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#1 Guest_AlphaMonkey_*

Posted 13 August 2004 - 08:15 AM

Your daily dose of notemeal: Eat up, kids! :?

1. Ok, so the current Omega roster has six people. We're going up to seven with this chapter. :lol:

2. Mostly some exposition, and a bit of mission planning.

3. Re: mission planning... I don't think that section sounds... overly technical, but I could be misreading that, so if it's a problem, I'll try and clear things up. There -is- a bit of... jargon, I guess, and some "tactical" discussion. (Shrug)

4. Also, I finally managed to come up with a whole unit roster for the other supporting units (Alpha, Delta, etc.). I did it mainly for my own purposes so that I can keep track of what's going on. It'd probably bore any other human being to tears, though, so I suppose I should just pretend I never mentioned it. ;)

5. I always like to intersperse some silliness into these things. There's not really much room for it in this kind of piece, but I managed to put a little in.

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“Sorry to bother you, Major, but I think there’s someone over here that you should meet.”

Falynn looked curiously up at Delta Leader. She set her meal aside and stood up, falling in behind Delta One. “Lead the way, Anomen.”



“Hang tight, Aric. The evac transports will be here soon; you’re gonna be okay…”

“What happened?” Falynn whispered to her escort.

“Survivors from the orbital station. They managed to flee in an escape pod which crashed a short distance away from our landing zone. We found them and brought them here. Anyway… Major Falynn Llyr, this is Ensign Nalia de’Arnisse… ConFleet.”

Nalia flipped off a crisp salute, the kind only rookies seemed to use. “Major.”

“Ensign.”

“So… gimme the story,” Lynn said without preamble.

The Navy ensign shrugged. “Nothing much to tell, ma’am. Dominion came out of the jump point kicking. We scrambled fighters, shot back with the station’s guns… didn’t do us all that much good. They overran us in minutes. The crew initiated Cole Protocol, broke for the escape pods and ditched. Most of the pods landed close together… bad idea, if you ask me. I used what little fuel we had to try and scoot us in another direction; figured our chances would be better if we split off from the main group. You know, give them more places to look, make it harder for the orcs to find us?”

Falynn nodded for Nalia to continue.

“Anyway, I guess I’m just a lousy pilot. Think I clipped a mountain on the way in; threw us into a roll. I tried to recover… couldn’t… we hit pretty hard.” She sighed. “I seem to be mostly ok, I guess… few bumps and bruises, but Aric over there got pretty banged up. The Delta medics got him stable,” she nodded graciously at Delta Leader, “but he could really use a full hospital, and soon.”

“We’re working on it, Ensign. Triple-A defense is still pretty thick, so any birds we do bring in will have a tough time of it.”

“That’s… about what I figured...” Nalia trailed off, and looked away momentarily, then turned her gaze back. “You’re… going after that Dominion C&C base around here, aren’t you?” she asked, looking the major straight in the eye.

Falynn didn’t respond.

“It’s just a guess. After we got on the ground, I began tinkering with the pod’s comm systems. Started picking up on a lot of Dominion flash traffic; at first, I was just looking for any indication that they knew where we’d crashed, but I started getting all kinds of encrypted messages; real high level stuff. I figured that there had to be something major in the area.”

“Go on…”

Nalia shrugged. “Well… I kept digging. Most of it was pretty routine, reports from patrols, basic force coordination, that sort of thing. The kicker is that there was just so much of it… anyway… I think I found something interesting.”

“What would that be?”

“The Dominion’s landed a fair-sized chunk of assets on Alcor since their arrival in system, but they’re still stretched kinda thin. The C&C base they’ve set up isn’t heavily defended or fortified. From the transmissions I intercepted, the base is relying mostly on an armor platoon for defense, and it’s not even on station all of the time. Best guess, it’s being used as a Quick Reaction Force, putting out brush fires all over the place.”

“Composition?”

“Probably about four heavy tanks, maybe a company of dismounted infantry…”

Falynn scratched the back of her neck. “Sounds like the group we ran into on our patrol a couple of hours back. If they’re still in the area…”

“Major? Are you seriously planning on engaging a Dominion armor platoon?” Anomen Delryn asked, almost incredulously. The man was no stranger to lousy odds; he often felt the need to prove himself against such numerical superiority, in fact, but Falynn’s proposition was still a little… daring.

“If we can isolate and eliminate them, it’ll give us a clear shot to that C&C base.”

“Risky,” sounded a voice from off to Falynn’s left.

“You know our motto, Jaheira. Audaces fortuna juvat.”

Lieutenant Marael rolled her eyes. “ ‘Fortune favors the bold.’ I’m aware.”

“If we can get Alpha on direct support and Delta and Epsilon to harass the flanks, then bring the Thirty Corps vehicles into the fray afterwards, we might just stand a chance. It’s a gamble, but I think we can pull it off. I think we ought to try and make a go of it.”

“Um… one more thing, Major?”

“What’s up, Ensign?”

“I’d… uh… I’d like to come with you, if I could.”

“I beg your pardon?”

Nalia sighed. “It’s just… the Dominion’s… here… in Confed space… and… and I want to do something about it. I know I’m not a combat trooper, but there has to be something I can do besides sit around behind a security detail and wait for the Fleet to come pick me up.”

“Well, I understand that, but this isn’t exactly going to be a picnic...”

“I know, but…”

Llyr held up a hand to preempt any further argument. “I just want to be perfectly clear that you understand what you’re asking me. I want you to know exactly what you’d be getting into.”

“I’d like to try.”

Falynn and Jaheira traded glances.

“Excuse us…” Falynn said to the navy officer. She turned and walked off a short distance, Jaheira following behind. “Well? What do you think?” one asked the other, once they were safely out of earshot.

“You don’t want to know what I think.”

Lynn sighed. “Yes, Jaheira, I do.”

“I think… I think that she is… inexperienced… and that inexperience may be an overall liability to the unit. Her interception of the Dominion transmissions suggests she has extensive knowledge, perhaps we could even call it ‘expertise’, in that field. But as useful as that may be, it may not be useful enough in the situations we will likely encounter.”

“I sense a ‘but’ coming.”

Jaheira smirked in amusement. “But, she seems committed… she wants to do something… anything. I cannot fault her for that.”

“I can’t, either.”

“If she’s lucky, she’ll live through the next few days… and if she wishes to continue living, she -will- need combat experience. It’s possible she might be safer with us, even if we aren’t necessarily safer with -her- along.”

Falynn nodded, understanding the point being made. “So? Recommendation?”

Another smirk. “We trade Imoen for her.”

Lynn rolled her eyes and managed a small grin. “No.”

“Had to try.”

“All right… I guess that settles that.” The two Confed officers headed back over to where Nalia was once again hovering protectively over her wounded comrade. The young ensign looked up as the other two approached, clearly looking expectant.

