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#1 Guest_AlphaMonkey_*

Posted 08 December 2004 - 05:08 AM

I bet you're expecting notemeal here. Well, guess what? No notemeal for you. Come back, next chapter. :)

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“C’mon… wake up and answer me, damn it… so help me, if you’re dead, I’ll kill you…”

Falynn coughed violently, expelling a lungful of trapped dust and pulverized rock. She spent the next few seconds trapped in a fit of grotesque hacking that left her gasping for breath afterwards.

“Where are you hit?” Imoen was practically in a frenzy, searching for bleeding wounds, burn marks, spilled gray matter, any indication as to where Falynn’s injuries lay. “Lynn, where are you hit?!” She screamed into her comlink. “This is Two, I need a medic here, on the double! Get your pasty, white ass in gear, Jaheira!”

Nalia, who was considerably less panicked, took hold of the Major’s arm and helped her into a sitting position. She spoke into her own communications uplink. “This is… Omega Seven…” she said, still feeling very odd using that phrase to identify herself, “cancel that medic. We’re all right, here.”

“Im… Im! Relax… I’m not hit...”

Harlequin remained skeptical. “Are… are you sure?”

“I’m quite sure. Do you see me sitting in a pool of my own blood? I just took a little knock on the head, ok?”

“That’s even worse! You don’t exactly have all that many brain cells left, you know! I like Minsc – we don’t need two of him!”

Nalia gave a brief yelp of laughter then clamped her hand over her mouth. She smiled sheepishly, looking apologetic.

Falynn rolled her eyes. “You never miss an opportunity to bust my chops, do you?”

“I’m not allowed to. Supreme Court ruling,” Imoen joked half-heartedly.

“Glad one of us can make jokes.”

“Also in the ruling. Look, are you sure you’re all right… that explosion was pretty close. I mean, you might have a concussion… o-or internal bleeding. You never know with these things. There’s always something that could- ”

“Stop. Breathe.” Falynn shook her head ruefully. “I get the odd feeling we’ve had this conversation before… and yet there’s something not quite right about it…” Her words had a sarcastic edge to them. She snapped her fingers, as if suddenly remembering something. “Oh yeah, that’s it… you’re usually the one telling -me- not to worry. Guess now you know what it’s like on the other side of the fence.”

Imoen looked crestfallen. “Worrying is one thing, Lynn. Working myself into a state of clinical depression like you’ve been doing is quite another.”

Nalia suddenly looked uncomfortable. “Er… maybe we’d better-” she began, trying to break into their conversation. It didn’t work.

“That wasn’t funny, Imoen.”

“Wasn’t meant to be.” She sighed. “We need to talk about this at some point. Whether you like it or not.”

Falynn gave a tired nod of acknowledgment. “Fine. Later.”

“Later.”

“Um… Chief?” Nalia finally managed to fight her way into the discussion. “Uh… our ride’s here…”

“Omega One to all units, the cavalry has arrived. Fall back to your designated evac-zones.”

“Roger Roger. Alpha Team is bugging out…”

“Acknowledged, Omega One. Delta group is headed for extraction…”

“Copy that, Epsilon Team is clearing out…”

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Confed APC 1-001
Morellian Plateau
Returning to Primary Landing Zone
1045 Hours, Local Standard

“Are you all right, Lieutenant?”

“Huh? Oh… yeah. Got stung by some shrapnel, but it’s nothing serious.”

“That… wasn’t what I was referring to.”

Imoen sighed. “Oh… you mean that thing between me and Falynn...”

“If it’s none of my business -”

“No, it’s not that… I… just don’t know if…” Imoen trailed off, then began again. “Ok, if we’re gonna have a chat like this, we’re at least going to need to be on a first name basis.”

“That’s fine. You can call me ‘Nalia,’, and I can call you ‘Lieutenant.’”

“I’m serious.”

Nalia smiled awkwardly. “So am I. My father’s a Confederation senator, and he was a Marine before that. I’ve… got the conditioning.” She shrugged. “Honestly, I’m not sure I’m comfortable ditching protocol just yet; after all, we only met yesterday.”

A slightly derisive snort. “And yet you feel comfortable asking me to regale you with tales of my familial disputes?”

Nalia’s expression sobered, and she shook her head. “ ‘Comfortable?’ Not quite. But you do look like you need someone to talk to, and… well… no offense to your teammates…”

“They’re yours now, too…”

The ensign blissfully ignored the comment. “At the moment, none of them seems to be particularly interested in chatting.”

The two of them turned their heads to glance at the rest of the squad gathered in the APC’s passenger bay. Castle and Ratchet were asleep. Vixen and Spectre had blank, distant stares; their minds were clearly somewhere else. As for Raven, she was busily tapping away on a datapad, probably drafting an after-action report or some such. She didn’t look terribly happy about it.

Harlequin winced. “You’d be right about that,” she said, agreeing with Nalia’s statement.

