," you know, be one of those people who gripes about dorm cafeteria food, just like everyone else. The thing is, my college actually had a pretty decent setup, and some actually fairly skilled cooks. We had a good variety of stuff - plenty of options, including stuff you really wouldn't see in any normal restaurants. So I really couldn't complain... which felt weird to me, because I expected I'd -have- to complain, same as everyone else. :P

Hey! I happen to like it! Corn is good!


Well, I think so... I just wanted to use the "Good gravy, woman! It's a nutritionally useless starch!" line. It's from a cartoon.

I don't even want to think about that . . .


"Bacon up that sausage!" is, apparently, a Simpsons line, though I'm sorry to say I've never seen the episode, myself.

Ah, yes. Face Loran. Wraith Squadron, right?


Ding!

That should be "Epsilon C.O." not "Delta C.O." I've got Anomen leading Delta. Incidentally, the rest of Epsilon team consists of

ii. Master Chief Ton Phanan
iii. Trooper Tyria Sarkin
iv. Trooper Shalla Nelprin
v. Trooper Castin Donn
vi. Specialist 1st Class Kell Tainer

(Shrug) Couldn't help myself. I like the Wraiths... some of them I even like more than the Rogues.

Smart girl.


She kinda has to be. She wouldn't survive five minutes with this bunch, otherwise. :D

#9 Guest_AlphaMonkey_*

Posted 26 January 2005 - 11:18 PM

What....RichKid?


:D No.

This version's family has political power, but they're not filthy rich. :D

Yes...it's disgusting bread.


Um... there actually -is- such a thing as wheatloaf? Really?

as my rich 10th grade science teacher from India would say, "They're not slaves...they're HELPERS!"


:)

You're kidding, right? That... that's almost as bad as in Zoolander where Will Ferrell's character is saying that the kids in Malaysia actually -want- to work.. :D

Aww


I'll say it again: This seems to be the general consensus. :P

Cassie: That's kinda lame, she's a beverage?


I'm Coca Cola Classic!

No... no, it doesn't work. :D

#10 Guest_Serena_*

Posted 27 January 2005 - 03:40 PM

"Bacon up that sausage!" is, apparently, a Simpsons line, though I'm sorry to say I've never seen the episode, myself.


Oh yeah . . . I remember that line now . . I knew it sounded familiar . . . :D

Incidentally, the rest of Epsilon team consists of

ii. Master Chief Ton Phanan
iii. Trooper Tyria Sarkin
iv. Trooper Shalla Nelprin
v. Trooper Castin Donn
vi. Specialist 1st Class Kell Tainer


:) :D :D

Couldn't help myself. I like the Wraiths... some of them I even like more than the Rogues.


I like them too. It's quite alright. :P

#11 Laufey

Posted 27 January 2005 - 05:23 PM

Nalia shrugged. “I’m making wheatloaf… it’s like meatloaf, only with wheat…”


Sounds like something you'd get at school... :P


Imoen snorted derisively. “Yay, I’m obvious. Look, Lynn... you said ‘later’. It’s later.”


“I kinda meant ‘later-later’ as opposed to ‘sooner-later.’” She sighed. “Give me some more time, ok? As soon as I’ve got the solution set for this all hashed out, I’ll share it with you, all right? Look, Im, that’s the best you’re gonna get out of me right now. You should probably take it.”


Imoen nodded sadly. “I can’t help it. I’m worried about you.”


“That’s a switch.”


But an understandable one!


“I know…” Imoen trailed off, “I know this isn’t some kind of magical, cure-all panacea, but… for what it’s worth… well, it’s easier if I just…” She stopped talking, instead letting her actions speak for her. She put her arms around Falynn’s shoulders and squeezed. The hug was warm, friendly, and reassuring all at once, and despite Imoen’s disclaimer, it did help a little.


AWWWWWW! :D Love that Imoen...


Almost as if she were worried that it would suddenly animate and try to eat her, Imoen poked at the “meat” on her plate. The tines of the fork didn’t come close to penetrating through the tough, rubbery substance. She rolled her eyes and muttered grouchily. “This food is terrible… as usual.”


I'm not surprised at all.