“Ok… if this is what you want, then you can come along. Just uh… try not to get us all killed…” said Falynn, only half-jokingly.



“So?” Imoen began, “What do -you- do?”

“I beg your pardon, Lieutenant?”

“Simple question. What do you -do-? Lynn goes and bosses folks around. I sneak into places and blow stuff up… Jaheira’s the one who reattaches any severed limbs. Jan can build you a starship with a socket wrench and a pile of spare parts. Minsc has the big gun, and Valygar over there does all the brooding. What do -you- do?”

Despite Imoen’s disclaimer, the question wasn’t all that terribly simple. Ensign Nalia de’Arnisse wasn’t sure she even knew where to begin, so she went with the first thoughts that came to mind. “Wellllll… I speak Dwarven, High Elven, Low Elven, Drow, Orc and Gnoll. I can get by in Ogre and a little bit of Duergar. And I know exactly two phrases in Illithid – first one is ‘Phantastisch fuer einen Party!’ and the second is “Kannst du mein Kasebrot halten? Ich bin von Blitz getroffen!”

Imoen’s brow creased. “Translation?”

“First one’s roughly ‘Fantastic for a party!’ Second is ‘Can you hold my cheese-bread? I’ve been struck by lightning.’”

The Lieutenant grinned broadly. “I think you’ll fit right in.”

#2 Guest_Theodur_*

Posted 13 August 2004 - 04:45 PM

1. Ok, so the current Omega roster has six people. We're going up to seven with this chapter. :)


I sort of dreaded the phrase “and then we’re going down to three or four…”

“Sorry to bother you, Major, but I think there’s someone over here that you should meet.”


Falynn looked curiously up at Delta Leader. She set her meal aside and stood up, falling in behind Delta One. “Lead the way, Anomen.”


HEH. Ano leading a squad, you don’t say? Guess this version of Ano has had all the pompousness and arrogance beaten out of him by now… :)

“Survivors from the orbital station. They managed to flee in an escape pod which crashed a short distance away from our landing zone. We found them and brought them here. Anyway… Major Falynn Llyr, this is Ensign Nalia de’Arnisse… ConFleet.”


Ah, she’s the number seven then? Alright, I don’t mind her too much and your version is kinda… cute. :?

The Navy ensign shrugged. “Nothing much to tell, ma’am. Dominion came out of the jump point kicking. We scrambled fighters, shot back with the station’s guns… didn’t do us all that much good. They overran us in minutes. The crew initiated Cole Protocol, broke for the escape pods and ditched. Most of the pods landed close together… bad idea, if you ask me. I used what little fuel we had to try and scoot us in another direction; figured our chances would be better if we split off from the main group. You know, give them more places to look, make it harder for the orcs to find us?”


Let’s split up, gang!

Uh, sorry… :?

“Anyway, I guess I’m just a lousy pilot. Think I clipped a mountain on the way in; threw us into a roll. I tried to recover… couldn’t… we hit pretty hard.” She sighed. “I seem to be mostly ok, I guess… few bumps and bruises, but Aric over there got pretty banged up. The Delta medics got him stable,” she nodded graciously at Delta Leader, “but he could really use a full hospital, and soon.”


Anyway, it’s a good thing Vulkar’s didn’t get to them first.

:lol:

“Major? Are you seriously planning on engaging a Dominion armor platoon?” Anomen Delryn asked, almost incredulously. The man was no stranger to lousy odds; he often felt the need to prove himself against such numerical superiority, in fact, but Falynn’s proposition was still a little… daring.


Remember the Hillgnasher giants, Ano! What are a few orcs compared to those beasts! ;)

Nalia sighed. “It’s just… the Dominion’s… here… in Confed space… and… and I want to do something about it. I know I’m not a combat trooper, but there has to be something I can do besides sit around behind a security detail and wait for the Fleet to come pick me up.”


“Well, I understand that, but this isn’t exactly going to be a picnic...”


But I’m sure we could make it to be one! :? :D

“I’d like to try.”


Trying is the first step in failing

- Homer J. Simpson

:D

“If she’s lucky, she’ll live through the next few days… and if she wishes to continue living, she -will- need combat experience. It’s possible she might be safer with us, even if we aren’t necessarily safer with -her- along.”


Sound reasoning. :D

Another smirk. “We trade Imoen for her.”


Lynn rolled her eyes and managed a small grin. “No.”


“Had to try.”


*sniff* How touching! :? :(

“Simple question. What do you -do-? Lynn goes and bosses folks around. I sneak into places and blow stuff up… Jaheira’s the one who reattaches any severed limbs.


Uh, you forget to mention that Jaheira also bosses folks around. :)

Despite Imoen’s disclaimer, the question wasn’t all that terribly simple. Ensign Nalia de’Arnisse wasn’t sure she even knew where to begin, so she went with the first thoughts that came to mind. “Wellllll… I speak Dwarven, High Elven, Low Elven, Drow, Orc and Gnoll. I can get by in Ogre and a little bit of Duergar. And I know exactly two phrases in Illithid – first one is ‘Phantastisch fuer einen Party!’ and the second is “Kannst du mein Kasebrot halten? Ich bin von Blitz getroffen!”


:?

Man, I would never imagined to establish a link between Germans and Illithid… but hey, in a way it does make sense! :D

“First one’s roughly ‘Fantastic for a party!’ Second is ‘Can you hold my cheese-bread? I’ve been struck by lightning.’”


The Lieutenant grinned broadly. “I think you’ll fit right in.”


Yeah, get on in, along with all the other misfits… and welcome aboard. :D

#3 Guest_cdrradar_*

Posted 13 August 2004 - 05:04 PM

Your daily dose of notemeal: Eat up, kids! :?


Notemeal, notemeal, yum! BLECH! :lol:

“Sorry to bother you, Major, but I think there’s someone over here that you should meet.”

Falynn looked curiously up at Delta Leader. She set her meal aside and stood up, falling in behind Delta One. “Lead the way, Anomen.”


Ooh, Anomen. *watches the women stare at the Navy hunk*

“Hang tight, Aric. The evac transports will be here soon; you’re gonna be okay…”


Who's Aric?

Nalia flipped off a crisp salute, the kind only rookies seemed to use. “Major.”


"And another thing, don't salute in front of the Captain, because every time you do, you make him a target for the Germans. Capeçe?"

"Oh, err, yeah. Capeçe."

Re: Intro to Nalia: Coolness. Based on the other incarnations of her on this board, I could like her.

“Probably about four heavy tanks, maybe a company of dismounted infantry…”

Falynn scratched the back of her neck. “Sounds like the group we ran into on our patrol a couple of hours back. If they’re still in the area…”


If that's all that the Dominion has hanging around, a) that could make life a hell of a lot easier because it is only a single mobile military unit, and they know where it is, ;) that enemy unit HAS to be fatigued if it's been constantly operating, and, . . .