“So that leaves me. Anyway, if it wouldn’t be totally out of line for this newbie to make a suggestion: let me butt in.”

Imoen weighed the alternatives before her: 1) Nalia -did- seem like someone she could like, and her concern did seem genuine enough. It wasn’t very often that you found someone who seemed so… willing… to help another out, and that counted for a lot. On the other hand, 2) while the two of them likely -would- become friends at some point, they weren’t… yet… and it just felt awkward discussing something like this with someone who was, truth be told, little more than an acquaintance. And yet, 3)… huh, she’d run out of hands. Well, anyway, that left, 4). Whether she was inclined to admit it or not, the need to talk to someone about the entire mess was just so… overwhelming - it almost didn’t matter who was listening, as long as someone was…

“It’s kinda a… long story, Nalia.”

“You could order me to listen to it,” the ensign teased.

Harlequin poked her tongue out in response. “Stop that.”

#2 Guest_VigaHrolf_*

Posted 08 December 2004 - 03:42 PM

I bet you're expecting notemeal here. Well, guess what? No notemeal for you. Come back, next chapter. :)


What? No notemeal? Damn you Alpha!!!

“C’mon… wake up and answer me, damn it… so help me, if you’re dead, I’ll kill you…”


Just a funny aside, in one high level campaign I was playing in, one of the other PCs was nearly dead and our party cleric, a dwarf with a bad attitude, ran over to him screaming, "By the Beard, if you die on me I'll resurrect your sorry ass just so I can kill you for it."

Needless to say our crew got quite a kick out of it. And our DM gave the dwarf extra XP for 'making soda fly out my nose.'

Falynn coughed violently, expelling a lungful of trapped dust and pulverized rock. She spent the next few seconds trapped in a fit of grotesque hacking that left her gasping for breath afterwards.


Bran: "Mmm. Rock dust. Lovely stuff that. It'll take a good day to stop coughing it up. But coughing it up means at least your still alive."

“Where are you hit?” Imoen was practically in a frenzy, searching for bleeding wounds, burn marks, spilled gray matter, any indication as to where Falynn’s injuries lay. “Lynn, where are you hit?!” She screamed into her comlink. “This is Two, I need a medic here, on the double! Get your pasty, white ass in gear, Jaheira!”


Valygar: "We need a medic pronto."

Dr. Av'lina: *puts hypo against Harly's neck and shoots her full of sedatives.*

Valygar: "Thank you."

Nalia, who was considerably less panicked, took hold of the Major’s arm and helped her into a sitting position. She spoke into her own communications uplink. “This is… Omega Seven…” she said, still feeling very odd using that phrase to identify herself, “cancel that medic. We’re all right, here.”


Nalia is being the sane one.

Im Varnas: "That's a first."

Nalia: "Look who's talking, duckgirl."

Imoen: "Hey, at least I'm not the one with all the sexual frustrations."

Nalia: "I'd rather be frustrated than duckgirl."

Imoen: "Ah ha! You admit it!"

Nalia: *groans*

“Im… Im! Relax… I’m not hit...”

Harlequin remained skeptical. “Are… are you sure?”


Bran: "Suprisingly valid question, once you throw shock into the middle of it. I saw one tuskhead trooper keep on charging despite the 10 cm hole in his chest. He didn't go far, but he sure as hell looked surprised when died."

“I’m quite sure. Do you see me sitting in a pool of my own blood? I just took a little knock on the head, ok?”


Scanners indicate that there is no blood. Or brain tissue. :P

“That’s even worse! You don’t exactly have all that many brain cells left, you know! I like Minsc – we don’t need two of him!”


*Imagines Raven just like Minsc. They'd have to get her an ice weasel*

Nalia gave a brief yelp of laughter then clamped her hand over her mouth. She smiled sheepishly, looking apologetic.


Rule 124 of Combat: Do not laugh in combat. It signals you're having a good time and bored enemies may come over to investigate.

Falynn rolled her eyes. “You never miss an opportunity to bust my chops, do you?”

“I’m not allowed to. Supreme Court ruling,” Imoen joked half-heartedly.


Ruling 25423 Handed down two years ago states that one Imoen Lyrr, found necessary to the war effort and not in violation of any constitutional statute, must constantly and without end, bust her sister's chops. And also, must unglue all of the toilet seats in the Court Building or be sentenced to death.

“Glad one of us can make jokes.”


Im Varnas: "Which one?"

“Also in the ruling. Look, are you sure you’re all right… that explosion was pretty close. I mean, you might have a concussion… o-or internal bleeding. You never know with these things. There’s always something that could- ”


I can just see her firing off rapid fire like. Someone needs to calm her down.