Imoen rolled her eyes at the unspoken accusation. “Oh, come on… it’s not going to explode, or infect you with a flesh-eating virus, or some other kind of trivial inconvenience. Trust me…”


No way. :D


Nalia pulled the black helmet all the way out of its box, and brushed a fingertip over the clear face-shield before turning the entire thing around in her hands. On one side, in gold paint, was a large, hand-painted oval with a line slashing diagonally, from top right, to lower left, through it. The letters “C-I-P-H-E-R” were stenciled next to the image. Nalia felt a small smile creep across her features. “Cipher?”


Ah, very nice! :) I like it.
Rogues do it from behind.

#12 Guest_AlphaMonkey_*

Posted 28 January 2005 - 10:48 PM

I like them too. It's quite alright.


Oh yeah. I forgot one more. Alpha 1 is Myn Donos. :twisted:

#13 Guest_AlphaMonkey_*

Posted 28 January 2005 - 10:51 PM

Sounds like something you'd get at school...


If they ever had, I would have boycotted Commons food completely. As it was, I still claim to be one of the few people who was actually lucky enough to have pretty -good- food at my school cafeteria. :)

AWWWWWW!


Yes, yes, I know... :shock:

I'm not surprised at all.


Well, rations (no matter what kind) tend to be pretty lousy. Military field rations, emergency earthquake rations, the dehydrated stuff they give to astronauts. It's all pretty lousy. :shock:

Ah, very nice!


Yeah, Nalia got one of the "cool" nicknames... not like, say, Jaheira, who got "stuck" with being called "Vixen." :twisted:

#14 Laufey

Posted 28 January 2005 - 11:41 PM

Yeah, Nalia got one of the "cool" nicknames... not like, say, Jaheira, who got "stuck" with being called "Vixen." :twisted:



Hey, I think 'Vixen' is cool! :shock: I love foxes - they're one of my favourite animals.
Rogues do it from behind.

#15 Guest_The Blue Sorceress_*

Posted 29 January 2005 - 01:47 AM

You sure love your Penny Arcade.


Not as much as I love Sluggy Freelance or Megatokyo, but yes... Penny Arcade can be very fun. :shock:


Any claw shrimp on the horizon?


Please say yes. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.


I would, but... er... um... I actually have no idea what you're referring to. :twisted:


The dreaded claw shrimp:

http://www.penny-arc...002-06-19&res=l

#16 Guest_AlphaMonkey_*

Posted 29 January 2005 - 05:31 AM

I love foxes - they're one of my favourite animals.


Yes, well... she is a fox... just... the other kind... :twisted:

#17 Guest_AlphaMonkey_*

Posted 29 January 2005 - 05:35 AM

http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2002-06-19&res=l


Huh...

So... what I want to know is whether you actually follow the strip, or you just happened to know of this one for some reason or other... :twisted:

And I don't remember this one, myself... I've read all the ones they've done up to this point, but that one's pretty old, and I don't recall seeing it. I also have no idea how to work in shrimp with massive, man-rending claws... but we'll see. :twisted:

#18 Guest_Theodur_*

Posted 29 January 2005 - 09:36 AM


Yeah, Nalia got one of the "cool" nicknames... not like, say, Jaheira, who got "stuck" with being called "Vixen." :twisted:


Hey, I think 'Vixen' is cool! :twisted: I love foxes - they're one of my favourite animals.


Yup, Vixen is definitely a much cooler callsign than a boring old Cipher... which isn't bad, but... I mean, Vixen is so foxy, just like Jaheira is. :twisted:

#19 Guest_The Blue Sorceress_*

Posted 29 January 2005 - 11:58 PM

http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2002-06-19&res=l


Huh...


So... what I want to know is whether you actually follow the strip, or you just happened to know of this one for some reason or other... :twisted:


I follow it more or less. I have to have something to keep me amused here at college after all and I'm not the partying type.

And I don't remember this one, myself... I've read all the ones they've done up to this point, but that one's pretty old, and I don't recall seeing it. I also have no idea how to work in shrimp with massive, man-rending claws... but we'll see. :twisted:


Don't worry too much over it. I just thought you'd find it amuuuuuuuuusing. :twisted:

-Blue

#20 Guest_AlphaMonkey_*

Posted 30 January 2005 - 04:46 PM

Yup, Vixen is definitely a much cooler callsign than a boring old Cipher... which isn't bad, but... I mean, Vixen is so foxy, just like Jaheira is.


Hey... "Cipher" is -not- boring... it's got all kinds of cool, code-breaking connotations and stuff like that. I like it! :twisted:

And it was the name of Joe Pantoliano's character in The Matrix... only he spelled his "Cypher". But still. :twisted:




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