“Risky,” sounded a voice from off to Falynn’s left.

“You know our motto, Jaheira. Audaces fortuna juvat.”

Lieutenant Marael rolled her eyes. “ ‘Fortune favors the bold.’ I’m aware.”


c) This is Omega Squad. Nothing's impossible.

“Excuse us…” Falynn said to the navy officer. She turned and walked off a short distance, Jaheira following behind. “Well? What do you think?” one asked the other, once they were safely out of earshot.

“You don’t want to know what I think.”

Lynn sighed. “Yes, Jaheira, I do.”


*ahem* Captain Miller and Sgt. Horvath strike again.

Falynn nodded, understanding the point being made. “So? Recommendation?”

Another smirk. “We trade Imoen for her.”

Lynn rolled her eyes and managed a small grin. “No.”

“Had to try.”


*snicker*

“So?” Imoen began, “What do -you- do?”

“I beg your pardon, Lieutenant?”

“Simple question. What do you -do-? Lynn goes and bosses folks around. I sneak into places and blow stuff up… Jaheira’s the one who reattaches any severed limbs. Jan can build you a starship with a socket wrench and a pile of spare parts. Minsc has the big gun, and Valygar over there does all the brooding. What do -you- do?”


"I am fluent in over 16 million forms of communication and can readily --"

"Splendid! We've been without an interpreter since our master got angry with our last protocol droid and disintegrated him."

Despite Imoen’s disclaimer, the question wasn’t all that terribly simple. Ensign Nalia de’Arnisse wasn’t sure she even knew where to begin, so she went with the first thoughts that came to mind. “Wellllll… I speak Dwarven, High Elven, Low Elven, Drow, Orc and Gnoll. I can get by in Ogre and a little bit of Duergar. And I know exactly two phrases in Illithid – first one is ‘Phantastisch fuer einen Party!’ and the second is “Kannst du mein Kasebrot halten? Ich bin von Blitz getroffen!”


Why does Illithid sound remarkably German?

Or... "I can tell you what the enemy's yap says. I can peek at their codes and give you a serious heads-up if they're looking to come down on our asses. And more, I can tell you if that orc over there said something about your mother."

Imoen’s brow creased. “Translation?”

“First one’s roughly ‘Fantastic for a party!’ Second is ‘Can you hold my cheese-bread? I’ve been struck by lightning.’”

The Lieutenant grinned broadly. “I think you’ll fit right in.”


Just double and triple check your gear now and then. You might find a bunch of fizzies instead of your comm unit, and your skin might turn purple. She's been known to do that to rooks.

Wasn't that bad, Alpha. I liked it, nice interlude. At first, I thought you were going to recruit Anomen, give the ladies something to drool over. Looking forward to more.

#4 Guest_AlphaMonkey_*

Posted 13 August 2004 - 06:17 PM

I sort of dreaded the phrase “and then we’re going down to three or four…”


Nah. Expect that during the "big fight scene," which is a ways away. :?

HEH. Ano leading a squad, you don’t say? Guess this version of Ano has had all the pompousness and arrogance beaten out of him by now…


Well, it's one thing being a knight in the Order... but being a Special Operations operative is a little different. Probably somewhat less forgiving. So if you don't smarten up, you die. ;)

This version's a Captain, meaning he actually has rank of a sort. Scary, huh? :?

Ah, she’s the number seven then? Alright, I don’t mind her too much and your version is kinda… cute.


Yeah, it's getting kinda... girl-heavy, but I guess it can't be helped that most of the interesting characters in the game were girls. :?

Let’s split up, gang!

Uh, sorry…


Scooby Doo reference, right?

I just want to smack Fred every time he says that... then I want to beat on the dog for just being annoying. Seriously, Velma and maybe Daphne are the only ones I can really stand. I've never been a big fan of the franchise, though. I've just never found it funny, not even the newer shows they've been producing of late. I also never saw either of the movies. Just wasn't interested... though I will admit, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Linda Cardellini are... scrumptious. :)

Anyway, it’s a good thing Vulkar’s didn’t get to them first.


It's a good thing Sith troopers didn't get to them first... fighting off a swoop gang is one thing. Fighting off an army? That's another.

Remember the Hillgnasher giants, Ano! What are a few orcs compared to those beasts!


The Hillgnasher giants didn't have like 100 ton battle tanks. :D

But I’m sure we could make it to be one!


Who wants to bring the marshmallows?

Trying is the first step in failing

- Homer J. Simpson


"When I was 17, I drank some very good beer... I drank some very good beer, I purchased, with a fake ID... my name was Brian McGee, I stayed up listening to Queen... when I was 17..."

:?

Uh, you forget to mention that Jaheira also bosses folks around.


This version, not so much... she's got the attitude for it, but not the rank... and you need some of both. :D

Man, I would never imagined to establish a link between Germans and Illithid… but hey, in a way it does make sense!


Dude, it doesn't make sense at all... I only used those phrases because they're two of the funniest phrases I know in the German language... after like seven years of study, they're still the funniest phrases I know. :)

And "Zaehl die Schlaege! Wenn du dich verzaehlst, fang ich von vorn an!" when said properly, has got to be the scariest.

:lol:

Yeah, get on in, along with all the other misfits…


Yeah, well, Nalia is perhaps the most well-adjusted of any of them at this point... of course, that'll likely change, but at the moment, she's normal. Really. :)

#5 Guest_AlphaMonkey_*

Posted 13 August 2004 - 06:28 PM

Notemeal, notemeal, yum! BLECH!


Bah. Eat it anyway. It's healthy. :)

Ooh, Anomen. *watches the women stare at the Navy hunk*


Not that I'm actually attracted to the man, mind you, but he'd probably look pretty good in camo fatigues. :lol:

Who's Aric?


Nalia's sidekick back from Chapter 2. The two of them were on the "bridge" of a space station orbiting Alcor when the Dominion came through and trashed it. She was the officer on duty at the time, and he was backing her up.

"And another thing, don't salute in front of the Captain, because every time you do, you make him a target for the Germans. Capeçe?"

"Oh, err, yeah. Capeçe."


Bingo. Nalia's with Fleet... she's not accustomed to having snipers taking potshots at her or people standing next to her. She'll learn. Hopefully. Hopefully before someone gets whacked. Though, in her defense, the camp is mostly secure... mostly.

If that's all that the Dominion has hanging around, a) that could make life a hell of a lot easier because it is only a single mobile military unit, and they know where it is, :) that enemy unit HAS to be fatigued if it's been constantly operating, and, . . .