“Stop. Breathe.” Falynn shook her head ruefully. “I get the odd feeling we’ve had this conversation before… and yet there’s something not quite right about it…” Her words had a sarcastic edge to them. She snapped her fingers, as if suddenly remembering something. “Oh yeah, that’s it… you’re usually the one telling -me- not to worry. Guess now you know what it’s like on the other side of the fence.”


Raven: "Payback's a bitch"

Imoen looked crestfallen. “Worrying is one thing, Lynn. Working myself into a state of clinical depression like you’ve been doing is quite another.”


Oooooooh. Nice one. :P

Nalia suddenly looked uncomfortable. “Er… maybe we’d better-” she began, trying to break into their conversation. It didn’t work.


Nope, the avalanche just got triggered.... watch out below.

“That wasn’t funny, Imoen.”

“Wasn’t meant to be.” She sighed. “We need to talk about this at some point. Whether you like it or not.”


That should be a fun one.

“Um… Chief?” Nalia finally managed to fight her way into the discussion. “Uh… our ride’s here…”


Wooo! Time to bug out!

“Omega One to all units, the cavalry has arrived. Fall back to your designated evac-zones.”


Translation: "We've had our fun, time to get the hell outta dodge."

Confed APC 1-001
Morellian Plateau
Returning to Primary Landing Zone
1045 Hours, Local Standard


Historian's Note: Strangely, this was the only PINK APC in Confed forces.

“Are you all right, Lieutenant?”


Define alright. :)

“Huh? Oh… yeah. Got stung by some shrapnel, but it’s nothing serious.”

“That… wasn’t what I was referring to.”


:) Heh

Imoen sighed. “Oh… you mean that thing between me and Falynn...”


You did kinda air the family laundry in front of her...

“If it’s none of my business -”

“No, it’s not that… I… just don’t know if…” Imoen trailed off, then began again. “Ok, if we’re gonna have a chat like this, we’re at least going to need to be on a first name basis.”

“That’s fine. You can call me ‘Nalia,’, and I can call you ‘Lieutenant.’”


:D :lol:

Bran: "Indeed. I was on a first name basis with Commodore and later Admiral Firecam. He called me Bran and I called him Commodore."

“I’m serious.”


So's she

Nalia smiled awkwardly. “So am I. My father’s a Confederation senator, and he was a Marine before that. I’ve… got the conditioning.” She shrugged. “Honestly, I’m not sure I’m comfortable ditching protocol just yet; after all, we only met yesterday.”


Nalia's just a little wound tight. As someone from her position would be. Especially a recent Academy grad. She probably still polishes the bottoms of her boots.

A slightly derisive snort. “And yet you feel comfortable asking me to regale you with tales of my familial disputes?”


*snigger*

The two of them turned their heads to glance at the rest of the squad gathered in the APC’s passenger bay. Castle and Ratchet were asleep. Vixen and Spectre had blank, distant stares; their minds were clearly somewhere else. As for Raven, she was busily tapping away on a datapad, probably drafting an after-action report or some such. She didn’t look terribly happy about it.


That makes sense. Jan and Minsc snoring, Jaheria and Valygar staring off at their demons and the CO busy with paperwork.

Bran: "I swear paperwork is the invention of the Psych Warfare department. Trying to see if we crack under pressure. I've had to negotiate bureaucratic minefields more dangerous than a planet full of heavily armed Yolandans high on Novadust."

“So that leaves me. Anyway, if it wouldn’t be totally out of line for this newbie to make a suggestion: let me butt in.”


By default, you're left with Cipher. :P

Imoen weighed the alternatives before her: 1) Nalia -did- seem like someone she could like, and her concern did seem genuine enough. It wasn’t very often that you found someone who seemed so… willing… to help another out, and that counted for a lot. On the other hand, 2) while the two of them likely -would- become friends at some point, they weren’t… yet… and it just felt awkward discussing something like this with someone who was, truth be told, little more than an acquaintance. And yet, 3)… huh, she’d run out of hands. Well, anyway, that left, 4). Whether she was inclined to admit it or not, the need to talk to someone about the entire mess was just so… overwhelming - it almost didn’t matter who was listening, as long as someone was…


We'll take Door Number 4. :D

“It’s kinda a… long story, Nalia.”

“You could order me to listen to it,” the ensign teased.


Score two points for Cipher!

Harlequin poked her tongue out in response. “Stop that.”


Nalia: "Why? You won't."

Good stuff Alpha. Can't wait to see what's next. Story time!!!

Woo!

VH

#3 Guest_Serena_*

Posted 08 December 2004 - 04:14 PM

I bet you're expecting notemeal here. Well, guess what? No notemeal for you. Come back, next chapter. :)


"Come back next chapter?" But I'm hungry now! :P

“C’mon… wake up and answer me, damn it… so help me, if you’re dead, I’ll kill you…”


Though I understand the sentiment . . . . that is a little hard to do. :P

“This is… Omega Seven…” she said, still feeling very odd using that phrase to identify herself, “cancel that medic. We’re all right, here.”


Nalia: the voice of reason right now. :D

Harlequin remained skeptical. “Are… are you sure?”


As Viga pointed out, that's a legitimate question right now.

You don’t exactly have all that many brain cells left, you know! I like Minsc – we don’t need two of him!”


:lol:

“Also in the ruling. Look, are you sure you’re all right… that explosion was pretty close. I mean, you might have a concussion… o-or internal bleeding. You never know with these things. There’s always something that could- ”


Awww, look at the overprotective sibling . . . :) :P

By the way, is Faylnn the elder?

“Oh yeah, that’s it… you’re usually the one telling -me- not to worry. Guess now you know what it’s like on the other side of the fence.”


*snicker*

“Um… Chief?” Nalia finally managed to fight her way into the discussion. “Uh… our ride’s here…”


Time to go.

“That’s fine. You can call me ‘Nalia,’, and I can call you ‘Lieutenant.’”

“I’m serious.”

Nalia smiled awkwardly. “So am I. My father’s a Confederation senator, and he was a Marine before that. I’ve… got the conditioning.”


:) Yeah, Nalia would have a bit of trouble in that respect I think. Nice touch.

The ensign blissfully ignored the comment. “At the moment, none of them seems to be particularly interested in chatting.”


True.

“It’s kinda a… long story, Nalia.”

“You could order me to listen to it,” the ensign teased.

Harlequin poked her tongue out in response. “Stop that.”


Go Nalia!

#4 Guest_Theodur_*

Posted 08 December 2004 - 08:18 PM

I bet you're expecting notemeal here. Well, guess what? No notemeal for you. Come back, next chapter. 8)


S’alright, wasn’t really hungry. :P

“Where are you hit?” Imoen was practically in a frenzy, searching for bleeding wounds, burn marks, spilled gray matter, any indication as to where Falynn’s injuries lay. “Lynn, where are you hit?!” She screamed into her comlink. “This is Two, I need a medic here, on the double! Get your pasty, white ass in gear, Jaheira!”


Cute… ;)

“I’m quite sure. Do you see me sitting in a pool of my own blood? I just took a little knock on the head, ok?”


“That’s even worse! You don’t exactly have all that many brain cells left, you know! I like Minsc – we don’t need two of him!”


:D I’m sure all the orcs on this planet would agree with that!

“Stop. Breathe.” Falynn shook her head ruefully. “I get the odd feeling we’ve had this conversation before… and yet there’s something not quite right about it…” Her words had a sarcastic edge to them. She snapped her fingers, as if suddenly remembering something. “Oh yeah, that’s it… you’re usually the one telling -me- not to worry. Guess now you know what it’s like on the other side of the fence.”


:shock: Quite true… though I am sure, she didn’t want Imoen to learn how it is. Still, something like this must have happened before…

Imoen looked crestfallen. “Worrying is one thing, Lynn. Working myself into a state of clinical depression like you’ve been doing is quite another.”


Uh-oh… seems like someone wants to force a talk…

“Wasn’t meant to be.” She sighed. “We need to talk about this at some point. Whether you like it or not.”


Hee hee… yup, and she won’t relent on that. :shock:

“No, it’s not that… I… just don’t know if…” Imoen trailed off, then began again. “Ok, if we’re gonna have a chat like this, we’re at least going to need to be on a first name basis.”


“That’s fine. You can call me ‘Nalia,’, and I can call you ‘Lieutenant.’”


Har har. Bloody romantic, that. :shock:

Nalia smiled awkwardly. “So am I. My father’s a Confederation senator, and he was a Marine before that. I’ve… got the conditioning.”


You gave her that feat???

Sorry, ‘ve been playing KotOR recently…

Nalia’s expression sobered, and she shook her head. “ ‘Comfortable?’ Not quite. But you do look like you need someone to talk to, and… well… no offense to your teammates…”


Don’t even go there, Nalia… they care for their Harley, too… :P

The two of them turned their heads to glance at the rest of the squad gathered in the APC’s passenger bay. Castle and Ratchet were asleep. Vixen and Spectre had blank, distant stares; their minds were clearly somewhere else. As for Raven, she was busily tapping away on a datapad, probably drafting an after-action report or some such. She didn’t look terribly happy about it.


Harlequin winced. “You’d be right about that,” she said, agreeing with Nalia’s statement.


They’d chat with you gladly, they are just a lot more respectful towards your privacy than Nalia is, that’s all.

Imoen weighed the alternatives before her: 1) Nalia -did- seem like someone she could like, and her concern did seem genuine enough. It wasn’t very often that you found someone who seemed so… willing… to help another out, and that counted for a lot. On the other hand, 2) while the two of them likely -would- become friends at some point, they weren’t… yet… and it just felt awkward discussing something like this with someone who was, truth be told, little more than an acquaintance. And yet, 3)… huh, she’d run out of hands. Well, anyway, that left, 4). Whether she was inclined to admit it or not, the need to talk to someone about the entire mess was just so… overwhelming - it almost didn’t matter who was listening, as long as someone was…


Hmm… understandable reasoning, though somehow it also makes me quite sad. Wish I knew why.