Right. They won't be quite as sharp, or on the ball... they'll be a little vulnerable to an assault... and yeah, the gang will want to take them out since it'd be a rather bad idea to leave enemies at their backs, especially when trying to do something like take out a command post.

*ahem* Captain Miller and Sgt. Horvath strike again.


I know, I know... but I love that movie! And those characters. C'mon, can't you picture Tom Sizemore as Jaheira? ;)

Now I just need to find a way to work in a scene where Jaheira gets shot in the leg, gets mad, and throws her helmet at an orc. :?

"I am fluent in over 16 million forms of communication and can readily --"

"Splendid! We've been without an interpreter since our master got angry with our last protocol droid and disintegrated him."


Nalia's more useful and less hapless than 3PO, though... (Snicker)

"I can tell you what the enemy's yap says. I can peek at their codes and give you a serious heads-up if they're looking to come down on our asses. And more, I can tell you if that orc over there said something about your mother."


Bingo. Hence her callsign... which I'll work in at some point.

You might find a bunch of fizzies instead of your comm unit, and your skin might turn purple. She's been known to do that to rooks.


She's been known to do that to -everyone-. :?

At first, I thought you were going to recruit Anomen, give the ladies something to drool over.


Nah. He's got his own squad. That's good enough for him. :)

#6 Guest_The Blue Sorceress_*

Posted 14 August 2004 - 01:18 AM

“That’s… about what I figured...” Nalia trailed off, and looked away momentarily, then turned her gaze back. “You’re… going after that Dominion C&C base around here, aren’t you?” she asked, looking the major straight in the eye.


That's Nalia, smart as a whip, she is.

“I think… I think that she is… inexperienced… and that inexperience may be an overall liability to the unit. Her interception of the Dominion transmissions suggests she has extensive knowledge, perhaps we could even call it ‘expertise’, in that field. But as useful as that may be, it may not be useful enough in the situations we will likely encounter.”


That is also our Nalia, has the common sense of a retarded squid.

Despite Imoen’s disclaimer, the question wasn’t all that terribly simple. Ensign Nalia de’Arnisse wasn’t sure she even knew where to begin, so she went with the first thoughts that came to mind. “Wellllll… I speak Dwarven, High Elven, Low Elven, Drow, Orc and Gnoll. I can get by in Ogre and a little bit of Duergar. And I know exactly two phrases in Illithid – first one is ‘Phantastisch fuer einen Party!’ and the second is “Kannst du mein Kasebrot halten? Ich bin von Blitz getroffen!”


I never knew Illithids spok German (or is it that Germans speak illithid?)

I take it Nalia is your linguist/encryption-decryption?

“First one’s roughly ‘Fantastic for a party!’ Second is ‘Can you hold my cheese-bread? I’ve been struck by lightning.’”


Little does she know the word 'brains' and the word 'cheese-bread' mean the same thing in Illithid.

The Lieutenant grinned broadly. “I think you’ll fit right in.”


You bet she will.

Great chapter ;)
-Blue

#7 Guest_Ursula_*

Posted 14 August 2004 - 02:42 AM

Yay!!!! You posted!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :wink: :wink: Yippee...

Your daily dose of notemeal: Eat up, kids! :D

Yo, dude! This is the cold-pizza-for-breakfast generation. Oatmeal does taste good w/ some maple syrup (& cinnamon) added in, though...albeit not quite so toothsome as grits prepared similarly.

1. Ok, so the current Omega roster has six people. We're going up to seven with this chapter. :D

Major! What brings you to this cesspool of corruption? :wink: ;)

Nah, I know (from reading) who the new addition is, but heck! I'd be majorly amused to see Captain Delryn try to romance the major. ::hint-hint::

Btw I was wondering about that. Captain? I thought he was a Corporal or a Sgt or something--don't know how I got that impression. ::smiles:: ::sighs:: ::smiles::

This will be a hoot to see, though. How do the units get along? I'm assuming Delryn will have issues w/ Falynn's rule-breaking MO. Is there a Cdr Shelby - Cdr Rijker dynamic at work there? And, please forgive my brain clench, but I'm not sure I know what Delta group does.

“Sorry to bother you, Major, but I think there’s someone over here that you should meet.”

Falynn looked curiously up at Delta Leader. She set her meal aside and stood up, falling in behind Delta One. “Lead the way, Anomen.”

;) He sounds polite, very polite. And he has a head on his shoulders (extrapolating that Nalia's info would be beneficial).

The crew initiated Cole Protocol, broke for the escape pods and ditched. Most of the pods landed close together… bad idea, if you ask me.

Yay! She's got a head on her shoulders, and knows how to use it too.

“You’re… going after that Dominion C&C base around here, aren’t you?” she asked, looking the major straight in the eye.

Falynn didn’t respond.

This is just so spot-on.

“Probably about four heavy tanks, maybe a company of dismounted infantry…”

That's awfully vague...... For some reason I'm having flashbacks of the shield generator on Endor moon.

but Falynn’s proposition was still a little… daring.

You know, you've already referred to him as Falynn's "escort," and now his proposition is a little daring. Please forgive me, but I'm having a fun time w/ these double meanings.

“If we can isolate and eliminate them, it’ll give us a clear shot to that C&C base.”


“Um… one more thing, Major?”

“What’s up, Ensign?”

“I’d… uh… I’d like to come with you, if I could.”

And this seems akin to how Game-Nalia invites herself along w/ you, too (w/o the condescending limousine-liberal prattle).

Jaheira smirked in amusement. “But, she seems committed… she wants to do something… anything. I cannot fault her for that.”

I wonder if that's how the Llyrs wound up in the service... :wink:

Btw accidentally deleted it, but great line about switching Immy for Nalia. Lol, reminds me of the game dynamics.


“So?” Imoen began, “What do -you- do?”

I write power memos that make the big wigs cower and wet themselves. ;) Oh wait; she was talking to Nalia!

“I beg your pardon, Lieutenant?”

And I enjoy your subtle clues (the salute, her tenativeness when requesting to join mission, her feelings towards her injured colleague, and now her use of title w/ Immy of all folks) of her newness to her post...a reminder to one of the opening episodes of your series.

‘Phantastisch fuer einen Party!’ and the second is “Kannst du mein Kasebrot halten? Ich bin von Blitz getroffen!”

Imoen’s brow creased. “Translation?”

“First one’s roughly ‘Fantastic for a party!’ Second is ‘Can you hold my cheese-bread? I’ve been struck by lightning.’”

Um, I'm just curious where *you've* heard the second one. I like the poem ,,An Anna Blume'' for really kewl inanities, but the Kaesebrot line is a real hoot.

The Lieutenant grinned broadly. “I think you’ll fit right in.”

Yeah, just remember it's a byob unit! Hmm, I wonder how she'll get on w/ Ulraunt (& Keldy!).