“It’s kinda a… long story, Nalia.”


“You could order me to listen to it,” the ensign teased.


Hee hee! That’s pretty funny! :shock:

It just makes me recall how devoid of sense of humor the in-game Nalia was… I wonder if I’m the only way who thought of that.

#5 Guest_Ian_*

Posted 08 December 2004 - 11:11 PM

I bet you're expecting notemeal here. Well, guess what? No notemeal for you. Come back, next chapter.


I think I'm starting to go into notemeal withdrawal. You'd better dish another serving soon.

Good chapter 8)

#6 Guest_Userunfriendly_*

Posted 08 December 2004 - 11:59 PM

I bet you're expecting notemeal here. Well, guess what? No notemeal for you. Come back, next chapter. :shock:


ran out of milk anyway...besides, i bet they have notemeal at the cereal bar... ;)

“C’mon… wake up and answer me, damn it… so help me, if you’re dead, I’ll kill you…”


imoen logic...actually pretty common...

“Where are you hit?” Imoen was practically in a frenzy, searching for bleeding wounds, burn marks, spilled gray matter, any indication as to where Falynn’s injuries lay. “Lynn, where are you hit?!” She screamed into her comlink. “This is Two, I need a medic here, on the double! Get your pasty, white ass in gear, Jaheira!”


vixen: MY ASS IS NOT PASTY!!!

imoen pulls out photographs... 8)

Nalia, who was considerably less panicked, took hold of the Major’s arm and helped her into a sitting position. She spoke into her own communications uplink. “This is… Omega Seven…” she said, still feeling very odd using that phrase to identify herself, “cancel that medic. We’re all right, here.”


oh no...she's said omega seven...now she's officially one of the nutters.. :D

“I’m quite sure. Do you see me sitting in a pool of my own blood? I just took a little knock on the head, ok?”


internal injuries...possible concussion...

“That’s even worse! You don’t exactly have all that many brain cells left, you know! I like Minsc – we don’t need two of him!”


;) :) :?

fay: see earl? see the pretty lady in pink hair?

(holds up imaginary gerbil)

imoen: AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

fay:PSYCH!!!

imoen: must restrain Fist Of Death... :P :shock: :shock:

“Omega One to all units, the cavalry has arrived. Fall back to your designated evac-zones.”


its time to haul ass...

Nalia smiled awkwardly. “So am I. My father’s a Confederation senator, and he was a Marine before that. I’ve… got the conditioning.” She shrugged. “Honestly, I’m not sure I’m comfortable ditching protocol just yet; after all, we only met yesterday.”


yeah, that makes a lot of sense...i mean it totally makes sense that nalia would be a military brat...its a good anology for the whole nobility thing in the game... :shock:

The two of them turned their heads to glance at the rest of the squad gathered in the APC’s passenger bay. Castle and Ratchet were asleep. Vixen and Spectre had blank, distant stares; their minds were clearly somewhere else. As for Raven, she was busily tapping away on a datapad, probably drafting an after-action report or some such. She didn’t look terribly happy about it.


raven: hate paperwork...

im: never would have guessed...oh yeah, except for that time on antares III when you took that flamethrower with you to regimental headquarters...

raven: HEY!!! there was that dominion agent in the judge advocate general's office!!!

imoen: the one you caught while he was running out of the office, with his pants on fire after you used the flamethrower?

raven: yep, see??? it worked...

imoen: funny how among the harcopies destroyed were those charges filed against you for mooning the commanding general of the third regiment, and stealing all his booze...

raven: yep, the gods love me... :D :D :D

Imoen weighed the alternatives before her: 1) Nalia -did- seem like someone she could like, and her concern did seem genuine enough. It wasn’t very often that you found someone who seemed so… willing… to help another out, and that counted for a lot. On the other hand, 2) while the two of them likely -would- become friends at some point, they weren’t… yet… and it just felt awkward discussing something like this with someone who was, truth be told, little more than an acquaintance. And yet, 3)… huh, she’d run out of hands. Well, anyway, that left, 4). Whether she was inclined to admit it or not, the need to talk to someone about the entire mess was just so… overwhelming - it almost didn’t matter who was listening, as long as someone was…


4? i thought she ran out of hands at 3???

Harlequin poked her tongue out in response. “Stop that.”


;) :P ;)

#7 Guest_AlphaMonkey_*

Posted 09 December 2004 - 12:31 AM

What? No notemeal? Damn you Alpha!!!


I guess I just decided to do what -real- authors do and let their work speak for itself.