Anyway, terrific job! I really liked this skads. :roll: And I hope you don't get too damp this weekend. It's been rainy enough as it is. :wink:

#8 Guest_AlphaMonkey_*

Posted 14 August 2004 - 06:54 AM

That's Nalia, smart as a whip, she is.


High intelligence. ;)

That is also our Nalia, has the common sense of a retarded squid.


Low wisdom. :wink:

Yeah, it's true... she can crack all kinds of codes, can probably handle all kinds of crazy mental math, but is about as wise as a half-dead sea animal. ;)

(Snicker) Retarded squid... heh heh...

I never knew Illithids spok German (or is it that Germans speak illithid?)


Illithids speak "German" only because German is one of... oh... four languages I have any sort of formalized experience in. ;)

I take it Nalia is your linguist/encryption-decryption?


Yep. I figure it's the kinda thing that would require someone to have a high INT, but allow them to kinda get away with a low WIS. Plus, it's also pretty much a noncombat job, and the squad needed another one of those. As it is, the rest of the bunch is almost too competent. Need someone who's a bit... er... hapless, to even things out. :D

And Aerie's been used somewhere else. :wink:

Little does she know the word 'brains' and the word 'cheese-bread' mean the same thing in Illithid.


Hands off my cerebrum / cheddar-wheat toast!

:D

...

By the way, what's Sparky up to these days? Haven't heard from him in ages...

(Nudge nudge)

:D

#9 Guest_The Blue Sorceress_*

Posted 14 August 2004 - 07:15 AM

That is also our Nalia, has the common sense of a retarded squid.


Low wisdom. ;)


Yeah, it's true... she can crack all kinds of codes, can probably handle all kinds of crazy mental math, but is about as wise as a half-dead sea animal. :wink:


(Snicker) Retarded squid... heh heh...


It's one of my favorite insults/analogies

I take it Nalia is your linguist/encryption-decryption?


Yep. I figure it's the kinda thing that would require someone to have a high INT, but allow them to kinda get away with a low WIS. Plus, it's also pretty much a noncombat job, and the squad needed another one of those. As it is, the rest of the bunch is almost too competent. Need someone who's a bit... er... hapless, to even things out. ;)


I figure.

Omega's are almost tooooo good.

And Aerie's been used somewhere else. :wink:


Heh... she has indeed.

Little does she know the word 'brains' and the word 'cheese-bread' mean the same thing in Illithid.


Hands off my cerebrum / cheddar-wheat toast!


;)


Exactly

By the way, what's Sparky up to these days? Haven't heard from him in ages...


I know! I'm actually working on the next installment, but things are going slow because I'm not quite sure how to handle some of the stuff. The wizard's personality is coming out in other things and I need to bleed some of it off before I light something on fire or alienate all my friends with my sardonic wit.

-Blue

#10 Guest_AlphaMonkey_*

Posted 14 August 2004 - 07:42 AM

Yay!!!! You posted!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hey, look at that... I guess I did. ;)

This is the cold-pizza-for-breakfast generation. Oatmeal does taste good w/ some maple syrup (& cinnamon) added in, though...albeit not quite so toothsome as grits prepared similarly.


1. Ah. Cold pizza for breakfast. Yeah, I've done that way more times than is healthy for any human being. I'm not proud of it. Thankfully, I've been able to partially counter that by having "healthy" breakfasts on occasion - like a bowl of fruit and a glass of juice. ;)

2. CDR and I were discussing this on another thread. Oatmeal is some awful stuff. I was basically raised on Quaker One Minute oatmeal, which isn't the most awful stuff in the world, but is far from great. My Dad puts Ovaltine in his which apparently helps, but even when I did that, I could still barely stomach the stuff. I know it's good for you, but I just don't really like oatmeal. A granola bar does the job just as well when it comes to morning carbs. ;) And tastes better if you ask me.

3. I've never had grits. I've lived in "The North" all my life (Pretty much), so I've never eaten grits. I have no idea what I'm missing.

I'd be majorly amused to see Captain Delryn try to romance the major.


(Chuckle) In the game, both Falynn and Enara ended up with Anomen, not so much because I thought they were good matches, but simply because there weren't any other choices, and I felt kinda bad turning my girl characters into spinsters when Loran and Connor ended up with Jaheira and Aurin ended up with Viconia. :D

Anyway, the next chapter has a bit of banter between Lynn and Anomen which is reminiscent of Han/Leia banter... but I don't plan for it to go any further than that, really. Speaking from an in character perspective, it's one thing to hook up with another adventurer. It's another to hook up with another officer in a branch of the military. It'd be like paladins in the Order pairing off... probably wouldn't be such a hot idea.

Aside from that, I'm just not terribly confident in my ability to write a relationship like that... at least not seriously. Moreover, Anomen's not one of the main cast, so... (Shrug)

I suppose nothing's set in stone as yet, but I honestly didn't have any plans for anything of the sort. I'm not even all that sure what to do with the Valygar/Imoen thing yet. It seems some folks expect me to pair them off, and I think a few have voiced opinions saying it might be a bit cliched. I honestly don't have anything really "planned" just yet. I'm really doing most of this by the seat of my pants. I've never been accustomed to doing things "episodically," but since I started this thing up, I've really been working on a chapter by chapter basis with not a whole lot of "distance" work being done. (Shrug)

Btw I was wondering about that. Captain? I thought he was a Corporal or a Sgt or something--don't know how I got that impression. ::smiles:: ::sighs:: ::smiles::


No, you're right. Back when I first started posting here, I put up a quiz piece which had the gang as instructors at the Chionthar Military Academy just outside Baldur's Gate. I gave them all ranks and stuff in that one, and Anomen was a Corporal, Sarevok was a Gunnery Sergeant (Gunny), and stuff like that. That was before I started posting Omega chapters, and they weren't intended to be part of the same "continuity" as it were. So when I put Anomen in this one, I made him a squad leader and a Captain.

This will be a hoot to see, though. How do the units get along? I'm assuming Delryn will have issues w/ Falynn's rule-breaking MO.


Well, bear in mind that Anomen is Special Ops in this one, just like the Omegas... and discipline becomes really relaxed in the SpecOps community. It basically boils down to "They're crazy, but they're unbelievably competent, so that's all that matters." Sure, Anomen and Mazzy (Mazzy's worse, actually) are sometimes put off by Omega antics, but they've all worked together in the past, and come to some kind of understanding.

Is there a Cdr Shelby - Cdr Rijker dynamic at work there?