Pffft. Yeah, right. I just couldn't think of anything to say. :P

Needless to say our crew got quite a kick out of it. And our DM gave the dwarf extra XP for 'making soda fly out my nose.'


Sweet. :shock:

Nalia is being the sane one.

Im Varnas: "That's a first."

Nalia: "Look who's talking, duckgirl."

Imoen: "Hey, at least I'm not the one with all the sexual frustrations."

Nalia: "I'd rather be frustrated than duckgirl."

Imoen: "Ah ha! You admit it!"

Nalia: *groans*


Cipher: (Winces) "You really did walk -right- into that one..."

Bran: "Suprisingly valid question, once you throw shock into the middle of it. I saw one tuskhead trooper keep on charging despite the 10 cm hole in his chest. He didn't go far, but he sure as hell looked surprised when died."


Case in point: Horvath

"I just got the wind knocked out of me." Five minutes later, he's dead. :shock:

*Imagines Raven just like Minsc. They'd have to get her an ice weasel*


It'd have to be an electronic ice weasel... but yeah... they could wrassle. :shock:

And also, must unglue all of the toilet seats in the Court Building or be sentenced to death.


Gotta love the Confed Justice System. So fond of handing out capital punishment...

Im Varnas: "Which one?"


Harlequin: (Glares) "You'll get yours, Pink."

Raven: "Idle threats, Im? How unlike you."

Harlequin: "Idle, nothing. I used Jan's Shrink-O-Matic ray to sneak in and plant a time bomb in her uterus. Happy 40th birthday, Pink." 8)

Oooooooh. Nice one.


Yeah, I figured that one would throw Falynn for a bit of a loop.

:D

Bran: "Indeed. I was on a first name basis with Commodore and later Admiral Firecam. He called me Bran and I called him Commodore."


Yeah. :shock:

Actually, you mentioned that joke once, a long time ago. Consider it a bit of an homage. ;)

Nalia's just a little wound tight. As someone from her position would be. Especially a recent Academy grad. She probably still polishes the bottoms of her boots.


Yep. Unfortunately, Nalia is well and truly a rookie, and does not, as yet, have the shiny rubbed off of her.

Bran: "I swear paperwork is the invention of the Psych Warfare department. Trying to see if we crack under pressure. I've had to negotiate bureaucratic minefields more dangerous than a planet full of heavily armed Yolandans high on Novadust."


Halflings on crack. This image amuses me greatly. :P

By default, you're left with Cipher.


Speaking of which, the "official naming ceremony" takes place a few chapters from here. I've been referring to Nalia as Cipher for a long time now, but she hasn't actually received the name (in the storyline) yet. Should be fixed in a couple of chapters.

We'll take Door Number 4.


Host: "What's behind Door Number 4?"

Announcer: "A brrrrrraaaaaaand new car!"

Nalia: "Why? You won't."


Pretty much. ;)

#8 Guest_AlphaMonkey_*

Posted 09 December 2004 - 12:35 AM

"Come back next chapter?" But I'm hungry now!


I have granola bars. They're oatmeal raisin, though... :D

Though I understand the sentiment . . . . that is a little hard to do.


Especially since medics can't resurrect people the way clerics can. Whoops.

Nalia: the voice of reason right now.


Cipher: "Okay, okay! I get it! I'm young and naive! That doesn't mean I'm stupid!"

Harlequin: "Duuuuuhhhh..."

Cipher: "Cut it out!"

:P

By the way, is Faylnn the elder?


Ayup. These two are full-blood relations, (Though Gorion is still their adoptive father as opposed to their biological one) with Falynn being anywhere between six months to one full year older. Figured it'd be easier to keep their ages fairly close. But yeah, Falynn's older.

Raven: "Hey, someone's gotta be the responsible, mature one."

Vixen: "That would be me."

Harlequin: "She would be right."

Go Nalia!


She's got moxie. I like her. 8)

#9 Guest_AlphaMonkey_*

Posted 09 December 2004 - 12:43 AM

S’alright, wasn’t really hungry.


But there's always room for Notemeal! (Jell-O) :P

I’m sure all the orcs on this planet would agree with that!


Hmmm... maybe... I mean, Minsc has some pretty crazy destructive powers, but so does Falynn... and she's also got more brains, which, in theory, makes her even more dangerous. :shock:

Quite true… though I am sure, she didn’t want Imoen to learn how it is.


Yeah. You're definitely right on that. Falynn would definitely want to spare Imoen anything like that.

Still, something like this must have happened before…


True, given their line of work, but I think Imoen's a bit more aware of it now, since Falynn had made such a huge issue of it not too long ago.

Hee hee… yup, and she won’t relent on that.


No. She won't. That kind of loyalty makes me all gushy. :shock:

You gave her that feat???


Yeah. Cipher gets +1 to all saving throws. ;)

I've been playing San Andreas. I logged like forty hours (at least) playing it, then started over so I could go for 100% completion. I haven't even made it to the second city out of the three yet, though. 8) This game is massive. GTA3 is big, Vice City is bigger, but San Andreas is friggin' massive. It's like an elephant, steamrolling and stomping all over my life. :shock:

Don’t even go there, Nalia… they care for their Harley, too…


Well, to be fair, she doesn't know any of them very well. I think both Jaheira and Valygar are good people but you have to admit that their exteriors are very gruff, and if you don't take the time to get to know them, you can go through your entire life thinking they're jerks. (Shrug) As for Jan, well, it's perfectly clear he's insane. :shock:

And Minsc... well... is quite clearly Minsc.

They’d chat with you gladly, they are just a lot more respectful towards your privacy than Nalia is, that’s all.


Ya think? I don't. ;)

Hmm… understandable reasoning, though somehow it also makes me quite sad. Wish I knew why.


I guess because it reads as if I'm trying to emphasize how damned lonely she feels at the moment... (which is what I was trying to do.) :P

It just makes me recall how devoid of sense of humor the in-game Nalia was… I wonder if I’m the only way who thought of that.


It's true. She comes across as being so young and earnest and eager to do things that jokes and the like just don't factor in. Aside from Viconia's "evil" chuckles, I can't recall hearing Grey Delisle (Nalia's voice actress) laugh even once in the game. Thing is, I don't think Nalia's completely devoid of a sense of humor, she just needs the right people to bring it out. And there are few more capable of that kind of work than Imoen. :D

#10 Guest_AlphaMonkey_*

Posted 09 December 2004 - 01:26 AM

I think I'm starting to go into notemeal withdrawal. You'd better dish another serving soon.


Dude. It's notemeal, not heroin. 8)

I'm working on it, though. :D

#11 Guest_AlphaMonkey_*

Posted 09 December 2004 - 01:38 AM

ran out of milk anyway...besides, i bet they have notemeal at the cereal bar...


I'm serious. I'd eat at that place. :D

vixen: MY ASS IS NOT PASTY!!!

imoen pulls out photographs...


It's not pasty. :P

oh no...she's said omega seven...now she's officially one of the nutters..


She's been one of them since she fired a shot, killed an orc, and saved Imoen's butt. :shock:

internal injuries...possible concussion...


Actually, probably not that serious... she was never even unconscious, just dazed.

imoen: must restrain Fist Of Death...


No. That's Jaheira's line. :shock:

And Harlequin doesn't have pink hair. It's her natural, BG1 color.

yeah, that makes a lot of sense...i mean it totally makes sense that nalia would be a military brat...its a good anology for the whole nobility thing in the game...


I figured that her father just had to be someone influential - either a corporate mogul, or a politican... but making him a politician and a former soldier gave me an in to making her a soldier-type, too. So I went with that one.

imoen: funny how among the harcopies destroyed were those charges filed against you for mooning the commanding general of the third regiment, and stealing all his booze...


Raven: 8) "Imoen's the drunk... not me." :shock:

#12 Guest_VigaHrolf_*

Posted 09 December 2004 - 06:41 PM

*Imagines Raven just like Minsc. They'd have to get her an ice weasel*


It'd have to be an electronic ice weasel... but yeah... they could wrassle. :D


*In over the top announcer voice* "And tonight on WWE RAW! we have a match up of two titans! Two warriors of incomparable skill! Boo the Hamster and Skezix the Ice Weasel!"

*crowd goes wild*

Im Varnas: "Which one?"


Harlequin: (Glares) "You'll get yours, Pink."

Raven: "Idle threats, Im? How unlike you."

Harlequin: "Idle, nothing. I used Jan's Shrink-O-Matic ray to sneak in and plant a time bomb in her uterus. Happy 40th birthday, Pink." :D


Imoen V.: *blinks* "Harly, unlike you, I can tell when something sneaks up in there."

Actually, you mentioned that joke once, a long time ago. Consider it a bit of an homage. ;)


Homages are always welcome :(

Halflings on crack. This image amuses me greatly. :(


It amuses me greatly as well. Perhaps I will write a story about crack snorting halfings.

Hmmm

Maybe I should contract this out to UU.

#13 Guest_AlphaMonkey_*

Posted 10 December 2004 - 01:22 PM

Two warriors of incomparable skill! Boo the Hamster and Skezix the Ice Weasel!


Skezix? You make that name up? 'cause I like it.

Imoen V.: *blinks* "Harly, unlike you, I can tell when something sneaks up in there."


Harlequin: "Yeah, 'cause usually, it's your own fingers."

Maybe I should contract this out to UU.


Good luck with that. He's got the X-box version of KotOR2 now. I doubt we'll be seeing him much for a while. :D

Just lucky I haven't gotten my copy of Half-Life 2 yet... that'd suck my time, 'cause you just know Counterstrike is gonna pull me back in. Oy...