There would be, except I don't really want to picture Falynn with a beard. ;)

It's not really "canonical" in the sense that none of it took place in actual televised episodes, but the author Peter David wrote a series of books called Star Trek: New Frontier which took place around DS9 series events. Anyway, David took a bunch of minor characters from TNG episodes... minor characters that had, for whatever reason, become cult fan favorites. Shelby was one; Robin Lefler (Remember Ashley Judd's character? ;) ) was another. He took 'em and used them as mains for his series, and so we basically see that one of the reasons why Shelby and Riker were so hot and heavy is because Riker's very much like Mackenzie Calhoun (kind of the principal character of the ensemble cast), the charming, dashing, roguishly handsome, but most ill-disciplined captain Starfleet has ever known. Calhoun is also, incidentally, her oldest and brightest flame. ;)

And, please forgive my brain clench, but I'm not sure I know what Delta group does.


I never really got into it. I basically set the Gallante up as being something other than a regular ship that fights on a battle line. It's intended to do a lot of special missions... going in behind enemy lines to drop off ground units and stuff. So I set the Gallante up with six SpaceOps/SpecOps teams. Alpha Red, Omega Black, Delta Green, Epsilon Blue, Sigma White, and Tau Gray. Omega is the best and brightest, obviously. :D Alpha is a close second. Delta and Epsilon aren't as good, but aren't slouches. And Sigma/Tau are also competent, but not as experienced. Their mission profiles all vary, but they're all geared to handle similar situations.

He sounds polite, very polite. And he has a head on his shoulders (extrapolating that Nalia's info would be beneficial).


Well, this Anomen is an officer; he wouldn't have made it to squad leader of a Special Ops unit if he was still a hothead. As Theo put it, he's likely had the arrogance beaten out of him by this point.

Yay! She's got a head on her shoulders, and knows how to use it too.


I was trying to portray Nalia as being intelligent with a fairly good grasp of book tactics, but still able to kinda think on her feet... at the same time, I wanted to maintain some sense of naivete. So she'd have the presence of mind to realize that landing in one big cluster will just make it easier for the Dominion to round up all the survivors, but she'd still be "hapless" enough to screw up the landing. :D

That's awfully vague...... For some reason I'm having flashbacks of the shield generator on Endor moon.


Well, you can only gather so much information from intercepted communications transmissions. But the Omegas are fairly sure they know what's waiting for them. As Falynn said, what Nalia's describing sounds exactly like the force they ran into earlier in their mission and decided to skirt around.

Four tanks and a company of infantry... so if we're talking like six crew members per tank, that's like 24 right there... and a company could be anywhere from like, say, 60 (a small company) to well... like maybe even as high as 200...

But roughly two dozen of the Confederation's best troopers versus 80-100 orcs... fair fight. :)

Please forgive me, but I'm having a fun time w/ these double meanings.


Ok. I didn't intend any. :wink:

I'm notoriously bad at spotting innuendo, so if it seems like I wrote some in... I likely didn't do it intentionally. :wink:

And this seems akin to how Game-Nalia invites herself along w/ you, too (w/o the condescending limousine-liberal prattle).


Heh heh. I like how you put that... she really does come across as someone who's trying too hard to sound like a "liberal" simply because she wants to spite her "conservative" upbringing. To be fair, I believe her when she says she wants to help people, and I think she genuinely does have a good heart, but as Jaheira puts it, she claims to be unaware of class distinction, and yet her manner exudes it. Very perceptive on the druid's part, I always thought.

I wonder if that's how the Llyrs wound up in the service...


I guess Falynn really is a "fight the good fight" kinda person, so that would probably be a lot of her motivation... but aside from that... well, Candlekeep in the Omega-verse is gone. I wrote it as a research colony out on the edges of settled space; it got attacked, and now it's just plain gone. Poor kids really don't have anywhere to go home to.

I write power memos that make the big wigs cower and wet themselves.


Nice to know the right people have all the power. :wink:

When I indulge my dreams of megalomania, I don't see myself as the president/prime minister/tyrannical dictator, I see myself as the guy pulling the president/prime minister/tyrannical dictator's strings. Mwuwhhahahahaha...

:wink:

I need to lay off the Civilization 3.

and now her use of title w/ Immy of all folks


That's definitely going to rub Imoen the wrong way at first... she'll make sure Nalia learns not to do such things around her. :wink:

a reminder to one of the opening episodes of your series.


Glad nobody really forgot she existed. I actually did intend for her to link up with the rest of the gang as early as Chapter 2 (when I introduced her)... it just took a while to actually realize it... for obvious reasons.

Um, I'm just curious where *you've* heard the second one. I like the poem ,,An Anna Blume'' for really kewl inanities, but the Kaesebrot line is a real hoot.


I honestly don't remember... the whole "Phantastisch fuer einen Party!" was something a friend of mine mentioned. It was one of the example phrases in a German textbook he'd been studying at some point, and he found it funny, so he mentioned it to us, and it kinda became one of our group's catch phrases. The second one... I honestly don't know where it's from. I just heard another friend use it, and that one stuck, too. It's possible he found it in the same place you did, I really don't know.

It got to the point where we set up keyboard macros (we were geeks) in games like Quake and Half-Life to type those phrases with a single keystroke. This sort of thing led to some really funny (To us at least) moments where my friend would run around as a "medic" in Team Fortress, infecting people on the other team. They'd die, the game would flash a message: "L33t SN@3P3R was killed by Variable's tropical disease." and my friend would smack a key on his keyboard so that the player he'd just taken out would also see "Would you like a smallpox blanket?" immediately after their death text message.

We geeks found this sort of thing uproariously funny.

And I hope you don't get too damp this weekend. It's been rainy enough as it is.


I got lucky. I was walking around in the East Village in NYC this evening, and it was supposed to rain heavily, but it didn't. Woot. Of course, it was also really hot and really humid, and walking even six blocks or so in NYC when it's really hot and muggy... SUCKS. :roll:

#11 Guest_AlphaMonkey_*

Posted 14 August 2004 - 08:02 AM

I know! I'm actually working on the next installment, but things are going slow because I'm not quite sure how to handle some of the stuff. The wizard's personality is coming out in other things and I need to bleed some of it off before I light something on fire or alienate all my friends with my sardonic wit.


I wish I could alienate my friends with my sardonic wit... of course that would mean I'd have to have both friends and wit...

;)

Be careful with the pyro tendencies, though. Setting your hair on fire is BAD news. :wink:

#12 Laufey

Posted 14 August 2004 - 02:03 PM

4. Also, I finally managed to come up with a whole unit roster for the other supporting units (Alpha, Delta, etc.). I did it mainly for my own purposes so that I can keep track of what's going on. It'd probably bore any other human being to tears, though, so I suppose I should just pretend I never mentioned it. ;)


Well, as long as I can keep track of who's who... ;)


“Anyway, I guess I’m just a lousy pilot. Think I clipped a mountain on the way in; threw us into a roll. I tried to recover… couldn’t… we hit pretty hard.” She sighed. “I seem to be mostly ok, I guess… few bumps and bruises, but Aric over there got pretty banged up. The Delta medics got him stable,” she nodded graciously at Delta Leader, “but he could really use a full hospital, and soon.”