#14 Guest_Userunfriendly_*

Posted 10 December 2004 - 11:56 PM

It amuses me greatly as well. Perhaps I will write a story about crack snorting halfings.


Hmmm


Maybe I should contract this out to UU.


"Switchblade" Jansen: Hey short-long, pass me the packet...

"Rumble" Proudfoot: STOP CALLING ME SHORTLONG!!! or I'll...I'll...punch you into next week!

"Greaser" Took: ooohhhh...yahhhh...so scared now...the hair of my feet are all sticking up straight...

(switchblade takes a huge snort of a white powder): WHOOOOOO!!!

Rumble: YOU BETTA LEAVE ME SOME!!

Greaser: Yeah...that's prime powdered turnip...

urm...not quite...besides, in my mind, they keep wanting to burst into song...

and they look like short versions of olivia newton john and john travolta... :D :D ;)

#15 Laufey

Posted 11 December 2004 - 10:00 AM

“Where are you hit?” Imoen was practically in a frenzy, searching for bleeding wounds, burn marks, spilled gray matter, any indication as to where Falynn’s injuries lay. “Lynn, where are you hit?!” She screamed into her comlink. “This is Two, I need a medic here, on the double! Get your pasty, white ass in gear, Jaheira!”


I would *pay* to see Jaheira's reaction to that. :D


“That’s even worse! You don’t exactly have all that many brain cells left, you know! I like Minsc – we don’t need two of him!”


Have to agree with that. :D


“Also in the ruling. Look, are you sure you’re all right… that explosion was pretty close. I mean, you might have a concussion… o-or internal bleeding. You never know with these things. There’s always something that could- ”


“Stop. Breathe.” Falynn shook her head ruefully. “I get the odd feeling we’ve had this conversation before… and yet there’s something not quite right about it…” Her words had a sarcastic edge to them. She snapped her fingers, as if suddenly remembering something. “Oh yeah, that’s it… you’re usually the one telling -me- not to worry. Guess now you know what it’s like on the other side of the fence.”


*grin* Yep, she's got a good point there. In many ways, it's *far* worse to be the one doing the worrying, I think.


Falynn gave a tired nod of acknowledgment. “Fine. Later.”


“Later.”


But not *too* much later, I hope.


Imoen weighed the alternatives before her: 1) Nalia -did- seem like someone she could like, and her concern did seem genuine enough. It wasn’t very often that you found someone who seemed so… willing… to help another out, and that counted for a lot. On the other hand, 2) while the two of them likely -would- become friends at some point, they weren’t… yet… and it just felt awkward discussing something like this with someone who was, truth be told, little more than an acquaintance. And yet, 3)… huh, she’d run out of hands. Well, anyway, that left, 4). Whether she was inclined to admit it or not, the need to talk to someone about the entire mess was just so… overwhelming - it almost didn’t matter who was listening, as long as someone was…


*nods* And actually, sometimes it *helps* if the person doing the listening isn't somebody who knows you very well. That way they don't have a lot of premade opinions about the people involved.
Rogues do it from behind.

#16 Guest_AlphaMonkey_*

Posted 11 December 2004 - 03:38 PM

"Switchblade" Jansen: Hey short-long, pass me the packet...

"Rumble" Proudfoot: STOP CALLING ME SHORTLONG!!! or I'll...I'll...punch you into next week!

"Greaser" Took: ooohhhh...yahhhh...so scared now...the hair of my feet are all sticking up straight...

(switchblade takes a huge snort of a white powder): WHOOOOOO!!!

Rumble: YOU BETTA LEAVE ME SOME!!

Greaser: Yeah...that's prime powdered turnip...


:)

Ummmmm...

:)

Ok, now how about a Trainspotting parody, next? :)

#17 Guest_AlphaMonkey_*

Posted 11 December 2004 - 03:48 PM

I would *pay* to see Jaheira's reaction to that.


You know what? So would I... no, I'm serious... I'm trying to think of what her reaction actually would be, and I'm thinking it'd be well worth the price of admission.

Huh...

:)

Have to agree with that.


Yeah, really... when it comes to Minsc, there can (and should) be only one. :)

*grin* Yep, she's got a good point there. In many ways, it's *far* worse to be the one doing the worrying, I think.


Speaking from personal experience? Yeah... Oh, yeah. It's not pleasant being the one sitting in the waiting room. :) At least not for me...

But not *too* much later, I hope.


Well, there's -some- mention of it not too far down the line... but the actual resolution will probably take a while. :)

*nods* And actually, sometimes it *helps* if the person doing the listening isn't somebody who knows you very well. That way they don't have a lot of premade opinions about the people involved.


I see that point, I guess. I'd have to say that I think, more often than not, that knowing the people involved is better than not knowing them. There are exceptions, true, but for the most part, if you know the folks, you can empathize a bit more easily, and I think that's important.

But hey, whatever. :D




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