Ouch, poor Nalia. I'm sure she's pretty embarrassed about this.

“Major? Are you seriously planning on engaging a Dominion armor platoon?” Anomen Delryn asked, almost incredulously. The man was no stranger to lousy odds; he often felt the need to prove himself against such numerical superiority, in fact, but Falynn’s proposition was still a little… daring.


It's no worse than the Hillgnasher giants. :wink:


“I think… I think that she is… inexperienced… and that inexperience may be an overall liability to the unit. Her interception of the Dominion transmissions suggests she has extensive knowledge, perhaps we could even call it ‘expertise’, in that field. But as useful as that may be, it may not be useful enough in the situations we will likely encounter.”


“I sense a ‘but’ coming.”


Jaheira smirked in amusement. “But, she seems committed… she wants to do something… anything. I cannot fault her for that.”


“I can’t, either.”


“If she’s lucky, she’ll live through the next few days… and if she wishes to continue living, she -will- need combat experience. It’s possible she might be safer with us, even if we aren’t necessarily safer with -her- along.”


Astutely summarized - Jaheira usually is good at quickly assessing as situation, I think.


“Simple question. What do you -do-? Lynn goes and bosses folks around. I sneak into places and blow stuff up… Jaheira’s the one who reattaches any severed limbs. Jan can build you a starship with a socket wrench and a pile of spare parts. Minsc has the big gun, and Valygar over there does all the brooding. What do -you- do?”


Despite Imoen’s disclaimer, the question wasn’t all that terribly simple. Ensign Nalia de’Arnisse wasn’t sure she even knew where to begin, so she went with the first thoughts that came to mind. “Wellllll… I speak Dwarven, High Elven, Low Elven, Drow, Orc and Gnoll. I can get by in Ogre and a little bit of Duergar. And I know exactly two phrases in Illithid – first one is ‘Phantastisch fuer einen Party!’ and the second is “Kannst du mein Kasebrot halten? Ich bin von Blitz getroffen!”


Illithids speak German? Dare I even ask which weird creatures speak Swedish? :wink:
Rogues do it from behind.

#13 Guest_cdrradar_*

Posted 14 August 2004 - 04:00 PM

*ahem* Captain Miller and Sgt. Horvath strike again.


I know, I know... but I love that movie! And those characters. C'mon, can't you picture Tom Sizemore as Jaheira? :wink:


*watches every Jaheira fanboy gag*

Now I just need to find a way to work in a scene where Jaheira gets shot in the leg, gets mad, and throws her helmet at an orc. :wink:


I'll admit, that would be cute.

"I am fluent in over 16 million forms of communication and can readily --"

"Splendid! We've been without an interpreter since our master got angry with our last protocol droid and disintegrated him."


Nalia's more useful and less hapless than 3PO, though... (Snicker)


Not to mention cuter. ;)

You might find a bunch of fizzies instead of your comm unit, and your skin might turn purple. She's been known to do that to rooks.


She's been known to do that to -everyone-. :D


I know! *scratches* Damnit, she gave me the crabs again...! :D

At first, I thought you were going to recruit Anomen, give the ladies something to drool over.


Nah. He's got his own squad. That's good enough for him. ;)


Ooh, his own personal squad of valkyries? ;)

#14 Guest_AlphaMonkey_*

Posted 14 August 2004 - 07:31 PM

Well, as long as I can keep track of who's who...


Well, I hope it hasn't gotten -too- confusing. Problem with running with an ensemble cast. :wink:

Ouch, poor Nalia. I'm sure she's pretty embarrassed about this.


A little. She's not really a pilot, though, so you can't really blame her.

It's no worse than the Hillgnasher giants.


Actually, it's a lot worse. Like I said to Theo... the giants didn't have 100 tons battle tanks with enormous guns that fired explosive shells. ;)

Astutely summarized - Jaheira usually is good at quickly assessing as situation, I think.


Agreed. I think she's supposed to be... and if it weren't for the fact that most of her skills lie in the medical field, she'd probably have been X.O. instead.

Illithids speak German? Dare I even ask which weird creatures speak Swedish?


Gnomes?

:wink:

#15 Guest_AlphaMonkey_*

Posted 14 August 2004 - 07:33 PM

*watches every Jaheira fanboy gag*


It's not -that- bad is it?

...

Ok, it's pretty bad. ;)

Not to mention cuter.


Hey, I like the gold robot... he's silly... ;)

I know! *scratches* Damnit, she gave me the crabs again...!


Um... ;)

Too...

Much...

Information...

:wink:

Ooh, his own personal squad of valkyries?


No, but Viconia's a Delta... so make of -that- what you will. :wink:

#16 Guest_cdrradar_*

Posted 15 August 2004 - 03:36 AM

*watches every Jaheira fanboy gag*


It's not -that- bad is it?

...

Ok, it's pretty bad. ;)


Uuh, yeah. It was that bad.

Not to mention cuter.


Hey, I like the gold robot... he's silly... ;)


Agreed. Way better than that damn Jar Jar... ugh...

I know! *scratches* Damnit, she gave me the crabs again...!


Um... ;)

Too...

Much...

Information...

:wink:


Yeah, those color-changing chiggers. They itch like hell!

Ooh, his own personal squad of valkyries?


No, but Viconia's a Delta... so make of -that- what you will. :wink:


Hrm... Viccy, with Ano. Would she be the XO of Delta? :D

#17 Guest_cdrradar_*

Posted 15 August 2004 - 03:41 AM

2. CDR and I were discussing this on another thread. Oatmeal is some awful stuff. I was basically raised on Quaker One Minute oatmeal, which isn't the most awful stuff in the world, but is far from great. My Dad puts Ovaltine in his which apparently helps, but even when I did that, I could still barely stomach the stuff. I know it's good for you, but I just don't really like oatmeal. A granola bar does the job just as well when it comes to morning carbs. :wink: And tastes better if you ask me.


Aah yes, indeed we were. The oatmeal I had was when we went to Yawgoog while I was in scouts. I mean, yeech. We wondered why there were golf clubs near the tables. Then one... slop of oatmeal slithered out of one kid's bowl. Then we knew.

I always thought Imoen Senden had a nice ring to it.


Raven: (Holds a tazer pistol in her left hand, aimed at CDR, and has her right hand firmly on Imoen's sternum) "Back away, pal... just... back away..."

Harlequin: (Has a spoon dangling out of her mouth and a pint-sized ice cream container cradled in her left hand) (Muffled) "Huh? Wha's' goin' on?"


*holds up bottle of Vodka, pats wine barrel* Come to papa...

;) :wink:

#18 Guest_AlphaMonkey_*

Posted 15 August 2004 - 05:06 AM

Agreed. Way better than that damn Jar Jar... ugh...


You know, I don't hate him... I mean, I certainly don't like the character, and I wish that Lucas had managed to find some other way of injecting comic relief, but I don't want to murder the character the way a lot of other people do. I just consider him to be a mistake, and leave it at that. (Shrug)

Seriously, there are plenty of ways to put in funny moments without making the overall production seem lame. Classic trilogy R2 and 3PO are a great example of that, I think... they're excellent sidekicks, and while 3PO is unbelievably hapless, he still has a sort of charm, especially when it comes to his bantering with R2. It's a shame there wasn't more of -that- in Eps. 1and 2.

It's also a shame (for those people who've played KotOR) that while they did wonders with HK, they didn't do the same for T3. I was hoping for T3/HK banter along the lines of R2 and 3PO, but it didn't materialize.

Hrm... Viccy, with Ano. Would she be the XO of Delta?


Nope. Sorry. Delta XO is Judder Page... if you've ever read the SW novels that Bantam and Del Rey put out, you might remember the name. Page is head of the Katarn Commandos - best SpecForce team the Rebel Alliance/New Republic ever had.

Cool guy. :wink: (At least to Star Wars nerds like me)

Then one... slop of oatmeal slithered out of one kid's bowl. Then we knew.


How did the stuff compare to Top-Flite balls... could you get a good drive out of 'em? ;)

#19 Guest_Ursula_*

Posted 15 August 2004 - 09:09 PM

2. CDR and I were discussing this on another thread. Oatmeal is some awful stuff. I was basically raised on Quaker One Minute oatmeal, which isn't the most awful stuff in the world, but is far from great. My Dad puts Ovaltine in his which apparently helps, but even when I did that, I could still barely stomach the stuff. I know it's good for you, but I just don't really like oatmeal. A granola bar does the job just as well when it comes to morning carbs. :shock: And tastes better if you ask me.

Instant oatmeal? Instant??? ::shudder:: ::shudder:: C'mon, real oatmeal isn't too hard to cook. It's worth the effort--ESPECIALLY if you add puh-lenty (and I *mean* puh-lenty!) of maple syrup and cinnamon. Plain? Ick!

3. I've never had grits. I've lived in "The North" all my life (Pretty much), so I've never eaten grits. I have no idea what I'm missing.

Again, I'm Northern, but it's very good w/ ms+c. It's much smoother, less lumpy. :shock: Grits plain isn't my favorite breakfast food. :)

I'd be majorly amused to see Captain Delryn try to romance the major.


(Chuckle) In the game, both Falynn and Enara ended up with Anomen, not so much because I thought they were good matches,

Sometimes opposites attract. :( :)

but simply because there weren't any other choices, and I felt kinda bad turning my girl characters into spinsters when Loran and Connor ended up with Jaheira and Aurin ended up with Viconia. :shock:

::nods:: Agreed. I felt sorry for Anomen too - saying, "No," to him would've been like kicking a puppy dog.

Anyway, the next chapter has a bit of banter between Lynn and Anomen which is reminiscent of Han/Leia banter... but I don't plan for it to go any further than that, really.

Aw, but think o' the possibilities...Keldorn counseling them against fraternization, Ano's group and Lynn's working together not quite so harmoniously, etc. Lol! Except I'm concerned as to whether Cor (and Moira!) exist in this universe.

Aside from that, I'm just not terribly confident in my ability to write a relationship like that... at least not seriously. Moreover, Anomen's not one of the main cast, so... (Shrug)

I have to admit I have the same problem myself. I can't do romance, because so much of it seems...illogical.

No, you're right. Back when I first started posting here, I put up a quiz piece which had the gang as instructors at the Chionthar Military Academy just outside Baldur's Gate. I gave them all ranks and stuff in that one, and Anomen was a Corporal, Sarevok was a Gunnery Sergeant (Gunny), and stuff like that.

Oh yeah. I 'member that. PC got to mouth off at him too, in a dashedly clever way. :wink: ;) So...are you gonna give us the skinny as to group compositions? Or is that a hook? :shock: ::shrugs:: Whatever; I can't stop myself from reading your ouvre anyways, but I am awful curious.

It would be fun to see Ano, Falynn, and Mazzy in a group meeting together, with or without Keldorn. ::sighs:: I can't get enough of your Keldorn, you know.

I honestly don't remember... the whole "Phantastisch fuer einen Party!" was something a friend of mine mentioned. It was one of the example phrases in a German textbook he'd been studying at some point,

OMG! That wasn't from Unsere Freunde, was it? Peter in Hamburg, Alois from Austria, etc.? I think I remember that phrase from chapter 2 or 3, when they're having a party (including Kartoffelsalad, and featuring a "Radish" song :) -- OMG! Who'd've thought that Germans were related to gnomes).

One of the texts we had was inspired by the 60s (our teacher was a hippie - yes, even in the 80s), and featured them talking about life in communes and having many "spouses." :D :( :wink:

Some Schwitters lines from ,,An Anna Blume'' include my favorite:
Blau is die Farbe deines gelben Haares.

They'd die, the game would flash a message: "L33t SN@3P3R was killed by Variable's tropical disease." and my friend would smack a key on his keyboard so that the player he'd just taken out would also see "Would you like a smallpox blanket?" immediately after their death text message.

We geeks found this sort of thing uproariously funny.

ROTFL!!! Hey, why not? :? Sorta like the school unrollable "historical maps" which, on the base say, "STOP unrolling map," which is moot once you can read it.

I got lucky. I was walking around in the East Village in NYC this evening, and it was supposed to rain heavily, but it didn't. Woot. Of course, it was also really hot and really humid, and walking even six blocks or so in NYC when it's really hot and muggy... SUCKS. :wink:

We all were pretty lucky, nah? Feel bad for Floridians. Hopefully Earl won't be coming to call.

And what the blazes is going on w/ the hurricane names, anyways? You'd hope for a more intimidating name for a dangerous storm. Part of the annoyance a few years back was the ignomy of nearly getting washed away/killed by a storm named Floyd. Floyd? Wth?!

Thanks for sharing this! Looking forward to your newest episode hint-hint.

#20 Guest_Ursula_*

Posted 15 August 2004 - 09:16 PM

Aah yes, indeed we were. The oatmeal I had was when we went to Yawgoog while I was in scouts.

Y'all had oatmeal in Scouts? Huh?! I don't remember eating breakfast; was trying *not* to eat very much, as I didn't care for latrines. :) Plumbing is a nice thing. ;)

I mean, yeech. We wondered why there were golf clubs near the tables. Then one... slop of oatmeal slithered out of one kid's bowl. Then we knew.

Do you think this was a forecursor of the Slimes (and Puddings)?




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